That monk has a dragon [Rebirth]

"I don't wear them! Where did you get these clothes?!"

The remote alley was full of wooden bamboo baskets, forming a sheltered place. A light blue dress was thrown out of it, accompanied by a few scolding sounds.

It was getting dusk, and there were fewer and fewer pedestrians on the street, and no one would notice the dark and narrow alleys.

Lingjun bent down, picked up the clothes on the ground, stuffed them back, sighed softly, and said: "Since we don't want to reveal our whereabouts blatantly, we will naturally disguise ourselves to lure snakes out of their holes."

"You want me to dress up as a woman, so why not go up the mountain to catch the monster with great fanfare, we two are afraid that we won't be able to catch that monster?" Si Huai snorted twice, and threw the clothes out again.

"Of course we don't have to be afraid of him, but Lancang Mountain is so big, where can we find his whereabouts? The girl captured by him doesn't care about life and death, so she can't act rashly." Lingjuan said slowly, and then stuffed the clothes past.

"There are thousands of ways to lure him out, why do you want me to dress up as a woman?!" Si Huaiyue became more and more annoyed when he said that, he threw the clothes stuffed in his hands on Lingjun's body, and said angrily, "I won't wear them! I will wear them." You wear it yourself!"

He, Si Huai, is a face-seeking dragon who has his own temples in many places. To lure a monster out dressed as a woman, wouldn't it be a joke to spread the word.

"Since the monster kidnapped the young girl, a young and beautiful woman appeared in the city. Naturally, it is possible to lure him out. I would like to do these dangerous things by myself, but I am a three-year-old monk, wearing a skirt You don’t look like a girl either, you have both the appearance of a celestial being and magic tricks, put on a woman’s attire and change a little..."

Lingjun racked his brains to think of something to please, hugged the clothes in his arms, poked his head to look inside, and asked, "I really don't want to?"

"Humph!"

"Forget it if you don't want to. See if you can meet someone from the Immortal Sect in the city. Find a daring female monk to pretend to be an ordinary girl. You and I will secretly protect and see if you can lure them out."

Lingjun sighed embarrassingly, and was about to turn around and go out with the clothes in his arms, when a voice of "Wait" suddenly came out, but Si Huai didn't reach out, and the clothes were pulled over by a force.

There was a rustle of clothes rubbing against the wooden boards, and within a short while, Si Huai, who was wearing a light blue corset skirt, moved out, with a gloomy face, and was about to curse when he saw the spirit waiting outside. Jun was stunned for a moment.

Lingjun did not know when he had changed out of his monk's robes, and was dressed in indigo-colored attire. His bare head was wrapped several layers with a cloth scarf, and he put on a black-out hat, so he couldn't see the appearance of a monk at all.

Si Huai once imagined that the fair and clean monk Lingjun would be extremely handsome if he had grown hair. Now, although he just covered his head with a cloth towel and changed into layman's clothes, he looked more plump than the previous loose monk's robe. God handsome.

It's just that this outfit looks familiar... It seems that he once wore it.

"Hmph!" Si Huai didn't care about why Lingjun was wearing his clothes, he gave Lingjun a sullen look, and cursed angrily, "You didn't even choose the wrong size, did you figure it out?"

Although he was a little shorter than the monk Lingjun, he still looked like a grown man, standing out on the street was very eye-catching.

"It was originally picked for you..." Lingjun looked at his slightly angry expression and hurriedly smiled. After carefully examining him up, down, left, and right, he still felt something was wrong, and said tentatively: "Your eyebrows and eyes are not enough. Soft, use a trick to change..."

"Lingjun!" Si Huai called out his name sadly.

Lingjun's gaze didn't dodge, Si Huai stared at his own reflection in his eyes, and after a long silence, he turned his back and squeezed the formula, wiped it on his face indiscriminately, and hurried to Go outside the alley.

"Where are you going?" Lingjun picked up the clothes he threw on the ground and followed with a smile.

Si Huai stopped at the entrance of the alley, turned around and gave him a hard look, and said angrily, "Go drink!"

Moyang City has been strictly inspected recently, and there are many fewer foreigners coming and going. Many wine shops still have a lot of empty seats at night, and the shopkeepers are so anxious that they stand on the street to attract customers.

Si Huai pretended to be a graceful young girl, and walking with a tall man like Lingjun was very eye-catching. Along the way, he met several guys who went to the tavern, and finally chose a lively place to settle down.

Most of the people staying in the inn at night were travelers, merchants, monks and monks. Lingjun and Si Huai, a man and a "female", walked into the inn, and the surrounding eyes focused on them.

Si Huai followed Lingjun slowly, sighed with anger in his heart, stared at his back and beat and scolded him a hundred times in his heart, and didn't have time to answer the whispering people around him.

He, a fairy who came to catch monsters, doesn't have that kind of carelessness. Handsome young men should be carefully watched in case they are transformed by monsters, and beautiful girls should also be carefully watched in case the man transformed by monsters will give him a hand. kidnapped.

At some point, Lingjun touched the purse on Si Huai's body, took out a piece of silver and put it on the counter, and said softly, "I want a room, and some wine and food... both meat and vegetables."

"Hey..." The clerk behind the counter cast a hesitant glance at Si Huai behind him, reached out to pick up the silver, and put it down again as if it was burning his hands.

"What's the matter?" Looking at him, Lingjun couldn't help being a little funny, turned around and looked around, and asked, "I don't think your lobby is full of guests, are the guest rooms full?"

"No...not...just..." The man looked at the shiny silver on the table, hesitated for a while, and then asked timidly, "Excuse me, what is the relationship between the young master and this girl?"

"Huh?" Lingjun was puzzled for a moment, and then realized that he was talking about Si Huai, and replied casually, "This is my sister..."

"Sister?" Si Huai didn't know when he had already stuck behind him, and stretched out his hand to pinch his waist.

Lingjun snorted in pain, smiled uncomfortably at the shop assistant, quickly settled his words in his mind, and explained: "Well... I thought he was shy for a lady who hadn't been through the door, but I didn't expect him to be unwilling .”

"It's like this..." The store clerk, with a strange look, accepted the money on the table with peace of mind, turned around and took a bunch of keys from the wall, and led them to the guest house on the second floor, exhorting them as they walked: "The two of you should not be from Moyang. Our place has not been peaceful recently. There are monsters who specialize in robbing beautiful women. You must take good care of the little lady."

"Monster?" Lingjun pretended to be surprised, and asked a few more words following his words.

The store clerk was very warm-hearted, he repeated what he had said to countless guests, and finally sent them to the guest room, not forgetting to tell them to be careful again.

What he said was not much different from what Si Huai asked from the little girl before. It was true that there were monsters who took the form of young men and kidnapped the young girls in the city. That's why there were many monks in the city, and the gates of the city were opened early. Closed and strictly interrogated, dare not let people of unknown origin enter the city.

The monster changed into a different shape every time, and it was impossible to tell the difference. Picking up the beautiful girl who was alone, she was swept away by a gust of wind, and she couldn't catch up. The day before yesterday, one was taken away at the entrance of this inn, and she was chased out. The monks of the immortal family came back in the middle of the night, their bodies were covered with the mud and dead leaves on the mountain, and they couldn't rescue them.

There was a light knock on the door of the room, and the warm-hearted man came in with the food and wine, and put them on the table one by one. He gave Lingjun another instruction, and caught a glimpse of the gloomy expression of the "little lady" next to him, Then he hurriedly closed the door and went out.

Hearing the footsteps outside, Lingjun went downstairs, then began to fiddle with the bowls and chopsticks on the table, and sighed softly: "It seems that this monster is quite tricky."

Si Huai pushed open the window and looked at the completely dark sky, and responded perfunctorily, standing by the window and letting the cold wind outside blow on him.

"What's the matter? Are you still angry?" Lingjun took the cup and filled it for him, then tapped on the table, and said, "You heard it too, that monster will change its appearance, and run away after capturing a woman. No cultivator can catch up to him, and we may not be able to catch up with him, so it's better to lure him out..."

"Who is your unmarried lady?" Si Huai asked with a dark face, turning his head and staring at his face.

"What?" Lingjun suspected that he had heard it wrong. Looking at Si Huai's serious expression, it took him a while to react, and said with a smile, "You don't want to talk about brothers and sisters. I want a room. If you say it's just a friend, then Don’t those monks think of me as a monster who has changed into a human form?”

Listening to his explanation, Si Huai felt that it made some sense, but then he realized that something was wrong. He clearly asked why the "lady" was him and not Lingjun.

Seeing that his expression was troubled, Lingjun didn't intend to make him think about these nonsense anymore, so he stepped forward and pulled him to the table to sit down, and pushed the wine glass towards him.

"Don't you want to drink? A big pot is always enough."

"Not enough!" Si Huai interrupted him bluntly, a malicious smile finally appeared on the corner of his mouth, he raised the wine glass and placed it in front of Lingjun, "You drink this glass of wine, I don't care if you let me I pretended to be a girl."

"Qi Zhou!" Lingjun frowned when he heard his words, and called his name in a deep voice.

"I know you want to tell me that monks don't drink alcohol, but it's not like you haven't."

That day at Minghua Temple, not only robbed him of his wine, but also knocked him down, breaking one of the Buddhist precepts and giving one away.

"Don't drink? Then you should drink it like this?" Si Huai took up the wine glass and drank all the wine, but just kept it in his mouth. His body, which was sitting crookedly, suddenly straightened up, leaned over and pressed on Lingjun, holding He pressed his face to his lips, wanting to transfer the wine in his mouth to him.

Lingjun didn't expect him to do such a move, he stared wide-eyed for a while, tasted a hint of spicy taste in his mouth, then hurriedly pushed the person on him away, and scolded: "Si Qizhou!"

He would only call him that when he was angry, such as when he went back to the place of fireworks and broke the door to fight him away.

Si Huai swallowed a mouthful of the wine in his mouth, and it was so hot that his throat burned a little before he realized what he was doing.

Although Lingjun violated the Buddhist precepts to be with him, he was still a monk after all, and he still obeyed the precepts and rules of Minghua Temple. He was joking, beating and scolding every day, and almost forgot who he was.

Seeing that Lingjun was offended, Si Huai didn't know what to say for a while, he glanced at the expression of the person opposite him carefully, saw that he was eating the food without saying a word, and then let go of his raised heart a little bit, He lowered his head and drank the wine.

The wine in Moyang City is famously strong and has a lot of stamina. Si Huai poured down a pot without making a sound. With an unnatural blush on his face, he lay down on the table drunkenly and dozed off.

"Qi Zhou..." Lingjun patted him on the back lightly, sighed helplessly, wanted to help him onto the bed, looked back at the thin quilts on the bed, turned around and went to the closet next to him to pick up the store Thick quilt as the guy said.

As soon as the door of the cabinet was opened, there was a "squeak" sound from the closed window, and the cold night wind poured in from the window.

Si Huai, who was dozing on his stomach on the table, had disappeared. The sound of a heavy object falling to the ground could be heard outside the window. Lingjuan quickly walked two steps to the window, and saw Si Huai staggeringly stood up from the ground, crooked walking in one direction.

The tense body relaxed, Lingjun secretly scolded Si Huai in his heart for being drunk and dishonest, turned around to take a coat, and then flipped it out of the window.

Si Huai didn't go far, squatting under the wall of a family's courtyard, talking to himself, not knowing what he was muttering.

Lingjun draped the coat he brought over him, patted him on the shoulder lightly, and coaxed: "It's cold at night in winter, come back with me."

"Wait a minute, Xiao Hei is inside..." Si Huai looked up at him pitifully, then reached out and patted the courtyard wall against which he was leaning.

"Xiao Hei? Who is Xiao Hei?"

"Hush!" Si Huai stretched out his hand in a silent gesture, and lowered his voice, "Listen! There's a dog barking inside!"

"..." Lingjun breathed back the raised breath, and continued to coax: "Yes, Xiao Hei wants you to go back to sleep quickly, don't disturb it's rest."

"Oh!" Si Huai patted his hand away impatiently, and said seriously: "Xiao Hei asked me to take him away, can you help me steal it?"

"Stealing...not good!" Lingjun refused straight away, and his complexion darkened again.

"Lingjun..." Si Huai rubbed his dizzy head, took his hand and shook it in front of him, and begged in a low voice, "Steal it out for me...otherwise I won't leave, I'll fight it here talk all night."

"What can you talk to a dog all night?" Lingjun suddenly laughed angrily, shook his head and said, "Forget it, I'll go talk to the owner and borrow the dog to tell you Let's talk overnight and send it back tomorrow."

Seeing his agreement, Si Huai let go of his hand with a "hehe" laugh, and urged him to climb over the wall and go in.

Lingjun looked up at the wall that was as high as the two of them, and looked back and forth, but couldn't see the door of this family, so he sighed again, took a few steps back and used his strength to climb onto the high wall.

There was indeed a dog under the courtyard wall. Seeing the sudden head, it staggered back in fright, and then barked louder.

"Qi Zhou, it's not Xiao Hei, it's Xiao Huang. You still want to..." Ling Jun looked down and wanted to confirm with Si Huai again, but stopped before finishing a sentence.

The streets below were empty, and there was no sign of Si Huai.

The author has something to say: Scumbag authors are not good at writing interactions, I don’t know if this is considered sweet hahahahaha

Let's go steal the dog! !

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