Gu Qingci

A few days ago, Yang Yu went to a teahouse to listen to an opera, and during the break, he heard two folk artists chatting.

A: "Hey, you know, the ninth day of March this year is a day to tease people, we must find some way to make people believe some false things, scaring people is the best."

B: "I seem to have heard of it, but I haven't played tricks on anyone. What if it really scares people?"

A: "You don't understand. We must make fun of each other on that day, so that we can celebrate the ninth day of March! This festival comes from the west. I also heard from a friend who is far away that the west Call this April Fool's Day."

B: "Is it as lively as New Year's Eve?"

A: "Not so good!"

So Yang Li took it seriously in his heart, thinking that there are still two days until the ninth day of March, how can he play tricks on people?Who should I play tricks on?After thinking about it...

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On the ninth night of March, Chaofeng Palace.

Liu Yueying returned to the bedroom after finishing the political affairs, and felt that the atmosphere was not right as soon as she entered the door.Pianqiu went out to buy things in the palace, Wuxia's expression was very strange, it was rare that the emperor could not understand what this little girl was thinking.

After changing clothes, open the curtain and enter the inner room.

I saw a person lying on her dragon bed with the lower body, and the upper body was hanging upside down beside the bed, with his head on the ground and blood all over his body.

Just about to open his mouth to shout that there is an assassin, he carefully saw that the person turned out to be Yang Li.

There was a large pool of blood on the chest, and there was also blood at the corner of the mouth.

"Little worry!" Liu Yueying rushed to Yang Ling's side, her face paled, and she reached out to touch the man's breath.

No breath.

The blood froze all over his body, and he hugged the man's head in his arms and shouted outside: "Come on!"

For a long time, no one responded, and no one came in.

His heart was beating fast, his breathing was hard, his temples were tense and he felt dizzy, and he stretched out his hand to interlock the fingers of the man's hand hanging on the ground, but there was a warm touch on his hand.

what happened?

The lifeless man in his arms suddenly opened his eyes and kissed the emperor's lips.

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In the end, Yang Li's fool planned to relapse Liu Yueying's palpitations.

Kneeling to serve the emperor the medicine, his face looked dejected like a mourning concubine.

"Folk artists are really unreliable..." Master Yang slandered, "Tell Xiaozhi next time, it would be more fun for Xiaozhi to play tricks on Yan Xi." He secretly delighted.

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Author: Master Yang, is it fun to play tricks on the emperor?

Yang Li: (covering her swollen face) Oh, it's so much fun...

Author: How did Maixia deal with it later?

Yang Hui: Her?He was sent to the Laundry Bureau to wash his clothes for three months.