I'm running for a well-off in Yokohama

Generally speaking, Dazai is not a troublemaker, he is not a human being when he is a troublemaker!

by: Ango Sakaguchi who got fucked

How did things come to this! ?

Facing Dazai Osamu who was smiling at him, Ango Sakaguchi, who had successfully lurked in Hong Kong for a year, fell silent.To be honest, he is a bit square, and not just ordinary.

As a member of the intelligence department lurking in Hong Kong, Ango Sakaguchi knows Dazai Osamu very well. Although he has never had close contact with him, there have been various rumors about Osamu Dazai in the intelligence department.In the past year, Mafia seems to have been involved in the assassinations, threats, frauds, and other incidents at the port. Although there is no direct evidence, judging from the results of his investigation of his supernatural ability [Theory of Depravity], he is basically the mastermind behind most of the incidents.

"Master Dazai."

Ango Sakaguchi, who did not know Dazai Osamu's true purpose, decided to wait and see what happened to stop it.

"Ara, you are the excellent intelligence agent Ango that Mr. Mori mentioned!" Dazai Osamu praised with a smile on his face, and it made people feel different in Ango's ears.

"Don't dare to compare with Lord Dazai." Trying to keep calm, Ango always felt that there was something in Dazai's words, otherwise why would he bring out the boss.

"Mama, don't be so nervous, I just want you to introduce someone for me!" Raising his hand and waving his hand reassuringly, Dazai suppressed his smile and opened his smiling eyes. Speak a sentence without expression or sound.

Reflecting these silent words in his eyes, Ango Sakaguchi was instantly terrified, and at the same time, his heart was turned upside down, his pupils constricted and he was unable to speak for a long time.Who, who revealed his identity!Wait, where did I show my flaws, why would he know my real identity.

'It's the first time to meet you, Ango Sakaguchi, intelligence officer of the Special Agents Division, hello! '

"You, you, you... I don't understand what you are talking about Mr. Dazai." Although he lowered his head as fast as possible, trying to cover up his gaffe just now, even Mr. Ango himself knew it was too late.

"Don't deny it, Anwu! You make it very difficult for me to do this. I came here specially to ask you for help. It will make me sad if you don't cooperate like this!" Looking at Anwu's immature cover-ups in a funny way After moving, Osamu Dazai resumed his playful smile again.

"Don't speak in such a nasty tone, just speak up if you have something to say!" Dazai stood outside the door and waited for a long time, and Zhong, who had listened halfway through the wall, couldn't take it anymore. Hurry up, don't dawdle like this! We agreed to collect blueprints, why are you looking for this person, did he graduate from architecture?"

"Hey, the slug's head is so empty, how can people take it! I'm so hard!" Osamu Dazai, who is possessed by a playwright, said so, and Zhongyuan Zhong was furious again.

"I think you don't want your new front teeth! You still want to be beaten!"

"Oh my god, Chuya, why are you so violent? Violence can't solve all problems!" Aria~~

"Well, I know violence can't solve all problems, but I know violence can solve you!" Nakahara Chuya raised his foot and was about to kick, but Dazai, who was already prepared, dodged past.

Easily dodging the Chuya leg strike, Dazai Osamu kept dodging and snorted coldly, "Hmph, it really is a slug, and the attacks are so monotonous. I didn't expect that, I already knew the number of your attacks. I have seen it through, and I will never give you another chance to attack me!"

Because he was a picky eater when he was a child, he refused to eat and could not keep up with his nutrition, so Osamu Dazai's tooth replacement period was later than his peers. In addition, the front teeth were loose that day, which was the result of the three of them going to the dental clinic together.When the deciduous teeth fall out, they will fall out, but if the new teeth also fall out and lose their image, then he might as well die!

"Tch, let me see how you can hide!"

Nakaya, who didn't believe in evil, kicked again, but the result was the same as last time, and Osamu Dazai easily dodged it.Glancing at Ango, who was about to vomit, from the corner of his eyes, Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, and raised his hand to stop Chuya's attack, "Let's get down to business first, Chuya! Don't forget, Missy's commission."

After being reminded by Dazai Osamu, thinking of the reason why he was standing here, Chuya stopped his legs resentfully, and muttered, "You escaped! So, what does the young lady entrust you to do have anything to do with this kid? "

"You're right, the entrustment really has nothing to do with Mr. Ango, but it has a lot to do with his boss!"

"Ha, his boss, isn't that Mr. Sen?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, I've heard this, Chuya, don't you understand?"

"...I don't understand!?" Nakahara Chuya turned to Ango Sakaguchi suspiciously, and then suddenly realized and looked at him in surprise, "Could it be that..." This kid is a [-]-year-old boy! ?

I can't see it, your little glasses hide it very deeply!Seeing that you are handsome, gentle, and decent, you are unexpectedly a traitor! ?

Because it is not counted as joining the port mafia, Chuya didn't pay much attention to the real identity of Ango Sakaguchi, and he was more surprised why Dazai would say that Quanna's commission was related to his boss. Who is the boss of this little glasses?

Dazai Osamu who finally got back the script smiled lightly and remained silent.

Ten minutes later, the three of them boarded a taxi to the Ability Secret Service Division together.

Ango Sakaguchi, who was squeezed in the middle by two people, one on the left and one on the right, was under strict supervision: Can anyone tell me how I was exposed? ! ! ? Σ(°△°|||)︴

Ability and Secret Service Section·Reception Room

On the other side:

Head of the Ability Secret Service Section, Chief Farmer

Ango Sakaguchi, intelligence officer of the Supernatural Secret Service

own side:

The main negotiator, Osamu Dazai (leader Zai)

Thug, Chuya Nakahara

In fact, it was an accident that Chuya became a thug. Of course, he himself has good reasons to suspect that it was not an accident, but Osamu Dazai's revenge (for the front teeth).When someone asked him to get Ango out of the car and entered the building of the Supernatural Secret Service, and was warmly welcomed by the other party, Osamu Dazai stood aside "hahaha", no doubt about who he suspected!

Instantly fixed the bullets fired by the security guards of the Ability Section in the air and threw them on the ground. Knowing that this was the government department Nakahara Nakata, he did not act rashly, but let go of Ango by instinct, turned around and kicked Dazai obediently, "Bastard Mackerel, what drama are you still watching, hurry up and explain!"

"Hey, hey..." Reluctantly walked out of the bunker, while the opponent was confused by Chuya's actions, Osamu Dazai shouted to the staff in the hall of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, "I have something to see your sir, Regarding the future of Yokohama..."

"Listen to him," Ango Sakaguchi, who pushed his glasses, which had slipped a little because of dodging, and had access to the recent information on the two of them through his own ability, calmly issued the command, "They are children from the Yokohama Orphanage, not enemies. "For some unknown reason, Ango Sakaguchi and his colleagues hid information about their employment and port mafia.

"Ah, oh!"

"Hey, children from the orphanage!"

"Oh my God, put the guns down!"

"Put away your weapons!"

As soon as they heard that they were children from the orphanage, the members of the Ability Division who were extremely vigilant just now put down their weapons and welcomed the two with smiles on their faces.You must know that there is no one in the entire Ability Department who has never heard of the name of the Yokohama Orphanage. It is the place where the Yokohama Future Stars were approved by the upper echelons of Yokohama City. (ps: Yokohama Future Star - Izumi)

Coupled with Ango Sakaguchi's explanation, everyone feels that Yokohama will probably have two more future stars in the future.The short kid didn't change his expression when he faced the hail of bullets just now.The bandaged child was even more daring, and even wanted to talk to the farming chief in person.

The young people of today are really amazing!

"The young people nowadays are really amazing!" Just as his subordinates thought, the chief farmer of the Ability Division also said the first words after meeting Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya.

After mistaking the two of them as people sent by Quan Nai, Chief Tantian has such a kind face and kind eyes!

Having lived for a long time, Zhong Tian, ​​who thinks he is a good judge of people, looks at the two of them with bright eyes, quite like a big bad wolf seeing Little Red Riding Hood.Adhering to the idea that good seedlings should be started as soon as possible, the farming chief extended an invitation to the two half-year-old children, "I think you two have good potential, do you want to join us?"

"Please forgive me for refusing, I'm afraid that if I agree, I will be retaliated by the port mafia!" Osamu Dazai took the words with a half-smile, refused and led the way, "Didn't Ango say that? Both of us are from the port mafia ah!"

Chief Farmer: "!!!"

"What's going on with Sakaguchi?" Chief Tantian was a little confused. Although he believed that his subordinates would not make such low-level mistakes, he urgently needed a reasonable explanation from the other party at this moment.

In the end, before Ango Sakaguchi could say anything, Osamu Dazai kindly explained first.

"Well, Mr. Taneda, don't get excited. After all, there is a reason for this! Who told Mr. Sakaguchi to use his powers to see me and Ms. Quanna together in the end, so he misunderstood the relationship between us. And said that I was The people in the Yokohama Orphanage are not wrong, because I live there now." Osamu Dazai said such incredible information with a smile while rescuing Ango from the siege.

What did this kid say just now? He admitted that he was from Mafia at the port, but he knew Quan Nai. The point is that he is still living in the orphanage.In an instant, Chief Taneda and Ango Sakaguchi came to the conclusion that Yokohama's future star, Izumi, had colluded with Port Mafia! ! !

Noticing the tangled expressions of the two, Osamu Dazai smiled like a fox.

Hey, have fun!

Nakahara, who was sitting on the side, couldn't stand it anymore, and told himself with a beast-like intuition that mackerel must have said nothing good just now, and raised his hand to slap Dazai Osamu on the back of the head, "Don't listen to this bastard talking nonsense, this kid Nine out of ten sentences in one mouth are lies, and the remaining one is nonsense!"

"It's disgusting! Chuya, you exposed me again!" Dazai Osamu looked hurt, and hated Chuya Nakahara so much that his teeth itch again.

"Stop talking nonsense, let's get down to business! What blueprints did Quan Na want!" Zhongya Nakahara roared.

When Chuya Nakahara mentioned the business matter, Osamu Dazai paused for a moment and restrained his smile, "Chuya, you are wrong. The business matter here today is not the blueprint that the young lady said. It is another matter about the future development of Yokohama. It's a big event."

"what!?"

"Mr. Taneda, do you know Shibusawa Tatsuhiko?"

"!!!"