Your Mightiness

Is it possible for an eight-year-old duke raised in an old castle whom no one knows to bypass everyone and offend a powerful man far away in London without everyone knowing?

It is certainly possible.

Before August had transmigrated into "The Great Lord August", he was just August.A Chinese-English mixed race with a steady score of 59 in English.The father is unknown, and the mother crashed in the plane, it is a tragedy in the world.But he still relied on his tenacious hard work, tenacious willpower, and... his mother's legacy, and his life became an inspirational story.

The story is bound to have twists and turns.

The annoying little goblin who appeared in August's previous life was a chuunibha who always texted him every night.Zhong Erbing insisted that he was an aristocrat of an unknown dynasty in the Middle Ages. He wanted to take revenge on the society and overthrow the decadent feudal rule.

August: ...well, well, you're a second grader, and you're right.

August and this second-year-old patient have never met before, probably because he took a second look in the crowd, and this endless harassment journey began like this.

From the first two text message exchanges, we can see the whole trend of the future dialogue between the two: ——It is not me who is wrong, but the world!

--what?

——This filthy world, destroy it!

--Oh.

Well, the word "harassment" is not very accurate. The short days of the second illness are far from disturbing August.On the contrary, after a long time of communication, August couldn't help but have exchanges, and gradually developed a good habit of flirting with the second disease, using five words, four beauties, eight honors and eight shame to resist the other party's shame The high-speed second-year remarks greatly enriched August's amateur entertainment life.

If you have to ask August why he got nervous with the second disease, then August will definitely not be able to answer.It's like he doesn't know why the second disease is like identifying him, and only texts him.

Visually, the second child on the other side of the phone is not very old, and he is a very interesting kid to tease.

As soon as the other party "falls ill", August will persuade the other party to study hard and reduce the number two. This time, your teacher has given less homework on weekends, right?

Then the other party will return a string of ellipsis.

August likes the way the other party can't kill him and gnash his teeth at him. =V=

then……

Then August passed into this strange dynasty in England that he had never heard of. Facing the tears now and the water in his mind in the past, August could only keep smiling and tell himself that it turned out that There is such a parallel world that is half overhead.

After quietly eating his "brunch" in bed, August got out of bed and changed into a more formal dress for meeting guests under the service of his personal servant.He doesn't know how to call his clothes in Chinese, he only knows that in English it is "Pourpoint", a kind of clothing exclusively for men that emerged in the fourteenth and fifteenth centuries in the West.

Thinking about it is also a bitter tear. The first men's clothing in the west of the world did not appear until the fourteenth century, which is not very good-looking.

August racked his brains, but he could only find such terrible words as "men's tights" in his shallow vocabulary to describe this kind of men's clothing.As the name suggests, the biggest feature of this dress is... tight and close-fitting.In the beginning, this kind of clothing was only used by knights to wear under their armor. After a day of hard training, it was a pleasure to take off the armor and reveal the toned muscle lines.

After evolving into everyday clothing, the clothes have undergone considerable changes, not the ones that look better.

The front-open jacket is deliberately decorated with folded satin on the chest, striving for a feeling of bulging (why???).The sleeves are extremely narrow and close to the body, with buttons from the cuffs all the way to the elbows, mostly gems and pearls.In order to show the lofty status of the nobility, which is different from the common people (according to the documents of the House of Commons, any knight below the lord and ordinary people must wear clothes of sufficient length), the hem of the jacket is only above the hip line, and it must be matched with trousers.

In fact, if it is only up to this point, it is just a French shirt + trousers, Auguste will accept it without any objection.

But the terrible thing is... Influenced by the aesthetic heresy of France, men's trousers that are popular in England today have also become skinny.August didn't know what other people thought, but he didn't like seeing men in leggings anyway.Not to mention that men's trousers in the Middle Ages were integrated with shoes, with leather soles, and a pair of bottomless boots on the outside.Anyway, it is the strangeness and trouble that people who have not worn it can't imagine in this life.

Relying on his young age and being a Duke, he has the final say on the entire castle and even the nearby counties, so August was able to get rid of this terrible attire.

But now that the king's emissary is coming, August has to show "more respect for the king" (as the old steward said).

August had no choice but to put on the aristocratic costume reluctantly, and the housekeeper added another tight-fitting coat on the grounds that "it's winter and the weather is cold". His ears were covered, and August wondered if anyone could see the back of his head when looking from behind.

The matching of clothing colors is full of medieval romance and imagination, which is very in line with the bright and relaxed identity of children.

It was even a bit too imaginative at first—the old butler originally planned to put on August a pair of trousers with different colors on the left and right legs.On the basis that the color of his coat is already different.

"Put it away, we can still be friends!" August wrote his resistance on his face.

"But this kind of different color matching is very popular now." The butler is still earnestly speaking, although he is old, it does not affect his heart of pursuing trends at all.He felt that His Excellency of their family must be on the cutting edge of fashion!

Standing in front of the golden obsidian mirror, August's complexion wrinkled exaggeratedly as if he had eaten sour grapes. Because of his excitement, his fair cheeks were even slightly flushed, like roses floating in milk. Petal: "But it's not popular for me, it wasn't in the past, it's not in the present, and it won't be in the future!"

In the end, the master and servant took a step back, and August agreed to wear the clothes he was wearing now, while the old butler reluctantly put away his pursuit of No. 1 medieval color contrast.Under the strong support of Auguste's good looks, the two compromised and came up with an outfit that was quite satisfactory to each other. No matter how ugly and strange the clothing style was, it could not hide the flaws, and it reflected Auguste's natural aristocratic pride. vividly.

While changing clothes, the old butler asked August for his thoughts on placing the king's envoy.

"Where do you want to entertain him?"

August is admiring the daily training of the knights and trainee knights beside the atrium greenhouse behind the glass window at this time. His naked upper body is full of strength and beauty, wantonly swaying sweat and youth. This is August's fixed-point program , the kind that you never get tired of watching.If it weren't for the situation, he even wanted to stand up and whistle a few times like the little hooligan.It's so handsome, Andre baby~

August seems to have forgotten to introduce, well, yes, yes, he is a dead gay.Living surrounded by European and American men every day is simply his ultimate dream!

After the knights finally rested in place, August remembered to reply to the butler: "What does the messenger like?"

The housekeeper said calmly: "It is said that he likes boys."

"……"what?

The old butler, who has been in the industry for many years and has rich experience, quickly saw from the face of His Excellency the Duke that each other's answers were not what they asked, and hurriedly adjusted his question: "Do you want to ask?"

"...What does he like to eat." For August, who is used to Huaxia's logic, there is nothing that can't be solved with one meal when entertaining guests. If there is, it will be two meals.However, after hearing that the other party was a pedophile who liked blue boy paper, August immediately changed his decision, "Let the choir stay together in the church today."

As an extravagant and extravagant feudal ruling class, August's castle will of course have its own independent chapel.Although the church is small, it has all internal organs.What's missing, it's impossible to miss the choir full of beautiful boys like little angels and little Zhengtai.

In the same way, as a luxurious and extravagant feudal ruling class, August likes to enjoy the little angels singing praises to God while eating dinner.

No evil thoughts, just pure admiration, after all, he is only eight years old!

Ah, yes, he is also an eight-year-old young lady. To put it bluntly, he is quite good-looking.

The old butler, who can always think about what the master thinks, has already suggested to August before he gave any orders: "Why don't you meet the envoy under the corridor of the atrium, the scenery here is beautiful and the environment is pleasant, it is very suitable for waiting. As a guest, you can also show the emissary the knightly demeanor of Bristol and Gloucester counties."

The old butler can always describe the interest entanglement behind everything as beautiful as poetry.He speaks so hospitablely now of protecting August from prying eyes, and threatening the king's emissaries.

August agreed to this proposal, preventing pedophilia and appreciating masculinity, perfect!

While waiting for the envoy, August typed the manuscript several times, just to get information about the person in London from the other party.

The man had insisted that he didn't know what a text message was, that August had invaded his consciousness.

August clearly remembered that before he crossed over, he left a golden word to that person: ——The brain is a good thing, you should have one.

Who would have thought... the way of heaven is reincarnation, the mental retardation is not the second disease, but Auguste.The second disease is not the second disease, what he said is true, in other words, the second disease is actually a snake spirit disease, and this snake spirit disease really has the ability, ambition, and action to overthrow a dynasty.

Very good, the first step of time travel has offended the biggest evil force in this time and space ahead of time.

As for why August is so sure that he is in the same time period as Snake Essence Disease, and that the other party also knows that he is here, of course it is because of August's cell phone that can barely be called a golden finger, Before exhausting the last bit of energy, it left a "last word" to August and Snake.

—Now, you can be together.

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Who the hell is this golden finger, fell! What are you doing together? Are you waiting to be beaten to death by the snake spirit?!