Your Mightiness

No matter what kind of activity it is, the most important meaning of existence can always be classified by August as eating in the end.The deer hunting trip is the same, the bonfire barbecue, the oily and fragrant whole deer banquet is the most anticipated.

The taste of venison is still good, the meat is tender and has an excellent taste, a bit similar to beef, juicy and delicious.In the words of Russell's book: "It is a pleasant enjoyment to serve with warm milk and wheat porridge, and to present it to your majesty."A little more hyperbole: "This is the delicacy of God, the food of great men."

August didn't feel so much after tasting it, he just thought that the pastry baked into golden brown was good.

Thank goodness this time the banquet is no longer about August, His Excellency the Duke only needs to behave decently, leaving the cumbersome etiquette of the nobleman to his uncle Richard II to pretend to be.

As a high-grade red meat, venison has a ritual of ranking greater than eating meat itself at the banquet after hunting.It was as if every nobleman involved knew innately which rank he belonged to, which order of angles to follow when cutting venison, and which part of the meat different people would get.

August can say responsibly that he doesn't know.

The personal servant who served August smiled meaningfully at August. It seemed that there was one more course that August needed to learn.

...It's not easy to pretend to be cool in the Middle Ages.If he is lucky enough to go back to modern times and see a stallion novel in which the protagonist who has never been educated in etiquette can show an aristocratic demeanor that still surprises him, he will definitely be embarrassed by that book!The pretentiousness of the Middle Ages is not only about words and deeds, they have strict rules about who eats what parts of meat, people who have not received professional training, come and see me!

If it weren't for August being a child, and the well-known stupid seven years, and Raphael's threatening eyes that seemed to be smiling while sitting beside him, August wouldn't have known what he was going to be ridiculed by the crowd It's up to you.

so tired.

Cough, from other people's gossip, August learned one thing by the way. The reason why the deer he met before were so stupid in the same line was not because the team behind the scenes did not care about their preparations, but because they were too careless.

In order for nobles with different hunting abilities to experience the fun of this worthwhile trip, the steward of the deer park artificially divided deer and other prey into several grades according to their species and docileness, and kept them in different areas.The steward of the deer park has communicated with the noble knights in advance, what kind of level to deal with what kind of regional hunting, so that everyone is satisfied and safe.

Combining multiple sources of information, August silently rated the situation he encountered today... probably the same as the three-year-old Baozi Crown Prince.

This kind of treatment is rare, even the ones that little girls meet are more advanced.

Or to put it this way, August thinks that the division of ranks there is roughly like this: ultra-dangerous-dangerous-normal-weaker-weaker than August and Prince Baozi.

Just like Bambi chasing the deer that August wants to eat, there is probably only one in the whole deer park.

August had nowhere to vent the cruel reality of being underestimated and having to admit that he could only cope with this level, and finally poked Crown Prince Baozi in the face angrily.The crown prince drank the milk porridge in the bowl, looked up at his cousin in a daze, and let the cousin flatten and round it, so good-tempered that August was a little reluctant to continue.

Raphael had to take August's hand off the crown prince's face while talking and laughing with others, and reminded him by the way: "The dessert in a while is made of antlers and raspberry jelly , if you don’t want to eat, you’d better eat more now.”

"!!!" What the hell are deer antlers and dish-covered jelly? !

"There is also a fruit pie, but it has meat stuffing in it." Raphael said with a sad face, today's dessert is basically not in August's recipe, "The reindeer cheese is not bad, it tastes like syrup , and there are no strange accessories."

Although August didn't directly dislike it, he obviously accelerated the speed of eating meat, wanting to eat as soon as possible and escape the nightmare of dessert.

In the end, dessert didn't come.

Because the banquet was more than halfway through, the troubadour who added to the fun did not follow the routine and started making up stories, pointing at mulberry and selling locust trees.However, August’s meat was not in vain. When other nobles had to watch the scolding battle unfolded hungry, August was already full of wine and food, and used his fullest spirit to blink. It caught the eyes of a group of nobles who had worked hard all day and were not good at patience.

The troubadour was alluding to the situation of the empire, as if the king suddenly recognized his fiancée as his younger sister, but in fact it was because he cheated on other beauties.Catherine Howard, a well-known vase with big breasts and no brains, who came out of the Duke of Norfolk's mansion with the second queen who was "frivolous".

But what is represented behind these words is not a simple love triangle, but a religious dispute.

The scene became ugly, and more and more people were pulled into the water.Including Raphael, his erratic religious stance has become a means for others to attack him.

Raphael succeeded in making the Protestants think he was a Protestant, and the Catholics thought he was a Catholic.Some people ridiculed him that this was speculation, and used it as a metaphor for Richard II, hoping that he would not continue to waver.

In terms of religious belief, Richard II is really not a very firm king. He believes in whoever is beneficial to him.The first queen was Catholic, so in order to successfully marry the second queen, Richard II chose Protestantism; later, in order to marry the third queen, he refused to admit that his Protestant wedding with the second queen was legal ; Now, he has recognized Princess Anne of the Protestant Principality as his royal sister, and it seems that he has the intention of leaning towards Protestantism again.

The Catholics didn't want to see the king who was finally won over, don't hug the pipa, so they followed Cromwell's example and found a beauty to seduce the king.

If the Protestant sees it, is it worth it?Can you bear it?Open it!

Then, it was torn up.

According to rumors in the world, Raphael was the one who helped Catherine and Richard II connect this time, so Raphael was also unfortunately shot.

August didn't pay attention to other things, but just made a silent note in his heart. If the situation is true, then this is probably the prelude to his uncle getting closer to the Catholic Church again. Some changes are about to start.For example →_→ the century-old church in his fief, which has been stopped for repairs and repairs, probably can start construction again.

In the end, the king got angry because of the noise, and the banquet finally ended without embarrassment or embarrassment.

The Queen Mother was in poor spirits, so she went back to the palace early and fell asleep. It was a blessing in misfortune that she didn't see this big show.

Richard II's face was gloomy all the way, and he didn't get better until he returned to the palace. He just called Raphael to his study, completely ignoring whether his children were still hungry because of this sudden change.

Miss Mary has quite a lot of experience in this, and she has already had hot food prepared before returning to the palace.

Even though Miss Mary's words were still unpleasant, Miss Elizabeth and Crown Prince Baozi still smiled and gave Miss Mary a big hug.Miss Mary was still trying to dislike them for being inappropriate, but she didn't refuse the warmth in the cold winter.

It is snow outside, and the hearth is burning in the palace.Money is good! 【Hello.

August was also forced to drink some oatmeal while roasting and warming.Miss Mary insisted that August hadn't eaten much.

"I don't know you yet? I like some weird oriental dishes." Miss Mary missed August very much before she met him, but after meeting him and seeing him a lot, she became In order to scold him, from "Can going to bed early and getting up early kill you" to "No picky eaters and balanced nutrition"!

The Baozi crown prince is more courageous. After Miss Mary said so, he still dared to whisper to Miss Elizabeth who retracted into the shell after returning to the palace.

Miss Mary gave him a sideways look: "Don't think I can't see that you are talking bad about me!"

Prince Baozi is good at this. He never lies. He confessed generously: "Mary, you obviously prefer French food. Why can't Orr have a preference? I think Oriental food is very good."

August finally remembered what was wrong with him this afternoon: "You all know that I like Chinese food?"

"Why not?" the Crown Prince asked strangely.

"Who do you think the few Chinese dishes on the table in the palace are for?" Miss Elizabeth sang together.

"..." August thought it was to take care of Raphael's taste, and he was thankful for it for a long time.

Miss Mary directly pinched August's smooth and pudding-like cheeks: "I watched you grow up, silly pudding. Father loves to talk about you when he has nothing to do, your little hobbies Do you still think it's a secret? I bet you must also bring your bedside reading this time, "Marco Polo's Travels", huh?"

"!!!" August suddenly had a very bad premonition in his heart, but he still decided to ask in a desperate struggle, "Yell, Yael also knows?"

"Of course he knows. I always think he likes Chinese food because of your influence."

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

August's mind was overwhelmed by this word.In fact, he should have realized long ago that Raphael knew him before, and it can even be said that he knew him very well. He suddenly changed his interests and hobbies in front of Raphael, and tried his best to hide this past preferences.It is not obvious to tell Raphael, do I have a problem?

The most frightening thing is that this problem occurs at this sensitive point where the mobile phone has already passed through Orr.The difference between the two was less than a year, and it was exactly a year ago that he recovered his IQ...

Mom, help QAQ

The author has something to say: Note 1: There are different levels of eating meat. Different people eat meat from different positions. This is a true story, not made up by a stupid author.For details, please refer to Note 2 of Russell's "Book of Education" in the Middle Ages: Deer parks are divided into prey levels. This is the personal conjecture and fabrication of the stupid author.

PS: In this article, CP Raphael X August insists on 1V1 unwaveringly, HE, the content is mainly relaxed and cute, and I want to strive to be a warm cookie in the cold winter season.