The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty

Yun Yanhui woke up from the darkness, seeing a piece of pure white.

It took him a full half a minute to regain his consciousness. The smell of disinfectant in his nose was very abrupt, which made Yun Yanhui have an unbelievable idea that he had traveled back to modern times.

"Brother Yun, Brother Yun, are you awake?" Xiao Qin pushed the door open and saw Yun Yan staring at the ceiling motionless, not knowing what he was thinking.During the few days when Yunyan returned to a coma, she had been taking care of her in the hospital, and now she rushed to the bed crying.

This face, Yunyan recalled for a while, seemed to be an intern brought by him before he traveled.

Yun Yanhui felt very weak, "Am I in the hospital?"

Xiao Qin nodded with tears in his eyes, "Yes, Brother Yun, you fell off the mountain and then fell into a coma."

Actually traveled back...

Yun Yan was a little confused, whether everything he experienced in Song Dynasty was true or not, if it was a dream, it would be too real.Or, is this just a dream?

"Brother Yun, are you in good health? I'll call the doctor!" Xiao Qin couldn't wait to ring the bell, and rushed to find the doctor immediately.

Yunyan felt that it was probably because she had been in a coma for a while, with a stomach tube inserted in her nose, and she had no strength, but she didn't feel any pain, and it didn't look like she was seriously injured.

After a while, the doctor came over with a surprised look on his face.He told Yun Yanhui that after rolling down the mountain, Yun Yanhui had been in a coma for ten days, but after a physical examination, he only had some skin trauma, which was not enough to cause coma.

The hospital organized several expert consultations, but none of them could be resolved. This coma was too strange, and now Yunyan woke up very inexplicably.

The doctor took Yunyan back to do another set of body checks. Some on-site checks showed that there was nothing wrong with Yunyan's body. It's just that she lost some weight after a gastric tube was inserted in the past few days. No more powerlessness.

In the end, Yunyan was able to walk on her own, and followed the doctor, listening to him say that he hoped that he would stay for two more days, and observe his body to make sure that there was no problem at all.

While the doctor was talking, he noticed that Yunyan was staring at one place without moving his eyes.

He looked over and saw that in a ward, the nurse was changing the dressing of a young man, and said, "Do you know him? He was sent here yesterday. I heard that he rolled down the stairs, his head was bleeding, and he fell out of his chest." Paranoia."

It's modern now.

But the person sitting there was obviously Zhao Yunchu with a confused face, and he was still wearing a striped hospital gown.

Yun Yan was also wearing a hospital gown. He stood at the door and called out, "Ah Chu?"

Zhao Yunchu turned his head around, the confusion on his face turned into hope, and he stood up all of a sudden, knocking the nurse away, "Brother Yan!"

Yun Yan walked back into the ward, Zhao Yunchu said to him very excitedly: "Brother Yan, what kind of place is this, I, I..." He seemed to have too many experiences that he wanted to tell Yun Yan, and he couldn't list them all at once. Say it, just say aggrieved, "I'm so scared."

This made Yunyan feel distressed to death, he noticed that the nurse beside him was dissatisfied, so he quickly held Zhao Yunchu's hand and said, "I'm sorry, he's a little excited."

The doctor walked in, "You really know each other, he still recognizes you? I heard that all my colleagues don't recognize me anymore, and my parents haven't been in touch."

Yun Yan nodded back, "He is my boyfriend."

When the nurse heard that there was such an affectionate person, everyone forgot, and was so crazy that she thought that she was an ancient person, but she still knew her boyfriend, so the dissatisfaction in her heart disappeared, "Tell your boyfriend to sit down, and I will give him Change your medicine."

When Yunyan returned, she accompanied Zhao Yunchu to change the medicine, and then the two found a corner where no one was around, and began to discuss the situation.

Yun Yanhui was afraid that Zhao Yunchu would not be able to accept it for a while, and she was actually living in a book, so she decided to tell him step by step, so she first said that this place is more than 1000 years later, and it is also his hometown.

Zhao Yunchu couldn't understand the concept of time travel at first, and after digesting it for a long time, he said weakly: "Anyway, anyway, I'll just follow you..."

Yun Yan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, it's fine, it's fine to be simple, just teach him slowly.

Yun Yanhui took Zhao Yunchu back to her ward, the two of them are inseparable for a moment now, Yun Yanhui can understand Zhao Yunchu's feeling of helplessness.

When Yun Yan returned to the ward, she found that besides Xiao Qin, there were a few more colleagues and acquaintances in the ward.

"Teacher Yun is back, looking for you."

Yunyan smiled back and said, "I'm sorry to make everyone worry, you're so busy, and you even asked for leave to see..."

He was just about to thank everyone for coming to see him, but suddenly realized something was wrong, "Wait, you guys brought machines."

Everyone laughed a few times: "That's not it, let's make a news by the way..."

"I heard that you have been in a coma for ten days for no reason, and experts can't find the reason."

Yun Yan replied: "..."

He didn't even know what expression to make. No wonder there was a complete lineup of colleagues in front of him. There were TV reporters from the station, reporters from local newspapers, and reporters from new media...Maybe these guys came when he was in a coma The footage has been taken.No, there might be news about someone miraculously comatose.

Yun Yan smiled wryly and shook her head, "Forget it, let me introduce you first, this is my boyfriend, you can call him Xiao Zhao."

Immediately shocked a group of people.

"Brother, you can do it. I don't usually see you resting, but you still have time to fall in love."

"And by the way, I came out of the closet... how many girls I rely on will break my heart!"

"It's quite tight. When did you get this handsome guy? I admire you."

Zhao Yunchu gradually relaxed, he could hear everyone teasing him about his relationship with Brother Yan, and habitually showed an embarrassed smile.

Yun Yan replied: "I just wore it when I went for the physical examination. Look at our sick clothes."

Everyone: "..."

Yun Yan went back to chatting with his colleagues for a while, and they also started working.The newspaper reporter took a photo of Yun Yanhui with a camera, saw Zhao Yunchu beside him with a curious face, and said with a smile, "Do you want to take a picture of you two?"

Zhao Yunchu looked at Yun Yanhui ignorantly, and Yun Yanhui smiled and said, "Then take a picture and keep it as a souvenir."

Zhao Yunchu was not in a hurry to ask, Yunyan would do whatever Yunyan asked him to do, anyway, Brother Yan would definitely tell him what happened afterwards, as long as he didn't show his secrets, he would cause trouble for Brother Yan.

The two posed for a photo in hospital gowns.

Yun Yan returned to her colleague: "Oh, I didn't bring a blank paper, so what, Xiao Qin, you can lift the quilt."

Yun Yanhui and Xiao Qin each took a corner and lifted up the pure white quilt to make it easier for colleagues to adjust the white balance. "Have you written the outline? Let me take a look and make a quick decision."

"Row!"

Because Yunyan has rich experience and organized language very quickly, he quickly recorded his own footage, and other paper media and new media reporters followed suit, and added some questions afterwards, completing his part of the content. Run to harass the doctor.

Before leaving, a colleague said that the leader had already spoken. Since Yunyan was injured at work and has always performed well, she is the backbone of the station. This time, I can rest assured that the problem must be cured, and I will organize it when I return to the station. Condolences.

This time I came to run the news, in fact, my colleagues are somewhat embarrassed, so I especially emphasized that this time is not a sympathy.

It doesn't matter if Yunyan comes back, so she waved goodbye.

Afterwards, Yun Yan stayed in the hospital for a few more days, confirmed that there was no problem with his body, and could not find the reason for his coma and waking up, so the doctor could only reluctantly release him from the hospital.

During this period, Yun Yanhui also figured out that Zhao Yunchu seemed to be a soul wearer too. This body was originally called Zhao Yunchu. He worked in an architectural design institute and was a designer. His parents were abroad and rarely contacted him.

Since this is the case, Yun Yanhui immediately made a decisive decision and asked Zhao Yunchu to resign, return the rented house, and move into his house after being discharged from the hospital.

After all, his current job is too professional, even if he doesn't resign, he won't be able to do it later.The leader knew that Zhao Yunchu was out of his mind, so he naturally wouldn't try to keep him, but let him go after saying some blessings.

Yunyan stayed in the ancient times for decades, and she didn't realize that she didn't have a mobile phone around her.His mobile phone broke when he fell and was hospitalized for a few days. He talked with Zhao Yunchu about modern science every day without thinking about it. It was only after he was discharged from the hospital that he thought that he should replace the card to buy a mobile phone.

Yun Yan took Zhao Yunchu back to walk on the modern street, bought a mobile phone, replaced the card, and then the two slowly strolled home together.

When passing by a square, there was an activity of answering questions and giving gifts, many people gathered around, Zhao Yunchu saw that everything was new, he couldn't move his feet immediately, Yun Yan simply took him to watch.

"The next question, as long as you answer it correctly, I will give you a box of our jasmine tea." The host glanced at Zhao Yunchu, "That handsome guy, can you please answer?"

There was gauze on Zhao Yunchu's head, he was good looking and conspicuous, everyone looked at him for a moment, he glanced back at Yunyan and nodded.

The host said: "Excuse me, who is the inventor of scented tea?"

Yun Yanhui didn't even have time to stop him, Zhao Yunchu had already shouted loudly: "Yun Yanhui!"

At that time, Yun Yan covered his face, thinking in his heart, fortunately, not many people know this kind of question, no one should be bothered that he answered it wrong...

The host laughed so hard that he showed his eight teeth: "Congratulations, you got the answer right!"

Yun Yanhui raised her head in surprise, her mind exploded with a bang.

The host looked at the card in his hand and said, "The inventor of scented tea was Yun Yanhui, a statesman and gourmet in the Song Dynasty. It has a history of 1000 years. Our imperial tea is scented with an ancient secret recipe that has been passed down for thousands of years. ——Handsome guy, you can go over there to claim your prize!"

Zhao Yunchu didn't realize there was a problem yet, so he smiled back at Yunyan and said, "Let's go and taste that secret recipe, it's not authentic!"

Yun Yan walked back and floated, as if stepping on cotton, and was walking home with the so-called thousand-year-old herbal tea, only to realize that this was not the world he came in at all.

Zhao Yunchu said: "Brother Yan, let's find time to go to Bianjing. I don't know what Bianjing is like at this time."

"Go, I'm afraid don't talk about you, I don't know what's going on now..." Yun Yan went back to search on his mobile phone, and history turned a corner during the Renzong Dynasty. The ones in my memory are already much better, and as for the later dynasties, there are also some differences.Here, it is simply a parallel world.

——No, I don't know whether a person like Yun Yanhui was born in the parallel world, or the two worlds merged.

……

Yunyan asked the leader for a few days off, because he had just been discharged from the hospital, and the leader quickly approved it, asking him to adjust his condition before returning to work.Afterwards, Yun Yan flew back to Kaifeng, Henan with Zhao Yunchu.

Today's Kaifeng is very different from the Bianliang in the memory of the two of them. It was not until they walked near the Leaning Tower of Kaibao Temple that they regained a little feeling of the past.

Zhao Yunchu said with emotion: "1000 years have passed, and it is still there. If Mr. Yu knows, he should be very happy."

The people they knew back then are long gone. After they checked the fate of their relatives and friends on the Internet, they were quite sad.

Next to the Leaning Tower today, a park has been built, and many tourists come and go.

An introduction card was erected under the pagoda, Yun Yan looked back and was amused, there were a few more words on it than he remembered, stating that the pagoda was rebuilt with donations from Zhao Yunchu during the reign of Emperor Renzong, and it was even stated that it was for the sake of his close friend Yun Yan Return to wish.

"This is not fulfilling a wish for me." Yun Yan replied with a smile, clearly giving herself a wish related to him.

They hadn't climbed the pagoda, they had already climbed crookedly before, and after walking around the park, they found that there were bronze statues of the two of them playing chess there.

"It's too careless, when will I know how to play chess?" Yun Yan called back repeatedly.

Zhao Yunchu was also picky: "It's not like it at all!"

Strolling around the pagoda, Yunyan took Zhao Yunchu back to the Daxiangguo Temple, which has been repaired many times, and it is quite different from before.However, it is still in a busy city.

At the gate of the Daxiangguo Temple, Yun Yanhui also saw many places selling souvenirs, including those selling various kinds of blue paper.He and Zhao Yunchu both smiled heartily when they saw it.

The area of ​​the temple is not as large as before, and many pilgrims and tourists come and go.The layout of the main building is still the same as before, Yun Yan looked back to find the place where she used to live, but there was no trace of it, so she could only leave in resentment.

The next day, Yun Yanhui and Zhao Yunchu went to Qingming Shanghe Garden to buy two tickets.

This is a theme park built by Kaifeng City. With the Song Dynasty as the background, Yunyan returned to the original world, but the content is very different now.For example, it is written in the accompanying travel brochure that there will be a performance of Bian Opera in the evening, and the traditional play "Looking for Love Fish".

The regular performances during the day also include Bao Zheng's inspection, Chinmouse's Havoc in Tokyo, Flying to the Moon Dance, Fancy Cuju, Jinshi Parade... and so on.

In a daze, Yun Yanhui also heard the tour guide of the tour group say: "Actually, at the beginning, there were two alternative names for this theme park, and the other one was Puguanze Youyuan. this one……"

A female tourist nearby complained: "Why not call it Puguanze Youyuan, this is the name our family came up with."

Yun Yanhui and Zhao Yunchu turned to look at her together, especially Zhao Yunchu, feeling very angry, how could this little lady be so rude?

The female tourist didn't realize it yet, so she continued to say to her companion: "The restoration here is actually pretty good. It has been carefully studied and there are still many easter eggs to dig. Isn't there a 'Zhao Yunchu' at the top of the city, sometimes it is very embarrassing." Ask others if his clothes look good, I heard that if you ask him where the clothes come from, he will reply that Yunyan made them for him...hehehehe..."

Yun Yanhui heard the strange laughter of the female tourist, and got goosebumps all over her body. Then she thought of something, held back her anger and said, "Beauty, why did Yun Yanhui make it for you? What is the source of this egg?"

Damn, God knows that not many people know about his making clothes. How could it be spread to modern times, and even moved to the park to perform!

The female tourist said with a look of popular science: "You can go and read "Mengxi Bi Tan" written by Shen Kuo. It mentioned that Yun Yanhui's handwork is very good, and he even sewed clothes for Zhao Yunchu. Although it is just one sentence, but Shen Kuo is Yun Yanhui’s brother-in-law, so it’s unmistakable. That’s why I’m really serious here, with a lot of details. I have to say, I, Yan Yan, are really omnipotent!”

Yun Yan replied: "..."

Thank you, you goose is about to vomit blood now.

……

Yun Yanhui and Zhao Yunchu stayed in Shanghe Garden during the Qingming Festival for most of the day, watching all the performances thoroughly.

There are many foods here, all of which are mentioned in imitation ancient books.However, except for some famous dishes that have been handed down from ancient times to the present, many of them are imitated by modern people, and the shape and taste are not all the same.

There are also many imitations in the shops. Yun Yanhui even saw "Tokyo Daily" for sale. They were all published in the "Tokyo Daily", and they were probably taken from ancient books.

As for the performance, what they saw on the street during the day can only be said to be a bit interesting.Some parts are restored more realistically, but there are still many errors in details.

Tourists praised the restoration, but from the perspective of Yun Yanhui and Zhao Yunchu, two people who lived in the Song Dynasty, there are still many flaws, just have fun.

In the evening, the performance of Bian Opera "Looking for Love Fish" surprised the two of them.

The stage was actually a perfect restoration of Pu Guanze's big stage back then, but it was enlarged a lot, and modern lighting and props were added to make it more advanced.In a trance, it was like returning to Pu Guanze.

After the actors performed on stage, Yun Yan discovered that although the vocals and posture had improved, the lines were not bad word for word, and the essence and charm were still the same as before.

Bian Opera has been passed down for thousands of years and has never been cut off.The scenes and customs of ancient times cannot be perfectly restored today, but opera is handed down from generation to generation, so it is almost the same as it was back then.

After watching this performance, Yun Yanhui felt that the trip was worthwhile.Maybe Zhao Yunchu didn't feel it, but Yunyan felt more when he was in this era.

After returning from Kaifeng, Yun Yan started to go back to work, while Zhao Yunchu stayed at home and continued to study modern knowledge for the time being.

Yunyan is busy with work, and has to go on a business trip from time to time. Sometimes a phone call comes, and she has to go out to run news even in the middle of the night.There are no holidays, no distinction between day and night, which is even more excessive than in Song Dynasty.

It's just that now there are mobile phones and computers, so it is convenient to communicate.But this is not the same as a real person, not to mention that even though Yun Yanhui is at home, he still stays up late to write manuscripts from time to time.

Zhao Yun stayed alone in the empty boudoir every night, and gradually felt wronged.And because I know that today is different, it is not their Zhao family's world anymore, how can I act according to my will, I was confused for a long time when I saw the sentence "You also deserve the surname Zhao" on the Internet last time, so I didn't dare to disturb Yunyan back to work.

Yun Yan was keenly aware of Zhao Yunchu's emotions, and somehow knew why, after a deep introspection, she decided to resign.

This is not entirely because of Zhao Yunchu, but because Yun Yan thought about it carefully. Others think that he just lived in the hospital for a few days, but in fact, he has stayed in Da Song for decades, and his experience is far from the same.Now he is not saying that he is not suitable to be a reporter anymore, but he can indeed do more meaningful things that he wants to do now.

Yun Yan mentioned her resignation, but said that since the last time, she was not in good health, and the leader proposed to transfer him to an idle position, but it was fruitless.

Yun Yan went back and resigned, but instead found a job for Zhao Yunchu.He saw that Zhao Yunchu had a good understanding of the era, and after he was able to go to the streets alone, he found a friend he knew and stuffed him for antique appraisal.

Zhao Yunchu's diplomas are all in design, and he ran across the industry to do appraisals, and he was quite discriminated against at the beginning.As a result, Yunyan's friend who asked him back was shocked and came to ask him where he dug the treasure.

Zhao Yunchu mainly appraises antiques from the Song Dynasty and previous dynasties. Maybe he doesn’t understand the modern appraisal profession, but he has his own background and can appraise culturally and historically. The correct rate of identification is quite good, mainly due to the historical knowledge displayed in the process The mastery is astonishing.

And it is said that he is very annoying, some things of huge value are in his mouth, this is not good, there is not good enough, it seems that he is not appraising antiques, but picking washbasins in the market...

Those people don't know that the antiques he appraised were stored 1000 years ago, and they may not be qualified to be used as a washbasin in their old Zhao's house.

After accumulating a period of experience, learning modern appraisal methods, and having a certain understanding, Zhao Yunchu simply collects antiques by himself and resells them. There are few mistakes and the profits are considerable.

As for Yun Yanhui, he turned from extremely busy to "extremely free", and simply prepared to write novels at home.

The trip to Kaifeng made Yunyan feel that maybe he can present some real historical details to everyone.After thinking twice, he did not choose to write a thesis, but prepared to publish a novel on the Internet.

After Zhao Yunchu knew that Yun Yanhui was going to write it, he also searched the Internet for some novels of this era, and gave Yun Yanhui an idea: "You can call it "Back to the Song Dynasty as a Prince", combining our two experiences."

Yun Yan replied: "..."

However, after thinking about it for a while, Yun Yanhui really followed Zhao Yunchu and used this as his literary name.

After the novel was published, because of its stable update, delicate content, and detailed "textual research", its popularity has been rising steadily.Many people are amazed at the update speed of Yunyan Hui, and the quality of the content, which can update [-] words a day, is simply the conscience of the industry.

Some readers said: "At first I thought it was an ordinary follow-up article, and it was very unskilled. After reading it, I realized that this is actually a masterpiece. I strongly suggest that the author change the name!"

There are many readers who speculate that Yun Yanhui is studying history, but in fact, Yun Yanhui wrote so much that there is no need for textual research, because he has experienced it.

Yun Yanhui presented the Great Song Dynasty in her memory in the novel.With the growing influence of the novel, it has also entered the field of vision of some experts, and it has become a rare work that is highly praised by ordinary readers and industry scholars.

After reading it, professional scholars say that all the historical knowledge involved in this book has been strictly researched, and it is difficult to find mistakes. It is almost as if the author has personally experienced it. Many places even have quite high academic reference value, and the logic is quite perfect.

Yun Yanhui, who has successfully transformed into a professional writer, works for half a day every day, and Zhao Yunchu's job is also open irregularly, with a lot of free time, which gives the two of them more space to get bored.

Zhao Yunchu also took on the responsibility of being a book review administrator for Yun Yanhui. In addition, he himself can be said to have profound historical knowledge, so he can also answer and discuss readers' questions.

It's just that he can handle some content, but some things are very difficult.

"Brother Yan, you see this is really interesting." Zhao Yunchu carried Yunyan back to the sofa to browse the book review area with his mobile phone, and suddenly put the phone in front of Yunyan to show him.

This book review is a reader who sorts out the relationship between Yun Yanhui and Zhao Yunchu in history, trying to prove from clues that there is a relationship between the two that goes beyond friendship.

The following replies are all: "LZ, let's go back to Jinjiang, this place is not suitable for you."

"Why do I feel goosebumps all over my body, read a good book, why, you have to prove that these two are gay, don't you have enough fun in all kinds of Tanmei novels, movies and TV dramas?"

"The landlord stretched out his head and ate a brick from me."

Occasionally, there are some answers that support the host, but they are all labeled as fantasies of rotten girls.

Yun Yan replied: "You can use my account number to reply, this poster has a pretty good research."

So, Zhao Yunchu replied with Yun Yanhui's author account, straight to the point and affirmed "I agree with the author's point of view", and then added to the author why Chuyun and Yun did have an adulterous relationship, eloquently, Very serious.

Now the comment area exploded, first a group of people captured the author, then a group of stunned, and then a large number of CP fans came from nowhere to watch, almost wanting to hold the author and cry with joy, thinking that the author is a freshman in the industry.

After the man was silent and the woman was crying, after a long time of magic, those suffocated male readers began to make weak voices: After carefully reading the author's reply, I found that he was serious and the textual research was flawless.According to the author's consistent standard and style, why do I now believe that the two of them are really having an affair...

Then there were a lot of echoes: "That's right, the three views are simply shattered."

"No matter what you say, I will never dare to scold my girlfriend for being a mess."

"Even if the author announces their relationship in the article, I will admit it. This wave is too stable to refute!"

"I can't accept it. I asked the professor of our school to look at it, and the professor said that the more he read it, the more he agreed. Now he is verifying all the details. I TM..."

"It doesn't seem that difficult to accept. It can be seen that this is a serious textual research."

Later, this wave of discussion became more and more expanded. After discovering that it was not sensationalism, papers on related topics even appeared. Scholars used textual research and discussion on topics that were originally just debates between fans.

Yun Yan summed it up, he successfully came out once 1000 years ago, now he will try to help himself and Zhao Yunchu come out again in the 21st century!

The author has something to say: It can be regarded as a dream, dreaming back to modern times XD

Zhao Yundi seems to have a lot of interest in the extra episode, and I also want to write about it, but I kind of want to write about modern AU, either through time travel, or moving events to modern times, like Sherlock, what do you think?