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In the end, in order to prove his innocence and not be forced to go to the hospital for mental appraisal, Akashi brought a few of his teammates to Yingyue's Tsukimi Mansion.

Except for Akashi, the few people looked at their seemingly normal captain tremblingly throughout the whole process, as if they were afraid that he would suddenly become a mutant monster at some point.

Akashi: "..."

Akashi rang the doorbell with his hair full of black lines.

To be honest, in an atmosphere like Teiko's, if it weren't for someone like Akashi who has extremely strong self-control and will and never doubts himself, he would definitely be brainwashed immediately and forced to join the mourning team.

Just like some of his teammates...

"So it's Mr. Akashi, please come in."

The smart butler opened the electronic gate of the manor remotely, and a low-key black luxury car was already waiting at the gate.

Kise: "No... unmanned driving?! So this is the life of the rich? Although I knew that Xiaoyue Jian seemed to be very rich, but I didn't expect it to be so..."

"Kise-kun... I don't think you, who live in a high-end apartment in the center of Tokyo, are qualified to say that." Heizi complained silently.

"Xiao Heizi really..." Huang Lai smiled wryly, "Parents who are super-famous writers, you seem to be mocking me when you say that."

Heizi: "No, literati are very poor. But looking at it now, Qianye should be fine, otherwise Mr. Housekeeper wouldn't be so calm. Oops... We will be laughed at by Qianye if we go with such red eye circles."

As soon as Underworld opened the car door, he saw all the teenagers except Akashi with red eye circles.

"Take the liberty to visit, because rumors about Emperor Guang are spreading wildly, so I came to visit."

Akashi's etiquette is thoughtful, showing the demeanor of a master with profound background.

"Ok?"

Underworld instantly connected to the Teiguang Forum, and half a second later he showed an awkward but polite expression that was half a smile.

"So that's the case, I know. Please rest in the living room for now, and I will pass it on immediately."

Everyone looked at Mr. Butler's jumping steps for some reason, sitting silently on the soft and luxurious sofa, with a straight body.

Someone brought snacks and tea.

The teenagers raised their heads and wanted to say thank you.

"Machine...robot!" Kise was so frightened that the hand that took the teacup trembled, and the tea in the cup almost splashed out.

"Kose, what stupid things are you talking about?" Qingfeng Dahui smiled and looked at the beautiful lady beside him, "What kind of robot, it's obviously a big breasted face......"

Until he saw the electronic eyes of the beautiful maid.

The rest of the words were stung back to his throat in shock, choking him out of breath, and coughing violently.

"This... this is scarier than May's cooking."

The pink-haired girl sitting beside him glared at him and slapped him on the back.

The beautiful robot smiled at them: "Please use it slowly. Also, please don't show such an attitude, even I will feel sad."

Akashi calmly took the teacup and took a sip.

"Thank you, Miss Allie. Please don't pay attention to these guys."

"I said, you don't know..." Midorima, who was holding the cloth bear doll, was also startled by the speaking robot maid, but still pushed his glasses calmly, "Deep Sea, the leader in the electrical industry The company is the industry of the moon."

"Although I really don't know, this is not a leading issue in the electrical industry! This robot is a creation of cross-age technology, right? Humanoid intelligent robots only exist in the imagination of science fiction!"

Huang Lai collapsed and covered her face. This was not a matter of knowledge at all, it was beyond imagination.

"Look! Little Heizi's face is cracked in shock."

"Really?" Akashi calmly and calmly distributed the small biscuits on the table to his sand sculpture teammates, "Yuejian's IQ is at least 218, which is about the same as that of Einstein, so what kind of biscuits did he create? Nothing worth mentioning."

After all, that guy is not a normal person at all.

"In his opinion, the guys who are called geniuses in the world are probably a group of paramecium." Akashi calmly concluded, "Even if it is me, I will never compete with him in IQ. significance."

"...What am I who can't even compare to paramecium..." Heizi fell into the gloomy black mist, "I'm not a genius."

"I'm sorry, Kuroko, that's not what I meant." Akashi was shocked when he thought of the tragic end he would face if someone found out that he seemed to be cleverly provoking dissension, "Actually, I don't really know what Tsukimi is thinking, But he really does regard you as a close friend."

"Zhe. If you make friends, things like IQ don't matter at all!"

Aomine·aho·failed in all homework·Jianghu Emergency relies on Momoi's materials and Midorima's rolling pencils to participate in the competition·Basketball idiot·Daiki, thumbs up and shows a sunny smile.

Akashi, Midorima, Kuroko, Momoi: "..."

As for the one with the lowest IQ... there is no doubt that it must be this guy.

Heizi's eyes shifted slightly: "...that's true... I understand after seeing Mr. Qingfeng like this...Although it's amazing, making friends really doesn't depend on IQ."

Aomine's silly smile shone brightly: "That's right!"

Everyone: "..."

silence.

Ziyuan swallowed the snacks in his mouth, and said slowly: "...although I am not as good as Xiao Chi, but I suddenly found that I am actually very smart..." At least he can understand when others secretly ridicule him, and he will not hesitate pinch each other.

Momoi couldn't help but cover his face, unable to refute.

the other side.

Underworld cheerfully pushed open the door.

"Qi Mu, hurry up! The boss is going to be bloody!"

"I know, don't spoil it! Look at this combo trick!"

As soon as the voice fell, a big gameover popped up on the screen.

Seeing the pink-haired boy gradually solidify into a black and white stone sculpture, Qianye helplessly helped his forehead.

"I actually wanted to remind you that the boss will cover the screen with red blood after attacking..."

"Master, I'm sorry to remind you that it's extremely rude to put the guests in the living room when I'm playing games here." Underworld pushed the monocular glasses he used to wear, "There is another unfortunate news to tell You, you have been declared dead in Diguang, and all the teachers and students in the school are posting condolences to wish you a good journey."

"...???"

Qianye connected to the forum for a second, then choked speechlessly.

"I just didn't take an exam, why did I get the funeral in c?"

Underworld laughed without saying a word.

Who told you to take time off and applied for an exemption from advanced studies because you were weak and sick.

"So Heizi and the others... actually came to see me for the last time?" Qianye's mouth twitched.

"No, judging from their reaction when they came, I think they are here to see the last side of your remains before cremation."

Qianye: "..."

"...Since you have something to do here, I'll take my leave first." The pink-haired boy with two lollipops on his head stood up and prepared to leave.

"I don't know when the next time we meet will be." Qianye got up to see him off, "Sometimes I always wonder if you were imagined by me..."

"What stupid things are you talking about..." The older boy raised his hand and his brain collapsed, "Does it hurt?"

Qianye covered his forehead, and answered honestly: "It hurts..."

"Since it hurts, it's not a fantasy." Qi Mu rubbed his forehead for him, and ruffled his silver hair retaliatoryly, "You think you can imagine an almighty supernatural being like me with your own poor imagination?" Capable person?"

"Why do you always show up when I'm mentally unstable! I can't get through the phone at ordinary times!" The silver-haired boy was aggrieved, "Only by poking you in the chat window on the Internet will you respond. My ability is electronic data, Who knows if you are a piece of data that I have inadvertently separated out!"

Saiki Kusuo was silent.

The flow rate in the world is different and it is not up to him to decide. It is not easy for him to open cross-border network communication, okay?

"I didn't expect you to always fail in Chinese, but unexpectedly dare to think about it." Qi Mu grabbed one side of the boy's cheek and pulled it out forcefully, "I'm a high school student with heavy schoolwork! Of course I can't always carry a mobile phone! Super powers Those who don’t have to go to school to find a job to eat, okay?”

All in all, fool around first.The telephone communication can also be bridged in about two days after tomorrow.

"And you have the nerve to say it! You call your cell phone, don't you always answer it!"

"This... I took it."

Qianye pleaded in a low voice, his gaze shifted subtly.

"Do you think the almighty superpower will not be able to tell whether the person answering the phone is the real person, or the virtual Qianye disguised by the smart housekeeper using your voice data?"

"...QAQ"

Superpowers are too difficult to deal with!

That's right, if you want to ask how to deal with the 22 calls from Fuze when Qianye was asleep, Underworld thinks that he must have the right to speak.

He really can't stand this slimy dog ​​couple!An old man who is so serious and rigid at a lot of age, calls the cat at home, it is really long-winded and sweet, and he shoulders the two identities of an old father and an old man with a young wife at the same time.

He, an artificial intelligence, was really innocently killed.Forced to imitate the voice of his own master, through data analysis and online with the old man.

The first principle of Qianye Meow's speech is to have a super sweet word "meow" at the end of the sound.

The second principle of Qianye Miao's speech is to be sticky and sticky, and at the same time have the soft cuteness of the sticky little milk cat and the exclusive desire of the domineering president cat.

The third principle of Qianye Miao's speech is to keep his mouth shut and sweet words.

The fourth principle of Qianye Miao's speech is to care about the old man's food, housing and transportation all the time.

that's all.

Afterwards, Qianye praised his artificial intelligence unprecedentedly.

It seems that since he was born, he has helped analyze data, provided combat assistance, served as a housekeeper with all his heart, pretended to be a parent to go to school to be criticized, and so on, all of which could not keep up with the glory of dealing with the old man for two days at this time.

The underworld felt bitter.

As the crystallization of the world's top science and technology, the uncrowned king of the electronic data industry under one person, at the moment of being highly praised, he felt that the world here is so superficial, pale and boring.

The world is not worth it!

It's really not worth it!

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Back to reader questions.

lv.7 is the level of destroying the sky and destroying the earth, the level is probably completely the middle of the wild god, note that it is not a state of filth, but a state of a god.

Of course, this LV7 standard is only potential. The human body has a limit, and it is impossible to fully exert this ability, otherwise the penis will collapse first, but the body will gradually grow stronger and stronger.For example, God Nan is very strong, destroying the world in three days, but if it is the telekinetic power lv. He died of exhaustion, and God Nan had enough strength to spare.However, compared with Nan Shenbi lv.7, the ability is very single, and it is impossible for a compound ability user to appear.

There are seven levels of superpowers, which are the research standards of the Supernatural Psychology Research Association in reality.

Super power level 1: The degree to which a person who is still or has a special sense of super power can perceive it.

Superpower 2: Most people can perceive it.To the extent that the doors and windows shake.

Super energy level 3: The house shakes, and suspended objects such as electric lights show violent swings.

Superpower 4: Vases and other objects are dumped, and people on the move can also detect it.The crowd ran away in fright and panic.

Superpower 5: The wall cracks, the tombstone collapses

Super energy level 6: Houses below 3% collapse.A landslide occurred.

Superpower 7: Everything on the surface is completely destroyed.Objects fly around in the air.