I'm running for a well-off in Yokohama

Hisoka Modo, known as a walking bt fighter, has a capricious personality, loves to cultivate potential opponents, and loves bloody battles.

Although his behavior is perverted, he is calm and will do anything to achieve his goals.Once a powerful person is entangled by this person, he will never escape without a fight with this person. The annoying index is five stars.

In order to avoid this "sticky spirit", Quan Nai deliberately asked Zhong Ye to become the landlord, and sent him a task to make him leave.

However, I never expected that I could hide from the first day of the junior high school but not the fifteenth day. On this ordinary day, such a low-key port mafia branch was still targeted by this person, and they fell in love at first sight with Zhongyuan Zhongye behind the gate. .

There was a sound of '唰——'.

The poker seat full of Hisoka's murderous intent turned to Nakahara Chuya, who was flirting with Dazai Osamu (?) at the door, and Chuya, who had a high sense of combat, made a judgment the moment the poker flew over and kicked Osamu Dazai turned over in the wheelchair, and he followed the reaction force to avoid it from the spot.

"Master Dazai!!!"

Seeing that Osamu Dazai was suddenly thrown down, the members of the port mafia at the door couldn't help screaming.

Dazai Osamu who fell from the wheelchair and injured his fractured thigh for the second time: "It hurts..."

"Who!!!" Zhongye, who avoided the attack for the first time, placed his target on Hisoka not far away, instantly raised his vigilance, and entered the state of preparation, "He even ran to the port mafia Attack, which gang do you belong to!"

"Uh-huh, uh-huh, it's a big apple, I didn't expect that," Hisoka hugged himself excitedly and tremblingly, "I didn't expect that there was such a delicious big apple so close to me, Ah, ah..."

Nakahara Chuya with goosebumps all over his body: "... 噫"

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Helped into a wheelchair by other members, Osamu Dazai grinned and patted his casted leg.After confirming the degree of pain, the leg that was just connected was properly broken again, day oh...

but……

Osamu Dazai endured the pain and raised his head to look at a bt whose eyes turned golden with excitement, and the corners of his mouth were unhappily pursed into a straight line. This guy...is not easy to deal with...in various senses...

As I said before, based on Chuya Chuya's personality, he must belong to the Hunter World enhancement system.And the enhancement system of Hunter World has a little-known feature, that is, the professional attraction transformation system...

Hisoka Modo, a person with the ability to transform properly, just looked at Zhonghua Shidoulang with his front foot, and his back foot is eyeing Jay Fulishi, and now he is aiming at Chuya Nakahara, who added the face for the first time. No.1 was rated by him as a waste of talent, the second was rated as a fruit that was still growing, and only the third...

"Oh, oh, it's so wonderful, I must pick you, big delicious fruit..."

Hisoka's body trembled with desire|begging|dissatisfaction, he added his lips and twisted his waist towards Zhong, and his small winking eyes danced all over the field.Seeing an indescribable part of the other party standing upright, Zhong Yedang, who also had a fighting look on his face, took a few steps back in fright, a drop of cold sweat involuntarily streaming down his forehead.

Hong Kong, compared with this kind of bt, Osamu Dazai who is possessed by black mud looks extraordinarily small and fresh.

but……

Is he stupid to give Osamu Dazai such a high evaluation?Oh, Nakahara Chuya hugged his head with dead eyes, why did he let him meet this kind of person one after another, why? ? ?

God, what on earth do you want to train me! ?

Looking at Hisoka who was winking at him, Nakaya felt chills all over his body; looking at Hisoka who was flirting with himself, Chuya's face was full of collapse; looking at Hisoka who was lifting his hips and twisting his waist, Nakaya... …

I'm sorry, Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't help it anymore, he had been a good boy for half his life, he had never seen such a fresh and refined performance art, and Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't care less about the enemy, so he turned his head and lay down on the flower bed Bian—vomited.

He is still a child who has just grown up, why should he bear such unspeakable pain.

Hisoka who never expected the other party to vomit: "..."

Is it because his murderous aura is not perfect enough, or his fighting spirit is not sharp enough, why the other party doesn't notice other things just by looking at his movements.Otherwise, how could he vomit, why would he vomit! ! !

Dazai Osamu, a member of Hong Kong gangsters watching: Who are you asking! ? ==|||

"Hey, it's too much, why do you treat people like this..."

The fighting spirit was dissatisfied with Nakahara Chuya's vomit after vomit and the cold Hisoka, and the hand licking the playing cards was also trembling slightly.He has encountered so many enemies, and no one has ever dared to ignore him like this.

Hisoka is upset, Hisoka is about to make trouble, Hisoka...

"Abnormal performance art affects the social atmosphere and ruins the social style..." Dazai Osamu, who watched his partner about to overturn, pushed his glasses, and said loudly, "According to the social and environmental protection regulations of the port mafia branch, you You need to pay 500 million yuan in compensation and 5000 million yuan in mental damage."

Hisoka: "..."

This familiar content, this familiar tone, you group of money fans are all handed over by a master, and you will do anything to get money.

"Why should I pay compensation?"

"Because of your behavior, Zhongye was disgusted and vomited, shouldn't you pay him the mental damage fee? Because of your behavior, Zhongye was disgustingly spit in the flower bed, shouldn't you pay the environmental pollution fee ?” Osamu Dazai patted the armrest of the wheelchair with a dignified expression on his face, as if he was really angry at his partner, “All this happened because of you, shouldn’t you be responsible for it!!!? "

However, the reason why bt is called bt is entirely due to the thick skin of the other party who is not afraid of others' accusations and public opinion.Therefore, facing Osamu Dazai's righteous words and accusations, the fighters in BT immediately flew a poker towards Osamu Dazai, expressing their irresponsible opinion.Of course, it may also be because I have been stimulated by some kind of stimulation recently, and Xiaoyi, the Pixiu among the money fans, has squeezed too much, and I can't get money out of my pocket. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

The poker cards full of thought power flew towards Osamu Dazai's forehead. Hisoka, who thought he would see the opponent's blood splattered on the spot, was instantly shocked by the scene that appeared next moment.Osamu Dazai, who was sitting in a wheelchair, didn't move, he just raised his hand and caught Hisoka's poker. [Disqualification in the World] Once the passive skill is activated, it directly eliminates the thoughts on the poker, and instantly becomes an ordinary poker with no lethality.

Flipping the poker in his hand, Osamu Dazai stared blankly at the heart of spades pattern on it, "If you commit a crime knowingly, the crime will be increased. You have to continue to compensate me for my personal mental damage fee of [-] million bucks. You are cash It’s still a credit card, and by the way, if you can’t pay, we will let you use your body to pay off the debt.”

"Uh-huh, uh-huh...I thought it was a rotten apple, but I didn't expect it to be so delicious under the skin..." As if ignoring Dazai Osamu's words, Hisoka was completely attracted by Dazai Osamu who just took over his poker's hidden strength, "It's amazing, whether it's this red apple or that black apple, it's amazing!"

Osamu Dazai: "It's over, this guy's madness has been upgraded again."

Nakahara Chuya: "Whoa...vomit..."

"You asked me how to choose to pay," Hisoka shook his body, covered his face with one hand and exposed one eye between his fingers, staring straight at Osamu Dazai who was asking the question. I couldn't help feeling chills all over my body, "Of course it's a choice - the body has repaid the debt."

Staring fixedly at a certain part of the other party's excitement again, Osamu Dazai couldn't help showing an indescribable expression.

"Sarah, come on, let's dance together, dance with bloody passion, physical touch, passionate violence..." Shouting to the top of his spirits, Hisoka tore off his shirt and stroked himself Chest, abs, waist... down and down...

I'm sorry, I can't show you, I can't show you at all, I lost!

Osamu Dazai has never seen such a fresh and refined metamorphosis after going through a lot of wind and waves. He is just a baby, why let him go through this.Even counting his age in his previous life, he is still just a child (Oda makes a comment).The corners of his eyes twitched, Osamu Dazai, under Hisoka's increasingly excited expression and movements, picked up his mobile phone and dialed the phone number he remembered in his heart and could save lives.

"Hey, is it the little lady? I want to report. There is a pervert here, the kind with extremely serious mental pollution. The little dwarf is already (vomiting) dying. I can't stand it anymore, please help, blah blah! !!"

The moment Dazai put down the distress call, Hisoka arched his body and was about to run towards Dazai who put it down.

When Hisoka was in a hurry, because of Osamu Dazai's phone call, he was suspicious of who the young lady was, when he suddenly felt a strong breath emanating from the building above.After reacting, Hisoka subconsciously raised his eyes in a defensive manner, and lost consciousness in an instant.And the moment before he lost consciousness, what caught Hisoka's eyes was a light blue and incomparably huge hand attacking towards his Tianling Cap...

"Hello everyone, my name is Xi Suozi, and I am currently the main idol of Huadan in the mafia branch of the port. He is good at singing and dancing, he is good at singing and dancing, especially good at strip|clothes|dancing. Now I am trying to become a new generation that everyone likes I’m working hard as an idol, friends who like me must give me a thumbs up, I love you, I love you so much. (づ￣3￣)づ”

"Ka—very good, let's use this for the promotional video of this issue!" Quan Nai directed to the other people on the shooting scene solemnly, and turned to look at the three children who were in charge of the background, "As a non-staff helper What do you guys think, do you have a refreshing feeling, do you feel particularly moved!"

Little Jackie Ket: "..."

Don't dare to move, don't dare to move at all, please let us go, we are still a group of underage babies.

Curt: It seems that I was really merciful to my eldest brother and him, Quanna sister.Otherwise, his eldest brother would have become his eldest sister, and kitten Ke would have also become younger sister Ke, who would stay in his mother's dressing room forever and could not get out.

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