The CP I was drinking was torn apart by me

[1L: peach peach!Come out to update the article! ]

[2L: Why hasn't the wife updated the article! ! ! ]

[3L: Taozhuo is big!Begging for more updates ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ]

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[223L: What?My food for thought hasn't returned yet? !Your little peach blossoms are dying! ]

[There is Taozhuo in the south: I'm sorry my little peach blossoms, Taozi is really too busy recently, I will update when I am busy, please wait for me, please please. (The humble little Taozi begs forgiveness online)]

[1L: The screenshots are saved, if you don’t come back to update after work, I will... I will turn from fan to black!Come back and trample you to death! ! ! (Of course I don’t want to, but I just want to scare you)]

[2L: What is pond cp?Am I out of fashion? ? ? ]

[3L: My God!You don't even know the pond cp! ! !It's Lin Chiyu, the new film star, and Tang Baizhou, a talented musician! ]

[4L: Sisters!Eat me Amway!This pair is super sweet! ! ! ]

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Duan Nanyang looked at the comments and sighed. These little girls don’t know what’s wrong. They’ve been so madly obsessed with Pond CP recently. One of these two is a big shot in the film and television industry, and the other is a genius in the music industry. However, because of a hug in a variety show, Weibo Fish Pond cp Chaochao was officially established that night, and their cp fans gradually grew. Oh, yes, the hug was just because of squeezing the balloon.

Later, because the two people did not meet each other, the fans had no choice but to dig out candy for themselves, while Duan Nanyang was targeted by them and became a sugar-making machine out of nothing...

Duan Nanyang's job is actually not an internet writer, but a starlet with a terribly bad reputation, yes, not only not popular, but also stinky!

To be honest, the number of Duan Nanyang's large Weibo fans is not as much as one-third of the fans of the pseudonym Taozhuo.

To say that at the beginning, he himself did not expect that he would become a notorious star and... a "wife" who became famous overnight.

The cause of the incident has to start with Duan Xiaoxi, Duan Nanyang's younger sister. Duan Xiaoxi is a veritable "rotten girl". Her usual hobby is to eat all kinds of CP, from virtual to reality. Only read HE texts.

But one day, she was "played" by a wife.

The original cookie suddenly turned into a big blade, and the ending that was supposed to be HE was suddenly forced to BE. This sudden tragedy was undoubtedly a serious blow to Duan Xiaoxi, who had never overturned for thousands of years, so Duan Xiaoxi was depressed, and the meal I stopped eating, and I stopped laughing, and secretly wiped away tears from time to time.

Duan Nanyang is a well-known sister-in-law. He is so bad that he can lift his younger brother and hang it on the gate, but he really holds this younger sister on top of his heart. He will feel distressed if he sheds a tear It's too bad.

In order to coax his sister well, he can be said to have tried various methods, but none of them worked. In the end, he wrote a fanfic for his sister himself, giving the protagonist a happy ending, and Duan Xiaoxi became happy.

Duan Xiaoxi has no other great advantages, but loves to share. After reading the fanart written by her brother, she turned around and shared it with her good sister after she was happy. She also posted this article on Duan Nanyang's Weibo account.

So with this article, Duan Nanyang, who was about to be scolded by netizens to ascend to heaven, became popular. Of course, the trumpet became popular...

Faced with the sudden increase in fans overnight, Duan Nanyang was still repulsed at first. After all, he is a straight man, and the original intention of writing that fanart was also to coax Duan Xiaoxi, but in the end he still succumbed to the soaring popularity. No, that's a fool!

Duan Nanyang's journey as a wife has officially begun.

Although Duan Nanyang writes danmei novels and talks about male and female cp, Duan Nanyang is [-]% sure that he likes delicate girls. Of course, he also likes mature sisters with fair skin and beautiful long legs.

Duan Nanyang in real life, in terms of appearance, is 1.8 meters tall, fair and translucent skin, tall nose bridge, and pink lips, a pair of watery peach blossom eyes are slightly raised, and the corners of the eyes are Mole of tears is pure and lustful, no matter how you look at it, he looks like a beautiful brother who makes people want to be dragged down to the mortal world for a while. There are acting skills, but for now, it is equivalent to no.

At this time, this unpopular beauty brother is sitting cross-legged on the bed, holding a computer, wearing the big black glasses that an otaku must have, chewing gum and eating pond cp. Dig sugar with ear spoons.

"No matter how you write it, there is no substantive interaction. Other people's CPs use big forklifts to shovel sugar. How come I can't get enough of ear picks!" Duan Nanyang pushed the computer away from his lap, He can't write anything now, he just wants the groundhog to scream, since he became popular, he has written a lot of large and small articles, but now the bottleneck of his life has appeared, which is this unlucky pond... …

"Buzz~buzz~" Duan Nanyang was annoyed when his cell phone rang. Not only was he annoying, but he was also lazy. He lay on the bed and kicked his long legs, trying to get himself from the bed to the desk. cell phone.

"boom!"

"I..." The moment Duan Nanyang got the phone, his upper body successfully landed on the ground while his legs were still on the bed, so he could only answer the phone in this extremely twisted posture.

"Sister Wen..."

"I accepted a variety show for you, the script has already been sent to your email, you should prepare well, I don't want to talk about the extras, I am tired of reading it every day, you can figure it out, don't let my hard work go to waste gone."

"Understood, Sister Wen, I will definitely work hard this time, and I won't let you down, really." Duan Nanyang got up while swearing, and continued to chat on the computer.

"Hey, you say you know it every time, but you screw things up every time, how long are you going to be depressed! The matter is over, you should cheer up!" The tone of hatred came from the phone out.

Duan Nanyang paused for a moment, and then resumed his hippie smile, "Okay, Sister Wen, I understand, I promise to be obedient this time!"

Sister Wen's real name is Wen Jing, and she is a well-known agent of CY Film and Television Company. She is well-connected, smart, and powerful. She has become very popular in the industry in the past few years. The average agent in the company has seen her She has to be called "Sister", and her only failure is Duan Nanyang.

Every time after being trained, Duan Nanyang kept slandering her. Why is such a resolute person named Wen Jing called Sister Wen?Maybe her parents think that what is lacking should be filled!

Duan Nanyang opened the email obediently, and browsed the script perfunctorily. It was the recently popular variety show "Dare You Confess", and the beginning of the show was actually the common practice of chatting first and then playing games in variety shows. There was nothing new about it.

But if they can be popular, it means that they have their own bright spots. This bright spot is that after the game is over, the losing guest will draw lots to choose a person from the winning guests to "confess love" to him, and regardless of Whether the other party is a man or a woman, they should give each other a kiss after expressing affectionately.

This show is simple and simple, but it is really difficult to say that it is difficult. After all, two male stars or two female stars are fine. If it is a male star and a female star, it will be a disaster. First of all, the fans disagree. , They didn't spend money to watch their idols flirt with others, but the show just seized this fan enthusiasm.

This is not the most eye-catching. If you want to say the biggest highlight of this show, it is that every time the male and female guests in the last link will be exposed to love affairs in the future, and all of them will be confirmed. For the audience This show is simply more powerful than paparazzi.

Duan Nanyang had heard it from others before, and he got a general idea, so he didn't look at it carefully. Anyway, he might not have a few shots.

He got up and walked to the balcony, stretched his waist, and clicked on the screen of the mobile phone. On the screen, there was a face outlined by a brush, smooth and gentle, and his brown eyes revealed infinite tenderness, as if he was watching affectionately. Looking at the person in front of the screen, the thin pale pink lips raised slightly, as if hanging all the tenderness in the world. In short, the people on the screen showed the four words "gentle as water" everywhere.

Duan Nanyang looked back at the other person on the super chat opened on the computer,

Although the eyes are as black as ink, the bridge of the nose is just right, not to mention the lips, which are so good-looking that people want to kiss them, and they are impeccable from every angle, but since Duan Nanyang began to pay attention to him, everything he saw It's this man who has a frosty face, supercilious, and looks superior every day. No matter how good-looking his eyes are, the aggression in his eyes will make people not like him. Anyway, Duan Nanyang doesn't like it, very much!

But he wants to write cp texts about his idol and another annoying person. The most unbearable thing is that his idol has to suffer... This is why Duan Nanyang can't write anything because he bit the keyboard. His idol has a good temper and bullies him?

Although it is very exciting to think about driving his idol's car, he wants his idol to conquer the world. After all, this is the person he admires, but... the fans don't let...

The more he thought about it, the more he had a headache, and the more he got a headache, the more upset he became. Duan Nanyang picked up his mobile phone and started typing frantically, then threw away the mobile phone and fell asleep.

At this time, the Weibo comment area exploded:

[1L: Fuck! ! ! ! !Great! ! !Are you crazy! ! ! ! !How could you suddenly reverse cp! ! ! ]

[2L: Ahhh! ! !Am I blind! ! !Ma'am, stop! ! ! ]

[3L: Come on, someone wake me up!I must be dreaming, or Mrs. Momoyaki must be sleepwalking!Otherwise, how could I have seen the same humanities that reversed the CP of the pond! ! ! ]

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[150L: Ma'am!Delete this article!otherwise!Otherwise I will!I'll lick off the lifeline and commit suicide for you to see! ]

[151L: I... I... I eat earwax! ! ! ]

[152L: Why do you eat earwax upstairs? ]

[153L: It is said that when some children were young, their parents lied to them that eating earwax would poison them. ]

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[2583L: Is my wife asleep? Why don't you come out to talk? My tears are almost dry. My favorite wife has rebelled against my favorite cp. I can't live anymore! ]

When Duan Nanyang woke up and turned on his phone the next day, he was so scared that he almost threw the phone out the window. There were more than 3000 comments, all of which were written in blood, begging him to change his mind, and this Weibo was also trending. It was clearly ranked first in the trending search. He thought that the fans' reaction would be huge, but he didn't expect it to be so big... What about the promised enclosure?Why is it still on the hot search!

Duan Nanyang felt a sudden pain in his temple, regretting his impulsiveness last night, subconsciously deleted the document shared on Weibo, and reposted it.

[Taozhuo in the South: Don't get excited!I just practice my pen and look for inspiration, the kingly way of the pond will never be reversed! (compare heart)]

He said this with a guilty conscience...

However, Duan Nanyang's biggest advantage is that he will be cowardly if he should, and he will never back down!

[1L: I knew Da Da loved us (crying)]

[2L: Hey, Tao Zhuo, you little heartless one, kept me up all night, struggling in my favorite big and my favorite cp]

[3L: My mood is like a roller coaster, so exciting]

[4L: So... why do you want to practice pen against CP? ]

Duan Nanyang looked at the comments on the fourth floor, and the corner of his mouth twitched... I wiped... which pot was not opened and which pot was lifted... But fortunately, this comment was buried quickly, and the rest of the fans were thankful for their wives There is no such thing as reverse cp.Duan Nanyang breathed a sigh of relief. If he is so impulsive in the future, he will be a dog!woof!

At this time, one of the protagonists in the article was looking at the screenshot of the anti-cp18 ban sent by cp fans, squinted his eyes, gritted his teeth, and remembered the ID.

[The author has something to say]: The previous writing is not very good, don't go!Hold on!It will look good later!Come back soon! ! ! !do not go! ! !