The dirtiest male protagonist in history [Quick Transmigration]

Beauties from all over the world flocked to the capital, and Shi Xuan's car was caught in the queue. Suddenly, all the horses hoofed and neighed, and the carriage tilted. Xuan Huai blushed.Shi Xuan helped him to sit still, and then lifted the curtain to look around. Countless flustered and beautiful men and women abandoned the car, crawled and ran out of the city, as if they were being chased by something.

Shi Xuan listened attentively to the whispers around him to find out the reason.Today, the Demon Emperor is famous for being romantic, but he has never been in love. The gender has not been separated until now. He recognizes his nephew Yinyang Shangshan as his adopted son, and has carefully taught him to love his father and son for many years.Shang Shan heard that the Demon Emperor is recruiting all beauties from all over the world, and he wants to have a son. He feels jealous and wronged. He can't do anything with the Demon Emperor, so he can only run tigers in the street and play with these beauties to vent his anger.

……

Shang Shan rode on a big horse, sneaked a peek at the second floor of the restaurant, caught a glimpse of the Demon Emperor and the Human Emperor who were having a good time drinking and chatting, he must have seen these beauties crying and ugly, the Demon Emperor was too late to get bored, how could he be tempted to be distracted.

Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking through the air, and Shang Shan followed the prestige, and the five tiger pets who were playing tricks on the crowd were all choked up and fell down with blood spurting.

"Who--?!"

Who dares to hurt his beloved pet!Shang Shan was furious, his whip crackled, wishing he could beat the murderer to death in the street.

The crowd split into seas, and a grown man wearing a straw hat came out of it.

"Who are you, hiding your head and showing your tail and not daring to see anyone?"

"Caomin is a beauty presented from the Tianshan Mountains. The appearance of the Caomin is only shown for those who please himself, and he only behaves when he looks at the Highness. He is not a friend with a straw hat, so he does not reveal his true face."

Shang Shan was furious!If it wasn't for worrying about the two emperors watching a play upstairs, he would have whipped him long ago knowing how to behave.

"Audacity! I sent five tiger pets just to identify beauties for my father, and never hurt anyone. How dare you hurt my pet's life? What crime do you think you deserve?!"

"The grassroots are guilty of the same crime as His Highness." The man said, "Why don't you tell me, Your Highness, what should the grassroots do?"

Shang Shan snorted coldly, "How dare you shirk it, could it be that I ordered you to kill my tiger pet?!"

"When the grass people saw someone setting a tiger to make trouble, they felt indignant. However, people have dignity and inferiority. The grass people are more noble than those who can't run tigers, but they are still a little better than animals, so they endured a wave of resentment and used a few tigers to discourage them. , the Demon Emperor's eyes are like snow, and he will be able to know the true heart of the grassroots." The man bowed to Shang Shan, "If we can have this method, we must rely on His Highness to take the lead!"

"Okay! You're mocking me for not daring to blame His Majesty, so I took out my anger on the beauty!" Shang Shan was so angry that he immediately forgot about the two emperors upstairs, and whipped him away——

Caught by someone who suddenly jumped down from the second floor!

When the crowd saw his appearance clearly, they were in a commotion and knelt down.The person holding the whip turned his head. The handsome young man raised his peach eyes, his face was full of makeup and powder with a smile, and he was dressed in red and green with a silver belt. It was the young man in red in the dungeon that day. The style was obviously inconsistent with the people of the time, but no one noticed the difference and shouted long live.

The young man in red threw off his whip and approached the straw hat man step by step.

"Yinyangyu, I never thought that you are such a bold person, and I appreciate it."

The boy in red was about to lift his straw hat, but was stopped by his hand. The man in the straw hat asked:

"who are you?"

"Yin Fengyuan."

The sound fell, and the blocking strength was loosened. The man in red easily lifted the straw hat, then frowned, and glanced at the small monk who was waiting not far away. An annoying monk, the other is naturally his fiancé. He has seen the portrait of Yin Yang Yu, but it is not this stunning face.

"you are not……"

Shi Xuan put a finger on Yin Fengyuan's lips, blocking his words.Glancing at the furious Shang Shan, then at the Demon Emperor upstairs who was watching a play, he glanced back at Xiao Qingming, and said, "I don't think this is the place to talk."

……

Shi Xuan takes Xiao Qingming back to the palace, Yin Fengyuan robs the beauty, and lets the Demon Emperor and Shang Shan resolve the conflict by themselves.

Yin Fengyuan wanted to bring the two of them into the room for a detailed discussion, but Shi Xuan stopped him, "Qingming was exhausted as a weak child, and I think he is extremely sleepy now, if your majesty is willing to be considerate, let him go to rest first, and wait until tomorrow Talk about it."

Yin Fengyuan looked at Shixuan meaningfully, and understood that this was to distract people and talk to him first, which is interesting!He is really more and more curious about this person's origin!

Monks don't make things difficult for others, and don't over-probing. Master Xuan is sure that Xiao Qingming won't insist on pestering him. If he just leaves, he just hangs his head so that people can't see his expression, which is a little annoying.

Yin Fengyuan and Shi Xuan have a lot of curiosity to test, after three or two rounds, they each have reservations.

Shi Xuan peeled away the cocoons from the true and false information and got some useful ones.

The emperor has a heartless heart, and his descendants, male and female, have been cursed by Xiangji for generations. If there is no true love, the poison of love will penetrate deep into the heart, and they will suffer from angina every day. Only by indulging in sex can it be relieved. It is even more difficult to meet true love, so there is a vicious circle and frequent resentment.Since the collapse of the co-rule of the two emperors, one of the Yin family and the Yin Yang family hid in the downtown area, and the other hid in the mountains and forests. They have been connected by marriage for a long time.Yin Fengyuan is a descendant of the Yin family.

Yin Fengyuan only knew that Yin Yang Yu was dead and had been borrowed as a skin.Shi Xuan kept his real identity secret, and said, "I don't ask you about all the weird things so far, and you don't ask about my origin."

Yin Fengyuan thought for a while, "Are you confident that you can make the Xiang girl burst into tears and break the battle?"

Teacher Xuan said with a smile, "You said that the stamen of Xiangnvlei can detoxify the poison of love, I can help you, and your power here can also help me find the infatuation that pervades the world."

……

The flow of time in the formation was unusual, Xiao Qingming's stature was raised, her chubby cheeks disappeared, and she became more and more handsome.Yin Fengyuan sent him to give lectures in cities and towns where many men and women were buried in battle to resolve their grievances.As the years got older, Qingming went out more and more, and seldom went back to the palace. Even if he came back, he mostly stayed in the Buddhist hall.

The young man closed his eyes and chanted.

Shi Xuan approached from behind, as if sensing a familiar aura, Qingming was slightly stiff, Shi Xuan bent down and whispered in his ear, "Why are you so nervous when you see me?"

Qingming straightened his back again, chanted sutras uninterrupted, and his voice was clear.

Shi Xuan looked at his overly quiet appearance. Earlier, when Qingming was still young and hadn't always gone out, whenever he went to Yin Fengyuan to talk all night, Xiao Qingming would sit alone in the Buddhist hall and recite scriptures all night. Xuan put his palm on the young man's left chest, and teased him deliberately, "This plop plop, could it be that... you fell in love with me?"

Qingming finally stopped sutras, opened his eyes and pushed away Shixuan's hand.

Shi Xuan felt his instantly cold arm, and stopped teasing, "Forget it, you are busy with your work, I will come back to you later."

Shi Xuan turned to look for Yin Fengyuan.

The frivolous man was flipping through the bamboo slips engraved with love between men and women on the bed. Seeing him come in, he pushed a pile of materials sent by various counties. Men and women who did not match and whose origins were unknown were lined up one by one, waiting for Yin Fengyuan to decide on the location of the next Qingming lecture.

After Yin Fengyuan finished reading the erotic palace, he caught a glimpse of Shi Xuan rubbing his forehead wearily, lying on his side on the couch.

The candle flame was beating, inch long and inch short, and the fire light reflected in Yin Fengyuan's eyes, burning his eyes with heat, covering Shixuan in the past, leaning close to Shixuan's ear, "Everyone else thinks you are my boy favourite, so you don't want to do it all!" job..."

Shi Xuan opened his eyelids, "If you never want to be detoxified, I don't mind having a taste of you."

Yin Fengyuan's face was slightly cold.

"...You said you could make a Xiang girl burst into tears, but it's been a long time. Apart from asking me to help the monk resolve his grievances, you didn't work hard for me. How can you be confident in helping me detoxify? Where are you going? Find a lover? Could it be that monk? If you say that you like him, I believe that you have tried your best for him, but he is scared by you and runs out every day. I don’t believe he is in love with you. If you really want to help me , and won’t spend every day admiring flowers and grass, watching plays and gathering friends.”

Yin Fengyuan raised Shixuan's chin, and the corners of his mouth curled up a bit mockingly, "If you really don't have the ability to make a woman of Hunan cry for you, and lie to me for so long, I will make you pay for it with your flesh."

"You are blind, how dare you blame me for not doing my best?"

Master Xuan said, "If I have the heart, I will use all my mind and energy in every action and every action at every moment, every moment, and try my best to provoke. There is no need to show my nakedness and make people laugh." Holding Yin Fengyuan, he raised the corner of his mouth and pulled it, Stretched into a horizontal line, dispelling the sarcasm, Shi Xuan said again, "At Qingming's age, it was almost too late. If you are really so impatient, I will let you check the results."

"when?"

"The day of the Flower Festival."

When Shi Xuan left Yin Fengyuan's place, it was already light.

On the way, I found that the Qingming room was lit. I opened the door and went in. I saw him writing at his desk, with a pile of completed bamboo slips next to him.I went and looked through it, and it was full of scriptures.Qingming stopped the carving knife and rolled up the bamboo slips one by one.Shi Xuan glanced at the bamboo chips on the table, looked at the scratches on Qingming's fingertips, and sat down beside him, "You stayed up all night because of these things?"

Qingming said, "I don't think it's bitter."

Master Xuan opened a few more scrolls, on which it is said that "all sentient beings who are equal to space, in order to be comforted to the land of joy, all the diligence of body, speech and mind should not depart from the path of Bodhi", which is the practice of Dharma.I changed another volume, Sanskrit was everywhere, and I could barely make out some characters. The "Vajrasattva Hundred-Character Mantra" and "Heart Sutra" are all about confessing, purifying the mind, eliminating karma and eliminating crimes. It can be seen what the afflictions have become?

Shi Xuan handed the scroll to Qingming, "I already understand."

Qingming took it, but didn't explore it.

Shi Xuan smiled, "Since you mind so much that I go to find Yin Fengyuan, why don't you ask me why?"

Qingming looked as usual, and said coldly, "I don't want to know."

Shi Xuan didn't let him go, "Really? Why do I always think you're curious?"

"...I'm not curious." Qingming put the bamboo slips on the shelf, with his back to Shixuan.

Shi Xuan smiled lightly, stepped forward and pressed against the boy's back, the aura of an adult man enveloped him, as long as the boy turned around, he could face him face to face, but Shi Xuan provocatively said, "I said, bald, you don't want to hear... ...Still afraid to listen?"

Qingming's expression turned slightly cold, "It has nothing to do with me."

The teacher declared "Ah, ah," and said, "I said bald, you usually have a lot of reasons, I don't know if you have noticed, but whenever you are in a mess, you just repeat what you said before, and you can't find a reason to refute it. .”

Qingming shut up.

"Forget it, you don't want to say it, I don't have the heart to force you." Shi Xuan took a few steps back to open the distance, seeing Qingming's tense back slowly relax, Shi Xuan was about to leave.Seeing the young man taking his clothes, he seemed to be planning to change and go out to fight. He glanced at the blue shadow in front of the young man's eyes, feeling a little distressed, so he said:

"I said, could it be that you tossed and turned and couldn't sleep because of my discomfort, and you still need to punch and punch to vent?"

Qingming stopped walking towards the screen, turned around, and strode towards the bamboo couch.

Shi Xuan picked up the Buddhist beads left on the table during the Qingming Festival, bowed his head and smiled.

……

On the day of Huachao Festival, there are huge crowds of people.

There are men and women dressed as flower gods parading the streets, and crowds surround both sides of the floats.Yin Fengyuan disguised himself a little, and took Shi Xuan, the reluctant Qingming, and guards to the outskirts of Xiangtan to enjoy the lake, and was almost knocked away by the crowd several times on the way.

Walk to the bridge.

The lake under the bridge flows quietly, and the lakeside is covered with tears of Hunan women. The petals are blue, and the buds are like crystal teardrops. Under the bright light, they twinkle like stars, as if the stars are shining in the daytime, which is quite amazing.No one has ever seen Xiangnv’s tears blossom. They only say that it must be the most human and sexual love that can make it burst into tears and smile.

There are quite a few people admiring the flowers, and Shi Xuan was in the midst of people coming and going, suddenly looking back.

The handsome young man stood not far away with his backlit, and he had been staring at him for an unknown amount of time.The sunlight shot out from behind the young man, as if passing through a layer of solemn Buddha's light, but the shadow under the full light was also thicker, and the expression in the thickness was also dignified.The youth Wuchen's eyes were covered with shadows, Shi Xuan had been with him day and night in the formation for a long time, and he was always very good at provoking his emotions, but at this moment he was unexpectedly unpredictable.

Shi Xuan didn't think too much, and looked for Yin Fengyuan who had been squeezed out of the crowd. At this moment, the person who fell next to him suddenly bumped into him. Shi Xuan held onto the bridge pillar, but was caught by the bridge pillar which had been in disrepair for a long time. One army!

From the corner of the eye, he saw Yin Fengyuan looking at him and then shifting his gaze to Qingming. Shi Xuan instantly understood that this was intentionally creating an opportunity for him to prove his "true feelings".

Turning his body out of the bridge, Shi Xuan heard the panic around him and the sound of running footsteps. In a flash, he just remembered to pull the back of the running person, and both fell into the water——

boom!The water splashed like a splash.

The water rushing into the ears and noses divides the world into two halves.

The bursts of exclamations outside the water gradually faded away from his ears, and he pulled away from the water. He was in the water with nothing to rely on, ups and downs, and his only consciousness was occupied by the arms tightly tied around his waist.

This padded back is thin and tall, his chest is very thin, hard enough to be full of bones, a bit awkward, he is uncomfortable, and when he struggles a little, his not strong arms are tightly tightened, firm and unrelenting, break him at the waist .

——Shi Xuan never thought that Qingming would take advantage of others' dangers.This indifferent and compassionate Buddhist disciple always gives people the impression of being unmoved and quiet...

It seems that you can stay out of it at any time; it seems that a long life will only be shelved quietly like stagnant water, and ten years, a hundred years, a thousand years, or even a dry sea will not make waves; Slowly, honestly and kindly, "If the mind does not move, the body will not move, and if the mind moves wildly, demons and obstacles will arise. All dharmas and emptiness in the world are all illusory. They are neither born nor destroyed, neither dirty nor clean, neither increase nor decrease. Just like people die The lights are off, and the past is gone."

At this time, the boy hugged him and sank to the bottom of the lake leisurely.

The two looked at each other, and the lake water pierced their eyes sharply and uncomfortable.

The boy neither let go nor fled, inexplicable emotions loomed in his eyes, and his face was so quiet that it made teeth itch.

The lack of oxygen caused Shi Xuan to have difficulty breathing, his body instinctively wanted to break free and swim up, but the arms around his waist were tightly bound, Shi Xuan was stunned!This bald man can't swim, or is it revenge for him repeatedly pulling people's backs.

The hair ornaments of the two have long since fallen off, and they have not shaved their hair again after going back to Qingming time. Each other's hair is intertwined in the water, and the black hair is swaying, regardless of you and me.Shi Xuan only thought of one poem about knotting hair, and it came from a bleak storybook about a husband and wife, "Tie hair on the same pillow, we are friends together in heaven and earth".He held his breath like Qingming, and grabbed Qingming's hair firmly... Could this bald man really plan to go to hell hand in hand?

If you die in this battle, you will really die!

Even if Shi Xuan can find skin again, the feeling of drowning is not good.

Xu Shixuan's gaze was too scorching.

Or maybe the young man's struggles and thinking have reached the limit, without any warning, the arms holding Shi Xuan suddenly tightened, Shi Xuan's eyes blurred, his body was lifted, and a cold and stiff lip pressed against him—— When the air came out of Qingming's mouth, Shi Xuan was a little surprised, and wrapped his arms around Qingming's neck, taking in different breaths from the boy's mouth to his heart's content.

Lips and teeth intertwined, Qingming's heart was churning and hard to calm down, his eyes were smudged with an indelible thick ink, so deep that it seemed that all the vision of the young man became palpitating with the gurgling water.He fixedly looked at Shixuan, like an abyss of still water, complicated and incomprehensible, it was easier to treat Shixuan, Qingming lightly closed his eyes and then opened them again, suppressed excess emotions, hugged Shixuan and swam to the surface of the water.

Yin Fengyuan waited on the shore for a long time, and ordered the two people to fish out half of their bodies in the water. Just when they were about to take Shixuan from the boy's arms, a shocking scene happened——

The tears of Xiangnv, which had never been opened before, suddenly bloomed in blue soft light, blooming one after another from under the bodies of Shi Xuan and Qingming, and blooming all over the body, like blossoming lanterns, each lamp is lit up, its brilliance is as bright as a dream, it makes people's hearts wander Rippling, the sun is still shining above the head, but the waves of blue light swaying below the body are as bright as stars, and the beauty is unparalleled in the world.

On the bridge, under the bridge, in the lake and outside the lake, the crowd was commotion.

The tears of Xiangnv who have never been shed... It is said that only a true and affectionate lover in the world can make her laugh through tears.

Shixuan, who was wrapped in soft light, followed the hand with his fingers intertwined, and looked at Qingming, the owner of the hand—the embarrassed young man stared blankly at Xiangnu's tears. Who is it blooming for?Residents?The young man in red?Still... Qingming was almost struggling, and his eyes fell on the hand that he shook with Shixuan, unable to return to his senses for a long time.