Your Mightiness

France, Paris, Palace of Versailles after restoration.

In the Apollo Hall with gilded reliefs on the ceiling, in front of the crimson velvet wall, on the luxurious throne, sits His Majesty the current king of France.Blonde, blue-eyed, dignified and graceful, with a crown, scepter and white mink fur cloak and many other classic king dresses, coupled with a serious face, it will easily make people worship.

Only His Majesty the King knows how irritable he is at this moment.

Auguste was surprised. The Black Death appeared before Joan of Arc’s revolution. What kind of cause and effect caused Joan of Arc to be responsible for the spread of the Black Death?

"Because God has already had a premonition!" said the richly and gorgeously dressed minister.He wore a very eye-catching pure gold cross around his neck, which made him look like a Catholic. As for whether he was pious or not, only he himself knew.At least in his words and deeds, he has always liked to use God to oppress people, and he plausibly said, "God knows the past, present and future."

ha?August struggled to resist making more faux pas.I just asked in my heart, God, the old man has a premonition, dare to stop it directly?Why do you have to go around such a bend?Menopause?

"All of this is a test! It's a test of whether the believers are devout and whether they can tell the truth from the fake!" Before August could ask, an elderly minister next to him automatically completed the BUG in the words of the previous minister.This is the "charm" of religion. Just a book written by an unknown person can make many people think about 2000 years.

To be honest, although August is an atheist, he would also think that these people have too little respect for God.

Do you know what is the most annoying thing in this world?Feel free to make up other people's meanings. Obviously the other party didn't say that, but you just want to say that the other party said it. The evidence is that you heard the hidden meaning from his words.

Arrogant and obnoxious.

August couldn't hold it back for a moment, so he yelled at the other party angrily: "Then if Joan of Arc is executed, the Black Death will not end? Are you prepared to take responsibility for this matter? Or, who among you is going to stand up? Bear the consequences? Do you dare to pat your chest and promise me that the Black Death will disappear after Joan of Arc is executed, and if you don’t, will you pay for Joan’s life?! If you dare, I will agree to a public trial and let the people of the Inquisition Get involved too!"

The Apollo Hall became silent after a series of questions. No one dared to guarantee this, but they still had a little luck, thinking inwardly, what if?What if the wrath of God, who burned Joan of Arc, subsides?Do you want to apologize then, Your Majesty?

Of course, no one dared to speak to the king like this, so they could only express their protest in silence.

August, wearing the crown, worked very hard to raise his head, which has become particularly "heavy" now, thinking that he was finally quiet, ah, comfortable.He doesn't ask them to sincerely convince him, he just asks them not to be naughty.

Who ever thought of it, and no one knows which genius came up with the solution to the sophistry. He said: "If you don't burn her first, who will know the result?"

"..." exm?What's the matter?If it is burned wrong, it will be regarded as white burnt?

Of course, it cannot be burned in vain. August really underestimated the ferocity of these people. Soon, some ministers said that if they were burned wrong, they had excluded a wrong option. We still have many "sinners" who can be burned.Anyway, we must strengthen cooperation with the Inquisition. In the face of disaster, only the Almighty Lord can save us.

With the prevalence of the Black Death, the already arrogant Inquisition completely stood at the top of the food chain.Although the Holy See has changed to a new pope, His Majesty, known as the Pope of War, has not revoked some of his predecessor's decisions, such as witch hunting and the Inquisition.

Those monks in black robes always reminded August of the extreme species of Death Eaters, who carried out terrorism under the banner of righteousness.

England is better. After all, England is undergoing religious reforms and vigorously developing Protestantism. It does not particularly give face to witch hunting and the Inquisition.France is different. As an old Catholic country, the Inquisition has soil from the very beginning. When Auguste came to power, he had no way to reduce the influence of the Inquisition for the time being.

Of course, August has been committed to fighting wits and courage with the Inquisition. If he didn't have enough right to speak now, he would have wanted to push the blame of the Black Death to the anti-social behavior of witch hunting.

Those aristocratic ministers who claim to be civilized and superior people are more ignorant than each other.

August was so angry that he wanted to hit someone.

Then, he actually hit it.

In the past year or so in France, Auguste's daily spoken language is still scumbag, but his curse vocabulary is increasing day by day.Almost every day he would have the terrible idea of ​​"either strangle those ministers, or commit suicide, or everyone will die together".Now, he finally got his wish.

And refused to apologize.

The king and the minister fought, cough, well, the young king unilaterally beat a minister who was good enough to be his father, what would happen?

As a result, Mrs. Jane taught Annie, and the beating was in vain.

Even if the other party holds a grudge and wants to wait for an opportunity to retaliate, it will take time, deployment, and connection from top to bottom, and August can instantly KO someone with just one sentence.This is the "charm" of being a king.

August endured before because he wanted to be a good king.This is different from when he was the speaker in England. As the speaker, he only needs others to be afraid of him and listen to him, because he knows very well that Ingra is not in charge of his family, and sooner or later he will return to the king. , Let him sing the black face, and leave the opportunity to perform to his cousin, it's perfect.But when August himself becomes king, he can no longer follow the old path, unless he intends to add fire to the already unstable political situation in France, and become a tyrant who will subjugate the country in a few days, then Naturally, he can do whatever he likes.

Unfortunately, after holding back for more than a year, August still couldn't hold back.

Raphael was forced to end his conversation with the bishop who had come from Rome to give him an urgent report on some intrigues, and when he hurried to the Apollo Hall, Auguste was panting and beating someone on the jewel-encrusted gold throne. It is also a very hard job.

As for the one who was beaten, I'm sorry, it's not within Raphael's focus.

Raphael stepped forward aggressively, suppressed his anger and saluted, and persuaded August without a few words.As soon as August left, Raphael didn't intend to be a good man at all. He was lying on the ground, groaning in pain, and being beaten. ) said: "Reflect on why Your Majesty is so angry! Is this our France or the Holy See's France!"

On the way here, Raphael had already got a general idea of ​​the dispute between August and the minister, and quickly thought of a very good explanation for taking the blame.

The aristocratic minister, who was still indignant at the fact that the king didn't follow the routine at all, endured the pain and stayed where he was, just like other ministers who had also been educated by Raphael to be a man.At the beginning, many people still empathized with the minister who was beaten. They felt that it was a bit too much for the king to beat someone if he disagreed with him. Now they began to reflect on whether they were too stupid.

Yes, if they follow their previous thinking, won't France once again have the final say of the Holy See?Think about what the kings before them were doing?Dominate the Holy See!Think of the pope as a puppet in your hand!Why is it their turn to go back to the darkness dominated by the pope?

No, absolutely not!

The man who turned black and white with a single sentence could not pay attention to the inner activities of these ministers at this moment. For him, the more important thing was August, his majesty the king.

In the king's suite, under the relief of the famous "Guardian of France sleeping in peace", the king is hugging his legs, sitting curled up on the big golden-red bed and refusing to communicate.

As the gate closed, Raphael stepped forward slowly, but before he could speak, the young king came down like a rabbit in surprise.

"What's wrong with you? Am I scary?"

"You must be very angry with me." The king looked at Raphael, his whole body stiffened.

"I'm not angry." Raphael didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"You must be angry with me!" The king bit him to death and refused to let go.

"I really don't." Raphael was very helpless, his lover had a magical ability - he couldn't see it at all when he was really angry, and when he was not angry, he would make up a lot of himself to threaten himself.

Raphael often wants to say, since August is already simple-minded, do you dare not to be paired with such a weird personality with a big brain?Very anti-human.

"Antisocial personality is not qualified to say anything about me." August and Raphael have slept in the same bed for so many years, and they can be regarded as an old man. Er is a big villain.

"... How can you believe that I'm not angry?"

"Why don't you be angry?" August jumped out of bed, and walked around in a room so large that it seemed as if he could hear the echo, from the embroidered curtain to the gilded guardrail, and then Walking back, coming and going, the pure white wool carpet was almost rubbed out of static electricity by him.

The golden curly hair is like a king's mood, with the stubbornness of "I think I'm right", and the faint guilt of "Although I'm right, but I messed up, I want to let my lover end", God knows a pinch Where did so many dramas come from?

"Then tell me, why am I angry?" Raphael didn't know what to do, and simply sat aside to let August calm down.

"Start making troubles while you're away, and waste all the good things you've gained through forbearance. Not to mention letting your hard work go to waste, it may also cause greater conflicts within France. Those three-day uprising, five The matter of Tianyi's rebellion finally stopped..." The more August said, the more he felt that he was a sinful person, and he was so frightened by his own imagination that he just wanted to hug Bambi and tremble.

Galloping freely in the red marble courtyard, the old Bambi, who no one dared to provoke, stopped suddenly when he was halfway chasing a minister, and sneezed, almost frightening himself to death.

Birds flap their wings and fly around the unique parallel roofs of Versailles.

In the suite, August finally came to an end with his accusations about himself, and the final concluding statement was: "It's all like this, you haven't killed me, I believe you are my true love. Of course, I am also with you, no matter Do you believe it or not."

The lethality of the last sentence is undoubtedly huge, and what Raphael originally wanted to say was stuck in his throat.He strode forward, put his arms around August's waist, and kissed him deeply without thinking about anything.Sometimes August always likes to say some foul words without knowing it, and Raphael can't control his impulse at all.

When the impulse was over, Raphael whispered with a satisfied face: "Of course I believe you love me."

August kept thinking in a daze, why did he and Raphael always live so much in love and killing each other?Can you still talk properly?