The dirtiest male protagonist in history [Quick Transmigration]

The second time Shixuan shaved his hair was in the Posuo Hall.A familiar handsome man wearing a monk's robe enters the temple with a smile, and the Lord Buddha stepped forward holding a razor. Looking at the Lord Buddha and his disciples, he faintly noticed something.

This famous two-person master-student relationship in history is cited as a beautiful story in the Buddhist kingdom, but in the romantic tales circulated by the Six Paths, this pair is recorded as a famous monk and a peerless beauty. The ups and downs are touching. Number one.

"Buddha Says Joy" is full of obscenity, and it is written that the two wish to do all kinds of shameless and absurd things in the Buddhist temple every day, but in fact, for a long time, the relationship between the two has been maintained. Plain as water.

Don't talk about intimacy and ambiguity?Even if Master Xuan made provocative actions beyond the bounds, Qingming always maintained the policy of "If the enemy does not move, I will not move; if the enemy moves, I will still not move, and do nothing to respond to all moves."It's not like meeting a blind man with winking eyes, Qingming not only never refuses, but also is as warm as water like an elder pampering a stubborn junior. The teacher's passion has not yet burned, and he drowned in a puddle of warm water, tepid Suffering through the day, can only spit silently, fake prudence.

In order to prevent Bing Dilian from filling up the relationship between the two of them, Shi Xuan isolated Qingming the whole time, and prevented him from contacting the matter of teaching the transformation of the lotus seat.

As a matter of fact, Qingming has already suffered enough from his own disciples, so he has no room to take care of others, but inadvertently, Shi Xuan teaches and teaches, and the Bingdilian boy who turned into a yin and yang has gradually become Shi Xuan's little follower. The biggest wish in life is Pried the corner of the master's ancestor's wall and took the master home.

Qingming once escaped from the pile of affairs and went back to the hall, and suddenly saw the boy Bing Dilian lying on his apprentice's chest like a puppy, kissing his apprentice's chin, giggling and acting like a baby, Qingming didn't say anything at that time, and the next day, Shixuan was tossing and turning After searching around, he didn't find the little boy, so he ran to ask Qingming.

Qingming sat cross-legged in the hall, twirled the Buddha beads in his hands, and said, "Goodness, goodness", and then said, "I think he has a lot of wisdom, and I can't bear to bury it. I send him to the mortal world to experience all kinds of things in the world."

Shi Xuan bent down and looked at the selfless Qingming, "Aren't you...jealous?"

Qingming raised his eyes and said nothing.

"Even eat children's vinegar?"

"A 'child' of this age in the world will not only marry a wife, but even have children." Qingming said, "But he has common feelings and must do common things. Although he is a monk as a teacher, he is still an ordinary man after all."

"Master is worthy of being a master who can find so many reasons for being narrow-minded." Shi Xuan sat sideways on Qingming's lapped legs, hugged his neck and said, "I don't understand something, can I ask Master for guidance?"

Qingming drooped her eyes, looking at the large burden in front of her, "What's the matter?"

Shi Xuan leaned over and kissed Qingming's chin, "Absurd things—maybe master teach me how to be absurd all night?"

Qingming glanced at the three-foot-tall Buddha statue of the third generation in the hall, touched his apprentice's bald head, "Don't mess around."

No matter how entangled Master Xuan was, Qingming would pinch the wind formula to sweep them away. Finally, he flung his sleeves and left, angrily saying, "The disciple depends on how long the Master endures?"

Qingming listened to the intentionally loud footsteps and walked away, smiled helplessly, and looked at the wisdom and wisdom of Zufo, as if he could see through all eyes, and silently recited his sins.Lighting a blue lantern, fiddled with the Buddhist beads, and sat quietly until late at night. When the light in the disciple's room was dimmed, he quietly walked into the disciple's meditation room dressed in the cool night breeze, took off his cold robe, and put the Buddhist beads aside. aside.

Xu Shi noticed the cold air, and the apprentice frowned slightly, not sleeping well.Qingming sat on the couch, patted his apprentice's back and recited scriptures in a low voice, urging him to sleep.

Although he has a pure heart and few desires, he is not a saint so much that he doesn't even have the slightest thought.However, Qingming can have whispers, but Huanxi Buddha Lord cannot.Qingming followed the apprentice's back step by step, restraining all the tenderness in his eyes, and the night passed without any overstepping action.

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Shi Xuan never imagined that his own master has a very good tolerance, and he has endured for 500 years.

When Bing Dilian came back from his experience in the world, an eight-foot-tall adult hugged a beautiful young man and cried loudly.Next to him was a fat man with a round belly, looking at his old friend who was crying terribly, and wanted to pretend he didn't know him.

The fat man's name is Yin Luli, and he is the grandson of Yin Fengyuan who has had countless generations. Whether it's from the ancestors' letters, the Six Secrets Records, or old friends, he has heard a lot about this famous master and apprentice in the Buddhist kingdom. .

Ninety percent of the pen and ink in "The Handbook of Yin Zu" is used to describe Yin Zu's illness and strayed into ghosts when he was young. By chance, he can observe the past and present of Yin Yang and Yin from the mirror of three lives. The people are in dire straits, and Yin Zu's heroic feat of righteously exterminating relatives for the sake of world peace.The only thing that Yin Zu did not praise himself was that he wrote about two people, one was the person who regretted not being his grandmother Yin, who tried his best to reminisce and embellish with all the beautiful words, and the other was this person who was blind In Yin Zu's description, any bad words in the world are not enough to describe the savage man in the world.

From an old friend, Fatty also heard the pair of master and apprentice describe the tenderness and consideration of the glamorous young people, which is hard to find in the world. As for the Buddha, it is a small belly, narrow-minded, unfeeling, inhuman, and many other derogatory words. Spokesperson.

Yin Luli was once curious, how unbearable is this real person who can be so disgusting?But at this time, Yin Luli glanced at the bright young man who had been praised in various ways. Not only did he not have a preconceived liking for him due to long-term brainwashing, but he was slightly repulsed, as if he hated him a long time ago.

Turning his gaze, Yin Luli saw the monk in green who was quietly staring at the glamorous young man, and he suddenly felt a sense of intimacy. This man is obviously so glorious and unparalleled in the world, but he was so slandered by others. As expected, the rumors cannot be trusted, presumably The old friend and Yin Zu were compared too fiercely at the beginning, so they were jealous and blindfolded, and they couldn't know people clearly.

As if aware of his gaze, Lord Buddha finally looked away from the young man and looked over——

"... Yin Luli?"

The Lord Buddha seemed a little surprised, looked at him for a long time, then suddenly came over and said, "I see that you have a predestined relationship with the Buddha, would you like to enter my Buddhist gate?"

Yin Luli, who was supposed to drop by to drop off his old friend for a visit, was so stunned, and said in a daze, "I would."

When he came back to his senses, Yin Luli was shaved and entered Buddhism in a trance, and became a disciple of the Buddhist family. Fortunately, the Buddhist country does not have to burn his head and burn his head and self-mutilation like in the mortal world. He only needs to shave his hair and apply medicine I won't grow my hair anymore, and life is not a big problem except that it is a little bit more difficult. In particular, I can still get the careful teaching of the Lord Buddha, and I don't think it is suffering.

There's just one thing he can't see.

The young man named Miaoyu always disturbed the Buddhist master's quiet practice no matter how big or small he was.

Yin Luli carried the scriptures and went to the Lord Buddha's hall to seek solutions. The door of the hall was slightly open, and the hall was a little dark. The Lord Buddha turned a deaf ear and did not respond. He said he was tired, so he slowly closed his eyes and fell asleep.Yin Luli frowned, feeling more and more that Lord Buddha's fate was suffering because he was being entangled with wishful thinking by a troublesome man. Presumably, Lord Buddha was too kind, so he left many loopholes for the young man to take advantage of.

The Lord Buddha seemed to push people away, but Yin Luli was about to open the door to enter, but stopped again, and suddenly saw that the hand he stretched out thinking he would push away Miaoyu, was actually the hand that grabbed Miaoyu, rubbed it lightly, and then interlocked his fingers.

It was just a simple movement, obviously not too ambiguous, but Yin Luli was shocked. The Buddha Lord's usual indifferent face showed almost intense concentration at this time, focusing on the witty words in front of him, which was unconscious.Then, the Lord Buddha bent down and kissed the smooth forehead of the witty words, and he left with one touch.

Yin Luli looked at the overlapping shadows of the two on the ground, and was speechless for a long time.

"Aren't you coming in?" The Lord Buddha turned his head and asked outside the hall.

Yin Luli entered the door with a dazed expression, "...you, know... how do you pay it back?"

The Lord Buddha took off his monk's robe and put it on the sleeping Miaoyu, with a very calm tone, "I hope you can be ashamed of your heart."

"But..." Yin Luli recalled the crack in the door, and said, "You did it on purpose for the disciples to see."

The Lord Buddha only said, "If you have personal grievances because of you, I will turn a blind eye to all the cold eyes, but if you are because of me, you will inevitably be a little conceited. You need to know that there is no one in this world who can make me wrong. No kind heart can do it, but if there is one person who can make me retreat again and again, it must be due to selfish desires, and you don't have to be unfair for me. In fact, I am willing to do so."

Yin Luli listened in a daze, and thought in his mind: The name of Lord Buddha as a protector is really well-deserved.

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When Yin Luli left, Shi Xuan opened his eyes and muttered dissatisfiedly, "You treat this kid differently from others."

Qingming tightly intertwined her fingers, and the other hand stroked the apprentice's bright forehead, lowered her tender eyes like the sea, and said, "After leaving the Buddhist kingdom, where do you want to travel with me?"

Shi Xuan sat up instantly, "You mean..."

Qingming flipped the palm of his hand, and out of thin air, there was an extra monk's washing water, also called hair tonic, and applied it on the apprentice's head little by little, "If you wait until your hair reaches your waist, it may take three years." Qingming wiped his hands after applying, Turning to the front of the apprentice, staring into the young man's eyes, he said, "I've cut your hair twice for you. By then, would you like me to cut your hair for you again?"

The knot is a husband and wife, and there is no doubt about love.

Huanyu is here tonight, graceful and good time.

Shi Xuan said with a smile, "Then you want to allow me to be absurd all night?"

"My heart yearns for it."

……

Yin Luli is the reincarnation of the Buddha. Qingming spent three years teaching him how to manage the affairs of the Buddhist family. He entrusted him to three senior brothers to take care of him.Shi Xuan is like a bird out of the cage, wishing that Qingming would be held on the ground, but Qingming did not rush to choose a site to build a house and buy wedding items.

In a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters, the two held a worldly wedding. They obviously didn't even have any guests, so Qingming insisted on going through the procedures one by one.

Qingming led Shixuan to sit on the bed, and under the candlelight, quietly looked at the young man in wedding clothes for a long time.Shi Xuan found it interesting and let him examine it.Qingming caressed the bright color reflected in the corners of the young man's eyes and brows, extremely gentle and tender, "I never said that..."

"Ok?"

"It's really uncontrollable for you to dress up like this."

"Who let you control me again?" Shixuan hooked Qingming's shoulders, pushed him down on the couch, and straddled him, "I think you are slow to act, if you take the lead tonight, it probably won't be very interesting—"

Seeing that Qingming's gaze paused, Shi Xuan's voice stopped abruptly.

Qingming's warm eyes from the corners of Shixuan's eyes and brows converged on the always unpleasant mouth, his eyes were slightly dark, so Shixuan couldn't go on talking, he just muttered, "If I don't take the initiative, you probably can just look at it like this." I'll spend the night with you."

Qingming turned over and pushed Shixuan down, "I didn't know, but it's a crime if I don't see enough?"

Shi Xuan untied his clothes, "It's useless to say good things, I will definitely break your precept tonight."

"Festivals in the bridal chamber, why talk about breaking the precepts?" Qingming stopped the teacher's announcement, "Leave it to the teacher."

As if dismantling a treasure, Qingming stripped off Shixuan's clothes devoutly. The candlelight reflected the beautiful and flawless body like jade, dazzled Qingming's eyes.He embraced this body, held Shi Xuan's hand like holding a precious pearl, and kissed each finger with all his tolerance and tenderness.However, when it was time to proceed to the next step, Qingming suddenly stopped.

"But it hurts?"

Shi Xuan was stunned for a moment, and only then did he understand what he meant when he saw him frowning and staring down.When it comes to love, Shi Xuan is considered to be very talented, but at this time he deliberately raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile, "What if I hurt?"

"Being a teacher must be reluctant."

"How about that?"

Qingming stopped his movements and remained silent for a long time. When he thought of something, he finally said in a difficult tone, "It's up to you."

Seeing his unimaginable sacrificial expression, Shi Xuan laughed out loud, wrapped his legs around Qingming's waist, and brought the people away from him back again, "I can't bear your pain."

Shi Xuan took Qingming's hand and asked him to hug him, "The disciple has paid a lot for the master, this time, it is better to change the master to contribute."

Qingming hesitated, Master Xuan said again, "Disciple has been waiting for a long time, don't let the beautiful scenery of the good day fail you."

Qingming leaned forward.

Maybe it's a Buddhist disciple who has been a disciple for a long time and has the status of master and apprentice. When he crosses the boundary, Qingming always has some sins. Missed, the inner struggle appeared on the face, with a slight abstinence-like bitterness, when the two deeply bonded, the apprentice's pain turned into joy, and Qingming showed a self-redeeming expression in vain.

The two are tightly entangled like swimming fish, even when the love is uncontrollable, they still love each other with utmost warmth.

Shi Xuan frowned, Qingming sweat rolled down his body, but his brows were slightly raised. I don't know if it was because he was not used to Huanai, or because he was entangled in the Buddhist shackles that were hard to get rid of.

Shi Xuan held Qingming's face, leaned close to peck and kissed him, from his unsullied eyes to his pursed lips, he kissed his self-restraint, "I don't like you being so polite on the bed, why are you so polite? Did I humiliate you just because of my emotion?"

Qingming hugged his apprentice tightly, "So what about you? You just want the teacher to be at a loss for you, to verify your influence on the teacher?"

"That's not the case." Master Xuan hugged Qingming back, showing disappointment in his words, "I just want to know the heart of the master. If even the sex in bed is so orderly, with a face of forbearance. I always feel that only the disciple can get along with the master To be happy as one body, but the master is only fulfilling his responsibilities and satisfying the disciples, not being moved by emotion—this kind of thinking is a bit dull.”

Qingming lifted up Shi Xuan's drooping black hair, her eyes were lingering, and wrapped her tightly around Shi Xuan, showing her edge slightly, "Then don't you want to regret it?"

"I have no regrets."

It took less than half an hour for Shi Xuan to finish his speech, and he regretted it.

Human suffering is not a sharp cut, but a slow knife to grind the flesh. Qingming understands this well.There was no violent storm, Qingming was still gentle and slow, and the vigor of fine grinding gradually overwhelmed Shixuan. If anyone watched, they would find it funny. The attackers above seemed to be masochistic with patience and depression. The person who bears it here is also suffering like being abused.

A love affair has become like this, why should people sigh?

But there is a saying, a child is not a fish, how do you know the joy of a fish?Although the two of them showed a bit of displeasure, the overlapping figures of the two of them really answered the word - lingering to death.

……

Shi Xuan accompanied Qingming to travel for a hundred years, wandering all over the world, and saw a mirror of three lives in the ghost way, which was said to be able to reveal the past and past of anyone here, but Shi Xuan and Qingming could not be seen.Shi Xuan was not surprised, Qingming was his old friend, he was not a person in this world, but Qingming who always thought that he was the reincarnation of the Bodhi Pearl was hard to understand, but this question was quickly dismissed by Shi Xuan.

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After a long time, it was reported that Yin Luli fell in love with the creature transformed by Bing Dilian, and the plot of Yuan Nuyi completely collapsed. Shi Xuan finally ended the journey and prepared to leave.

As more and more power surged in, the skin condensed by Shi Xuan was already incomplete, and now it was even more unbearable, and his body was getting weaker and weaker. He held Qingming's hand beside the bed.

"I can't bear to leave you miserable alone, would you like to leave with me?"

"As life and death go hand in hand."

Qingming holds the hand of her lover, although she doesn't know why the two are really old friends, she still doesn't hesitate.

……

Shi Xuan returned to the mimic bookshelf and put the locked books back on the bookshelf. It took a long time this time to sort out his feelings and sort out the essence and power of Fengyue obtained.While he was meditating, he didn't notice a single line of sight staring at him.

The sea of ​​books is vast, and the intellectual brain of the mimic library didn't notice Shi Xuan at first.

But several books were chained one after another, the website was at a loss, and the brain began to pay attention, until he found the intruder.The intellectual brain hides its intelligence, silently watching him digest the energy obtained from the small world, and waited for a long time until he got up and took another book from the shelf: "Rules of Holographic Erotic Actors", and watched the intruder Entering the small world, poking out the tentacles quietly, and establishing a spiritual connection with that book.

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The country detected and deciphered some alien signals, and connected them to the unknown holographic star network.

A seed program unfolds.

A thousand seeds from all walks of life and colleges were summoned to log on to the star network, trying to obtain the qualifications to settle in alien planets, emigrate to alien planets to seek benefits for the mother planet, and smuggle scientific and technological materials.The hopeful seeded contestants either died on the spot, went crazy, or became vegetative during the test to connect to the star network. The director of the test hall went through a long wait and gradually became discouraged amidst expectations and disappointments.

"Contestant No. 0073 completely stopped life activities and asked the guards to carry him away!"

"Contestant No. 0911 successfully connected to the signal... Ah, he is in shock! Please give emergency medical assistance!!!"

"Contestant No. 0005's brain wave signal is disordered, and his mental activity is abnormal!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Shi Xuan woke up from the landing cabin, raised his sore arms and put them on the edge of the cabin, and the cabin guards waiting by him rushed to check his body with the equipment, and shouted at the director in surprise, "The pulse is normal, and the mental fluctuations are normal. ...Come on, player 1000 successfully connected to the signal and became the first player to wake up safely! The time is 9 hours, 53 minutes and 44 seconds!"

Shi Xuan rubbed his head with a splitting headache and checked the skin information:

[Su Xiaobai: Contestant No. 1000 who was brain-dead due to brain wave rejection just after logging in. 】