Doomsday Farmhouse [Rebirth]

"You, you, you..." Jiang Maoxiu had never heard this rabbit talk before, this was the first time it spoke, and Jiang Maoxiu was really taken aback.

"You can talk?" Jiang Maoxiu pointed at the little rabbit in surprise.

"Little San said, if I want to eat chili, I have to tell you." The little rabbit shook his ears: "But you are too stupid to understand me, so I can only learn to speak human language by myself."

The little rabbit was very wronged when he spoke. It must be the first rabbit that was forced to speak human language because of its stupid master.

"Little San..." If it was taught by Xiao San, then he wouldn't be surprised at all.Later, he would ask Xiaosan if he could teach other animals to speak, such as the little mantle.

The little mantle follows Xiao Er all day long, without the arrogance of a feline, soft and cute, and even cute when hugged and touched. If it can talk, it must be cute too.

"I want to eat chili, go and get me some chili." Seeing that Jiang Maoxiu had been silent, the little rabbit jumped forward and hugged his leg in a hurry.

"Chili. It's not good for rabbits to eat." Jiang Maoxiu's first thought was to refuse. How could rabbits eat chili?The second thought is: "Why do you call it Xiaosan, isn't that your father?"

"My mother said, Little San is my father, but Little San won't let me call him Dad, so let me call him Little San." The little rabbit turned his head and looked around, but didn't see Little San, so he continued: "Brother said, Little San doesn't want to As a father, he doesn't want to take care of us, and gives us delicious food, so let's call him Xiaosan."

"Then do you really call me Xiaosan?" Jiang Maoxiu squatted down, lifted the little rabbit up and asked.In fact, he felt that Big Brother Rabbit's speculation was very reasonable, maybe Xiao San really thought so.

"Well, call me little three, don't call me little three, it ignores me." The little rabbit nodded without any sad expression.It seemed that it didn't care at all about having a scumbag father.

Jiang Maoxiu patted the little rabbit's head comfortingly, and asked if it would be sad because of Xiaosan, the scumbag father.

"Sad, why don't you find chili for me? I want to eat that kind of sun-dried red pepper. I heard it is very delicious. Is it true? The green pepper is too mild and not very tasty, but I can only Find the green chili. Don’t mention Xiaosan, what does it have to do with me, hurry up and find me the chili.” The little rabbit really doesn’t care about his scumbag father at all, he only thinks about the chili, and he still wants to eat it very spicy The kind of chili.

"Okay." Jiang Maoxiu saw that the little rabbit insisted on eating chili peppers, so he was going to let him try it. If he knew it was spicy, he would stop clamoring for it in the future.

Before going to get the chili for the little rabbit, Jiang Maoxiu took it to ask the big mouse if the rabbit could eat chili.

The big mouse didn't even look at them, and said very indifferently: "It's all food, what can't you eat, when the rabbit was so hungry, it even gnawed on people."

Jiang Maoxiu: ...

Is it really okay to talk about things like food and people so casually!

There are dried chili peppers of various degrees of spiciness in the kitchen. The big mouse said that when cooking, different chili peppers can produce different degrees of spiciness, and the dishes will be delicious.Everyone said so, but Jiang Maoxiu didn't feel anything. His feeling for chili was slightly spicy, medium spicy, and he couldn't eat spicy.

Jiang Maoxiu picked a medium-spicy small dried chili for the little rabbit and handed it to it.The little rabbit finally looked back and forth at the pepper, put it under his nose and smelled it, then raised his head and said to Jiang Maoxiu, "I want spicy food, don't lie to me, I want to eat that kind of very spicy pepper. "

"I didn't lie to you, eat quickly." Jiang Maoxiu smiled and said nothing, and you will cry later.

The little rabbit ate the pepper in one bite, chewed it, and swallowed it.But for a few seconds, Jiang Maoxiu kept staring, holding a cold steamed bun in his hand, waiting for the rabbit to call it spicy, and took the steamed bun to relieve it.

After eating the chili, the little rabbit didn't respond for a long time, and just stood there in a daze. Suddenly, Jiang Maoxiu saw tears streaming from its eyes.

"It's too spicy, isn't it, eat some steamed buns." Jiang Maoxiu handed the steamed buns to the little rabbit's mouth.

The little rabbit jumped up suddenly. The little rabbit actually jumped more than two meters high. After bouncing back and forth a few times, the little rabbit returned to the ground and ran to Jiang Maoxiu like the wind to accuse him: "You are such a bad master. I've lived so long, I've never seen such a bad master like you, such a delicious chili, and you just brought it to me now."

Jiang Maoxiu was speechless again, if you can wipe away the tears from the corners of your eyes, I will believe what you say.

"It's really delicious?" Jiang Maoxiu was very suspicious: "But you are crying."

"It's very spicy, don't let the rabbit shed tears." The little rabbit lowered his head and raised his paws to wash his face, then raised his head: "Look, this is gone. Hurry up and bring me some more peppers, I'm not full yet. "

"You still want to eat all you can eat chili?"

"Oh, can't you eat all you can? Get me thirty first. My name is Thirty. I must eat thirty peppers. Hey, you are a good host. You gave me a good name. Thirty There must be a lot of peppers, and I will prepare [-] peppers every day in the future, understand?"

The little rabbit said to Jiang Maoxiu, tilted his head to look at him, shook his ears, and continued: "Don't worry, I won't let you eat chili for nothing. Chili is delicious and must be very expensive. I will work hard I want you to buy peppers for me to make money. Xiaosan said that it hooked up a lot of rabbits back then, so you gave it delicious food. I will definitely hook up a large group of rabbits for you in the future, more than thirty peppers. This head office Alright."

Ambitious Rabbit!Thirty goals are so great, Jiang Maoxiu actually wanted to give it chili peppers. Thirty small chili peppers were not much, but he was not sure if it would be okay for the little rabbit to eat chili peppers.

"Otherwise, I'll give you ten first, try it, and if it's really all right, I'll add it to you slowly." Jiang Maoxiu discussed with the little rabbit.

"How much is ten? More or less than 30?" The little rabbit hasn't grown up yet, so he's not as smart as his father.

"Less. But if you are fine after eating ten peppers, how about I give you thirty tomorrow?"

"Well, okay, but you can't play tricks, you give me the peppers first, and I'll ask Xiaosan to help me count how many peppers you gave me." The little rabbit stretched out his paws to ask Jiang Maoxiu for peppers.

Jiang Maoxiu found a small box in the kitchen, put nine small peppers in it, hung it on Thirty's collar, and asked him to take it away.

Thirty bounced around to find Xiaosan and asked him to help count peppers.

Xiaosan was stretching her body to bask in the sun, when she saw the little rabbit coming, she handed it a peanut.The little rabbit smelled the peanuts and threw them away. It wanted to eat the chili right now. If it wasn't for Jiang Maoxiu's deception, it would have eaten the chili as soon as it got it.

"Well, nine." Xiaosan saw the pepper's data at a glance.

"No, you clearly agreed to give me ten peppers. Nine is not the same as ten. I'll go find him again." The little rabbit was very angry, and went to find someone after hanging up the basket.

"It's so stupid." Xiaosan changed her position, shaking her beard: "It ate one for you, and gave you nine more, that's right."

After speaking, Xiaosan sighed melancholy, it is unscientific that such a stupid rabbit is his child!