The author of Fast Time Travel always plays the protagonist

Abbott came out with a shovel and shouted: "Who is singing nonsense, it's so ugly."

Lu Ling looked at Hilmon, who said calmly, "It's not me."

"Come in, dinner is ready." Abbott entered the door again with a shovel in hand.

Covering her mouth, Lu Ling smiled and said, "Captain, you don't even make a draft of a lie, it's so smooth."

Then Lu Ling was beaten up by Hilmon. After all, he can't blame Hilmon, because Lu Ling has been spared no effort to find a beating.

After being beaten, Lu Ling held his numb buttocks and went into Silmon's house.

The home furnishings are very ordinary, there are no expensive tables and chairs, and no special decorations. There are only simple furniture and an old lady.

The old lady was Abbott's mother, her name was Selina. Her white hair was combed neatly behind her head. Although her face was wrinkled, she couldn't hide her nobility.

Lu Ling felt that when he saw the old lady, he wanted to kneel down with her, but the old lady smiled and took his hand and said: "You are the new Xiao Ling, Abbott told me, you Diligent and obedient, hey, good boy, let me see."

Silmon was very upset at being left aside, so he also walked up to the old lady and said, "Grandma, I'm here too."

The old lady nodded, took Xiermen's hand and put it on top of Lu Ling's.

Lu Ling: ...

What the hell is this feeling of being alone?No, this is not Tuogu, this is to make them a couple?Well, Lu Ling still doesn't understand.

"Although I am old, I also know that this matter cannot be changed, and it is not a problem, as long as you are happy."

Lu Ling: ...

Hillmon: ...

When Abbott entered the room and saw this scene, he was speechless. He could only step forward and pull the old lady's hand away, and said to Lu Ling apologetically, "Dude, don't mind, the old lady is out of her mind."

Lu Ling withdrew his hand, then breathed a sigh of relief, and replied, "It's okay."

Silmon asked, "Is it more serious?"

Abbott nodded and replied, "Well, it's hard to tell the difference now."

The old lady was still smiling gently, and Abbott nodded at everything he said. After a while, he even touched Abbott's stomach and said, "Girl, you are still walking around while you are pregnant. You are not afraid of delaying the baby."

Abbott just hugged his mother and said, "I see, the child is fine, come and eat."

The few people ate like this, and Lu Ling gradually learned from their conversation that the old lady had once married a nobleman, but the nobleman later abandoned her. raise up.

Now that she is old, the old lady always feels that she is a noble lady, and she always mentions that nobleman's name, but no one can refute anything, she is too old, and she has suffered enough in life.

When Abbott was at sea, his sister Lila took care of the old lady. Now Lila has gone home to take care of her own family.

Nuannuan stayed in this place for two weeks, and Lu Ling saw with his own eyes how popular and beloved they were, and finally understood how much people long for heroes in this turbulent era.

For them, the crew on the Nuannuan are obviously pirates, but they are also the protectors in their lives.

Two weeks later, Nuannuan came again, and they prepared fresh water and food. This time, they were going to the Sisli area.

Lu Ling knew that the pirates in the Xisili area were rampant, and it was because of the rampant that they went, because the crew wanted to live, and the people they protected wanted to live, but Nuan Nuan herself never did anything to burn, kill, and plunder the people. The thing is, they're all robbing other real pirates of their stuff.

During the voyage this time, Lu Ling was no longer seasick. He stood unsteadily on the deck watching the seagulls.

At this time Caitlin came over. Her thin figure made her look a little thin, and her pale lips showed that her body had not fully recovered.

She walked up to Lu Ling and stood with him, watching the seagulls rising and falling in the distance, and suddenly she asked, "Oh man, how can I have breasts?"

Lu Ling: Wat?

Caitlin still looked at the seagull, and continued after a long time: "Look at Lucy, I am obviously a woman, but my breasts are as flat as the sea, no, the sea still has some ripples, and mine doesn't even have any ripples." .”

Lu Ling: Mistress, why are you telling me this?I'm a man, can't you see that?What the hell, how do you want me to comfort you?I don't have breasts, okay?

Lu Ling kept his expression blank and continued to look at the seagulls in the sky, but he took a step aside quietly so that he could pretend that Caitlin was talking to himself instead of talking to him.

Caitlin also looked at the seagull, her face became more melancholy, "You said, if I had breasts, would I be as popular as Lucy? But I really want to have breasts. Lucy told me, breasts Not important, but I think it is very important."

Lu Ling: Damn, heroine, your face is already beautiful, and many people already like you, please stop talking about your breasts, please pay attention to your inner beauty, and don't care about such external things, okay ?Well, even if you care, please tell a girlfriend, don't tell me, okay?Since when did I become a beauty friend?

Lu Ling silently took another step to the side, hoping to stay away from Caitlin, because he really didn't know how to answer the question of the heroine!

Caitlin let out a long sigh, then accepted it, and said, "Forget it, if you don't have breasts, you have no breasts, you can fight with me!"

Caitlin stopped looking at Seagull, she stared at Lu Ling for a moment, waiting for his reply.

Lu Ling: ...

How does a beautiful woman, no breasts and a fight constitute a causal relationship?I don't read much, so don't tease me.

Lu Ling: "Ahem, I'm a handyman, so I don't fight."

"Are you a man?"

"..."

"Then fight with me."

Lu Ling didn't fight Caitlin in the end, because Hillmon came over, this is said to be the strongest man on Nuannuan, so Caitlin turned around and chased after Silmon, with big watery eyes, Kate Lin said, "Dude, fight with me."

Silmon looked down at Caitlin for a long time, and then asked very uncertainly, "Are you a woman?"

Caitlin followed Hilmon's line of sight, looked at her chest, and then got angry. How dare you laugh at me and beat you to death!

Then Silmon was knocked to the ground by Caitlin.

Caitlin looked down at Hilmon, then raised her middle finger, mockingly said, "That's all."

Hilmon was also taken aback. He really didn't expect a woman to be so powerful. She could rival a man in terms of strength and speed, and she was very skillful, but she was a little immature.

Silmon jumped up in the same position as he fell to the ground.

Patting his butt, Silmon smiled, because he finally had an opponent, which made him excited.

On the other hand, Lu Ling took out a piece of beef jerky and began to eat it. Is the relationship in line with the plot?The male and female protagonists are against each other at first, and then slowly change, and finally the male protagonist finds that he is hopelessly in love with the female protagonist.

Whoops, eat beef jerky and watch a movie.

Wait, what about his Wei Yanhao?

Forget it, let's talk about it after they finish fighting, if Hillmon really falls in love with Caitlin, it means that he is not Wei Yanhao at all.

Although he knew that the heroine would definitely lose in the end, it didn't stop Lu Ling from enjoying watching the show, after all, the process was the most interesting.

The battle is about to start. The first confrontation between the heroine and the hero in the original text is very well written, but what the hell are you two doing now?

"One two three four, two two three four..."

The beef jerky is about to drop, okay? What about a fight?

Silmon looked at Lu Ling and said, "Do warm-up exercises well, so you won't get sprained easily."

Lu Ling gave Silmon a thumbs up, meaning you are awesome, but Silmon said, "Thank you, I know I must be the best."

Lu Ling: "Ahem..."

Fuck, the beef is coughing up, it's really annoying.

Silmon finally got into a fight with the heroine, and the crowd of onlookers, as mentioned, was getting bigger and bigger.

It is because of this time that the heroine got the attention of the hero and also the respect of all the pirates of Nuan Nuan.

However, the heroine in the original text is a ruthless protagonist, because Mao Luling thinks she is a super big bastard.

Speaking of men, it’s okay to be two-pointed, heroine, you are so beautiful, why are you so two-pointed?

Lu Ling lowered her head and smiled, thinking that this might be the standard feature of Chu Xiaochi's articles, so she was relieved again. It is much better to have this kind of heroine than that kind of shrewd and loves to write.

"Clap clap clap!"

"Wonderful!"

"It's so handsome!"

"Good fight!"

……

Lu Ling: Damn, what happened?As soon as he bowed his head, the fight between the two of them was over?Fuck, I put all my beef jerky in my mouth, and you just finished beating it like this?I haven't chewed yet!

However, laymen watch the excitement, and experts watch the way, so although Lu Ling didn't see anything, the other crew members could see clearly. Sure enough, he was born to abuse people.

After everyone dispersed, Lu Ling continued to stare at the seagull while leaning on the railing, feeling deeply hurt.

At this time, Caitlin came to him again, leaning on the railing and staring at the seagull with a gloomy expression on her face.

In the silence, Lu Ling heard Caitlin say: "You think if I grow taller and have bigger breasts, can I crush the captain?"

Fuck, beauty, can we stop worrying about boobs?

Taking two steps back, Lu Ling quickly slipped away while Kaitlyn wasn't paying attention.

Clutching his darling, Lu Ling ran to the kitchen and said to Abbott, "Abbott, I want to eat a strawberry mousse."

"Well, eat it, it's for you."

"Abbot, you don't know, I feel like I escaped death just now."

"what happened?"

"Because of breasts."

A few days later, they finally arrived at the Sisli area. Seeing the pirate ship slowly approaching, Lu Ling became extremely nervous, because Nima was about to hit it.

A man was tied to the mast on the opposite side, holding a flag with a skull painted on it, shouting at them: "We will take away your pockets and take away your cabins. We are the Skeleton Pirates. Surrender now!" Nuannuan team."

Joy, so the pirates shouted like this?Tying someone to a flagpole?Hahaha……

Silmon looked at Lu Ling, and then said to the people behind him, "Tie him up!"

Lu Ling: What do you mean?