Hello slag Gong, I'm cheap

Qiao Ziyi ate half of the dishes on the table alone, and Su Mingzhe patted him on the back distressedly and said, "Brother Qiao, eat slowly, you will feel uncomfortable sleeping at night if you eat too much."

Qiao Ziyi bit her soup dumpling and said inarticulately, "Get out! I don't feel well, what does it have to do with you."

Su Mingzhe's hand on his back froze instantly.

Tang Yifeng saw the embarrassing atmosphere between the two, and quickly smoothed things over, "Qiao Dong, Su Zuzong is right, full food is not good for your health, how about packing these back?"

Qiao Ziyi snorted coldly, neither saying yes nor no.

Tang Yifeng immediately called the waiter to pack, and then said to Qiao Ziyi cautiously, "Dong Qiao, I have something to do with Song Muran, look..."

Qiao Ziyi didn't raise her head, "Get lost!"

Su Mingzhe stood up and grabbed Song Muran and asked, "Where are you and Brother Tang going? I'll give you a ride. Brother Qiao and I drove here."

Song Muran glanced at Tang Yifeng, and smiled ambiguously, "Brother Tang said he would buy me clothes, but he thought my clothes were not good, so he asked me to dress in the way he likes in the future."

Tang Yifeng glared at Song Muran, "Nonsense, no one will care if you don't wear it in the future, say what I like, when did I like it, brat!"

Song Muran curled his lips, "Brother Tang, save me some face, brother is here."

Tang Yifeng squinted his peach eyes, and said firmly: No!

Song Muran grabbed Tang Yifeng's clothes corner aggrievedly, and muttered in a low voice: Brother Tang, stop making trouble.

Su Mingzhe couldn't help laughing, "Song Muran, you kid is really enough hahaha, finally someone can cure you."

Qiao Ziyi reached out and grabbed Su Mingzhe's arm, and said coldly, "Carry me on your back, and we will go too."

Su Mingzhe: Huh?where to go

Qiao Ziyi glanced at Su Mingzhe blankly: buy a couple hat.

Su Mingzhe's ears felt a little hot when he heard the word "couple", he whispered to Qiao Ziyi, "Brother Qiao, don't... say so..."

Qiao Ziyi ignored him. Instead, he took Su Mingzhe's hand in front of Song Muran and Tang Yifeng, held it up in front of them, and said as if swearing sovereignty, "See what kind of relationship we have, it's what you think, we I have done what should be done and what should not be done, he is mine, and my brother can't do it either."

The three people present were all stunned in the teahouse where there was no wind or waves.

In fact, everyone knows the relationship between the two of them, but knowing is knowing, and it is another thing to be told by the person concerned.

Tang Yifeng coughed lightly, changed the subject and said, "I just saw that there is a big shopping mall nearby, or Su Zuzong, don't go to pick up the car, it's only two steps away."

Song Muran also smiled awkwardly, "That's right, you kid, hurry up and memorize Qiao Dong, we'll leave now."

Su Mingzhe came back to his senses, and quickly bent down and said, "Brother Qiao, come up and hug me tightly, we'll go right away."

Qiao Ziyi unceremoniously climbed up, wrapped his arms around his neck and said arrogantly, "Not only hats, but also our clothes, trousers, and even underwear, we have to buy couples' ones!"

Tang Yifeng's inner os: I didn't expect the boss to be such a person, even underwear.

Song Muran's inner os: God, why didn't I expect it to be like this, and soon I will buy the same clothes as my wife from inside to outside, although I prefer my daughter-in-law to wear nothing at all.

Su Mingzhe blushed, he adjusted his posture, stabilized Qiao Ziyi's back, and followed Song Muran and the others out.

Song Muran and Tang Yifeng walked in front of them knowingly, keeping a moderate distance from them.

Su Mingzhe said to Qiao Ziyi behind, "Brother Qiao, I don't lack clothes, pants and...underpants, let's buy a hat."

Qiao Ziyi leaned into his ear, blowing ambiguously, and whispered, "Then what do you lack? T-shirts? Uniforms? S/M props? Do you want to see me wear them? What? Or Do you want to see me use? Massage sticks? Do you like this kind?"

Su Mingzhe swallowed nervously when he heard such an indescribable topic, and did not speak.

Qiao Ziyi looked at his red ears, thought it was funny, and continued to tease him, "If you beg me... I can wear it for you, use it for you, but..."

Su Mingzhe felt that his heart was about to jump out of his throat, and Qiao Ziyi in various shapes kept appearing in his mind uncontrollably. He pretended to be calm and asked, "But what?"

Qiao Ziyi smiled like a little fox, "However, I'm afraid that I won't be able to hold back when you see that. If you die on me, I'll die alone. It's not worth it."

Su Mingzhe shivered, and said concisely: "I can't."

Qiao Ziyi smiled maliciously and asked: Why not?Can't what?Think I can't tease you?Or are you eating enough of me?Um?

Su Mingzhe lowered his head, said with trembling eyelashes: I... have good physical strength, and I used to be a martial arts stand-in before.

Qiao Ziyi couldn't help laughing out loud, "Then let's try it on a dark and windy night for a month? See if what you said is true or not. If you can't, I'll go find someone else."

When Su Mingzhe heard the words "other people", he couldn't help clasping Qiao Ziyi's leg tightly, and swearing through gritted teeth: I can do it better than anyone else!

Qiao Ziyi smiled more happily: "Okay, I believe in you."

Su Mingzhe nodded solemnly: You should believe me.

After saying this, both of them had their own thoughts for a while.

Qiao Ziyi lightly branded a kiss on Su Mingzhe's left cheek, and asked him, "Are you and Song Muran really just good brothers? Nothing else?"

Su Mingzhe replied without hesitation, "Of course, what else can there be!"

Qiao Ziyi was puzzled, "Then what did he mean when he asked you to be superior? Want to try with you?"

Su Mingzhe felt his cheeks warm, he muttered, "Song Muran is curious...Brother Qiao, are you up or down...so..."

Qiao Ziyi hugged his neck tightly: Really?

Su Mingzhe: Really.

Qiao Ziyi regained his energy immediately, and he scolded: "Then you didn't say it earlier!"

Su Mingzhe: Brother Qiao, actually I have something to ask you.

Qiao Ziyi moved closer to his face: You ask.

Su Mingzhe plucked up his courage and seized the opportunity to ask: Why... did you tell them that?Say... I'm yours?

Qiao Ziyi was busy gnawing on his face, having a great time, wiped his mouth after eating enough, and said, "What I'm saying is the truth, you don't think that after going to bed, you'll just pat and break up, don't you?" ? Or do you just want to run away after eating it? Don’t want to be responsible?”

Su Mingzhe shook his head, "I..."

At this moment, Song Muran waved his hands at them and shouted: Su, Ming, Zhe, you guys haven't had enough to eat, hurry up!

Su Mingzhe swallowed his unspoken words.

In fact, he didn't want to ask Qiao Ziyi this, he wanted to ask Qiao Ziyi what he thought of him, whether he was a lover or a bed partner to meet his physical needs.

Or, neither of these two counts, he is just a bed warmer.

*****

Qiao Ziyi doesn't like shopping very much, usually his assistant buys clothes for him, and he doesn't have time to go shopping, but this time he shopped with great interest because of Su Mingzhe.

The feeling of helping Su Mingzhe choose clothes made him feel sweet. He generously took out his card and said to Su Mingzhe, "Honey, brush hard, you're welcome."

Su Mingzhe put his card back into his pocket, and said with a smile, "No, I have money, so you can try it, and swipe my card after you try it."

Qiao Ziyi pinched Su Mingzhe's face, pursed his lips and kept laughing, "My husband, you are awesome!"

Su Mingzhe took Qiao Ziyi's well-articulated hand and asked knowingly, "Where is it good?"

Qiao Ziyi was held by him actively, his heart was full, and those charming peach blossom eyes were unconsciously raised, and he looked at him with all kinds of amorous feelings, "Everywhere is great, and the bed is even better." .”

Hearing such a straightforward compliment, Su Mingzhe lowered his head and muttered like a mosquito, "It's just as long as you are comfortable."

Qiao Ziyi heard it, nodded affirmatively and said, "I'm very comfortable, husband, you are really big."

Su Mingzhe: That's fine, as long as you like it.

*****

The same goes for Song Muran over there, holding his card like a dog's leg and handing it to Tang Yifeng, saying, "Daughter-in-law, your husband also has savings, so he can buy whatever he likes, I'm not poor."

Tang Yifeng knocked on Song Muran's forehead with hatred, and said angrily, "Idiot! If you have money, you should save money. Put away the card. I have enough cash in my pocket. I don't believe in Mao Zedong with more than 1000 yuan." Not enough to buy a dress!"

Song Muran took advantage of Tang Yifeng's inattention and secretly kissed his hand, "Daughter-in-law really knows how to live, well, let's buy clothes at the price of cabbage."

When passing by CK, Qiao Ziyi really asked Su Mingzhe to go in and buy a dozen identical underwear. When leaving, Qiao Ziyi coquettishly whispered in Su Mingzhe's ear, "Husband, tell me, can you buy thongs?"

Su Mingzhe's mind was rumbling non-stop, he hesitated and couldn't speak.

Qiao Ziyi rubbed his earballs, teasing him and said, "Buy it, I'll show you how to wear it."

Su Mingzhe glanced at the big ck sign, blushed and said, "Brother Qiao, there shouldn't be any for sale here."

Qiao Ziyi thought for a while, "That makes sense, then let's go to the adult products on the side of the road to buy, there should be everything there, and I heard that only you can't use it, there is nothing they can't sell."

Su Mingzhe: ...

Who did you hear about this kind of thing?

****

Song Muran also took pictures of cats and tigers, and bought couple shirts, couple hats, and...exactly the same underwear with Tang Yifeng.

Before parting, Song Muran pulled Su Mingzhe aside and said in a low voice, "I thought you were a love idiot, but I didn't expect that even a man as charming as Qiao Dong could get it. Someday, I will teach you a little love experience!"

Su Mingzhe scolded Song Muran, and rejected him cruelly, "No, you can check it yourself online!"

Song Muran: Is it available online?

Su Mingzhe looked at him like a fool, "I'm curious, how did you grow up so big!"

Song Muran glared at him, "You don't care about this, but just wait, I will be better than you."

Su Mingzhe: ...

What is this kid trying to compare to me?Fantastic.