Gold master he is lame

When Zhao Jun woke up, Chen Zheng was already washing up, "Brother Jun, get up quickly, maybe the first ones will have breakfast later."

Zhao Jun glanced at Chen Zheng, and then gave him a thumbs up, "Awesome, I immediately understood the routine of the program group."

Chen Zheng smiled with toothpaste foam still on his mouth: "After yesterday, I have seen through the evil of the program group."

After rushing to wash up, the four of Zhao Jun gathered in the yard again, and there were two tables lined up outside, all of which were filled with food.All of a sudden, the mouths of Zhao Jun were really about to flow out.It looks delicious.

"Is this breakfast? Really for us?" Luo Qian looked at the program crew with disbelieving eyes.

"Yes." Before Luo Qian could be happy, the staff immediately answered, "Today is March NO.16, do you know what day it is?"

Is this day special?Luo Qian was stunned.As a moderator, he knows a lot about various humanistic environments, and he can be regarded as a walking encyclopedia here.But he really doesn't know what day is NO.16 in March.

"Brother Jun, you don't know?" the staff asked Zhao Jun with a smile.

Zhao Jun frowned, and tentatively asked, "My birthday?" His birthday on the Gregorian calendar is indeed this, but he has never been particular about his birthday.Didn't realize it, did the show crew think of it?

"correct."

After being affirmed by the program group, Luo Qian and the others immediately patted their foreheads and said, "Brother Jun, happy birthday. You see, we didn't do well. It was so sudden that the program group didn't even tell us. Not ready."

"Brother Jun, I'll make it up for you when you return to the imperial city!" Jiang Chi patted Zhao Jun on the shoulder and smiled.

Chen Zheng immediately nodded in agreement.

"Okay...it's like this. The rule this morning is that Brother Jun calls his good friend. You can't tell him that today is your birthday, and you can't tell him that you are recording a program. You must induce him to say it within the stipulated 2 minutes. The phrase 'what gift do you want for your birthday'. If it works, everyone can have breakfast together. If it doesn't work, brother Jun will eat alone."

"Brother Jun! My breakfast is all up to you. Last night, I just ate a bowl of instant noodles." Luo Qian hurried up to hug Zhao Jun and cried.

Zhao Jun laughed a few times, took the mobile phone handed over by the program group, and hesitated, "Who are you calling?"

"Our program team has already selected for you, call Lu Yu. That's it, we know that he and you are good brothers, and he only follows you on Weibo. We think it's time to test your skills. Familiarity."

Zhao Jun was stunned for a moment. Zhao Zhide fired CP for him on the Internet back then about the matter between him and Lu Yu.But this kind of thing is like this, you are aboveboard, but everyone thinks it is just a hype, showing you a superficial blush and heartbeat.If you hide it, you really feel that something is wrong with you.

Right now, the outside world is still quite interested in him and Lu Yu.The main reason is that Lu Yu's identity and appearance are there, and the secrets of this kind of rich and young people can always attract many spectators.In addition, Lu Yu revealed too little news outside, and others just wanted to watch the excitement.

The program team must have done it on purpose. Zhao Jun's calls to other artists and calls to Lu Yu are completely different points of view.

Zhao Jun hesitated for a moment, thinking that he was busy during this period of time, and ignored Lu Yu for a few days, so don't turn around and start tormenting again.Take the opportunity to get in touch, or call, anyway, Lu Yu usually doesn't say anything outrageous on the phone.

"He's busy, so he might not be able to pick it up." Zhao Jun smiled, and it was a vaccination.Usually Lu Yu responded quickly to his messages, but he almost never called Lu Yu. If no one answered, it would be embarrassing under the camera.

"It's okay, don't pick us up and choose again."

Zhao Jun turned on the speakerphone, the bell rang, and the other end answered it immediately.

Luo Qian and the others immediately clapped their hands excitedly, lowered their voices and laughed, "Great!"

"Ah Jun?" Lu Yu's tone was a little puzzled, the surrounding voices were quite quiet, and he probably wasn't playing in any noisy place.

Counting the time by the side, Zhao Jun was also a little nervous, and said directly: "That's right, today is March [-]th, do you know what day it is?"

"Why do you ask this suddenly? Is there something wrong?" Lu Yu's voice was quite puzzled, but fortunately, he didn't immediately hang up the phone inexplicably.

"There's something wrong, think about it, last time I gave you a cake...you know the cake, that's..."

Lu Yu answered in the middle of the conversation, with a very calm voice, "The cake is for your birthday. I know it's your birthday today. Come to me and hold a birthday party for you?"

"Look back, look, it's my birthday. On normal birthdays, we give people things away. Think about it, what should you tell me?"

Lu Yu laughed very lightly on the other end, and said with a slightly teasing tone, "Do you have a script you like? I'll invest in you as a birthday present?"

Luo Qian and the others immediately made all kinds of terrified expressions, Jiang Chi grabbed Luo Qian's clothes excitedly, and shouted silently with his mouth, "Please give me such a good friend!"

"You think about other things?" Zhao Jun wanted to give up this question a little bit.

"You want to sing? Help you make an album?"

Zhao Jun rolled his eyes, "I don't want to, think about it again? You don't know what I want, do you have to... blah blah blah."

Zhao Jun took the time to look at the time, and there were less than 20 seconds left.Well, he has to eat the big table breakfast by himself.

Over there, Lu Yu was silent for a few seconds, her tone sounded helpless, "...What gift do you want for your birthday?"

"Yeah! Success!" Luo Qian and the others who had been 'desperate' just now jumped up excitedly.

"Recording a program?" Lu Yu's voice came again.

Zhao Jun hummed, and finished talking, "I'm dead, I'm going to eat." He estimated that this place is so abnormal.Lu Yu is not stupid, he probably guessed what was going on with him, he was hanging on purpose just now.

"Well, happy birthday to you."

"Thank you." Zhao Jun replied, and then dialed the phone when he was done.

After this incident here, several people slipped into their seats to eat.

But thousands of miles away, when Lu Yu hung up the phone, the crowd around him suddenly became lively.The surrounding lights are feasting and feasting, and it is very noisy.

"Young Master Lu, are you done?" Si Koqi leaned over, smiling a bit meanly.

Last time, because he made fun of Lu Yu, he lost some shares in several investment companies these days.Feeling unhappy, Skochi really felt that Lu Yu was not a thing.But thinking about it, he felt even more frightened towards Lu Yu in his heart.

Although this person has a dark heart, his quiet method is still convincing.Otherwise, when he goes out, people should tell him to stop, so as not to put Lu Yu in front of him and wait on him.

Lu Yu cast a glance at Si Kouqi, and suddenly said something wrong, "It's rare to take the initiative to call me."

Si Keqi poured someone a glass of wine, suddenly turned his face back and said with a smile: "It's time to go on the road, Jun'er is the best. It's really hard to knock him out when he goes up to get money, but he is very emotional. "Young Master Lu, you have been arguing with him for so long, and if you continue to torment, I guess you will be impatient."

"Since when did you become a roundworm in my stomach?" Lu Yu looked slightly unhappy.

Skochi poohed a few times immediately, and smiled quite ruffianly, "I'm talking nonsense, look at my broken mouth!" After finishing, Skochi suddenly said after drinking a cup: "Young Master Lu, Su Lan doesn't seem to be doing well these days. The news is a bit strange."

"Su Lan." Lu Yu's eyes were full of sarcasm, and he said slowly with a somewhat contemptuous tone, "I was almost kidnapped a few days ago, and I don't know who was blind and called the police for him. Later, the police found him. At that time, someone opened a ladle on the head and threw the corpse on the green belt."

This Si Kouqi is strange, feel very surprised.

"Who is so bold?"

"One of his little lovers."

Si Kouqi was overjoyed, drank the wine and said cheaply: "Since Su came out to play, he has been folded in the hands of true love. He is also very ruthless, once folded, it will be done, and later he has to toss, is it annoying?" bother."

Lu Yu glanced at Si Kouqi, and said casually, "What I admire most about Su Lan is that he is quite ruthless and persevering. Do you know what Fu Kaiji became in the end?"

"Fu Kaiji?" Si Koqi muttered for a while, before he slapped his head and remembered.

Su Lan also had a time of innocence. Back in college, she had a heated argument with her husband, Fu Kaiji, and insisted on coming out.Fortunately, Su Lan is Su Sanshao, and there are two older brothers in the family.After a beating, the head of the family also recognized him.

Unexpectedly, Fu Kaiji was playing him. He actually wanted to use Su Sanshao's name to get into this circle. After all kinds of clique formation, he wanted to kick Su Lan away in the end.

Who is Su Lan, she is very fast.Compared with Zhen'er, there are a lot of conspiracies, but the key is that they are small-minded and extremely vengeful.

At that time, Si Kouqi had actually met Fu Kaiji a few times, he was a man of good looks, he looked innocent, but in reality he was very ambitious.

But, in the eyes of this group of people, they just looked at it fresh, but in fact, they didn't look down on anyone at all in their hearts.In the world, there are more good-looking people, and more ambitious people.I have nothing to eat, why don't I leave you here to play cold with you?At that time, it was as if Lu Yu fell in love with Zhao Jun now. Someone gave you face, and they are the only ones who give face.Otherwise, which fucking onion are you?Later, when Su Lan retaliated, none of the people Fu Kaiji made friends with stood up to help him, and they all waited to see the joke.

"Remember?" Lu Yu laughed narrowly, "The photos of incest and AIDS were all leaked out. How big was the commotion back then. Fu Kaiji jumped off the building and died. None of his family members got well, and the whole family suffered."

Skochi laughed a few times dryly. Su Lan was so ruthless at the beginning, but now thinking about it, Skochi felt a little apprehensive.

"This time, I guess Su Lan will have to make a fuss again. After all, he hasn't been so careless for a long time." Lu Yu said, she didn't know what she thought of, and suddenly lost interest in talking.

Seeing that Lu Yu stopped talking, Si Kouqi immediately stopped asking.Come out to play, why do you say such a disappointment.

"Young Master Lu, are you going to play?" Seeing that Lu Yu was bored, Si Kouqi changed the subject and asked him.

Lu Yu didn't answer his words. In fact, since he put Zhao Jun's phone on the phone just now, he had an urgent urge.This kind of impulse seemed to be burning like a fire. I just chatted for a long time on purpose, but unfortunately I didn't suppress this urgency.

Seeing that Lu Yu didn't react much, Skochi didn't care about him anymore, and ordered some explosive music by himself and sang.He needs to cheer up, things are not going well recently, he is not happy.

Halfway through the song, Scrooge suddenly felt someone tug on the back of his shirt.He was unprepared and fell backwards, knocking down several bottles of wine.

At that time, Scrooge became angry and turned his head to curse people.Then, he saw Lu Yu with sharp eyes.

Si Kouqi immediately conceded defeat, threw the microphone to the other players, and said bitterly, "Young Master Lu, what are you doing?"

Lu Yu was carrying his coat in his hand, and he was in good spirits.Look carefully, his eyes are very bright at the moment, obviously excited.

"Book me a ticket to Yunnan, the earliest one. I'm rushing to the airport now, you book it right away."

Skochi was confused, "Where are you going?"

Lu Yu felt that he was an idiot, but right now, he felt an impulse in his heart and wanted to fly over.He didn't know how to answer Skoki's words, but after making this decision, he felt more urgent.

"No reason, just want to do another stupid thing." The moment the words fell, Lu Yu had already put on her coat and opened the door of the box, and disappeared.

"I'm going, are you fucking serious!?" Skochi couldn't laugh or cry, it was the first time he saw Lu Yu's stupid side.