Gu Qingci

[Lightning warning: This episode is nonsensical, less logical, and non-ancient drama script, please enter with caution]

Hai Yusheng: Warmly welcome everyone to come to the first Daxing Fan Meeting in Yanhuang Mainland!Today, with great excitement, we solemnly invited the third head of the family in Daxing, Emperor Lingkong Liu Yueying and her only imperial husband Yang Li, to be our guests!Where are the cheers!

Audience: (screams one after another) Whoa, whoa, whoa!ah ah ah -

Haihai: Welcome to the stage, both of you!

Yang Lu: (with a calm expression) Hello everyone~

Liu Yueying: (speechless) Good.

Hai: Please take a seat, both of you, without further ado, let's start our fan Q&A today!Today's questions are mainly from small notes sent by loyal fans, let's look at the first...

Yang Lu: Wait a moment, host.

Hai: It's the host!

Yang Hui: Okay, host, my wife seems to be a little uncomfortable sitting on it, can you change this rattan bench?

Hai: (wiping sweat) I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the factory management hastened to replace the rattan chair with the extended Stockholm leather sofa!

[The factory workers lowered their heads and quickly changed the sofa. 】

Hai: Finally, we can look at the first question of today!The first question is for His Majesty, may I do 1 again after His Majesty recovers?

silence.

Hai: (laughing awkwardly) I didn't expect the first question to be so explosive. Haha, that... If it's not convenient to answer, let's see the next one...

Liu Yueying: What is 1?

Yang Li: Ma'am, it's you who suppress me~

Liu Yueying: Oh this, do you think so?

Yang Li: Hmm...how should I put it...Madam enjoys it so much every time, my fingers and wrists are so sore every time...

Liu Yueying: Got it.

Liu Yueying wrapped her arms around her wrist, feeling threatening.

Hai: (Continues to laugh awkwardly) The second question is for His Majesty.May I ask why you were called "Mrs. Liu" instead of "Mrs. Yang" after you abdicated?

Yang Lu: Yes, why can't it be Mrs. Yang! ! !

Liu Yueying: Get lost.

Yang Lu: QuQ is good, if you don’t say it, don’t say it, what are you doing...

Hai: May I ask why you two fell in love with each other?

Yang Li: Talented, wise and calm, with a strong heart, good-looking, fragrant and soft, and the favorite of the Daxing Group, so outstanding, it's hard not to like it.

Hai: What the hell is it fragrant and soft? May I ask why your majesty likes Yangli?

Liu Yueying: Stupid.

Hai: (wiping off sweat) Well... Your Majesty doesn't seem to be telling the truth, kid Yang Li seems to be starting to feel sad.

Liu Yueying: (glances at Yang Liulu) Good-looking, and stupid.

Hai: ...All right.Who of the two fell in love with whom first?

Yang Lu: You don't have to ask, it must be me!

Liu Yueying: Not necessarily.

Hai: Thinking about it, it's not necessarily true.The next question is finally for Prime Minister Yang alone, may I ask why did you hate Liu Yuehua in the first place?

Yang Ling: I hate it now too!She is a concubine, she keeps calling "Sister Huangjie" from morning to night, and is always clinging to my wife.

Liu Yueying: You can also go to Sticky Wind Three.

Yang Lu: I don't want it, what a stinky man.

Hai: How does Your Majesty view Liu Yuehua?

Liu Yueying: That's it, um.

Hai: Are you worried that your younger sister will not do well after she ascends the throne, which will damage Daxing?

Liu Yueying: Don't worry, it has nothing to do with me anyway.As long as she is happy.

Hai: (wiping sweat) Your Majesty is really indifferent, haha.So what does His Majesty think of Wen Jiu?

Liu Yueying: Speaking of which, has Wen Jiu's name been settled yet?

Yang Lu: It's settled, I'm getting angry when I talk about this, Liu Yuehua named Wen Jiu "Liu Muqing", what does that mean?The moon waxes and wanes, everyone knows that "clear" means the moon is bright, and your name has collided again, is she really interested in you?

Liu Yueying: As long as she is happy.

Hai: How does Master Yang think of Wen Jiu?

Yang Li: She is a cute little girl. I hope she will grow up strong and change her name soon.

Hai: ...OK.What's your favorite part of each other's body?

Yang Lu: Eyes!

Liu Yueying: Ears and waist.

Hai: Why do you like it?

Yang Hui: Her eyes are so beautiful, most people dare not look directly at them, and others would tremble three times when they stare at them; after so many years, I think her eyes still feel weak...

Liu Yueying: The ears can be bitten and pulled, and the waist is relatively thin, so it is comfortable to hug.

Hai: Oh my god, who asked the following question... The two of you seem to be relatively conservative in the dragon bed movement. Have you considered using some tools to unlock different movements?

Yang Lu: (blushing)... I'm afraid she won't be able to bear the tools.

Liu Yueying: (pinching her fingers) The Ministry of Internal Affairs has prepared some for me, I can try it next time.

Yang Lu: When did OO happen?Why don't I know? ?

Hai: Do you take a shower after exercising?

Yang Ling: Of course.

Liu Yueying: She is lustful and lustful, and she didn't have time to wash before.

Hai: Favorite color?

Yang wisp: Zhenghong.

Liu Yueying: Xuan Qing.

Hai: Favorite food?

Yang Lu: I'm not picky about food, Madam likes sweets, can't you imagine?There are a lot of candied candies hidden in her royal table, hehe.

Liu Yueying: Say a few words less and no one will think you are dumb.

Hai: Favorite thing?

Yang Ling: Books and documents!

Liu Yueying: Yang Ling.

Hai: Haha, it turns out that Lord Yang is something in His Majesty's heart.What do you both care about each other the most?

Yang Lu: I hold my thoughts and things to myself, and never tell me.

Liu Yueying: Sha Yu likes her.

Hai: Is there any unique skill?

Yang Lu: Playing the flute and flirting with girls at the same time, does that count?

Liu Yueying: You can see ten lines at a glance in the documents.What girl are you flirting with?

Yang Lu: (flattering) Of course it's you, madam.

Hai: What about the unique skill on the dragon bed?

Yang Lu: ...the fingers are not sore?

Liu Yueying: Refuse to answer.

Yang Lu: Madam's unique skill should be fragrant and soft, it's terribly soft.

Liu Yueying: (shame and annoyed) Shut up!

Hai: Yes, yes, our next question is to Mrs. Yang, how are Yan Xiyang and the others doing recently?

Yang Lu: Yan Xi just sent me a letter a few days ago that he will come to Shuiloutai next month.Xiaozhi has been obsessed with health care recently, and wrote a lot of hair care tips, and brought them along... Actually, my hair grows very fast after I cut it, but Yue Liu Yueying discovered it.She blamed herself for a long time.

Hai: Then where is Lord Yang's master, do you know?

Yang Li: Master, he came to find me specially when he heard about the national funeral, but he met Yueying directly, and was a little scared QuQ...

Liu Yueying: Your master is in good spirits, but he is a drunkard, so he drank all the jars of peach blossom wine I left for you.

Yang Li: Ahhh, what? !

Hai: Is there any place you want to go in particular?

Yang Lu: I want to take my wife through Daxing all over again!

Liu Yueying: Dongshan.

Yang Ling: Huh?Never heard you say you want to go there.

Liu Yueying: I owe you, little worry.

Hai: Do you think each other has done the most hurtful thing?

Yang Wei: (Suddenly silent)...

Liu Yueying: (at a loss) Xiaoli, I... well, I'm retiring now, and I won't ever do it again, really.

Yang Lu: Well, good.You still have to control Liu Yuehua and tell her not to make things difficult for me.

Liu Yueying: She dares!

Hai: (laughing awkwardly) It suddenly became a little heavy haha, what will happen if the two of you are ignoring each other because of some trivial matters now?

Yang Lu: (without hesitation) Annihilation of grievances with one shot!

Liu Yueying: ...

Hai: The last question, may I ask why Master Yang held back every time he wanted to kiss His Majesty when he returned to the palace?

Yang Li: (again in danger) Ah, this...

Liu Yueying: What do you mean, Yang Li, you endured it more than once?

Yang Hui: No, no, I haven’t seen you for a long time, and then so many things happened between us...

Liu Yueying: Do you dislike me for being older than you and turning ugly?

Yang Hui: No! ! !

Liu Yueying: (sneering) If that's the case, you can go to the woodshed to rest from today on.

Yang Li: No, no, I was wrong!Madam, you are magnificent, unparalleled in the world, and overwhelming!

Hai: Thank you very much for your participation, this fan meeting is over~

Liu Yueying stood up with a cold face, without looking back.Yang Yun's complexion was filled with pig's liver, and he hurriedly ran down to chase his wife.

Haihai: It looks like a beautiful day, goodbye everyone!