The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty

Earlier, Yun Yanhui said that after the opening of Puguanze, if the situation is very good, it will be expanded and the second phase of the project will be built.It has been open for a period of time now, and every holiday is full of tourists, it is time to develop new modules.

Although Yun Yanhui no longer does daily management, the Youyuan Management Association will naturally ask him for advice on this matter.

Yunyan replied: "My first thought was that Puguan Marsh is fertile and beautiful, with green grass. In fact, it is the most suitable for raising animals..."

When he said this, many people hadn't realized it, because it was really unexpected that he could put his mind on it.

Yunyan coughed twice, and pretended to be authentic: "I heard that all the rare and exotic animals sent to us from various countries are kept in the Southern Royal Garden. It stands to reason that the Southern Royal Garden is also the property of the government, and our garden is also the property of the government. Everyone is a family, I think we can go to the South Royal Garden to borrow some animals..."

Everyone trembled.

What do you mean everyone is a family?You say that everyone is a family, so you want to pull out the animals raised in the royal garden to show off?Really good at calculating!

Seeing that they were all looking at him, Yunyan said innocently: "What are you doing? It's not like borrowing all of them. They raise so much. It's much easier to lend some to us. We should be grateful. And this is for the benefit of the people. I believe that when the people know that the emperor is not hesitating to lend the tribute to enjoy, they will definitely be grateful."

Everyone: "..."

Yunyan has been coveting that place since the first time he went to Nanyuyuan. He saw a herd of elephants in Nanyuyuan. In order to raise these elephants, the royal family specially opened up a large piece of land to raise grass. Tianfu grazing.As for other kinds of rare animals, there are countless.

These are all sent by other countries. If you don’t raise them, you don’t respect them. It’s a lot of money to keep them, but what’s the use?No matter how rare and beautiful it is, it is impossible for hard-working officials to visit it every day, let alone bring any benefits.

If you want Yunyan to reply, you should pull these "pampered" animals out to sit on the stage... No, part-time work, let alone self-sufficiency, maybe you can earn some pocket money for the government.

It not only enriches the daily life of the citizens, but also allows the officials to enjoy benefits. Isn't this killing two birds with one stone?

Someone trembled: "But, there must be some people who will object, right? Selling tickets with rare birds and animals as tribute..." This seems to be a bit greedy for money?

"Who said we were going to sell tickets? Pu Guanze's ticket price will not change because of the new zoo, let alone sell tickets separately." Yun Yanhui smiled slightly, "The performances of the Kong family class will not be charged separately. Tickets, but don’t tourists send them flower baskets one after another to generate income? Then if I release a few elephants, I will also accept fruit baskets from tourists.”

Everyone was sweating—even animals should be praised as entertainers?incredible!Those flower baskets and fruit baskets are not recycled, but the money is actually kept in the hands.

"As for the official family, the old man just gave his people the exotic beasts he treasured generously. He is so benevolent, who could make a mistake?" Yun Yan thought about it for Renzong.

When everyone heard it, they were convinced, and there was no objection.

Yun Yanhui drew up a proposal and applied to Renzong.And he is quite skillful, first he only said that he hoped to apply to borrow some animals from Nanyuyuan, and only provided Pu Guanze, an excellent platform, for the common people to appreciate, without charging any additional fees.

Each time, only some animals will be borrowed and rotated at regular intervals to make it into a safari park.The animals in the imperial garden have been raised by people for a long time, and most of them are very well-behaved and not afraid of people, so they are very suitable for working in Puguanze.

When Renzong heard this, he thought it was a good idea. There is no private zoo like the royal family, and it is impossible for foreigners to send local exotic animals. It is amazing to buy pandas in the pet market of Daxiangguo Temple like Yun Yanhui.It is a good thing to lend out those rare birds and animals to open the eyes of the common people!

After Renzong agreed, Yun Yanhui sneakily told him that these animals can actually generate income, and not all of them are welfare for enjoying with the people...

Renzong stayed for a while, pointing at Yunyan, but was speechless.

Yun Yan replied sincerely: "Officials, keep everything in words! If you can't think of suitable words of praise, don't say anything!"

"Fuck you!" Renzong finally had something to say.

Renzong really didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he had never seen anyone dare to bring the idea to the royal garden, borrow some rare birds and animals today, will they even borrow exotic flowers and plants in the future?

However, Pu Guanze's income is all in Renzong's own pocket, so why should he object?

Yunyan originally planned to only borrow animals, but after obtaining Renzong's approval, he took Pu Guanze's people to inspect the Nanyu Garden.

Yun Yanhui found that the palace people here are in charge of the animals in the imperial garden all the year round. They have rich experience, and many of them are handed down from generation to generation. Therefore, in addition to animals, they also have to borrow people.

For the palace servants of Nanyuyuan, this is an excellent job. Not to mention that Pu Guanze's treatment is much better, it is even more prosperous. Although Nanyuyuan is picturesque, staying for a long time is also boring.

Therefore, when they heard that a breeder was needed, many people volunteered to strive for this business trip opportunity.

……

The news that Pu Guanze wants to go to the wildlife park is only known to a few people for the time being.

The little tiger was looking forward to this very much, and Yun Yanhui took advantage of his power to bring the little tiger to the South Royal Garden to play.There is a flock of sheep in Nanyuyuan. It is reasonable to say that they should be eaten and used, but because they were sent by the Liao Kingdom, they have been kept well. After reproduction, the number has increased.

When Yun Yan came back, he brazenly begged for [-] lambs, among which four or five were lambs born two or three months old.

Sheep are plump and not as fast as goats.

——Yunyan recalled raising some animals in the Kaifeng Mansion, further using the site, and inspecting a lot. Originally, she wanted to raise goats, but when she went to the farmer's house to see, she happened to witness a pair of male goats fighting, and the two horns collided. At the same time, it made a dull and solid sound, which was really scary.

If he grows up, he will not overthrow everyone in Kaifeng Mansion, so he will give up.When Yunyan came back to see those chubby sheep in the South Yuyuan, her eyes lit up and she felt that they were very suitable.

Yun Yan drove a series of sheep back to Kaifeng Mansion, passers-by looked sideways.

After arriving at Kaifeng Mansion, people in the mansion also gathered around to watch.

Yun Yan introduced these sheep to everyone, "My opinion is that one sheep can be tied to the gatehouse in turn to consolidate the majesty of the government..."

The living environment of the gatekeepers has improved a lot because of him, but it can't be completely solved. It's just that everyone can't figure out what role a sheep can play.

One of the sheep had a copper bell on its neck. Yunyan hugged the sheep to prevent it from going away, then turned the bell to show everyone the words Nanyuyuan printed on it.

"This is one of the gifts that the Liao Kingdom gave to us in the Song Dynasty after the Tanyuan Alliance was formed many years ago... The descendants who have multiplied have been living happily in Nanyu Garden, and now they have been given to us by the government in Kaifeng Mansion .”

"It is not an ordinary sheep! It is a sheep with status and status!"

"If someone dares to touch such a sheep, it will not only hurt the friendship between Liao and Song, but also despise Tianwei."

Everyone listened blankly to Yunyan's nonsense, raising a sheep to the realm of international diplomacy and royal dignity.

The door clerk also twitched at the corner of his mouth, "Is this... really useful?"

They really want to be like Brother Yan, who can say those words without changing their faces when faced with high-ranking officials.But imagine the same, I feel that it is completely impossible to brazenly hold Mianyang and pull the tiger's skin as a banner!

"Give them a place to raise them. At the end of the year, they can be sheared to make woolen jackets for the government officials." Yun Yan replied nonchalantly, "I just can't eat them yet, the quantity is too small, let's talk about it after we get more lambs. .”

Everyone complained, "Why don't you talk about Liao-Song friendship? Brother Yan, are you going to eat Liao-Song friendship into your stomach?"

Yun Yan replied innocently: "But the government gave us food to eat. We must have no problem eating it. If others dare to touch it, it is a crime."

All in all, these sheep were raised in Kaifeng Mansion.After several years of renovation, Kaifeng Mansion should be the most idyllic mansion in Bianjing, full of vegetables, fruits and vines.There are sheep and cats in the mansion now, and Yunyan plans to bring the dog back when he returns.

On the one hand you can shepherd sheep, on the other hand... some townspeople are really too much.

Recently, it was discovered that some people who came to the government office to handle business or sue were greedy for petty gain, and actually stole the vegetables in Kaifeng. There are fruits and vegetables everywhere in Kaifeng. not come out.

One or two can't be seen, but if there are too many people doing this, it will be exposed.Before this, no one would have imagined that there would still be people who would dare to stand in the government office and steal things.Because there are so many people and only a little is stolen, it is very distressing.

Therefore, Yun Yanhui suggested keeping a dog. These people have a fixed route in and out. As long as the dog guards it, the next thing will depend on self-consciousness.

When the time comes, as soon as outsiders come in, they probably won't find out that this is a yamen at the first time, but they will think it is a garden in a busy city.

The setting of Kaifeng Mansion is envied by many people. In addition to the rich income, it has a strong pastoral atmosphere, and everyone can pretend to be aggressive at will. What does it mean to hide in the city?Is growing vegetables in the city center high-end enough?In the third ring road of opening up wasteland, stay humble and return to the countryside!

……

At this time, the "Tokyo Daily" was officially revised and a new page was added.

Yun Yanhui can honestly say that he absolutely did not participate in the production of the gossip edition, it was all the editorial department's own making, and when the first issue was delivered after the revision, Yunyan sat back in the cafeteria, eating breakfast and reading the newspaper , A sip of milk was sprayed on the newspaper.

"Ahem... this... this..." Yun Yan coughed back until tears came out.

Zhao Yunchu who was on the side was startled, and quickly stroked his back, "What's the matter, what's the big news today?"

Yun Yan handed the newspaper back to him, with a very strange tone: "You read it yourself..."

Zhao Yunchu took a look, this first report, the narrative style is very similar to the tabloids confiscated before, it describes an event that happened in Pang Taishi's residence from the perspective of a bystander, which obviously could not be reported.

At this time, eating puffer fish was a very popular thing among scholars and nobles. When Grand Master Pang celebrated his birthday, puffer fish was served at the banquet.

Things started off quite normally and seemed very reasonable.But after that, the situation took a turn for the worse. As the saying goes, "Eat fugu with all your might." Because fugu is highly poisonous, the plate may not be cleaned up, and someone will fall headlong after eating it.

Every year, many people die from eating puffer fish because of their appetite. At this time, a person suggested that it is said that dung soup can detoxify.

Taishi Pang ordered people to bring a lot of dung soup, because everyone ate a lot of puffer fish, so the dung soup used for detoxification also had to eat more, so everyone poured dung soup, including Taishi Pang.

The writing style of this writer is extremely vivid, and the scene of everyone drinking dung soup is very vividly described. How to endure the stench and swallow it, and then the mouth is full of the smell of dung. There is also dung soup...

As a result, at this time, the person who fell first woke up because he was choked by the dung soup, and found that his mouth was full of stench. After questioning, he cried and said that I was not poisoned.

After saying this, everyone vomited wildly, "Ouch!!"

"..." Zhao Yunchu covered his mouth, his face turned pale, thinking that this was a tasty piece of news... No matter how delicious the breakfast in front of him was, he couldn't eat it anymore.

Thinking about it again, it’s no wonder that Brother Yan’s face is weird. Not only is this news written ups and downs and disgusting, but the name of the protagonist is not hidden at all, and Lao Pang is grandly edited... It’s really an outdated relative who is not as good as a dog!

Yun Yanhui was very curious about how this was written. It stands to reason that the reporters of the "Tokyo Daily" are much more reliable than the illegal tabloids, and they would not make things up to that point.However, if this is true, then life is too dramatic.

Moreover, Yun Yanhui was extremely suspicious of how these people came to inquire, did they spend money to bribe the servants of Pang's mansion?

Yunyan was puzzled when she returned to normal, Bai Yutang wandered into the cafeteria, wanted to get breakfast, but saw that Yunyan had a newspaper with them, so she sat down opposite them, looked at the headline, handsome A malicious smile appeared on his face: "Logged out?"

Yun Yan replied: "..."

Bai Yutang flicked the newspaper with two fingers, glanced at the milk stains in disgust, read through the report, and happily read out the paragraph where the truth was finally revealed.

Bai Yutang sighed: "It's not in vain that I squatted all night..."

Yun Yan replied: "..."

He said how did the reporter know such details, no matter the person involved or the servants of the Pang family, they should be embarrassed or have no courage to speak out, only now did he know that someone purposely went to the birthday banquet and provided clues.

Chin Maoshu, your spare time life... is quite rich, right?