I'm dressed as a thunder robbery

Chapter 1 Thunder is the purpose of our system

Above the ground are mountains, above the mountains are trees, above the trees are clouds, and above the clouds is the rising sun.

The morning sun shone on Xie Tingyun's eyes, he stretched out his hand to block it, but the light still flowed out from between his fingers.

Xie Tingyun had never felt so lighthearted. He clearly remembered that he was still reading novels on his mobile phone last night, stayed up until the early morning, and was very tired all over.

He tried his best to open his eyes and began to examine the surrounding environment. Suddenly, a crisp mechanical sound came from his ears, as if he had undergone voice-changing processing.

"Welcome the host to the book world of "The Immortal Master of Cultivation of Immortals Falls in Love with Me"! I am Leijie System No. 001, and I will serve you wholeheartedly!" The voice seemed to come from his mind, and it melted on his forehead. A red dot appeared, and a flash of white light flew out.

The ball of white light fluttered leisurely and stopped in front of his eyes.

Xie Tingyun stared blankly at the white light and thought for a moment, then said: "You must be sick."

No, it's impossible.How could it be his turn to go through a book? He has never won a lottery for Weibo forwarding.

What the hell is this "The Immortal Master of Cultivation of Immortals Falls in Love with Me", isn't it the stupid novel he read before going to bed last night?

Last night he finished reading it while swearing and crying, and it was put into the book the next day.This tells us not to read novels at night.

Otherwise, it is possible to pass through.

He rubbed his forehead, then sat cross-legged on the ground...

on the ground...

"??? Where's the ground?" Xie Tingyun touched for a long time but couldn't touch the solid ground, surrounded by clouds and mist, it looked like he was floating in mid-air.

And his body also seemed to have turned into a phantom, which could only be seen vaguely.

"Hold on a second, host. You are not in a physical state yet, but just a cloud of thunder. You can slowly recover your physical body after completing the mission." The white light flickered in front of his eyes, trying to increase his sense of existence.

Xie Tingyun raised his eyes in doubt and said, "What task? Why should I complete your task?"

"Let's do it, host, soon!" Bai Guang rubbed against him fawningly, but was ruthlessly waved away by Xie Tingyun.

"The host, the host, can not only restore the body, but the gold coins obtained from the mission can also be exchanged for items in the mall!" As soon as the system finished speaking, a glittering golden interface popped up in front of Xie Tingyun's eyes.

It reads: First Grade Purple Spirit Pill, Ancient Heavenly Demon Giant Axe, Top Grade Flash Talisman...

Xie Tingyun carelessly swiped twice, and said "That's it?": "Can you guys have something new, it's something from decades ago, right?"

But his finger suddenly stopped on a product.

The ultimate somersault cloud!The star Monkey King endorses, pure monkey taste, a somersault for thousands of miles, an artifact of transportation, you deserve it!

It says so.

Xie Tingyun pointed at this thing, and looked at Bai Guang expressionlessly: "Is this a fake?"

When Bai Guang heard his words, his tone suddenly became fierce: "Small shop and small business, I will never sell fake products, and I will pay ten thousand for a fake!"

Hearing this, Xie Tingyun nodded leisurely, and glanced at another product:

The five tiger generals gift pack, summon the five tigers to fight for you at one time, buy it quickly!

What the hell, did the Five Tigers buy it in a package?Are you sure you guys are Xianxia novels?

"Yes host, our Thunder Tribulation System is designed to make this novel more exciting." Bai Guang leaned over with a flattering smile, as if he could hear Xie Tingyun's complaints.

Xie Tingyun: ...

Xie Tingyun: "Then why do you want me to turn into a thundercloud?"

Bai Guang coughed dryly twice and said, "Because the traversal system is not perfect yet, there is no way for you to board on a human being."

"All right, all right." Although this system seems unreliable, it is done. If you don't do what it says, Xie Tingyun will always be a cloud of thunder.

Seeing that Xie Tingyun had accepted the facts graciously, Bai Guang finally breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Next, please accept the task!"

As soon as he heard that there was a mission, Xie Tingyun moved over to look curiously, a huge screen popped up and almost blinded him.

"..." mmp.

After the eyes slowed down, the words on the screen could be seen clearly. It was marked with a personal name in a form, followed by many words.

For example, Hu Haiyan, the ancestor of Xuansimen.

"Host, host, these names are the people you are going to kill today. They are about to cross the catastrophe, please be sure to finish all of them within today." The white light flickered in front of his eyes, but was ignored by Xie Tingyun.

More than ten names...

I suddenly felt that being a thundercloud was not bad.

"Host! Absolutely no! If you don't strike the thunder calamity, there will be many people in this world who can become immortals without obstacles, and then the world will collapse!" Tears sell miserably.

This system is quite humanized, but it is the kind of humanization that is not easy to use.

Xie Tingyun slowly floated to the place where he was going to cross the thunder disaster according to its request, ready to attack people.

Since ancient times, thunder calamity has always been the greatest disaster for those who desire to ascend. Countless people lost their cultivation because of thunder calamity, and what's more, their bodies died and their souls disappeared.But one cannot become a fairy without crossing the thunder calamity.

There are more than a dozen people who are going to cross the tribulation, almost all of them are master-level immortal cultivators from all over the world.

From this point, one can imagine how unscientific the setting of this comprehension continent is, so many people have reached the stage of crossing the catastrophe, but none of them can successfully cross the catastrophe!

Xie Tingyun was quite speechless, he remembered that in the end only the hero and heroine of this book ascended to become real immortals.

The male protagonist is an extremely powerful immortal in this continent, who has created some sect, and the female protagonist is his apprentice. The master and apprentice have a deep love affair, and you chase after each other, but this abuser is unilaterally abusing the female protagonist.

In the original book, the male lead is indifferent and ruthless, and only has the righteous way of cultivation No. 1 in his heart. Because the female lead was possessed by demons, he even killed her.

The abusive Xie Tingyun at the time wanted to beat up these two idiots, why didn't they tell each other when they obviously liked each other!

Just as he was recalling, his train of thought was interrupted by the system that turned into white light beside him: "Attention to the host, your thunder calamity is very powerful, please don't use lightning at will."

Great power?Xie Tingyun hadn't planned to let go of thunder at will, but now that he mentions it, he feels itchy in his heart.

"Can I blow up the sea?" Without waiting for the system to agree, Xie Tingyun stretched out his finger and pointed to an uninhabited sea area passing by. Blooming like a big snow-white flower.

As powerful as a nuclear bomb.

Xie Tingyun was speechless, and retracted the finger resentfully, pretending not to hear the frequent reminders from the system.

Well... so strong, he didn't install a system at all, he installed a fucking cheat!

"Host, host! Don't let the thunder calamity happen at will!" The system hastily reminded him.

Xie Tingyun looked at the system, and seriously suspected that this little thing was some kind of villain, and deliberately asked him to open a cheat to disrupt the plot of the story.

"No, no, our Thunder Tribulation system is so thunderous just to increase the controversy of the article, you understand black and red."

The white light of the system was always spying on his inner thoughts, which slightly made Xie Tingyun unhappy, and he secretly muttered in his heart: Then if I hack the system, will it also increase the controversy of the article?

system:?

System: The host I'm looking for is violent, what should I do, I'm waiting online!

One cloud and one system finally arrived at the location of the person who was going to cross the catastrophe. It was a cliff specially set up for this powerful person to cross the catastrophe.

Under the careful guidance of the system, Xie Tingyun aimed at that powerful man, and a bolt of lightning struck down, piercing through the mountain...

"My God...he won't die." Doesn't it mean that if you can't pass the tribulation, you just can't ascend?This power will not kill people! !

The system calmly said: "The great power during the tribulation period will not die easily." After speaking, he led Xie Tingyun to the next location of the tribulation.

Along the way, Xie Tingyun went from being worried and guilty at the beginning to being insensitive later, and he transformed into a ruthless thunder machine.

Until he hit the last person, Xie Tingyun finally saw the dawn of the end.

Very good!He will be able to recover soon, Xie Tingyun flew over excitedly, and was stopped by the system at a verdant hilltop.

The top of this hill is flat, filled with a large blue lake, reflecting the clear color of the sky, and beside the lake stands a magnificent palace, like a heavenly palace, surrounded by clouds and mist on the top of the hill.

Xie Tingyun looked at the system, and the system immediately scanned the mountain seriously, and then said: "Hold on a second, the host, this person has not yet reached the tribulation period, and he can split in about two hours."

Your words really seem to be like the executioner waiting to beheaded at three quarters in the afternoon.Xie Tingyun twitched the corners of his mouth silently, and then waited with it on this hilltop.

Xie Tingyun, who was anxious to recover his body, was suffering for half an hour and almost wanted to rush down and chop that person ahead of time.

After an unknown period of time, finally, a man came out from the palace on the top of the mountain.

The man was dressed in white and carried a long sword. He walked to the lake in a leisurely manner, and took out some food from his arms to feed the birds.

His brows were calm and gentle, but there was a hint of indifference. Standing quietly by the lake, he seemed to blend in with this picture of the lake and the sky.

Xie Tingyun was stunned for two seconds. What made people amazed was not how handsome this person's face was, but the temperament of this person's whole body, which was completely different from those other ancestors in the Tribulation Period.

As soon as he saw him, a thought popped into his mind.

This person should be a god in the sky, only gods can have such a ethereal figure.

It wasn't until the system's untimely voice interrupted Xie Tingyun's trance that he recovered from the amazed look.

"Host host! System error! This person shouldn't be on the list for crossing the catastrophe!!" The panicked voice of the system successfully attracted Xie Tingyun's attention.

He subconsciously opened the list of crossing the catastrophe, the last one, with two big characters shining brightly on it, blinded Xie Tingyun's eyes.

Qingyan, the third elder of Yuan Zhenzong.

Xie Tingyun has a problem, that is, after reading a bad novel, he can't even remember the name of the main character, but once he sees these two words appear, he will immediately recall them.

Damn, isn't this the perverted immortal in "The Immortal of Cultivation of Immortals Falls in Love with Me"?

It is said that he is abnormal because this person is too ruthless, he only cares about cultivation and ascension, and doesn't care about emotional matters at all.

The heroine has not loved him for many years, and the two fell in love and killed each other.It wasn't until the male lead ascended to the top that the female lead decided not to love this man again. After realizing the truth and unraveling the tribulation of love, this girl also ascended.

But after ascension, the male protagonist found that he had already been moved by the female protagonist and developed a love root.

Xie Tingyun has abandoned the article when he saw this, since he has already developed a root of love, why didn't you wake up when others looked down on you.

So Xie Tingyun didn't know whether the two were together or not in the end.

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