"If you dare to attack him, I'll kill you!" Situ Tianao stomped on the man again while saying that.
Lu Ling: ...
Fuck it, come back as soon as you come back, has your fucking IQ regressed?
He grabbed Situ Tianao's hair and pulled it back. Situ Tianao obediently backed up to Lu Ling with his head tilted, and said, "Xiao Ling, I'll cut my hair when I get back tonight."
"good."
Lu Ling patted Situ Tianao's head, no, his name should be Wei Yanhao now, Lu Ling said, "I've been waiting for you for a long time."
Situ Tianao kissed Lu Ling and said expressionlessly, "I miss you."
Ouyang Chuxin, Yinglian Qingwu, the man who was knocked down and kicked inexplicably: ...
what's the situation?
"Brother, you...and him...what did you come back for?"
Lu Ling looked at Ying Lian Qingwu and smiled, "Oh, I officially announce that Situ Tianao and I are in love."
Situ Tianao: "Yes, we are in love."
Ouyang Chuxin, Yinglian Qingwu, the man who was knocked down and kicked inexplicably: ...
Lu Ling summoned the waiter and asked him to help the lying man up, then added two portions of mutton, and started eating.
Now Wei Yanhao didn't even look at the two people opposite him, slowly removed the shell of the shrimp, and put it in front of Lu Ling, only when there was too much food in Lu Ling's bowl, did he remember to eat a few mouthfuls by himself.
Ying Lian Qingwu was stunned. A few hours ago, there was no such ambiguous atmosphere between the two, why was it suddenly full of pink bubbles?
When Lu Ling was full, he casually handed his bowl to Wei Yanhao, and Wei Yanhao, like a normal person, ate Lu Ling's leftover food without hesitation.
"Situ Tian'ao, you actually eat leftovers. Where's your dignity as a monster catcher?" Ouyang Chuxin couldn't stand it anymore.
Situ Tianao pointed at Lu Ling, and then said nonsense expressionlessly: "He is justice, and he is dignity."
Ouyang Chuxin: ...
What broken theory?Can't communicate anymore!
After the meal was over, both Ying Lian Qingwu and Ouyang Chuxin felt seriously hurt mentally, so Ouyang Chuxin said, "You, don't go home, I don't want to see them at night."
Yinglian Qingwu nodded in agreement: "Okay, for the time being... I don't really want to talk to my brother. I don't know if it's because I'm too young. Now I can't understand my brother."
"Go to the room."
"Slap!" Lu Ling slapped Ouyang Chuxin on the head, "My sister is only fourteen, are you sick?"
Ouyang Chuxin slapped him back, but was blocked by Situ Tianao halfway. Ouyang Chuxin curled his lips and said, "Cut, it's boring. We can open two rooms, one for each person, can't we? I'll be there when I see you two." bother."
"No, if you get wild in the middle of the night, who will protect my sister?"
"Brother, otherwise I'll go back to the school dormitory, I don't want to go home yet."
Lu Ling thought for a while and replied, "Yes."
The four of them finally separated, and Lu Ling and Wei Yanhao went home together. Suddenly, the street lights, buildings, and pedestrians disappeared on the road.
Lu Ling looked at Comrade Bulb and said, "Is there a monster?"
Wei Yanhao shook his head and said, "No."
"Then what are you doing with the enchantment?"
After throwing Lu Ling down, Wei Yanhao replied, "Fuck you."
Fuck!Is this street play?
What if the enchantment is broken while doing it?Brother, can you have some spectrum?
"Think now, don't wait until you go home." Wei Yanhao said, rubbing Lu Ling's head.
Lu Ling rubbed Wei Yanhao who was lying on his body like a big dog, then tried his best to relax his body, and said, "Okay."
It's not so unacceptable, right, it's actually quite interesting when you think about it, street play or something that might be discovered, it's dangerous and exciting.
and then?
Of course it was a blast!
Neither of them had done this before, but the effect was particularly good.
After the end, the two hugged each other, Wei Yanhao said: "This world is very good."
Lu Ling rolled his eyes, of course it's good, his cooperation means that Wei Yanhao can play all kinds of games anytime and anywhere, forget it, anyway, he is also very happy, so he doesn't complain about Wei Yanhao.
"Now? What are we doing?"
Lu Ling: "Get dressed, go home, and take a shower."
Wei Yanhao: "Well, okay, I'll help you."
Lu Ling stretched out his hands, pretending to be half-dead, and let Wei Yanhao toss about.
After returning home, it was already very late, and Lu Ling was also very tired, so Wei Yanhao was still in charge of his bathing, and it was late at night when he really lay down on the bed.
Lu Ling didn't have time to think, but Wei Yanhao began to think. He inherited all the memories of Situ Tianao, and of course he knew the cause and effect.
But he can't be in a hurry now. After all, he has to ask clearly what the world of Lu Ling's novels is like, where it has developed, and what to do next.
After thinking about it for a while, Wei Yanhao also decided to go to bed. After having Lu Ling, he is no longer used to making decisions by himself. He likes to listen to Lu Ling's opinion first and then make a decision.
Turn off the lights, hug Lu Ling, and go to sleep.
Lying in Wei Yanhao's arms, Lu Ling slept very soundly.
When he woke up, Lu Ling's eyes were pitch black, and he was a little confused. Lu Ling rubbed his eyes.
Lifting the quilt, the room gradually became brighter. Lu Ling touched Wei Yanhao's face and said, "Bulb, I like you."
After sleeping again, it was almost noon when the two woke up. Lu Ling smiled and ate the breakfast Wei Yanhao made, um, it was delicious.
Wei Yanhao was very satisfied, he said blankly: "After eating, do it again."
Lu Ling: "Go to hell, remember everything now, let's talk about what happened."
System: Dear, dear, it’s not good, you were supposed to wear it on Xi, but we accidentally made you wear it wrong again.
Lu Ling: Get the hell out of here.
System: Well, anyway, you already have experience, so please ask yourself for blessings.
Lu Ling: Damn it, hurry up and explode a thousand times on the spot.
Wei Yanhao: "Who are you going to fuck, why do I have to explode on the spot, and I have to stay away from you if it explodes, otherwise it will hurt you."
"Did I say it again? I didn't fuck you, I fucked..." Lu Ling paused, suddenly thinking that such a scene had happened before.
He couldn't help laughing, and thought of Wei Yanhao's next sentence, so Lu Ling pushed away the table, swooped and hung on Wei Yanhao.
"Honey, it's the system, it made a mistake again."
"Oh, just get used to it."
Lu Ling nodded, and then said: "The supporting role this time should actually be Xi, that big devil."
"Oh, but he's already possessed."
"Enchanted?"
"Well, it's hard to get his sanity back."
Fell, the original plan of the system let him possess the big devil, which means that it is basically an impossible task, and then it is basically impossible for him to return to the original world?
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Lu Ling: System, come out for me!
System: Darling, I'm always here, I'm your solid support, what do you want me to do?
Lu Ling: When I go back, I will try my best to kill your system, just to let you know.
System: Darling, don't do this, I didn't make mistakes on purpose, really, you have to believe me, I'm innocent, human beings make mistakes, not to mention I'm not human yet.Dear, please forgive, please hug, please bury your chest, please...
Lu Ling: I'm done notifying, go away.
System: Whoop, then I went to sleep?Woohoo, but I'm still so sad, what should I do, dear, can't you take back what you just said?I'm so scared, woo woo woo...
Lu Ling: Get out!
System: Then dear, you can ask for more blessings, come on, I still love you.
"Did you threaten the system?" Wei Yanhao said while hugging Lu Ling who was still hanging on his body.
"Well, I said I would destroy him."
"A good threat."
"I think so."
"Eat well, I'll take you to meet Xi." Wei Yanhao took the spoon, scooped up a spoonful of sweet porridge, and fed it to Lu Ling.
"Well, yes." Delicious, Lu Ling narrowed his eyes, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.
"Don't worry, I will protect you and prevent you from being in danger. Let's call my master together later, double guarantee."
"Your master? The three-thousand-year-old one? Is he handsome?" Lu Ling asked while eating porridge.
Wei Yanhao was obviously thinking about this question seriously. After thinking about it, Lu Ling saw his expression as if he had eaten a fly.
This is how shabby his appearance is to make Wei Yanhao show such an expression. Lu Ling has done a lot of mental training for himself. After all, he might be really shocked when he suddenly sees an extremely ugly person.
After eating, Lu Ling also prepared his mind well, and the two left just like that. The way of travel is: fly.
Wei Yanhao first cast an invisibility spell on Lu Ling, and then he flew up while holding him, although it was a bit crooked.
Wei Yanhao explained in the air: "It's the first time I'm flying with someone in my arms, I'm not used to it."
Lu Ling was dizzy from being shaken, but he endured it and said comfortingly, "It's okay, let's fly."
Half an hour later, Lu Ling regretted it, because he saw Wei Yanhao's master, and before he had time to say hello, he spit all the breakfast on his clothes with a "poof".
Lu Ling: ...
Wei Yanhao: ...
master:……
Just as Lu Ling was about to say I'm sorry, the world was spinning before his eyes, and then flew out again, the speed was obviously several times faster than before.
Lu Ling was very uncomfortable being carried by Wei Yanhao, but Wei Yanhao hurriedly said: "Xiao Ling, run away first."
"what?"
The two fled for 5 minutes, thinking they had run far away, Wei Yanhao put Lu Ling down, looked at him carefully, and after confirming that he was fine, he said: "My master, he, uh... seems to be crazy."
"what?"
"Oh, I'm so sorry, your master is crazy, but unfortunately, even if he is crazy, he is still your master. Little Aoao, come on, let's hurt each other." Saying this, Master Master has fallen from the sky in front of Wei Yanhao and Lu Ling .
Only then did Lu Ling see the master's face clearly, damn it, this can no longer be described as handsome, this is absolutely beautiful, so beautiful that I have no friends.
But no matter how beautiful the face is, it's useless. Is he really crazy?
The three-thousand-year-old master who is so beautiful that he has no friends, he has two ponytails, yes, one ponytail on each side.
It's nothing more than double ponytails, and she also wears two bow ties, big red ones!
Lu Ling: ...
"Master, you can't beat me."
"Hmph, I can't beat you, but you don't dare to hit me, haha." Master Master covered his lips and smiled.
Ignoring his pair of ponytails and bow tie, Master Master is definitely a coquettish beauty, and even his eyes can be said to be soul-stirring. Unfortunately, no matter how beautiful, Master Master is also a psychopath.
Lu Ling glanced at the master, covered his eyes again, ouch, hot eyes.
Wei Yanhao didn't speak, Master Master had already taken out the whip, and with a wicked smile, the master said: "Hehe, Xiao Aoao, do you like pain or not, I'll let you enjoy it, it will definitely make you happy."
Fuck, master, are you still an S attribute?
Wei Yanhao helped Lu Ling stand up, patted the dust off the two of them, took a deep breath, and said calmly, "Master, I want to see Xi, you accompany me."
After the master heard this, he turned around suddenly, flicked his ponytails, and ran away, followed by smoke!
in a flash...
cigarette……
Lu Ling: ...
The author has something to say: Little angels, come, remind us, hurt each other...
Lu Ling: ...
Fuck it, come back as soon as you come back, has your fucking IQ regressed?
He grabbed Situ Tianao's hair and pulled it back. Situ Tianao obediently backed up to Lu Ling with his head tilted, and said, "Xiao Ling, I'll cut my hair when I get back tonight."
"good."
Lu Ling patted Situ Tianao's head, no, his name should be Wei Yanhao now, Lu Ling said, "I've been waiting for you for a long time."
Situ Tianao kissed Lu Ling and said expressionlessly, "I miss you."
Ouyang Chuxin, Yinglian Qingwu, the man who was knocked down and kicked inexplicably: ...
what's the situation?
"Brother, you...and him...what did you come back for?"
Lu Ling looked at Ying Lian Qingwu and smiled, "Oh, I officially announce that Situ Tianao and I are in love."
Situ Tianao: "Yes, we are in love."
Ouyang Chuxin, Yinglian Qingwu, the man who was knocked down and kicked inexplicably: ...
Lu Ling summoned the waiter and asked him to help the lying man up, then added two portions of mutton, and started eating.
Now Wei Yanhao didn't even look at the two people opposite him, slowly removed the shell of the shrimp, and put it in front of Lu Ling, only when there was too much food in Lu Ling's bowl, did he remember to eat a few mouthfuls by himself.
Ying Lian Qingwu was stunned. A few hours ago, there was no such ambiguous atmosphere between the two, why was it suddenly full of pink bubbles?
When Lu Ling was full, he casually handed his bowl to Wei Yanhao, and Wei Yanhao, like a normal person, ate Lu Ling's leftover food without hesitation.
"Situ Tian'ao, you actually eat leftovers. Where's your dignity as a monster catcher?" Ouyang Chuxin couldn't stand it anymore.
Situ Tianao pointed at Lu Ling, and then said nonsense expressionlessly: "He is justice, and he is dignity."
Ouyang Chuxin: ...
What broken theory?Can't communicate anymore!
After the meal was over, both Ying Lian Qingwu and Ouyang Chuxin felt seriously hurt mentally, so Ouyang Chuxin said, "You, don't go home, I don't want to see them at night."
Yinglian Qingwu nodded in agreement: "Okay, for the time being... I don't really want to talk to my brother. I don't know if it's because I'm too young. Now I can't understand my brother."
"Go to the room."
"Slap!" Lu Ling slapped Ouyang Chuxin on the head, "My sister is only fourteen, are you sick?"
Ouyang Chuxin slapped him back, but was blocked by Situ Tianao halfway. Ouyang Chuxin curled his lips and said, "Cut, it's boring. We can open two rooms, one for each person, can't we? I'll be there when I see you two." bother."
"No, if you get wild in the middle of the night, who will protect my sister?"
"Brother, otherwise I'll go back to the school dormitory, I don't want to go home yet."
Lu Ling thought for a while and replied, "Yes."
The four of them finally separated, and Lu Ling and Wei Yanhao went home together. Suddenly, the street lights, buildings, and pedestrians disappeared on the road.
Lu Ling looked at Comrade Bulb and said, "Is there a monster?"
Wei Yanhao shook his head and said, "No."
"Then what are you doing with the enchantment?"
After throwing Lu Ling down, Wei Yanhao replied, "Fuck you."
Fuck!Is this street play?
What if the enchantment is broken while doing it?Brother, can you have some spectrum?
"Think now, don't wait until you go home." Wei Yanhao said, rubbing Lu Ling's head.
Lu Ling rubbed Wei Yanhao who was lying on his body like a big dog, then tried his best to relax his body, and said, "Okay."
It's not so unacceptable, right, it's actually quite interesting when you think about it, street play or something that might be discovered, it's dangerous and exciting.
and then?
Of course it was a blast!
Neither of them had done this before, but the effect was particularly good.
After the end, the two hugged each other, Wei Yanhao said: "This world is very good."
Lu Ling rolled his eyes, of course it's good, his cooperation means that Wei Yanhao can play all kinds of games anytime and anywhere, forget it, anyway, he is also very happy, so he doesn't complain about Wei Yanhao.
"Now? What are we doing?"
Lu Ling: "Get dressed, go home, and take a shower."
Wei Yanhao: "Well, okay, I'll help you."
Lu Ling stretched out his hands, pretending to be half-dead, and let Wei Yanhao toss about.
After returning home, it was already very late, and Lu Ling was also very tired, so Wei Yanhao was still in charge of his bathing, and it was late at night when he really lay down on the bed.
Lu Ling didn't have time to think, but Wei Yanhao began to think. He inherited all the memories of Situ Tianao, and of course he knew the cause and effect.
But he can't be in a hurry now. After all, he has to ask clearly what the world of Lu Ling's novels is like, where it has developed, and what to do next.
After thinking about it for a while, Wei Yanhao also decided to go to bed. After having Lu Ling, he is no longer used to making decisions by himself. He likes to listen to Lu Ling's opinion first and then make a decision.
Turn off the lights, hug Lu Ling, and go to sleep.
Lying in Wei Yanhao's arms, Lu Ling slept very soundly.
When he woke up, Lu Ling's eyes were pitch black, and he was a little confused. Lu Ling rubbed his eyes.
Lifting the quilt, the room gradually became brighter. Lu Ling touched Wei Yanhao's face and said, "Bulb, I like you."
After sleeping again, it was almost noon when the two woke up. Lu Ling smiled and ate the breakfast Wei Yanhao made, um, it was delicious.
Wei Yanhao was very satisfied, he said blankly: "After eating, do it again."
Lu Ling: "Go to hell, remember everything now, let's talk about what happened."
System: Dear, dear, it’s not good, you were supposed to wear it on Xi, but we accidentally made you wear it wrong again.
Lu Ling: Get the hell out of here.
System: Well, anyway, you already have experience, so please ask yourself for blessings.
Lu Ling: Damn it, hurry up and explode a thousand times on the spot.
Wei Yanhao: "Who are you going to fuck, why do I have to explode on the spot, and I have to stay away from you if it explodes, otherwise it will hurt you."
"Did I say it again? I didn't fuck you, I fucked..." Lu Ling paused, suddenly thinking that such a scene had happened before.
He couldn't help laughing, and thought of Wei Yanhao's next sentence, so Lu Ling pushed away the table, swooped and hung on Wei Yanhao.
"Honey, it's the system, it made a mistake again."
"Oh, just get used to it."
Lu Ling nodded, and then said: "The supporting role this time should actually be Xi, that big devil."
"Oh, but he's already possessed."
"Enchanted?"
"Well, it's hard to get his sanity back."
Fell, the original plan of the system let him possess the big devil, which means that it is basically an impossible task, and then it is basically impossible for him to return to the original world?
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Lu Ling: System, come out for me!
System: Darling, I'm always here, I'm your solid support, what do you want me to do?
Lu Ling: When I go back, I will try my best to kill your system, just to let you know.
System: Darling, don't do this, I didn't make mistakes on purpose, really, you have to believe me, I'm innocent, human beings make mistakes, not to mention I'm not human yet.Dear, please forgive, please hug, please bury your chest, please...
Lu Ling: I'm done notifying, go away.
System: Whoop, then I went to sleep?Woohoo, but I'm still so sad, what should I do, dear, can't you take back what you just said?I'm so scared, woo woo woo...
Lu Ling: Get out!
System: Then dear, you can ask for more blessings, come on, I still love you.
"Did you threaten the system?" Wei Yanhao said while hugging Lu Ling who was still hanging on his body.
"Well, I said I would destroy him."
"A good threat."
"I think so."
"Eat well, I'll take you to meet Xi." Wei Yanhao took the spoon, scooped up a spoonful of sweet porridge, and fed it to Lu Ling.
"Well, yes." Delicious, Lu Ling narrowed his eyes, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.
"Don't worry, I will protect you and prevent you from being in danger. Let's call my master together later, double guarantee."
"Your master? The three-thousand-year-old one? Is he handsome?" Lu Ling asked while eating porridge.
Wei Yanhao was obviously thinking about this question seriously. After thinking about it, Lu Ling saw his expression as if he had eaten a fly.
This is how shabby his appearance is to make Wei Yanhao show such an expression. Lu Ling has done a lot of mental training for himself. After all, he might be really shocked when he suddenly sees an extremely ugly person.
After eating, Lu Ling also prepared his mind well, and the two left just like that. The way of travel is: fly.
Wei Yanhao first cast an invisibility spell on Lu Ling, and then he flew up while holding him, although it was a bit crooked.
Wei Yanhao explained in the air: "It's the first time I'm flying with someone in my arms, I'm not used to it."
Lu Ling was dizzy from being shaken, but he endured it and said comfortingly, "It's okay, let's fly."
Half an hour later, Lu Ling regretted it, because he saw Wei Yanhao's master, and before he had time to say hello, he spit all the breakfast on his clothes with a "poof".
Lu Ling: ...
Wei Yanhao: ...
master:……
Just as Lu Ling was about to say I'm sorry, the world was spinning before his eyes, and then flew out again, the speed was obviously several times faster than before.
Lu Ling was very uncomfortable being carried by Wei Yanhao, but Wei Yanhao hurriedly said: "Xiao Ling, run away first."
"what?"
The two fled for 5 minutes, thinking they had run far away, Wei Yanhao put Lu Ling down, looked at him carefully, and after confirming that he was fine, he said: "My master, he, uh... seems to be crazy."
"what?"
"Oh, I'm so sorry, your master is crazy, but unfortunately, even if he is crazy, he is still your master. Little Aoao, come on, let's hurt each other." Saying this, Master Master has fallen from the sky in front of Wei Yanhao and Lu Ling .
Only then did Lu Ling see the master's face clearly, damn it, this can no longer be described as handsome, this is absolutely beautiful, so beautiful that I have no friends.
But no matter how beautiful the face is, it's useless. Is he really crazy?
The three-thousand-year-old master who is so beautiful that he has no friends, he has two ponytails, yes, one ponytail on each side.
It's nothing more than double ponytails, and she also wears two bow ties, big red ones!
Lu Ling: ...
"Master, you can't beat me."
"Hmph, I can't beat you, but you don't dare to hit me, haha." Master Master covered his lips and smiled.
Ignoring his pair of ponytails and bow tie, Master Master is definitely a coquettish beauty, and even his eyes can be said to be soul-stirring. Unfortunately, no matter how beautiful, Master Master is also a psychopath.
Lu Ling glanced at the master, covered his eyes again, ouch, hot eyes.
Wei Yanhao didn't speak, Master Master had already taken out the whip, and with a wicked smile, the master said: "Hehe, Xiao Aoao, do you like pain or not, I'll let you enjoy it, it will definitely make you happy."
Fuck, master, are you still an S attribute?
Wei Yanhao helped Lu Ling stand up, patted the dust off the two of them, took a deep breath, and said calmly, "Master, I want to see Xi, you accompany me."
After the master heard this, he turned around suddenly, flicked his ponytails, and ran away, followed by smoke!
in a flash...
cigarette……
Lu Ling: ...
The author has something to say: Little angels, come, remind us, hurt each other...
You'll Also Like
-
The Return of the Great Emperor
Chapter 972 1 days ago -
My wife is a dragon
Chapter 299 1 days ago -
I am writing a diary in a crossover manga.
Chapter 193 1 days ago -
Martial Arts: Killing enemies will increase your power, my skills are overwhelming!
Chapter 285 1 days ago -
Traveled through time and space and became Sukuna, but the host was Yukinoshita?
Chapter 202 1 days ago -
Taiping Inn
Chapter 2150 1 days ago -
The Martial Saint who slays demons starts with refining insects
Chapter 195 1 days ago -
Unknown Coming: I have an invincible domain
Chapter 477 1 days ago -
Dark Fairy Tale: The Evil Queen Rolls Her Eyes at the Beginning
Chapter 128 1 days ago -
Simulate Immortality from the Demon Gate
Chapter 64 1 days ago