Don't look at your phone when crossing the street

I thought that when I opened my eyes, I might return to the modern world like the time-travel dramas broadcast on TV, but when I opened my eyes, I saw that I was in the weeds, covered in dried blood, turned over and closed my eyes again.

"Hey, don't sleep, get up and work."

"Who?" Seeing only disturbances around me, I was furious again: "Damn, I thought it was just a book, but I didn't expect it to be a system text!"

"Uh, you are, Chen Kaicheng, right? You're not dead yet, get up and catch up with the progress."

I grinned, I somehow got Lao Tzu involved, thinking that I would be grateful to get up and wipe your ass after saving Lao Tzu.

The originally cloudless sky suddenly became cloudy, and a shower of rain slammed down on my face, making me jump up in the cold.My middle finger stood proudly: "I can't do it when I get up. What do you want from me? I have been wearing it for a long time and no one told me what to do. Now that I am finally dead, I am tossing me again. How can I play like this?" Is it? Don’t open a copy for me casually!”

"Hehe, in fact, from the beginning, you kept walking in the copy of the male lead, but you played yourself to death. By the way, I am not the system, I am the author. Kneel down and call me dad, I will consider adding some drama to you Or let you go back sooner."

The surging sense of powerlessness slapped the depression in my stomach to the shore, and I looked to the sky: "How can I go back?"

"Let me see, there are still two-thirds of the plot, you go back and give the antidote to the protagonist girl, and you can pass this part."

My voice became very low unconsciously: "I am in reality, am I dead?"

"Before I answer your question, can you explain how you ended up in the book I'm halfway through?"

"Then I'll excuse you to explain, why did you find me so late?"

"Uh, I just found out a while ago that there were some strange words in my document that I didn't remember. At first I thought it was some magical virus in the computer that could help me type the words, but then I took the time to look at the content and felt that It was strange, so I searched the Internet according to your name, and found that the information revealed about your mental activities was indeed consistent with the reality."

I pursed my lips: "Tch, if you didn't find out that the character you wrote refused to pass the test for the hero, how could you notice me?"

"Although I don't know how your consciousness got mixed into my article, and I can't change the inexplicable extra plots, but I noticed that although Liu Rong is just an NPC, your consciousness is like A magnetic field that affects all the characters you connect with. In other words, you open up another main thread."

"Stop playing, I'm too lazy to play the main story. In reality, am I dead?"

"Well, it should be soon. The news I found is that a certain college student surnamed Chen is still being rescued. Although the time in the book is much slower than the reality, if you wait any longer, you may really die."

A medicine bottle fell from the sky to the top of my head and landed at my feet. I glanced at it but didn't want to reach out to get it.

"Take your medicine. At first, you didn't pay much attention because you were a supporting role. It's really hard for you to have such emotional ups and downs. I am also responsible for your death."

I couldn't speak anymore, but I couldn't help picking up the medicine and swallowing it.Squatting on the ground tiredly, the gloomy sky was gradually clearing up, and I suddenly thought of my family members who had been unable to communicate normally for many years and those heartless friends.

I have always felt that one day, if I really die, I won't cause too much trouble to the people around me.I have never felt that anyone in this world will miss or remember my existence for a long time. The coming and going of life is just a little splash in the river. I just lack the motivation to take the initiative to sink into the deep, quiet and eternal water.

"I advise you to cheer up. If you are really dead in reality, your friends and family members will take screenshots of your subsequent Weibo, a certain provocative talk or that black photo in their circle of friends and accompanied by painful words. Before you think you can leave, think about whether you have deleted all these things!"

Maybe it was because of the effect of the medicine, I jumped up suddenly: "Hey, author, please send me a ticket circle, just say 'If one day I die, people I know use my blog to screenshot or hack According to the words of mourning me, I will definitely run to his bedside in the middle of the night to find him.'”

"No."

"why?"

"You're already in a coma, okay? Then they'll think it's haunted. Besides, how do I get your phone?"

"Forget it," I smiled, "It's better for me to say goodbye one by one. I'll follow the plot and go back early. What should I do next? Shovel Luoyang for me and let me go to Houling to rob the tomb. Dig out the beads and dedicate them to the hero?"

"Uh, in fact, the outline given to me at that time did not include the setting that shark beads are in the mouths of dead people. Who knew that after you appeared, the plot that had been mentioned in one stroke would suddenly unfold like this. If I followed the original arrangement, I'm afraid it would be disgusting." readers."

"Since you are the god of this world, you might as well add another plot, say that someone just came back from the East China Sea, fished up the East China Sea shark pearl and planned to sell it. Then I will buy it and give it to the hero."

The other side was quiet for a long while, and Fang said: "Chen Kaicheng, do you know that the world you live in is just a speck of dust on the three thousand bodhi leaves during the calamity of the hero and heroine?"

I rolled my eyes at the sky: "As a character in my book, if I want to see the whole picture of things, it's like a two-dimensional creature trying to observe three dimensions. I can only understand one side of what I see according to my own plane. You let me figure it out." To know the ins and outs of the whole book, you have to get me out of the book first."

"Uh, how should I put it, the original plot should be like this. Cheche and Lili entered a world called Daling in order to hunt down a monster. After Lili was poisoned, Cheche looked for shark beads everywhere. Murong Yue, who was under Rong's threat, promised him that as long as he helped kill the usurper, he would hand over the Shark Pearl to him."

"So the hero killed Liu Rong without saying a word?"

"Yes. Afterwards, the two continued to hunt down monsters, and then passed by the capital of Daling. They realized that they single-handedly supported Murong Yue, who was in power, to be brutal and extravagant. They regretted so much, and then killed Murong Yue and made themselves king."

"Wait, aren't you writing a fairy tale novel? How come they became Daling's leader again?"

"Oh, this is just to increase the fun of the story. After all, all cultivators want to be pure-minded, so I have to give the male protagonist some plots to rule the world. They have been playing here for more than ten years, and they went back when they were called by their teachers and friends outside. .”

"After they're gone, who will manage Da Ling?"

"This, it's not written in the outline, I don't know."

"Aren't you the author? You created the whole world, and you can delete and modify the plot at will. Why do you have to follow the outline?"

"Well, actually, this article is not mine. I mean, the creator of the world is not me, and your real god should be evil money. Forget it, let's be honest, I wrote it for someone else, not according to his I’m afraid I won’t be able to get my salary!”

"I want to know, is there a long string of ellipses on your computer screen now?"

"Okay, okay, don't be speechless. Get up quickly and I'll add a buff to you. Go to the market and I'll arrange for someone to sell you shark beads, and then go and persuade Murong Yue to abdicate to Xuanyuan Mu Che."

"Wtf, must this be the case?"

"That's how the system text is written. Once the traverser completes the task, he can return to reality. That's it, that's it, let's go."

"But I'm not traveling through time." I sneered, "It seems that there is something above you and me, giving my consciousness to your character, and even preventing you from deleting and modifying. Is this What?"

"I don't know. If, as you said, this intermediary can be powerful enough to put your realistic consciousness into my text code, maybe it can also react the settings and parameters in the book to the real world, creating a The characters in the book come."

"If the assumption is true, what do you want to do?" I can't believe his analysis.

"Then I'm going to copy a real-life protagonist, tie him up and beat him every day, damn it, I'm so busy day and night that I haven't finished yet!"

In an instant, the appearance of the market was loaded like pixels piled up in front of my eyes, and there was a constant stream of shouting and shouting. I turned around and saw a fish stall directly in front of me, and a wooden tree was placed next to the piles of fish. When he stepped forward, he was warmly welcomed by the fishmonger: "My lord, what kind of fish do you want to buy? If you don't want to buy fish, why not take a look at the treasures I got when I fished from the East China Sea."

I saw that the mouths of the fish on his stall were still open and closed, and I murmured: "The author, you are too casual. If these fish were really shipped from the East China Sea, they would have smelled like dried fish." Touching the suddenly heavy pocket, he bought the beads.

Just about to inquire about the whereabouts of the male lead, he saw the surrounding crowd clamoring and walking towards the north, and someone said: "Go and see. There is a knight standing at the top of the city, and hundreds of imperial troops are arresting him." Can't stop, I heard that His Majesty the Emperor was alarmed."

I ran wildly all the way, passed a stall and put on a bamboo hat on my head, looked up among the crowd, and saw Xuanyuan Muche standing on the wall with a horizontal sword, opposite was Murong Yue who was dressed in imperial robes.Although the city wall was high, if the guards under the wall hadn't been beaten by Xuanyuan before, the rest would have been squeezed away by the people watching the excitement.I squeezed out of the crowd, but the author asked for a ladder, picked a place where the crowd was sparse, and climbed up.The discussions and whistles behind me gradually died down. I bite the bullet and grabbed the swaying handrail above, leaning against the edge of the city wall to listen for movement.

Xuanyuan said: "No matter who is the emperor, I must get the East China Sea Shark Pearl. If you still want to secure the hard-won throne, you'd better hand it over immediately. Otherwise, in order to exchange Ruoli for life, I can wipe out the entire Da Ling in the next moment."

The voice on the other side was a little hoarse: "I don't like people threatening me. If you want to destroy the whole world, you might as well try it. Anyway, I have the ability to make you never get the shark bead."

I took a sneak peek, and saw that Murong Yue was actually standing on another wall inside this city wall, about ten meters away from mine, so I made up my mind, fastened my bamboo hat, jumped onto the wall, and stepped on it. After taking a few steps to stand firm, he cupped his hands and lowered his voice: "My lords, why bother to ignore Daling's life and death just because of mere shark beads?" I looked down at the black head at the foot of the wall, Xuanyuan Muche thought The protagonist's feelings flared up, and he was a little ashamed, so he didn't answer.

I said again: "Xuanyuan chivalrous man, if you really want this shark bead, I happen to have one in my hand, I would like to give it to you for free, and I hope the chivalrous man will come down soon, so as not to attract the attention of the common people and discuss it. "

Xuanyuan looked suspiciously, but it was Murong Yue on the opposite side who said, "Is this true?"

I didn't dare to face him directly, and pretended that the words were from Xuanyuan, and said: "I think your Excellency is a dragon and phoenix among people. You must have extraordinary fortune and outstanding martial arts. Even if I really want to lie to you, you go down and clean me up." If you run up to confront again, I'm afraid there won't be any loss. However, if you would rather believe in nothing and just stand dryly on the top of this city, Miss Luoli may not be able to afford it."

Xuanyuan said: "Okay, I'll go down with you." He jumped down from the high platform of more than ten meters with light kung fu.

I hated it in my heart, but I regretted that I didn't care about the author's kung fu against the sky, so I had to get down and climb the top of the city to step on the ladder.

"May I ask who is your Excellency? Do you know that going to the imperial city in private is a serious crime?"

Fortunately, I have a strong heart, and I only staggered a bit when I heard this, but finally stabilized my body and slowly climbed down, and replied on the other side: "Return to the emperor, I am just a low-ranking man, and your humble name is not worth remembering. I'm going down immediately, and I hope you will forgive me."