Your Mightiness

"You're not joking?" Although August knew that the possibility was very small, he still couldn't help but want to make sure that the content of his father's words was too shocking, but his father's tone It seems that I just brought a local specialty to my son when I came back from a trip abroad.Uh, the throne of France can be considered a special product of France, yes, but this one, without a semicolon, is a bit too special.

Can a country be inherited casually?No one else has an opinion?How could he become the first heir in line?

"Why can't you be the number one heir?" The Black Prince was surprised to find out that his precious son seemed to have unconsciously formed a very strange three views after not seeing him for many years. This is very dangerous and must be corrected. !

"Because, uh, the king's son is the first heir in line, I think so." August was dumbfounded by his father's upright attitude, why he always felt that he had learned fake history, even if it was something There are differences in local cultures, so the throne can't just be inherited by outsiders, right?

"But you are not an outsider." The Black Prince is trying hard to brainwash his son, making August believe that August is actually more qualified to sit on the throne than the current King of France.

Charles VI is currently reigning in France.Pay special attention, this king is called [Charlie], which is different from Richard II, one starts with C and the other starts with R, two completely different names.The king of France likes to be called Charles, because in the history of France, there was a great emperor named Charlemagne (who also saw Caesar's white stag in the legend); while the king of England prefers to be called Richard, because in England There is a great emperor named Richard (Lionheart King) in the history of China.

This Charles VI, from a blood point of view, is the cousin of the Black Prince.

"Is it?" August didn't understand, yes is yes, no is no, how can it be counted?

The Black Prince spoke eloquently: "Who is his biological mother? There is still a dispute between Britain and France. Anyway, in my opinion, he is lying."

"Oh." August understood, with an expression of nothing his father said.Sitting on the side with his hands on his chin, he opened his posture and listened to the nagging father telling the story of the past.

Nagging dad is really nagging, I wish I could start gossip from Charlemagne.

"My grandfather, that is, your great-grandfather, was the famous handsome man Philip IV." Many kings in France have the title of handsome man. This is a kind of reputation, not just because you are good-looking A handsome man must also have certain achievements and deeds, "Philip IV had four children in his life, and your grandmother, my mother Isabella, was the only girl among them. You know, apart from your grandmother Besides, the other three boys have all been kings of France."

August can say responsibly that he really doesn't know.

How can the brothers take turns sitting in the manor?Don't have any children?

"Yes, because none of them left any heirs." There are many reasons, such as the young legitimate son who was killed a few days after he ascended the throne, or the fact that he likes to dress up his queen more than sleeping with her A bed is better than being out of wedlock and having children.Anyway, for various reasons, the Capetian dynasty lost its children and grandchildren.

When there is no one in the main line of blood, the inheritance right will start to be counted from the side line of blood.

The contenders are Charles VI and the Black Prince.One is the grandson of the handsome Philip IV, and the other is the great-grandson of the brave Philip III, the grandson of Philip IV's brother.

Speaking of which, the brother of Philip IV is also miserable. His father is the king, his brother is the king, and his elder nephew, second nephew, and third nephew are all kings. Only he has devoted his life to seeking a throne. Tribute, France, Constantinople, until the Holy Roman Empire, but never succeeded.To the end of his life, he only saw his own grandson become the king of France.

At that time, the Black Prince was still the king of England, and he had already regarded the throne of France as his own. He meant, isn't this a matter of course?

Women are not allowed to inherit the throne of France, but grandchildren can.

It's his turn to talk about distance and closeness!

However, he was snatched away by Charles VI, a cousin who was born out of nowhere and has a good looks. It is conceivable how unwilling the Black Prince is.The Black Prince did not believe that Charles VI was born out of wedlock.If Charles VI had a child in wedlock, why hadn't he been seen dancing before?The heir to the throne is gone, but he jumped out. How could it be such a coincidence? !

Charles VI was also very wronged. He said that since Philip IV's line has no male heirs, shouldn't he be ranked down from Philip IV's younger brother, that is, his grandfather?His grandfather was not destined to be king, and his father died early. As his father's eldest son, shouldn't it be his turn?

Anyway, France's succession to the throne is a bad debt, and everyone feels that they are very reasonable.

Neither the Black Prince nor Charles VI can convince anyone, so the only option is to fight.While the Black Prince was fighting for his rightful succession, Charles VI wanted to accomplish what his ancestors had been striving for but could never accomplish - to recover from England's "poor" relatives all that had been given away. territory!

Then many things happened, the Black Prince was no longer the king of England, nor did he want to be the king of France, but he wanted his son to be!Charles VI has changed from a wise king to a... crazy, commonly known as a madman, really crazy.

"It's not tabloid nonsense?" August's blue eyes were filled with WTF. He read a newspaper saying that Charles VI had mental problems, and thought it was a tabloid reporter who was talking nonsense and spared no effort to discredit the war opponent. Woolen cloth.I didn't expect it to be true.How could the king be mad?

"Is it strange? The crazy girl Juana is still alive." France and Aragon have been frequently married, and the black prince shrugged. "The sequelae of relatives' marriage. Besides, Charlie is not particularly crazy, and there are normal times."

August has strengthened his inner pursuit of disturbing the gene, and his gene, which carries an unknown number of recessive defects, should not be passed on, so as not to harm future generations. PS: He has reason to believe that he was a fool when he was born, and it should have nothing to do with his mother's dystocia, and it is more likely to be the fault of inbreeding.

"Charles VI wanted to pretend to be crazy and stupid to kill me, but, haha, I'm sorry, not only did I not die, but he beat the shit out of him with less victories and more!"

The Black Prince understated his war in one sentence, emphasizing how he led the army to occupy Paris and captured Charles VI.

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Paris does not have the advanced urban drainage system that London has today. The Black Prince who entered Paris all the way from the suburbs was almost suffocated to death. He felt that the environment in France could be called a biological and chemical weapon. It was his brother Raphael who had the foresight.When he was young, the Black Prince also took refuge in France with his mother Isabella, lived in Fontainebleau Palace, ate snail caviar, and felt the luxury of the French court. His impression of Paris has always been dreamy and beautiful.Now that I revisit the old place, I found out, tsk, that's all.

Cough, continue to say that the Black Prince captured Charles VI.

The cousins, who had been fighting for half a century, finally saw each other. Both of them had gray hair, but Charles VI was frighteningly insane, and the black prince's baldness (caused by Joan's death) seemed to be Natural silver hair, no longer shines with high-spirited effects all the time.

They are clearly brothers, but they have an age gap that looks like uncles and nephews.

"Long time no see, Charlie." The Black Prince said.

"Ah, look how round the moon is outside." Charles VI pointed to the orange sun outside the glass.

The black prince raised his eyebrows. He didn't care whether the other party was really sick again, or just looking for trouble, he just insisted on continuing what he wanted to say: "It's mine, it will be mine after all; no Yours, you can’t force it.”

"The moon, the moon, is like a beautiful lover." Charles VI also sang.

"I know what tricks you are playing," the black prince sneered disdainfully. He signed the defeat treaty in a crazy situation, and the future new king can deny it on the grounds that Charles VI is crazy. The prince thinks so comprehensively, I am really moved. I also have a precious son. I am afraid of losing it in my hands, and afraid of melting in my mouth. You will definitely think that your son is the best, but guess what? ? Your best son left you and ran away, and escaped from Paris overnight, without the slightest plan to control you."

"!!!" Charles VI finally couldn't pretend anymore, "I don't believe it, you are lying to me!"

"You really are pretending, you idiot." There was only indifference in the eyes of the black prince.

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"Father is mighty." When August heard this, he could only applaud and praise, "Charles VI is too deceitful."

"I didn't lie to him." The black prince looked innocent, "The crown prince really ran away."

"...!!!"

Charles VI had a group of children that surpassed the football team lineup. He chose the 11th son as the crown prince after thousands of choices. In the end, the crown prince was despicable and cowardly. Before the enemy army entered Paris Before that, he left his father and wife behind, and ran away overnight under the escort of knights and powerful ministers.

"So, how can such an unfilial son inherit the throne of France? I feel deep sorrow and unworthiness for my 'dear' cousin, and I recommend you who are full of virtue to be the new first heir."

August really didn't know where to start with the words full of slots, so he could only ask, "Has the crown prince been abolished?"

"Not yet, but believe me, my dear, after we negotiate the treaty with France, I will immediately abolish my cousin's unfilial son!" When the black prince said this, he had a complete look on his face. "My son is so good, he will never leave his father and run away" with a proud expression.

The Black Prince has been competing with Charles VI all his life, winning and losing, but nothing has ever given him such a sense of accomplishment.So what if you have a reinforced platoon son?Weight is not quality, take jujube pills.I only have one son, and he is already the best in the universe!

"Well? Do you want to be king of France?"

No 1998, no 998, as long as you nod, the French throne will be brought home!