I'm dressed as a thunder robbery

Xie Tingyun rolled up his sleeves, ready to go up and call Chen Xianwen until he couldn't take care of himself, but was stopped by Lu Haitang.

Forget it, after all, he can't really compete with a girl like Lu Haitang for a room.It's just that Chen Xianwen's speech is too much to be beaten, and he must be playing tricks on him because he doesn't have a house.

Resigned to his fate, he threw his bedding on the lobby table, Xie Tingyun rested his chin and stared at Qingyan in distress.

As soon as Qingyan raised his eyes, he could see a certain puppy looking at him with "affectionate" eyes, the corner of his mouth twitched, he put the copper coin into his sleeve, and asked him, "What's the matter?"

Xie Tingyun immediately stood up and sat next to Qingyan and said, "Master, it's okay, I'm afraid you're too tired, go to rest earlier."

His earnest and respectful appearance made Qingyan feel itchy, wanting to reach out and gently rub the puppy's head and scratch his chin.

As soon as this idea came up, Qingyan was puzzled for a moment, could it be that all masters would feel this way about their apprentices?

But why, she never thought about Lu Haitang like this.

"I'm not tired, you and Haitang will go out with me." Seeing that the end of the month is coming soon, they must hurry up and eliminate the monsters, and they cannot let the monsters get ready.

Xie Tingyun nodded, and then analyzed with Qingyan: "Master, where are we going to catch monsters?"

The monster that the old man said can spread rain, so it must be hiding in the clouds, isn't it the same species as him.

With slender and fair fingers tapped on the tea table twice, Qing Yan said in a deep voice, "Stone statue."

That monster asked the villagers to enshrine its stone statue. This is an important point. Generally speaking, ordinary monsters cannot afford the incense of such a simple and simple villager.

What's more, this monster eats ten virgins every month, which just shows that stone statues and virgins are all necessary for monsters to increase their mana.

But Qingyan couldn't figure out why she needed to be enshrined.

How dare ordinary monsters ask people to enshrine themselves, wouldn't they be punished by heaven?

Oh, he forgot that the Heavenly Dao Thunder Tribulation was done by the puppy in front of him.

Qingyan rubbed his forehead, he always had a bad instinct that something big must happen during this trip.

He seldom makes predictions for himself. The last time he killed Peach Blossom was also detected by his intuition, so he did it as a last resort.

Whenever a great fortune or disaster comes, Qingyan will always feel restless and have a splitting headache.

"Master, what's wrong with you?" Did you have a fever and kept rubbing your forehead.

Xie Tingyun leaned over and reached out to touch Qingyan's forehead, then touched himself: "It's not hot."

When that cold hand covered Qingyan's forehead, Qingyan was slightly taken aback, wondering if he should reprimand him for violating the rules.

Or does it mean that all disciples care about their master in this way?

"I'm fine, don't worry about me." Qing Yan got up and walked out holding the sword.

Xie Tingyun didn't know which of his wrong words offended him, so he hurriedly asked Lu Haitang to follow him.

According to those old people, the stone statue of the monster was on a nearby deep mountain, and a red cloth strip was stretched tens of meters around the stone statue, and no one dared to cross the red cloth strip.

By the time they reached the mountain, the rain had become heavier, as if the closer they were to the statue, the heavier the rain.

Lu Haitang carefully examined the red cloth, and said softly, "It's just the most common red cloth, it should be to warn the villagers."

Qing Yan nodded, got up and turned over the red cloth, with Qing Yan leading the way, Xie Tingyun was not so afraid of that monster anymore.

"Master, did your injury last time feel better?" Xie Tingyun was still worried that Qingyan's body would be no match for that ancient monster.

Qingyan's expression moved slightly, and he suppressed his emotions and answered him: "It's much better." During this time, Fang Tingyan has been helping him recuperate, and now he is much better.

Every time Xie Tingyun expressed concern for him, Qingyan always felt a strange throbbing and satisfaction in his heart.

He can understand the feelings of those who like to take apprentices.

Xie Tingyun nodded when he heard his words, relaxed a little, and began to think seriously about how to create a ridiculous plot.

A group of people entered the mountain that the old man said. The vegetation in the mountain is lush and green, and the dark green is quiet and deep. It makes people feel that they have entered a secret place outside the world, but it always makes people feel strange.

"No." Qing Yan suddenly spoke, startling Xie Tingyun and Lu Haitang, who stopped to listen to him.

Qingyan stood on the spot, closed his eyes, opened them after a long time and said: "There is no living thing here."

Since it is a mountain forest, how can there be no birds and insects, but there is no trace of any living things in this place.

All the grass and trees seemed to have lost their life, the color was dark and dark green, and they looked extremely infiltrating.

Hearing what he said, Xie Tingyun and the others suddenly realized that it was indeed the case. Since they entered the range of the red cloth, they had not seen any living creatures. How could there be no birds in the forest.

"Don't act rashly for the time being, step back beyond the red cloth first." Qing Yan said in a deep voice, he always felt that there were many strange places in this trip, so he had to be careful.

But Lu Haitang didn't quite understand why Qingyan was so overly cautious about an elementary task, but she was still obedient and Xie Tingyun retreated beyond the red cloth.

But after exiting, how can I see the stone statue?Qing Yan frowned and thought.

Seeing this, Xie Tingyun sighed, it would be great if there was a drone, it would be safe and trouble-free to let the drone look at it.

Thinking of this, Xie Tingyun had a flash of inspiration, and called the system in the channel.

The joyful voice of the system immediately sounded: "Host! Do you have anything to ask me?"

Xie Tingyun turned his body sideways, tried his best to avoid the eyes of Qingyan and Lu Haitang, and said to it: "Is there any drone for sale in the mall?"

The system that received the instruction immediately began to search the mall, and after a while said: "Sorry, there are no drones for sale in the mall."

Although he had already guessed that this would be the result, Xie Tingyun was still a little disappointed.

"But the system has matched you with similar products~" Xie Tingyun's eyes flashed with hope, the system is still useful.

When that piece of shit appeared in Xie Tingyun's hands, he began to regret why he believed in a stupid system just now.

Yes, that's right.It's a video camera disguised as a lump of artificial animal droppings, and can be moved on small wheels without attracting attention.It is often used in documentaries similar to the animal world to follow wild animals. It is quieter than drones and has strong controllability.

But, what's so special is a pile of shit! !

Even if it was fake shit, this thing still caused Xie Tingyun strong psychological discomfort. If he didn't know it was a video camera, Xie Tingyun almost couldn't resist throwing it on the ground.

But now the first task is to check the situation of the stone statue, Xie Tingyun can't take care of that much anymore.

"Master, I have a way to see the stone statue!" Xie Tingyun kicked the shit with his foot and walked towards Qingyan.

Qingyan:?

Lu Haitang:? ?Don't come here!

"Senior brother, what are you doing kicking a pile of... feces?" Lu Haitang covered her nose with her sleeve and took three steps back.

Xie Tingyun coughed twice and said: "This is a magic weapon handed down by my family. Although it looks ugly, it is very practical. You can use this thing to go in and see the stone statue." Then, he picked up a twig and pulled it away The feces hides the camera for her to see.

"Dung can also be used as a magic weapon...?" She had never heard of it.

It wasn't until seeing the scene that Lu Haitang half-believingly put down his hand pinching his nose.

"Even so, then you can manipulate it to pass." Qingyan didn't ask you where you got the magic weapon, nor did he ask why this magic weapon doesn't need mana.He was just surprised that there are things in the world that can be activated without spiritual power.

I will be looking for Xie Tingyun in a while, and I want to study it carefully.

Seeing him quickly accepting the existence of the poo camera, Xie Tingyun was also amazed, as expected of a male protagonist who has seen the world.

He manipulated the camera to go deep into the dense forest. Qing Yan sensed the position of the stone statue, and Xie Tingyun changed direction according to his instructions, and soon arrived at the stone statue.

After taking photos of all aspects of the stone statue with a video camera, Xie Tingyun manipulated the camera to come out again.

During the whole process, the camera was intact, probably that ancient monster also regarded it as a piece of shit.

Xie Tingyun picked up the camera, and the three of them decided to watch it after they went back. The forest was too weird, and they did this to prevent being attacked by a big monster.

"Brother, what is this thing?" Not long after they returned, a group of juniors gathered around to look at the camera in his hand.

Before returning, Xie Tingyun was worried about misunderstanding, so he removed the fake feces used as camouflage on the camera, and now it looks like an ordinary camera.

"Shut up and watch carefully." As soon as Qing Yan spoke, those noisy voices disappeared, and everyone looked at this thing they had never seen before with curious eyes.

Xie Tingyun reached out to turn on the camera and clicked the play button.

The video of the camera started to play, and the poo camera first fell from Xie Tingyun's hand, and then slowly drove into the jungle behind the red cloth belt.

It was the first time for Lu Haitang to see such a thing that could project scenes, and he couldn't help being surprised: "It's even clearer and more detailed than the water curtain of Yuan Zhenzong."

Everyone watched with bated breath, and then the camera went all the way to an open place.

The camera moves upward to reflect a stone statue of a dragon head and a human body.

The whole stone statue is spotless, and the two long and sharp dragon horns point to the sky like sharp swords. The longan eyes are carved very small and thin, and the dragon teeth are ferocious and wild, just like the wildest ink in the calligraphy of everyone. shocking.

Just by looking at it, one can tell that this stone statue is definitely not a good thing.

Qingyan couldn't help frowning, the dragon head and the body, this is by no means an ordinary monster, this is probably...

"Oops! Disciples of Qifeng quickly returned to the sect and told the elders that there is a big monster haunting here!"