Confessed out of nowhere

Dear student Sunshine,

You have a missed date...

(About your old mother, crazy, idiot, brain-dead, dead liar...)

For the sake of me thinking of all the words that scolded me for you, let me save face and then read on!

If I'm not wrong, your current condition should be: your eyes are swollen, your eye circles are dark, your limbs are weak...

(Damn, did you put a monitor on me?)

Want to know why I know?

The reason is simple, because you have no job and no income, so you can't eat enough, sleep well, and your life is a mess...

(Damn, Quanzhong, how do we solve the current predicament, brother?)

It's very simple, that is to make an appointment:

Date: Company President

Role played: Assistant to the President

Appointment time: PMXX, XX, XX, XXXX

Appointment location: XX Avenue, XX District, XX City President Office 206, Block A, Ronghua Automobile Plaza Company Benefits:

Employee A: When I came here, I was a single dog, and when I went back, I held the male ticket's hand. (cough cough, I'm a man)

Employee B: What kind of physical examination is the company's welfare too good?

Employee C: Being in the company is like being at home, not to mention eating and living for free, and even the hygiene of the dormitory is fully covered by the cleaning lady.

Employee D: I was thinking of going to Mount Qingcheng to see pandas at my own expense, but when I disagreed, the company sent me abroad to ride an elephant.

Personnel Manager: Your Majesty, Aiqing, please ask for a face-to-face interview! (interview)

President: Xuan...

Yang Guangming took out his mobile phone and read the invitation letter in the mailbox that was least like an interview invitation letter carefully. Counting the time just now, it was a total of 100 times.

Doesn't make sense?Shouldn't it?

Why would this high-end car 3S store with ten chain stores in G city send an interview invitation to a kid from a remote area with no skills and only a high school education? That HR must be out of his mind, right?Or, the other party is a liar at all, trying to lie to me, a fool?

Just cheat, only a fool would rob a penniless vagabond.

What about robbery?Don't be funny, who would be interested in a man with no breasts and no ass.

Sunshine took a deep breath, shrugged his shoulders, pulled off his yellowed white T-shirt, and stepped into the gate of Baojiehang with his head held high.

The weather in July was as hot as a flaming mountain outside, but it was freezing cold in the reception room. It was unreasonable, and the electricity bill was free.Yang Guangming grabbed the paper cup with the BMW logo printed on it and drank the warm water inside, then curled up with his arms crossed.

Although he has been ushered into the reception room by the tall, sweet-voiced front desk crush, and the HR manager has chatted with him for almost half an hour, and now he is waiting for the interview with the company's top leader, the big boss of the president, but his brain There will still be scenes where the HR manager suddenly rushes over and says to himself with embarrassment: "Sorry, we invited another Mr. Sunshine...".

However, it turned out that he was just worrying... Two hours later, Yang Ming was led by the personnel manager to the president's office.

"I'm really sorry, student Guangming, I kept you waiting for two full hours, because Mr. Rong has been in a meeting..."

"Absolutely nothing, I will never complain."

After responding to the personnel manager with a smile on his face, Yang Guangming turned around and cursed in his heart: "Now there is a point in apologizing, you come to this room where the air conditioner is worse than the freezer and try to stay for two hours. It’s not that no one other than you sent me an interview invitation, and if you’re handsome, I really want to beat you up.”

After venting in this way, the smile that was brighter than the sun climbed back to the sunny face again.

After feeling the sleeves being pulled lightly, Yang Guangming turned his head to look at the personnel manager, his hands were held in his palms and he was staring at him affectionately.

Huh... This pervert, I thought he was gentle and handsome, but just now I just smiled at him, and he showed his real ugly face.

Sure enough...the well-dressed people are all beasts.However, as soon as the HR manager spoke, Yang Guangming realized that he had wrongly blamed him.

"Student Yangming, thousands of words can't express my deep gratitude to you. You must be the angel sent by Jesus Christ to save me. Do you know that the boss said that if I can't find the best assistant today, Just let me pack up and get out..."

Although the bloody self was compared by the other party to those wretched men who used them as sex and fantasies——"Angel" made me feel very uncomfortable, but the eldest brother...

"It's too early for you to thank me, I haven't interviewed yet."

"That's not the point!"

"What's the point?"

After the other party pulled his ears to his mouth and buzzed nonsense, Yang Guangming was thrown into the CEO's office by the HR manager like a shoe.

What?what happened?The floor is too slippery?Or are the soles oiled?This fall was so unprepared, and the mouth even made zero-distance contact with the shiny leather shoes, which was extremely embarrassing.

"Be flat!"

The gloomy and magnetic voice suddenly floated into Sunny's ears, and he felt a little dazed.

flat body?His Majesty?If you don’t fall down, you can cross over. Don’t be ridiculous, how could this kind of thing, which is even more remote than sparks hitting the earth, happen to you.

"I said... don't drip saliva on my leather shoes, it will corrode and change color."

leather shoes?Yes, they are leather shoes, luckily they are not time-traveled.Sunshine blinked and let out a sigh of relief.Wait, what did that guy just say, that my saliva will corrode his leather shoes, what are you kidding, I haven't sued him for causing me to be infected with bacteria.

"Boy, let me tell you..."

Yang Guangming felt that his personality had been insulted, so he slapped the ground and raised his index finger fiercely at the other party.The eyes, movements, expressions and tone are all in place, and the attack is beautiful.

It's over, why didn't anyone remind me, this is the president's office, and I'm here for an interview, Yang Guangming wants to cry but has no tears.

"I'm sorry boss, there's no need to say anything, I'll get out of here myself."

Before being sentenced to death by the other party, come to a heroic self-death, at least you don't have to die too ugly.Sunny lowered his head with moist eyes, and decided to turn around and leave silently.

"I said... do you want to leave if you damage your personal valuables and pat your ass?"

Personal valuables, do you mean the floor?Sunshine quickly turned around and looked at Rong Zhen with a blank expression.

"The pair of shoes on my feet are limited edition leather shoes made by famous Italian teachers. Do you know how much they are worth?"

"What... does this have to do with me?"

"Your saliva just dripped on it."

"so what?"

"Original price compensation."

"Sorry, I'm broke."

"It's okay, it will be deducted from your monthly salary."

Why?Just go grab the bastard.If you beat a dog to see its owner, don't cheat anyone.Deducted from my salary, should I call your card directly, robber.

Wait, what did that bastard just say, deducted from salary?So... no way?

Sunshine looked at the tall and straight man in front of him with a bright smile, and cast a look of "Boss, have you decided to hire me?"

"Come to the company to report on time at nine o'clock tomorrow morning. Gao Cheng will answer all your questions. I have something else to do. I'm sorry. Please do what you want."

Tsk tsk, I have never seen such an arrogant and confident idiot. The expression of "boy, if you are called to work, you have to obediently come to work, brother is such a dick" is really disgusting.

Sunshine gritted his teeth, put away his disdainful eyes, and then showed a bright smile and strode to the office of HR manager Gao Cheng.

The hour hand was fixed at eight o'clock in the evening, and the air conditioner in the living room was happily blowing out air like white smoke.After visiting the chandeliers, potted plants and lockers one by one, Sunshine's wandering eyes reluctantly stayed on the CD on the coffee table.

"Do you really want to see it?"

"Do you want to continue sleeping on the street?"

"I'm bored and bored with the unchanging sexual life. Occasionally, in order to seek freshness and excitement, I don't care if I play role-playing, uniform seduction, bondage and prison bathroom play, but this kind of two big men's disheveled clothes What the hell is that DVD lying on the bed and posing in that unsightly pose?"

"The cover is nothing, the content inside is more interesting, and it still moves."

After meeting Gao Cheng's evil gaze, Yang Guangming threw away the pillow and jumped off the sofa, immediately keeping a distance of three meters away from the other party.If the other party really wanted to do something to him, the front right was not far from the living room door, and he could definitely escape successfully.

But... It's too late to worry about whether you will be gnawed to the bone after entering the wolf's den. Yang Guangming instantly felt that his IQ had dropped to a negative number.

Think about it carefully, is there a certain relationship between my rapidly declining IQ and my tragic and tortuous life?

If it weren't for the fact that my father was gone, and my mother left her young self and ran away with other men, the uncles and aunts who raised her would take one bite a day: "Guangming, you are 19 years old this year, and you can earn money to support yourself." Oh, by myself..."

I wouldn't tear up the university admission notice just because I was young and angry, pack my luggage overnight and go to work alone in this bustling city with no relatives.

But it is so easy to find a job. On the seventh day after arriving in G City, Yang Guangming had a deep understanding of what it means to go, to cast, to have nothing, and to go.

Fortunately, there is no such thing as an unparalleled road. After Sunshine experienced everything from being hungry, sleeping on the street, and being treated as a beggar and throwing a dollar coin, Gao Cheng, the human resource manager, finally appeared on the recruitment website where there are so many job seekers. The website picked him up and let him pass the interview in front of the big boss as the 101st job applicant.

But it would have been nice if things had gone so smoothly, because when asked by the boss, "Which is your favorite BL novel?", he answered innocently, "What are BL novels..."

The other party threw a lot of comics, novels, DVDs... and asked to read them all within a week, otherwise, just go back where they came from.

Say nothing and don’t go back to sleep on the street, let alone go back to your hometown in disgrace. You can’t be spineless, but if you still have the travel expenses to go back, let people look down on you.

However, if the personnel manager hadn't acted like he would lose his job if he couldn't keep his job and worshiped himself like a bodhisattva, he wouldn't just go home with other men casually.

Although the company provides free board and lodging for every employee, you can't watch that kind of stuff in the dormitory, you have to take other people's feelings into consideration anyway.So, let's live and eat at brother Cheng's house for free for the time being.After some perfect self-justification, Yang Guangming decided to agree with his inner thoughts and actions.

"Oh, I'm not interested in men anymore!"

After hearing Gao Cheng's statement of his sexual orientation, Yang Guangming sat back on the sofa again.

"Brother Cheng, let me ask you, what exactly is Danmei, just tell me if you don't."

"But... Danmei can't be described in words."

"Is it complicated?"

"It's quite complicated... So, you'd better watch it yourself, remember, don't turn up the volume too loudly."

"Why, brother Cheng is going to bed so early?"

"No, it's just that the sound insulation in this room is not very good. I'm afraid it will affect the neighbors who live next door. I thought that the irreparable sound came from our mouths."

Can't get back the voice of...?

When Yang Guangming broke free from deep contemplation, the water in the bathroom was already splashing non-stop.

Next, the DVD put into the computer by Gao Cheng will open up a brand new path in Yang Guangming's 19-year life journey and open the door to a new world for him.

The author has something to say:

The story of the big boss and the little assistant is now online

In the early days of Wenwen, it was probably: Yang Guangming smiled and said "Yes, boss" on the surface, but in his heart he scolded "Get out, bastard".

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