I'm running for a well-off in Yokohama

After borrowing Yato's ability to return to the orphanage in an instant, Quan Nai arranged Zhu Fu Jingguang to live in the teacher's dormitory, and asked Mr. Doonan (the director of the Orphanage Atsushi Nakajima) to help take care of him.

After arranging everything properly, Quan Nai led Yato and Yukine to the orphanage cafeteria for dinner, and then...

With a bang, the wall on one side of the canteen of the orphanage collapsed.

Quan Nai, who had just led people into the cafeteria, "The budget for the orphanage this month..." qaq

"Hey, hey, I didn't hit it, Chuya, you can't even aim if you drink too much!"

This cheap voice didn't make him think, it was definitely Dazai Osamu's black mud who was afraid of chaos in the world, no one in the entire orphanage dared to tease him like this when he was idle.Thinking of the blue veins on Quan Nai's forehead twitching, he clenched his clenched fists with both hands, ignoring the other students running out in unison, and strode to the door of the cafeteria.At a glance, you can see Jiuya who is not moving smoothly and walking staggeringly, and Osamu Dazai who is making a provocative face at Chuya.

Very good, one is deliberately causing trouble, the other is an unintentional accomplice, and neither of the two murderers can escape! ! !

Quanna smiled like a breeze and said softly "wait a moment" to Yato and Yukino outside the door, then stepped into the devastated cafeteria, and slowly closed the door.Yedou and Xueyin, who stayed outside the door, waited for the good news with dazed faces.

But after a while, Yato and Xueyin who were standing outside the door heard the mysterious screams from the room in the cafeteria.

"Pain, pain, wait, wait..."

"Ow ooh..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah……"

"Help, help, help..."

Based on a few screams with unknown meaning, Yato and Xueyin couldn't tell who was who, but the only thing that was certain was that the two people who caused trouble in the room definitely screamed.

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After beating up the two brats who caused trouble, Quan Nai let out a breath of anger.

Quan Nai, who was pinching her waist and panting, glared at the two cubs who were kneeling on the ground with big bags on their heads, "What's going on, please explain! Why did they fight!?"

Dazai who just wanted to make trouble: "..."

Thinking of Chuya who was drinking himself: "..."

The cause of the matter is very simple. When Oda Sakunosuke was having dinner with Dazai Osamu, he casually mentioned Chuya, who recently got the first place in the whole year, and then Dazai Osamu's mentality collapsed.

Why do you mention that slug when you are my friend, why do you mention that slug when you are eating with me, why do you mention that slug when I am sitting in front of you.I'm not happy, I'm not happy, I'm going to make a fuss, I'm going to show it to you, and then Dazai Osamu, whose mentality has collapsed, really made a fuss to Odasaku.

The leader who has been a partner with Zhongya all his life and a boss for half his life, he is very familiar with Zhongya Zhongya's little hobbies.He first stole a bottle of expensive red wine from Mr. Mori, and then used the name of a good classmate to lure Chuya, who was already gluttonous, to drink. In front of him, there are vague provocations...

Needless to say, the result after the provocation, after drinking, the stopping power of Chuya plummeted, and the orphanage cafeteria paid a heavy price for it.

In the final analysis, this incident can be summed up as a tragedy caused by Oda Saku!

Quanna silently supported her forehead with a headache, Odasaku you, a sinful man...

Generally speaking, the matter should be considered over at this point, and Quanna only needs to deliberately punish Dazai who took the lead in causing trouble, and then the matter is over.Osamu Dazai, who once wanted to admit that he was causing trouble, stopped doing it again, pointing at Chuya, who was downcast, and yelled, "The little dwarf drank alcohol when he was underage, and he violated the "Law on Prohibition of Underage Drinking Alcohol", punish him !"

"Punish him! It's his parents and guardians who will be punished for underage drinking. If you don't let him go, the one who will be punished will be Oda, who is the supervisor!" Quan Nai pointed at Osamu Dazai's forehead. Dian Dian said angrily, "If you continue to find trouble for nothing, I will punish you for copying the "Law Prohibiting Minors from Drinking Alcohol" a hundred times. See if I dare!"

As soon as he heard that Oda was involved, the leader froze, and drooped down like a withered morning glory, "Miss, you have changed. You were not like this before. Do you have other cats outside!"

"Whoever's cat is like you, they demolish the house if they have nothing to do. You can't even take the dogs like Alaska and husky! They also said that I have changed. If I really want to punish you, I will let you pour cement and build the wall with your own hands. It's gone!" Quan Nai, who hates iron but not steel, stretched out her hand, and patted Dazai Osamu's head that was not doing business, and then kneaded and pinched it, whispering the voice of the devil in a voice as light as running water, "Tell me which punishment you would like to choose."

Dazai Osamu, who couldn't get out of Quanna's claws, blinked and said cutely: "I don't want to choose."

"It's a good idea, you and Chuya don't want to run away!" Quan Na gave the ultimatum expressionlessly, and then ignored the mournful Dazai and greeted Yato and Yukine outside the door, "It's all right now, You two can come in."

The next second, Yato and Xueyin, who had been waiting outside the door for a long time, opened the door of the cafeteria carefully, and walked in lightly stepping on the ruins all over the floor.

"I'm sorry, Yato, there was an accident in the cafeteria. Please help clean up the hall, I'll go to the kitchen to prepare food for you first," Quan Nai said apologetically to Yato, and then took out a five-yuan coin from his pocket Handed it over, "Please, my great god!"

Yato, who was feeling sorry for having no food just now, regained his energy in an instant. After taking the coin handed over by Quanna, he made a handsome poss, and said brightly, "No problem, I, Yatoshen, will solve it for you." trouble."

These words sounded right to Quanna, but after Dazai and Chuya heard them, the meaning was different.

"Huh!? God, Yato God? What kind of god is that, I've never heard of it!" Nakaya, who had never seen Yato before, and was still drunk, put his hands in his pockets, thinking that Yato came to the orphanage to deceive Quanna The liar shouted with a ferocious expression, "Boy, you have the guts to call yourself a god in front of me!"

Osamu Dazai thought the same as Chu, the only difference was that he didn't choose to say it out, but secretly looked at the self-proclaimed god Yato, and he didn't know what bad idea to think.

Hearing someone refute him, Yato was not happy, turned around and met Chuya, who doubted his identity, and was dumbfounded.

"You you you...why are you here?" Staring at Chuya who was glaring at him with wide eyes, Yato was in a bad mood, turned his head and shouted at Quanna, "Quina, why are you here?" This one will be in an orphanage, it's too dangerous!"

There is only one way for the gods to recognize the gods. Chuu, who drank too much, didn't recognize Yato, but that doesn't mean that Yato didn't recognize Nakaya.The god of barbarism, the legendary god who has influence on the whole land of Japan, the ancient god who lives in Takamahara, is also the violent god with the most irritable temper and irritability.

It was fine if Yato didn't say this, but Chuya's anger was ignited as soon as he said it.You are a liar, I haven't started bombarding you yet, you should sue the villain first and ask Quan Nai to drive me away!You don't dare to be so blatant if you occupy the magpie's nest. I think you really deserve a beating, a liar, and you want to try the feeling of being crushed by gravity!

Then Zhong, who was always moving faster than his brain, became violent, and the crimson supernatural power around him became ready to move.Yeto, who has experienced many battles, is not stupid. Seeing that the opponent is about to make a move, he immediately grabs Yukino and prepares for the battle. The moment Yukino becomes a weapon, Osamu Dazai presses on Nakaya's shoulder to stop it. Liaozhong also ran away.

"Wait a minute, Chuya, things don't seem to be what we thought!" Osamu Dazai has seen many supernatural abilities in his previous life, but this is the first time he has seen a supernatural ability that can turn himself into a weapon for others to use. The identity may not be simple, Dazai with a flexible brain chooses to stop the action that is about to destroy the cafeteria again, "Don't rush to do it, the cafeteria can't withstand your second attack, be careful that the little lady will settle accounts with you after autumn. "

Being controlled by Dazai with supernatural powers, and being threatened with Quanna by the other party, Nakaya had no choice but to curl his lips and keep quiet.

"Tell me, who are you? Ordinary people don't know this..." Nakaya calmed down and pointed at Yukine who was held by Yato, "What's the purpose of you coming to the orphanage?"

Yato, who suddenly found that Huang Tu Shen had no sense of attack and could not feel the murderous intent of the other party, returned to his carefree look, changed Xue Yin back to the original, and explained, "What you see now, I am the one who was tortured by thousands of people in the legend. Respect, Ye Fighting God who travels between the other side and the present world alone!"

"Huh!?" Zhong, who felt that the other party was still not telling the truth, was also a little ready to move.

"What he said is true," Quanna, who noticed that the atmosphere outside was not right, came out from the kitchen, and helped Yato explain, "Yato is really a god, and he is still the one who lives in Gao Tianyuan (although only six square meters), the five yuan coin I just paid him is actually incense money for the gods!"

"That's right, as long as there are five yuan coins, my god will complete any commission for the believers." Yato interjected proudly, "From killing demons and eliminating demons, to delivering food and repairing gates and running errands, as long as believers need it, this god will do it." On call, never vacant!" Bai Fang lit up and tinged his thumb~~

Chuya was shocked by Yato's self-introduction: "..."

What kind of cheap god is this, he is simply a handyman! ?So the status of Japanese gods is so pitiful! ?then what do I do! ?Think carefully and fear... Σ(°△°|||)︴

"However, it's really surprising. The legendary irascible barbaric god can restrain his anger." After introducing himself, Yato looked at Chuya, who was wandering in the sky, and said with emotion, "And look at your It seems to be different from the rumors..."

"Hey, it's different from the rumors!?" Dazai, who caught something interesting, came over and asked curiously, "What is the rumored God of Lutu like?"

Unaware of the maliciousness in Dazai's tone, Yato squeezed his chin and recalled thoughtfully, "The legend of Gao Tianyuan's barbarian has a strange appearance, exudes a red and violent murderous aura all over his body, and he especially hates women. You are completely different now... Ah, but one thing remains the same..."

"What!?"

"It's height!" Yato scratched his head embarrassedly and laughed, and explained with a playful smile, "If it weren't for your obvious characteristic, I wouldn't dare to recognize you!"

At the same time, Dazai, who heard such an answer, disregarded Zhongye's livid face, and laughed gloatingly, "Ahahaha, I have already said that you can only grow so tall in this life, little dwarf. Now the ancient History and modern gods have directly verified my words, ahahaha!"

Chuya Nakahara, whose anger value was maxed instantly: I cut off both of your legs to see who is shorter! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴

Xueyin Quannai: When some people try to die, others can't persuade them even if they want to!

Yato/Dazai, you two wish for luck! ==|||