The author of Fast Time Travel always plays the protagonist

The team disbanded, and the reputation of Lu Ling as a lucky star spread among the Secondary School Youth League, so in the following game, Lu Ling would always meet some inexplicable Secondary School youths, and send him private chats for no reason. Inexplicably, he was asked to join the Secondary [-] team, but this was ignored by Lu Ling.

He has to seduce his Wei Yanhao well, that's the key point, as for running with the heroine, he decided to not do it in this world.

Lu Ling hurriedly searched the Internet for the strategy of Cha Hundred Years Prison. After all, if he wants to seduce Wei Yanhao, he must have some capital.

There is a saying that is good, dreams are full, but reality is very skinny. For Lu Ling, the reality now is that the official website does not have a strategy for how to use a hundred-year-old prison. The most famous is the messy criss-cross road map.

However, Lu Ling, a veteran of the game, knew very well that in this situation, he could adopt a simple and tough method to make the opponent not know that he was a novice, that is: follow along.

I'm so smart, Lu Ling thought.

But it is still the same old saying, the dream is full, but the reality is very skinny, because once you enter the hundred-year-old prison, the fellow in the vast blue sky will run away without a trace, and you will not be able to catch up.

The key point is that this hundred-year-old prison is most famous for its route, so this dungeon has no map at all, and of course it cannot show the location of teammates.

Speechless, I asked the sky, you idiot, why did Mao agree to come to the [-]-year-old prison.

On the computer screen, Lu Ling stood at the gate of the centenary prison in military uniform, leaning on an iron chain in a daze, as if he was stuck.

[Private chat] Haohan Qingtian: Where are you?

[Private chat] Ling Lingqi: In your heart, am I also in your heart?

[Private Chat] Hao Han Qing Tian: Crazy, hurry up, I'll wait for you at the poisonous bee.

[Private chat] Ling Lingqi: Well, to be honest, I have never been to a hundred-year-old prison, so you come and take me.

[Private Chat] Hao Han Qing Tian: Damn it, if you didn't say it earlier, I would have run to the poisonous bee!

[Private Chat] Ling Lingqi: I'm also desperate, so don't blame me, come and take me to the door, I'm a breast-feeder, I'm afraid that if I'm not careful, someone will knock me down and ruin me.

[Private chat] Hao Han Qingtian: Don't move around, there are piranhas near the door, no one can beat him.

[Private Chat] Ling Lingqi: Piranha?Is it the peony flower on the right side of the door?

[Private chat] Vast Qingtian: That's not a peony, don't move it.

[Private Chat] Ling Lingqi: But I've already moved, Falk! ! !Hold! ! ! !

[Team] Player Ling Lingqi died!

Lin Hao looked at the system prompt and couldn't help laughing out loud. This guy seemed to have suffered a lot, and it was right to bring him to the centenary prison. He didn't need to do anything himself, the other party was abused, which was very satisfying.

In fact, besides the intricate road, there is one more unacceptable thing in the Hundred Years Prison, that is, there is a huge piranha that looks like a peony but is actually a killer squatting at the door.

The key point is that there is no blue letter above the piranha's head, which means it is not an npc.

But if it is a monster, six full-level people should be able to eliminate it anyway, but no one has eliminated this thing.

Therefore, those who come here to brush Ganoderma lucidum grass basically keep to the left after entering, and try to lean against the railing on the left, so that they are not within the effective attack range of the piranha, and then they can go straight to the poisonous bee.

However, the piranha is an active attacking boss, so it will go crazy from time to time. For example, if someone comes in, even if they go to the left, it can swing the branches, pull those people in front of itself, and then kill and eat them one by one. .

"Fuck, I've been eaten, eaten, eaten! Fuck my head, so much blood, Fuck, my arm, I already feel the pain, Fuck, my thigh, woo Woohoo, only the feet are left, hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , spit out my white bones, spit out…”

Lu Ling, who forgot to turn off YY, died in the wailing, and Lin Hao, who didn't turn off YY over there, laughed even harder, and two teammates who formed a team at the beginning to wear orange outfits were also online, listening to Lu Ling's live broadcast, one This one laughed so hard, this guy with feelings was abused by piranhas, the whole world celebrates, gratifying to congratulate.

"I'm on the way to do gang missions, but I give you a big smile, hahahaha..."

"who are you?"

"A bitch is handsome, I am that bitch, let me laugh a little longer, hahaha..."

"I'm still here too, little nanny, I'm trying my best, let me laugh with the bitch for a while, hahaha..."

"You two sluts actually eavesdropped. The team leader kicked them out. Now it's our private time and we can't be disturbed by outsiders."

"I bet a dime, the leader is also laughing."

"If you bet a dime just now, don't leave. I'll add five points. The leader must be smiling."

Lin Hao cleared his throat, his voice recovered, and replied, "I didn't."

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L K L I know you love me and hate me because I'm so hot and obsessed with silver.

Lin Hao cleared his throat again, because otherwise he couldn't help "hahaha" like those two bitches, "Because, I'm done laughing."

"Hahaha……"

"Hahaha……"

"You're also a slut, but leader, even so, I still love you, I love you."

"Little nanny, you really love our head of the family. I have decided that even if you two come out, I will bless you both, Amen."

"One more upstairs."

"Work hard, can't you be a little self-aware, I hahaha you add one, I bet ten cents you add five points, now I wish them both out of the closet, so you also add one, the one on your neck is not mine brain."

"It would be scary if I stuck your brain on my neck, it would turn into a little yellow computer."

The two of them were arguing vigorously, but suddenly stopped, Lu Ling was about to be a melon eater, but there was no sound, so he checked his earphones, it was all right, looking back, only Ling Lingqi was left on the yy channel And the vast blue sky.

"Ahem, they are too noisy, I kicked them out."

Brother, you really don't understand the fun of watching people pinch each other!

"Well played, I just like you who are so mighty and domineering."

"Stop talking nonsense, can you be resurrected? If you can, follow me. Keep to the left. The piranhas over there can't attack you."

"My bones are still lying at the door."

"You click on your own bones to exit. This is different from other dungeons."

"Oh." Lu Ling clicked on his bones, and then a dialog box appeared, the content was: Please choose 1: Ascension 2: Entering the earth 3: Becoming a ghost 4: Reincarnation.

Lu Ling thought for a while, and chose 4, and Lin Hao said in yy, "Don't choose 4."

Lu Ling: "I've already chosen. Damn it!!!"

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Lu Ling watched helplessly as his bones disappeared in place, and then returned to the uniform he had been wearing before he died. Then the piranha came over and it was a move, and Lu Ling, who was fragile and bloody, lost half of his life immediately, and he hadn't reacted yet. , the piranha opened its mouth wide again, and Lu Ling, whose skin was fragile and blood thin, was dead.

Then Lu Ling watched helplessly again as his head was eaten, his arms were eaten, his stomach was eaten, his legs and feet were also eaten, and then, paji, the piranha spat out a pile of bones.

Looking at the ceiling, Lu Ling felt that one sentence was very, very good: there is nothing more to be sad than to die.

Over there, Hao Han Qin Tian stood in front of a pile of bones, waving the scepter in his hand from time to time, looking quite helpless.

But in fact, Lin Hao in front of the computer laughed until his stomach ached.

Thinking about the voice and tone of Ling Lingqi's wailing in YY just now, I feel that the person over there should be a cute and mischievous person, with a straightforward personality and a little temper, but he has always been very optimistic. In short, Lin Hao thinks Ling Lingqi is quite a happy people.

In yy, Lu Ling said with tears: "What should I choose?"

"Ascension."

"What if I choose 2?"

"You will be imprisoned in the Penitentiary Prison for two hours."

"What if it is 3 ghosts?"

"You'll be a ghost for two hours."

"Then I'm being eaten for the second time now, what are the consequences? Is there a two-hour punishment?"

"No, I just want you to watch the process of being eaten again."

Lu Ling wanted to cry but couldn't cry, Nima, watching himself being eaten bloody again, this punishment is more cheating than not being able to play games for two hours.

Of course, Lin Hao also thought so, so he reminded Lu Ling not to choose 4, instead of 2 or 3.

"You can choose again in 3 minutes."

"Oh, can I ask you something?"

"what?"

Lu Ling yelled: "Next time, can you finish all the precautions in one go? I watched myself being eaten twice, alive, spurting blood, and coughing when I ate my hands. There was a crunching sound, as if he was chewing on my bones, damn it, I won’t be able to sleep tonight, so I’m definitely going to find you, you wait for me, I’ll take you with me even in nightmares..."

"it is good."

Lu Ling: ...

You answered so simply, how can I continue to get angry?

Thinking about Wei Yanhao, Lu Ling once again confirmed that this guy must be his lover, because Wei Yanhao is also like this, always driving him crazy, and then easily agreeing to Lu Ling's request.

Clenching his fist, Lu Ling firmly determined to seduce Wei Yanhao.

[Private chat] Ling Lingqi: Haohanqingtian, do you have a wife?in game.

[Private chat] Haohan Qingtian: Yes.

[Private Chat] Ling Lingqi: Do you like her mother?

[Private Chat] Hao Han Qingtian: I don't know her mother, so I can't say whether I like her or not.

[Private chat] Ling Lingqi: You did it on purpose, you knew it was a typo.

[Private chat] Haohan Qingtian: Well, on purpose.

[Private Chat] Ling Lingqi: Then do you like her?

[Private chat] Haohan Qingtian: If you don't like it now, you won't know it in the future.

[Private Chat] Ling Lingqi: Then do you like me?

[Private chat] Haohan Qingtian: Do you like me?

[Private Chat] Ling Lingqi: Yes, yes, you finally noticed my love, I am so touched, you will go for divorce tomorrow, and then we will come out.

[Private chat] Haohan Qingtian: No.

[Private chat] Ling Lingqi: Why?

[Private Chat] Hao Han Qing Tian: You have been eaten by piranhas twice, it is a bit embarrassing to say it.

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, Wei Yanhao, just wait and see if I can't kill you!