The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty

Ancient times were really difficult. It was not easy to study, and it was not easy to make money. What's more, Yunyan's family was full of women and children.If Zheng Ping was in poor health five years ago, Yun Yanhui would have been insane, but he is better now, at least he will not look too evil when he accepts tasks from the abbot.

After returning home, Yun Yanhui carefully wrote out the plan, according to the modern plan format, it was clear and clear, and after writing it, she considered for a long time whether there was anything inappropriate before sending it to the abbot to see.

After the abbot read it, he first praised the word "good".

Isn't that right, Yun Yanhui has been practicing calligraphy vigorously in the past few years. There are more authentic calligraphy in this era than in later generations, and it is easier to see. Not to mention anything else, Qingran's calligraphy is actually very good.

Looking at the content again, the abbot's eyes light up even more. Although the words and sentences are very simple, they are clear and organized, which is very rare even among adults.

"Okay, there is no need to change it at all, just do it like this!" The abbot made a final decision.

Yun Yan heaved a sigh of relief, this is considered half done.

Therefore, Yun Yan returned from his memory and listed out the monks he had contacted who he thought were more talented to do this. There are monks who have given the ultimatum, and they are gathered in a courtyard.

This can be regarded as a crash course in acting. These people are the first batch of disciples selected to go to Wazili to "promote Buddhism". .

In Wazili, among the entertainers who make money by "talking", some talk about history—the most popular ones are the history of the Three Kingdoms and the Five Dynasties, which are deeply loved by the people; Have dabbled in.There are also jokes, which are similar to a later art form "Crosstalk", which often satirizes current events with humorous language.

As for Yun Yanhui, he has a big appetite and hopes to include all these advantages.This is also what he thinks can be done based on his own cognition in later generations.

The arrangement of Yunyan's return is to divide the content into several categories.

First, preaching the scriptures, transforming Buddhist scriptures into popular stories, must be properly adapted, moving, and rich in plot.

Second, talk about Dou Chan, also known as "Said Can Can", learn from the advantages of talking nonsense, discard the extreme parts, and change from "single-mouth cross talk" to "counter-mouth cross talk", or even "group cross talk", appropriately adopting multiple characters Actors, to interpret the story of monks participating in Zen and fighting wits.

——There are many stories about the battle of wits between Su Dongpo and Foyin, which are actually the specific manifestation of the latter.

Yun Yanhui claimed to ask for advice from a craftsman, but in fact she was making up stories and writing paragraphs from memory. Fortunately, this is a lecture, and many materials are available in Buddhist scriptures, so just adapt it.

Those secular monks and reserve soldiers went to Washe to listen to speeches every day, to learn to figure it out, and when they came back, they would practice the notebooks that Yun Yanhui had produced, and they became very enthusiastic for a while.

After listening to the two rehearsals, Liaoran became more concerned about this matter and came to sit in person. He was originally the leader of this matter on the surface, and with his status, he sat there so that no one dared to be lazy.

Originally, because Yun Yanhui was young, and his speech was not too tough, he usually had to rely on acting coquettishly and softly, but it became better after a while, so he didn't allow these monks to leave the hospital casually, so he had to train hard.

The monks were transferred to this courtyard to live together and cultivate a tacit understanding. Two of the monks even had pets, so they brought their pets with them for the convenience of taking care of them.

There are two monks named Hui Nai and Hui Bing. Hui Nai has a dog and Hui Bing has a cat.

In the beginning, the two of them got along quite happily, and they knew each other earlier, but they were not close brothers, so they didn't know each other well.After coming to the same courtyard, they brought pets with them, and they were still somewhat close, often chatting about cats and dogs together.

As a result, gradually, the two had conflicts, and they became displeased with each other.

Yun Yan went back to understand the reason, and then realized that it was the cat party and the dog party who were fighting.He was almost black lined, why cats and dogs fight for thousands of years? In modern times, he had two colleagues. When talking about cats and dogs, which is better, and which one is the best in the pet world, they would quarrel. Force other colleagues to stand in line.

This time, Yun Yanhui couldn't avoid it even if he had to listen to their arguments after traveling to a thousand years ago.

Today, Hui Bing stopped him, "Junior Yan, I understand that the uncle punished us for additional training, please help me, go to the market and buy me some cat food, and two fresh small fish , a few shrimps, by the way, buy another takraw ball, the one with Polygonum japonica in the middle."

At this time, you can buy related items on the street for any pet you have. You must know that there are many dog ​​slaves and cat slaves these days, and they have everything they need, from cat food to cat toys.

Hui Nai passed by, and sneered, "Junior Brother, don't repent early, turn around and be right, picking up shit every day is not tiring."

Hui Bing: "Yes, the dog doesn't need brothers to pick up shit, it will eat it by itself."

Yun Yan replied: "..."

Here it is again, the two quarreled again.

The quarrel became high, and I had to drag Yunyan back to ask him to comment, asking him which side he was on, cat or dog.

Yunyan covered her head and shouted: "Can you calm down a bit, what's the fuss about this, whether it's a cat or a dog, no matter how cute they are, can they compare to our Beibei?!"

Hui Nai and Hui Bing: "!!"

Now everyone in the temple knows that Yunyan has circled a little bamboo bear with a strange fur and kept it in the bamboo forest. They have seen it a few times, but they don't take it seriously. They never thought that Brother Yan is neither a cat nor a dog , It's the bear party!

"You, Brother Yan, what nonsense are you talking about, can your bear be compared to my raccoon slave?"

"Bamboo Bear, thank you!" Yunyan said angrily, "I've wanted to say it a long time ago, don't talk about cats and dogs here all day long, do you know what I raise? I raise a national treasure , National Treasure!! Scared you crazy!"

Hui Nai and Hui Bing looked at each other and said regretfully, "Brother Yan has gone crazy."

However, he walked away slowly.

Yun Yan went back to the original place and exploded, "Don't ask me again next time!"

To tell the truth, he actually said that he went crazy, are you kidding?How enviable he is!

Even so, Yun Yan went back for a run.

Daxiangguo Temple is so prosperous because it is Bianhe Street outside, facing Bianhe River, where there is the largest pier in Bianliang, where countless merchants come and go, and many trading places are naturally formed along the river.

Yunyan ran back to the place where Hui Bing often went to buy cat supplies, and picked out what Hui Bing wanted at the stall. Apart from cat food, most of them were cat toys and the like, and there were even things like cat climbing frames. .

Yunyan glanced back at some booklet, on the cover was a cat licking its tail, and stretched out her hand to flip through it.

The vendor yelled, "Kids don't want to look at it."

It's okay if he doesn't say anything, but when he said that Yunyan was back, he became more curious, grabbed it and opened it.

I saw pairs of cats sketched on the yellowed paper, making all kinds of foolishness, some raised their tails, revealing their round hairy balls, and some cuddled together, biting their ears and licking their cheeks.The mood is lifelike, the painter is excellent, and the beard and hair are fully displayed, which makes people blush.

Children don't want to watch...

Yun Yan twitched the corner of her mouth, put the booklet back, and was completely speechless to these cat slaves.