The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty

Artists in the rivers and lakes are extremely respectful of rules, and it is by no means just talking about masters and apprentices like father and son, because what the master teaches is the art of eating.Moreover, like the art of speaking, it looks simple, and you can get money by just opening your mouth, but it is actually extremely difficult.

This time is not as developed as modern information, and the level of education is not high. From how to grasp the market trends to create, to how to hook the audience—that is, to keep suspense, how to grasp the rhythm, if you do it yourself, you don’t know how long you will have to fumble.

Not to mention this technology, if you don't have a master to lead you, no one to teach the slang, and you can't communicate with your peers, you will definitely be excluded.Those who don't have to be afraid of being excluded like the monks of Daxiangguo Temple are basically an exception.

Some of Zhang Shanren's disciples are about the same age as him or even older, so they still have to treat him like a father.Anyone who is old enough to be Yun Yanhui's father has to treat him as a grandfather, because Zhang Shanren and Yun Yanhui are equals.

It is even more because Zhang Shanren and Yun Yan said so. Many other artists, because they are inextricably linked with each other, have to look at Zhang Shanren's face, at least they dare not occupy Yun Yan in terms of seniority. It's cheap to go back.

After talking with Zhang Shanren and Yun Yanhui several times, he felt that this child is not simple. People in the Jianghu have sharp eyes, and they can see Yun Yanhui's status among lay monks. From the conversation, he can hear the meaning of his dialogue familiar.

Zhang Shanren decided in his heart that there must be several books that Yun Yanhui created by himself, but Yun Yanhui didn't mention it, so he didn't reveal it.

Just because Yun Yanhui can have this skill at his age, Zhang Shan people are willing to treat him as an equal.

Yun Yanhui was invited to sit down next to Zhang Shanren, and by the light, Zhang Shanren could clearly see the blue mark on Yun Yanhui's face, "Hey, little brother, did you break your whip?"

Folding the whip means being beaten, Yun Yan touched his eyes back, and when he was with Zhang Shanren, he unconsciously whispered, "Hey, that day was unlucky, two yamen fought on the street, and I was whipped , the medicine has been applied, and it is almost wiped (recovered)."

Zhang Shanren felt relieved and arranged for his disciples to go out and buy fruit for Yunyan to eat.

Because the disciples of Zhang Shanren must be reliable, Yun Yanhui did not transfer them, and said to Zhang Shanren: "Because of the strict mouth of Kaifeng Mansion that day, we didn't find out the history of their arrival. Today is a coincidence. The senior brother set up a stall, and unexpectedly met that yamen again, and even fought (hands off)."

As soon as Zhang Shanren heard it, he knew that they had formed a bridge, "Is it clear (to inquire clearly)?"

It has to be said that Zhang Shanren is an old Jianghu, he didn't ask Yun Yanhui what he was doing now, but directly asked the identity of this person to find out if he had found out clearly, that is, he could cooperate with Yun Yanhui to deal with that person by default.

Yunyan nodded and told him about Zhou Huilin's background.

Zhang Shanren immediately understood, "Since he belongs to the Ministry of Industry, there must be a lot of filth (black history). In the Xiangguo Temple alone, he has helped build many bridges and roads? I have vaguely heard of it. His father is a stinky Zidian (a lustful person)."

The two looked at each other and silently stopped talking.

At this time, Zhang Shanren's disciple also came back with the fruit, and Yunyan ate the fruit and chatted with him when it was nearly three o'clock, Fang went back.

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People in Tokyo may be the least fearful of things. Living at the feet of the emperor, even if the emperor wants them to demolish them, they dare to be nail households, let alone trouble the officials for a pig.

Therefore, Zhang Shanren, who would be suppressed in his hometown in Shandong, is flourishing here. His works satirize current events and officials, and often become popular.

According to folklore, some censors will listen to Zhang Shanren's gossip in a subdued manner, and then investigate and participate in the performance.

At other times, Zhang Shanren would be invited to drink tea whenever rumors of insulting officials came from the people, because the suspicion was spread from him.This has become the hallmark of Zhang Shanren. If he is not satirical, people will be disappointed instead.

However, when Zhang Shanren was in Bianliang, he never insinuated that anything happened because of his jokes. This is indeed related to his knowledge of propriety, but it also explains the atmosphere of Bianliang to a certain extent.

A few days after Zhang Shanren and Yunyan returned to the night party, a new joke appeared in his and his disciples' works, which ridiculed the scandal of a lustful and money-grubbing servant, and mentioned how his third son was. .

It is said that the servant embezzled the public funds for bridge repairs to go whoring, but he was cheated instead, and both his and his son's hands were broken when they crossed the bridge.

Soon, this person was assigned to the Zuo Shilang of the Ministry of Industry, and his deeds were widely praised for a while. Many people thought that a servant really tricked them and broke their hands.

Zhou Huilin's father was shot by an arrow in the knee for no reason, and was read by the censor, which caused the queen mother to reprimand him. He was extremely annoyed, and he couldn't do anything to Zhang Shanren. It was also made into a story.

Zhou Shilang is also a shrewd person, he carefully pondered the story at home, and finally found a doubtful point.If you make up a story, you make up a story. Except for him, most of the other characters are vague. Only the third son clearly points out and inks a few words, which is not right.

Among Zhou Shilang's sons, the eldest son and the second son have both gone out to serve, so why not point at them, but point at his third son who is still in school?

So, Zhou Shilang went to investigate again, and found that his third son was skipping classes and fighting all day long, and went to the streets to bully good people.Zhou Shilang immediately understood that it was definitely his son who offended someone and cheated his father.

Zhou Shilang was so angry that he wanted to arrest Zhou Huilin and torture him.Unexpectedly, Zhou Huilin had already been beaten up by the demon king of the eight kings' family. It is said that the eight kings found Zhou Huilin with broken sleeves and legs.

However, Zhao Yundi must be more expensive, Zhou Huilin didn't dare to fight back, and was severely beaten.

So, upon inquiring, it turned out that Zhou Huilin's hand was not broken at all, as he told his family, but because he bullied his younger brother!Not to mention that a few days ago, he had a street fight with his classmates from the academy, thanks to the fact that the Kaifeng government didn't arrest anyone...

Zhou Shilang almost fainted from anger, knowing that he was cheated by his son, so he arrested Zhou Huilin and beat him again, then locked him at home and was not allowed to go out for at least a year and a half.

Zhou Huilin had no place to repay his resentment, so he was locked at home to recuperate from his wounds, almost vomited blood, and because he had too many enemies, he didn't know who to hate for a while.

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Yunyan didn't even move a single finger, but Yun Yan, who had avenged his revenge, planned to invite Zhang Shanren and his disciples to have a meal. Zhang Shanren made a great effort this time.

Selling mills and drinking music on the Qixi Festival, the profit was calculated to be more than ten guan in the end. It is clear that part of the money over there was originally repaid with manuscript fees, and now it has been repaid, and there is still a lot left, so I am very generous and feel good. .

The location was determined by Zhang Shanren, but he chose the location in a brothel.

Yun Yanhui is a modern person after all, when he first heard that he was going to a brothel, he couldn't help feeling a little strange.But considering that he is still a child now, it is impossible for Zhang Shanren to be so disrespectful. He probably has other reasons, so he agreed.

Zhang Shanren took a step first, and when Yunyan came back, Zhang Shanren's confidant disciple took him out from Zhujiaqiao Wazi and got off the bridge.

Because Washer's performance was about to start, and the flow of people was at its peak, Xiao Ba respectfully stretched out his hand, and handed it to Yun Yan, saying, "Uncle, hold my hand."

Yun Yan stretched out her hand embarrassingly, and held Xiao Ba.

Xiao Ba led him to the door of a brothel, and when he was about to go in, the boy who opened the door stopped him with a smile, "Brother, what do you mean, there is no Shangyuan Street that brought his son here."