The author of Fast Time Travel always plays the protagonist

The plot is always crooked, Lu Ling is already desperate for these worlds that do not follow the plot, so he waved his hand, Lu Ling said to Jiu Rong: "Look, the world is so beautiful, let's not care about our personal desires, right? ,Bye-Bye."

Lu Ling turned around and left, really annoyed, he was confessed by a snake with a tail that was two meters long, it scared me to death.

Forget it, it’s already like this anyway, Lu Ling decided to go to the town to find some delicious food. He heard that Lihuazhai’s jujube pastry is very delicious. Dare to go, because there are too many people queuing up there.

It was noon, and the sun shone warmly on Lu Ling, but it made Lu Ling feel uncomfortable, because he is a mermaid, and his desire for water is a hundred times stronger than sunshine and warmth.

Enduring the discomfort, Lu Ling looked at the long line, but he still had the confidence to wait, because so many people lined up, it must be because his food is delicious.

The sun became more and more poisonous. After Lu Ling waited for more than half an hour under the scorching sun, he finally arrived. The shopkeeper asked the dizzy Lu Ling: "Guest officer, what kind of shortbread do you want?"

"Give me ten of each kind." Lu Ling was getting annoyed with waiting, he must buy enough for ten days at a time.

"Okay." The owner happily prepared it for Lu Ling, but Lu Ling felt that he was about to be roasted by the scorching sun.

"Your shortbread, take it, welcome to come again next time." The shopkeeper's face was full of smiles, because today's shortbread has been sold out.

Joyfully, Lu Ling took a large bag of shortbread, and just a few steps away, he heard the shopkeeper say to others: "Sorry, today's shortbread is all sold out, thank you, all guests, if you need it, everyone Please come early tomorrow."

In an instant, Lu Ling's mood improved a lot. After all, he bought it. Thinking about those people who have waited in a long line and haven't bought it yet, hehe, it turns out that the happiness of life is based on the pain of others.

Lu Ling grinned, and walked slowly towards the house. As he walked, he heard: "That's the man, the man with the straw hat. He bought all the shortbread."

"It's really heartless, there are so many people waiting behind, he still buys ten."

"That's right, look at his slender arms and legs, how could he finish it, just to prevent us from buying it."

"I think so too, and he's wearing such a big straw hat, it must be because he's too ugly to see people."

……

Lu Ling was speechless, Nima, I'm so beautiful, you call me ugly?Be careful I take off my hat, I'll dazzle you to death!

Of course, in the end Lu Ling didn't dare to take off his hat. If everyone confessed, he would probably vomit blood.So holding a large bag of shortbread, he wobbled towards the house.

Because of the scorching sun, he really walked staggeringly this time, his body was already extremely dehydrated, and his head was dizzy.

But on the street, he can't use any exercises, after all, there are so many people staring at him.

Finally approaching the door of the house, Lu Ling's steps became more and more heavy, and he felt that he was really going to pass out. The shortbread in his hand weighed more than a thousand catties. Suddenly, his feet softened, and Lu Ling was about to fall down.

But what about the shortbread in my arms?

So when Lu Ling fell face down, he tried his last bit of strength to turn his body around, but in the end he saved the shortbread in his arms and hurt the back of his head.

"Cough, you're so stupid." A magnetic voice fell to his ears, Lu Ling looked under the wide straw hat, and then saw a gorgeous face.

Fuck, handsome guy, are you laughing at me?

In other words, even if I fall, it's none of your business, you come out and say that I'm stupid, are you looking for a draw?

Lu Ling stood up holding the shortbread, took off the straw hat, put one hand on his hip, and said, "I don't care about you, go back and eat the shortbread."

The handsome guy was taken aback, then chased after Lu Ling and entered the house.

"Master, you are back, look what I did for you," Jiu Rong came out with a plate of black things, and then saw the stunning man following Lu Ling, so she put the bowl on the table , pointing at him and asking, "Sir, who is this man?"

Lu Ling looked at Jiu Rong, and blurted out, "Where's your tail?"

"It doesn't matter, who is he, you brought an unknown person back!"

Lu Ling turned around and continued to blurt out: "Why are you following?"

"I fell in love with you at first sight. I was wrong just now. I shouldn't laugh at you."

Lu Ling looked up at the sky, then sighed and said, "First of all, beauty, do you know my name, so you can call me Mr. Xianggong; secondly, this young man, do you know what kind of personality I am, and you fell in love at first sight?"

Jiu Rong stared at the new man, and asked coldly, "Who are you and why did you come to my house?"

The man also looked at Jiu Rong coldly, and his tone was like ice skates. He asked back: "Hmph, you don't even know what his name is, so you call him Mr. Xianggong? Shameless!"

"At least I'm a woman."

"It's just a female snake. It's ridiculous to talk about a woman."

"You, how do you know I belong to a snake?"

"Because I'm the demon king, hum!"

"The demon king? I'm still the demon king's mother."

"I am the demon king, I can crush you to death with one finger."

"Then you crush me to death in front of him, even if I die, he won't like you."

……

Lu Ling took out a jujube paste shortbread, sat down in the shade, took off his shoes, put them in the water basin, and watched the two of them quarreling quietly.

Take a bite of shortbread, the skin is crisp and delicious, and the jujube paste is sweet and not sticky to the mouth. When you eat a piece of it, the taste is perfectly combined, and the world becomes a better place.

Squinting his eyes, Lu Ling smiled happily.

As soon as Jiu Rong and Yao Wang turned their heads, they saw Lu Ling smiling, and they both froze. The person they loved was so charming.

His complexion is as white as jade, his facial features are exquisite as carvings, and his smile makes people feel like a spring breeze. His light brown curly hair is simply tied up, and his clear dark blue pupils seem to contain a sea inside.

"Huh? Why aren't you noisy anymore?" Lu Ling asked with wide-eyed eyes.

Jiu Rong, Demon King: ...

The feeling person uses the two of them to quarrel for dinner?But I still like it very much, do you have it, I can't stop it.

"Okay, come over and eat the shortbread if you don't make any noise, it's very delicious." While soaking his feet, Lu Ling held a half-eaten shortbread in one hand, and gave them two shortbread in the other hand , with a simple expression like that of a four or five-year-old child.

Jiu Rong and Yao Wang stopped arguing, each of them took a shortbread and sat next to Lu Ling to eat it.

"My name is Lu Ling, what are your two names?"

Although Lu Ling has read the original text, he knows what their names are, but in it, he still has to respect logic, otherwise when asked why he knew their names without asking anything, should he answer that he himself is a master dancer? of it?

"My name is Jiu Rong, and I'm a snake demon, but don't be afraid, I'm no different from ordinary people, and I won't harm anyone." Jiu Rong said.

"My name is Qian Hao, and I am the Demon King." Qian Hao said lightly.

"Then what kind of demon are you?"

"I am a tree."

"What tree?"

"Velvet tree."

Lu Ling nodded, pretending to understand, "Oh."

Jiu Rong curled her lips in disdain, "Cut, it's the acacia tree. Lu Ling, don't pay attention to him. He has the same name as him. He must be a pervert."

"My name is Albizia Jubilata, not Jubilation Tree."

"almost."

"According to you, the seahorse is also a horse? The snake grass is also a snake?"

"you……"

Lu Ling ate the shortbread bite by bite, and continued to soak his feet, but accidentally, some water in the basin spilled out, and the sound of the water made the two quarreling look at Lu Ling again.

Jiu Rong changed the disdain on her face, and asked softly, "Lu Ling, why do you wash your feet in broad daylight?"

"Oh, I'm not human either, I'm a mermaid." Another bite of shortbread was indeed delicious, and my mood was already as clear as the sun outside.

"..."

The level of mermaids is higher than that of all monsters except the demon king, and because mermaids are too rare, and they are the best cultivation furnaces, so mermaids are caught wantonly, so in this world, there are not many mermaids, almost Nearly extinct.

Although the level of mermaids is high, they are basically not that powerful.The mermaid is basically the same level as the shark, but the mermaid is born with better physique than the mermaid, and it is easier to cultivate into a strong one.

Now there are no more than ten mermaids in the ocean, so the mermaids are well protected by the shark king. This time when Lu Ling came out, he also reported it to the shark king, and he has already made a promise that he will definitely return to the ocean in two months. .

Thinking of the Shark King, Lu Ling got goosebumps again, because the handsome Shark King, his name is Long Zhuangzhuang.

Hey, Comrade Long Zhuangzhuang was very dissatisfied with Lu Ling's behavior of saving the heroine, and warned him not to mess with the demon king, because the demon king is a psychopath, and he would have convulsions when he had nothing to do.

"Then do you want to be my cauldron?" Qian Hao said.

Lu Ling choked his throat with a bite of shortbread, "cough, cough, cough..."

Jiu Rong stood up angrily, pointed at Qian Hao and began to curse: "You think you are the demon king, you can do whatever you want? Lu Ling is a single person, not your pet. If you dare to take him away, you will be treated as yours!" Even if I die, I will not let you go."

Indeed, in this world, many mermaids are captured and used as other people's stoves, but such a shameless person who directly asks others if they want to be a stove is really rare in a thousand years.

After eating the last bite of shortbread, Lu Ling clapped his hands and said, "Sorry, I refuse." Let's talk about it after you recover your memory.

Lu Ling was sure that Qian Hao must be Wei Yanhao, because so many worlds came, without exception, all the people who were played were Wei Yanhao.

"Oh, forget it." Qianhao said.

Jiu Rong was out of breath, staring at Qian Hao for a long time speechless, and finally looking at Lu Ling, the anger in her heart dissipated a lot.

After bringing out the rice she made, Jiu Rong said, "Master, try my rice. I took a bite. It's delicious."

When Lu Ling saw the dark things on the plate, he lost his appetite, "No, I'm not hungry."

"Try it, I made it just for you." Jiu Rong looked at Lu Ling with tears in her eyes.

After all, his heart softened. Lu Ling took out a black object and put it in his mouth with his eyes closed.

chew, chew...

Well, it doesn't seem that bad, it's a bit like chicken.

After swallowing it, Lu Ling asked, "Jiurong, what do you call this?"

"Charcoal-grilled mouse legs," Jiu Rong said excitedly, "it's delicious. I caught all the mice around here. A mouse only has a little leg meat. I caught dozens of mice before I could eat it." Make such a small plate. Here, I’ll give you all, you’re welcome.”

"Ugh..." Damn it, Lu Ling felt like he wanted to die, what the hell he ate rat meat just now! ! !