The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty

Time flies to December, and the fifth day of December is the wedding date set by Shen and Zheng's family. Some time in advance, Yunyan and his family have already moved to Zheng's house together to marry Shuang Yi.

These days, Shuangyi is not allowed to go out, and the women of Zheng's family often come to chat with her and give her lessons.What about how to restrain your husband in the future, how to get along with husband and wife, and so on.

Yun Yanhui occasionally went to listen to it, which made him very dissatisfied with his sister-in-law, niece, niece and daughter-in-law, "Why does Brother Yan always come to listen to us? Is it because he wants to know in advance? Are you not afraid of what tricks your daughter-in-law will use?"

"It's useless. This family has a book on women's teaching, unless, ah, you have a middle cousin, that's about the same."

"I'm just afraid that Shuangyi won't study hard, so I'll keep an eye on her. By the way, I listened to it, and I can review it for her in the future." Yunyan replied forcefully, "I am a caring heart."

Everyone showed expressions of disbelief.

However, they definitely can't guess what Yunyan's thoughts are after all.

In addition to checking whether they have instilled wrong ideas in Shuang Yi, Yun Yan thought that although he and Zhao Yunchu were unable to hold secular ceremonies, in some respects, they were no different from husband and wife, so they could learn from them. experience.

Not to mention, this is what these ladies think about the most on weekdays, and many of their words really make sense.

Of course, there are also some words that are wrong.

For example, some people advised Shuangyi to have children, especially boys, as soon as possible after marriage.

Yun Yan naturally disagreed, "It hurts the body for a woman to have children. How can you say that the more children the better? In my opinion, it is better to have only one child. If you feel lonely, two children are enough. In the end Fortunately, when the time comes to conceive twins, it will be solved at once.”

At this time, everyone still praised Yunyan for returning.

"Brother Yan really loves people, your wife will be fine in the future."

"However, many children are blessed..."

Yun Yan replied: "There is a saying in our hometown that if you want to get rich, build roads first, have fewer children and grow more trees."

Everyone: "..."

Many of the female family members of the Zheng family present here are involved in managing the family business. Everyone also believes that Yunyan's hometown probably refers to the Miao village.

"There are no roads in this deep mountain, and it is inconvenient to transport goods in and out. If you want to make a fortune in business, it is better to build roads. We agree with the first half of the sentence. But... what do you mean by having fewer children and planting more trees?"

Everyone doesn't understand this sentence.

Seeing that Yunyan didn't answer, someone changed the topic again: "There is a question that must be said, although Shuangyi is not happy to hear it. But, this concubine..."

"Hey wait," Yun Yanhui stopped again, "My sister-in-law is not in good health, and has been soaked in medicine jars since he was a child! Sister-in-law, let him take a concubine, it will kill him!"

In fact, Shen Kuo's health is now recovering well, but Yun Yanhui will definitely not say that he has reached an agreement not to take concubines with him, but made an excuse, so no one can say anything.

When these women heard this, their faces changed immediately, "Ah, is your health so bad? I haven't heard of it! Poor Shuangyi, then you have to have a baby sooner, and..."

Having said that, he remained silent and even drove Yun Yan back out.

Yun Yan used his heels back to figure out what the topic should be, so he shrugged and walked away without saying anything.

……

Today was off, and it happened to be the day when Yunyan returned to the "class" that he had made an appointment with Zhao Yunchu, so Zhao Yunchu went directly to Zheng's house to find him.

Yun Yan took out the timetable and took a look, but today it was her turn to go out and open a room, so she told Zheng Ling that she was going out for a midnight snack and would not be back tonight.

Every time Zheng Ling sees Yun Yanhui and Zhao Yunchu now, he can't help but think about it. Seeing that the two of them are going out on a date just after dinner, and they haven't come back for the night, they look even more weird.

Yun Yan sneered back and said: "Zheng Feibo's heart is very dirty, what are you thinking?"

Zheng Ling's face turned red, and he said angrily, "My heart or your heart? You two bitches!"

Yun Yan raised her eyebrows back, Zheng Ling hid behind the chair, and said weakly: "Cousin, uncle, aunt, let's go..."

Zhao Yunchu put Yun Yanhui's shoulders on his shoulders, and also looked like an elder, "I think Feibo is getting less and less motivated, but there is something to do today, let's educate him next time."

Zheng Ling: "..."

Zhao Yunchu is so shameless.

Yun Yanhui and Zhao Yunchu went out together, and happened to see Zheng Song at the door.Now the government school is not on holiday, but Zheng Song's father is going to be transferred to other places, so he specially asked for leave and came back to see him off.

At this time, a thin and small man was standing in front of him, and Zheng Song was holding a piece of paper to read.

Yun Yan greeted Zheng Song back, and Zheng Song looked over with a panicked expression, and the thin man also looked up when he heard the sound.

Yun Yan looked back at the man's face, and immediately asked Zheng Song with a straight face: "Who wrote the letter?"

Zheng Song said anxiously: "It's the head of Erzhai, Ge Yun."

"What is he writing to you for?" Yun Yan continued to ask.

Zheng Song didn't dare to answer, and didn't dare to lie, so he lowered his head and remained silent.

"I know even if you don't tell me, I'm afraid he's not in the school now, but in the flower bar on Yuan Street." Yun Yan sneered back, "He even sent a turtle slave to deliver the letter, so he asked you to borrow money when he ran out of money? "

Zheng Song looked at Yun Yanhui in surprise, not knowing how he knew.

Yun Yan replied: "Hehe, where is the famous Qin Lou Chu Pavilion in Tokyo, I don't recognize the oiran ladies and turtle slaves there..."

Zheng Song: "..."

Zhao Yunchu quickly tugged Yun Yanhui's sleeve, "Brother Yan, there is disagreement."

Those courtyard street people watched the process of Zhou Ren'ai's prosperity, and they were naturally very enthusiastic about Yun Yanhui, not only in this industry, but those vendors were also familiar with Yun Yanhui, he was in harmony with the masses.

The tortoise slave also came up at this time, "Yun Lang is really good at remembering, some of the classmates of the little man came to our place to spend the night today, and they discussed calling the little man over to 'open your eyes', so they sent me Here to deliver the letter."

When he opened his mouth, he actually sold the customer.

Zheng Song was speechless when he saw this scene with no professional ethics. Now he couldn't defend Ge Yun even if he wanted to.

Sure enough, Yun Yan turned his face down like water, "So he's not the only one? Playing truant, and even daring to instigate underage classmates to go with him, that's really bold." He turned his head and asked Zheng Song, "Have you never been with him before?" Have you been there?"

Zheng Song's face turned red immediately, and he shook his head vigorously, "No."

"That's good, you are still young, go back quickly." Yun Yan returned to calm down and said calmly.

Zheng Song hesitated and said, "Cousin, are you going to arrest them?"

Yun Yan smiled back, showing a bit of ferocity, and did not answer directly, "You will know when you go back."

Yunyan drove Zheng Song back, and said to Zhao Yunchu: "We have an appointment today..."

Zhao Yunchu hurriedly said virtuously: "Just as long as you are busy, there is no rush."

"No," Yun Yan replied, "What I mean is, let's open a room there after I finish all those students. Let me tell you, there must be a lot of places..." He leaned against Zhao Yunchu and whispered muttered a few words.

Zhao Yunchu: "...Hey, such a prodigal."

Yun Yan looked back at him, still pretending to be prudish, and said, "Oh, forget it."

"Don't, don't—" Zhao Yunchu pulled his arm, "Then there..."

……

Yun Yanhui and Zhao Yunchu were taken back by the tortoise slave graciously, betrayed the students' situation along the way, and promised to fully cooperate with Yun Yanhui's actions.

"Yun Lang is a good gentleman. These people have failed you so much. From now on, there will definitely be no one in Tokyo's courtyard street to receive them." The turtle slave was still praising Yun Yanhui.

Yun Yan couldn't laugh or cry when she returned, "Is it reasonable to still block it? It's just that our school has rules, and you can't sleep out during class."

Many students are adults. Although the school does not recommend that they sleep in flowers and sleep in willows to affect the quality of their studies, it is still too exaggerated to say that they are banned... Moreover, those who don't know about it like this may think that Yun Yanhui is some kind of hooligan leader.

When they arrived at the place, Yunyan asked Guinu to tidy up an empty room for Zhao Yunchu to rest, and then asked which room the students were in, and then opened the door and went in.

Ge Yun and his group were playing games and eating wine, when they heard the voice, they thought it was Zheng Song, and greeted them one after another.

"Hey, Ah Song is here, hurry up, I've been waiting for you for a long time!"

"Why is Xiaozhai so slow!"

It was only when I turned around that I realized that Yun Yan stood there with his arms folded, and was stunned for a moment!

It's terrible, when I was violating the school rules, I met the school teacher!

What made these students feel even more frightening was that the prostitutes who were hanging on them gave up one after another and surrounded them to salute.

"It's been a long time since I saw you... Uncle Yun."

"Uncle, do you remember Nu?"

Yun Yan waved her hand back, and these young ladies quietly silenced their voices and stood aside.

students:"……"

They thought they were too unlucky at first, but they didn't expect Mr. Yun to live in his mother's house, so they found out about them.Looking at it now, why does it seem that Mr. Yun is a regular visitor here?

Why are you still called uncle? What kind of fun is this?I really can't tell that Mr. Yun is a veteran at such a young age!

However, before they could think it through, Yun Yanhui had already taught her a lesson, "During school, whoring outside the school, do you want to be expelled from school?!"

No matter what school is now, students are not allowed to leave the school privately during the school day, let alone come out to play.

Everyone was shocked, and the wine woke up from the fright.

Yunyan Hui is very friendly to every student on weekdays. Even though she is not very old, she can get along well with each other. Even if she wants to punish her, she will take care of each other's mood.It will make delicious food again, and many people have rubbed off on Zheng Song's small stove.

Thinking about it carefully, it seemed that this was the first time they saw Mr. Yun as a murderous person.

"It's my first offense, I just remember your mistakes." Yun Yan looked back at them all with panicked faces, her legs were trembling, and her tone softened a little, and said, "I can't even wait for a few days, and I was so anxious that I sneaked out to prostitute , This makes me look down on you guys. People who are addicted to beauty, or any other things, will not be successful. Even if they are not expelled, they will be of no use after graduation. Especially Ge Yun is still the head of the house, he is simply incompetent to the extreme , should be dismissed!"

These students all lowered their heads in embarrassment, especially Ge Yun, whose mood was lifted after hearing him say that he only remembered his deeds, but fell to the bottom again, deeply feeling that he had indeed failed the teacher's training.

I didn't think about it that much when I escaped, but now that I've heard the lesson, I feel uneasy.Yes, being so urgent, does it mean that I really have no self-control?It's really worthless.

"The school officials didn't check the bed every night because of their trust in everyone." Yun Yan continued, "But now because of your behavior, we will definitely have to check the bed every night in the future. You have destroyed the relationship between teachers and students. trust, but also increased the workload of professors."

He said to the ups and downs of the students: "So, I want to punish you physically, will you accept it?"

Ge Yun and others, who were so ashamed and angry by Yun Yan's reply, would not protest, they just wished they could make amends quickly, "Submit!"

"Okay, then you can learn from frogs and jump back to Fuxue." Yun Yan said quietly back.

The students often attend "Physical Education Classes", so they naturally know what frog jumping is. It's just that the frogs are tired from jumping, and they have to jump back in full view?What a shame!

"Let me see... You guys are not wearing school uniforms, you still know how to be ashamed." Yun Yan replied, "One by one, let's go."

Ge Yun and the others hung their heads and walked outside.

"Wait," Yunyan called back to stop them, and added, "I can't control you during the vacation time, but don't let me know that you are visiting the courtyard again during school!"

Everyone quickly responded, although they didn't intend to resist, but they couldn't help muttering in their hearts, it all depends on self-awareness, even if the husband wants to know, he can't know, but Mr. Yun finally got angry, let him follow him...

Who knew, the obedient prostitutes on the side expressed their loyalty one after another.

"Uncle, don't worry, I'll watch it for you!"

"That is, if we see it, we will report it to you. As soon as they enter Little Sweet Water Lane, don't try to hide it from us."

"Yes, I have to tell the sisters in other streets that Uncle Yun teaches students, so he must not be held back."

students:"……………………"

God TM is holding back!Remember your own job? !

Everyone is petrified. Seriously, they never imagined that not only would they be arrested if they came to whore today, but they would also cause all their classmates to be blacklisted on the Tokyo Institute Street...

Seeing that Mr. Yun is gentle, kind and lovely, always caring about everyone's study and life, he never imagined that he is actually the black force behind Yuanjie, otherwise, how could such a situation happen!shocked!

Yun Yan was very relieved, "There are many people and strength, so I will trouble everyone." He looked at the students again, "What are you still doing here, jump away."

The students nodded with tears in their eyes, obediently went to the frog jump, and didn't dare to have any other thoughts.

As for whether the other students tried unbelievingly in the future, and what the result was, that is another good show.