The whole world has my vest

Osamu Dazai moved his wrist, turned his neck, glanced at the time, stretched himself, and skipped work altogether.

"Well, anyway, just leave the work to that slug~"

Osamu Dazai hummed softly, turned on the phone and browsed.

"Yeah, Joshua is in Chinatown today, go and play with him~"

Osamu Dazai had a gentle and cheerful smile on his face, but it was enough to make people who knew him shy away, and went directly to Zhonghua City.

"Why are you again..."

Fass, who was in charge of the reception, saw Osamu Dazai, his face was wrinkled, and his face was full of displeasure.

"Hey, Fass doesn't want to see me so much? It's too much~~"

A hurt look appeared on Dazai Osamu's face.

Unexpectedly, Fass stepped back and jumped a few steps with a vigilant face, and put his hands in a stance: "Don't think you can fool me every time! I won't be fooled again!"

"No, I'm really sad, because I like Joshua and Fass very much, so I was hated so much... I feel very sad..."

Osamu Dazai lowered his head slightly, his kite-colored eyes dimmed, his dignified and handsome appearance coupled with this heart-wrenching expression at this moment was enough to make a simple mage at a loss.

"Well, Master and I don't hate you either!"

Fass waved his hands wildly, trying to comfort Osamu Dazai.

"Can I ask you not to bully my clerk, Dazai-kun?"

The person Osamu Dazai was looking for on this trip today appeared at the back of the corridor at some point. Following his appearance, Fass's expression obviously relaxed, and after bending over and bowing, he ran away pattering away, as if there was something terrible behind him. Like a monster.

But for the pure and thorough gem people, maybe a person like Osamu Dazai is indeed a terrifying monster, and it is not necessarily true.

"Yeah, good afternoon, Joshua."

Osamu Dazai shook his hands, narrowed his eyes and smiled.

He came here a few times before, and originally wanted to get close to Joshua, and touch the bottom of this mysterious pet shop owner by the way, but Osamu Dazai couldn't see through Joshua, just like he didn't understand why Joshua would sell the unicorn to Mori Ou outside.

"So--Mr. Sen is really cunning. He brought the little unicorn back and made Alice jealous, but he refused to let us subordinates see it too! That is the legendary unicorn, so if you want to see it Naturally, right?"

This sentence is of course deceptive. Although Dazai Osamu has never seen Qinglin carefully, he has secretly pinched her hair roots and confirmed that Qinglin was not created by Joshua with supernatural powers to assassinate Mori Ou outside.

Are there really gods in this world?

After knowing that the Central Plains is also the carrier of Huangba, Osamu Dazai also took a skeptical attitude towards it.

But now, with the presence of the apparently closely related but mysterious Joshua, Osamu Dazai's eagerness to give up comes out.

"His Highness Qinglin is not angry, you should be laughing - that His Highness has a bad temper."

Joshua flipped through the book in hand and replied lazily.

"But can Kirin only do this? I thought Mr. Mori would be able to conquer Yokohama, sit in the Senate, and finally be elected president of the country after getting the Kirin."

Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes and said again.

"Well, it doesn't matter if I tell you this."

Joshua closed the book, and calmly looked at Osamu Dazai with black eyes.

"Qinglin once asked Mori Ogai about his wish, what kind of king he wanted to be - after all, there are all kinds of kings, some are clearly tyrants but they are famous in history, and some clearly want to be a wise king , but ruined the country instead, and there are some kings whose starting point is to serve the hungry and impoverished people, but they just set off a war that makes the whole world miserable."

"But these people are 'kings', which is justifiable."

"If that Mori Ogai is willing, His Royal Highness Keirin can indeed make him the top of Yokohama, and even the entire country."

Osamu Dazai stared at Joshua, waiting for his next words.

"But he refused—when His Royal Highness Qing Lin came back, he was still laughing unbelievably."

"She said she never saw a king who was so lustful and yet so desireless, so passionate and yet merciless, so wise and yet so foolish."

Joshua raised his eyes to Osamu Dazai, and said with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Ogai Mori rejected Kirin, and also rejected the easy-to-get wealth, fame, power, and status represented by Kirin. He chose this Yokohama city." , chose the small port mafia, willing to be bound in this place."

"What a terrible man. For his own ideals, he can erase his personality and desires without hesitation, even sacrificing his own life."

"It is a good thing for the entire port mafia that such a man becomes the leader of the port mafia."

"...But I heard Joshua from your tone, but I don't seem to think this is a good thing?"

Osamu Dazai asked cautiously.

Joshua laughed: "Even if I tell you, you don't think there is any problem now."

Osamu Dazai didn't care about his own life, he was curious about what it would be like to die.

He was living in a daze, and he was just living.

You can't find the meaning of life, but you can't find the meaning of death either.

If one day Mori Ogai needs to sacrifice Dazai's life to protect the interests and survival of the port mafia, Dazai will not feel that there is anything wrong, and he may not even feel that he has been betrayed. He will think about his own life and the port mafia. Which party's interests are more valuable.

If Osamu Dazai believed that the value of the port mafia was higher than his own life, he might have willingly died—before he died, he might still have the mood to invite a young and beautiful girl to die in love with him.

Mori Ogai let Osamu Dazai join the port mafia and carefully cultivated him, probably with the mentality of wanting to cultivate the next generation of "slaves" of the port mafia organization.

Osamu Dazai has wrists and a flexible mind. He is an accomplice with Mori Ogai, and he is very suitable for the dark, and he has no clear purpose. Whether he is a good person or a bad guy, there is no difference for him. good candidate.

But this premise is based on the fact that Osamu Dazai will always be moving forward aimlessly in the dark.

When he has friends and someone he wants to protect, when his friends are abandoned by Mori Ogai for the benefit of the organization, Osamu Dazai will probably understand what Joshua's words mean at this moment.

Mori Ogai is a slave of the organization. As long as he can maintain the stability of the organization and the underground world it represents, and stop turning his beloved Yokohama back into the hell on earth a few years ago, he can sacrifice his life and everything without blinking an eye.

How could this kind of man, who doesn't even care about his own life, cherish the low-level screws that are running in the port mafia?

If the 'screws' are important enough to stagnate the port mafia, or rust, Mori Ogai will use them sparingly, but if the 'screws' are everywhere and cannot be used by him...

I am afraid there will be only one end.

"Now you are not suitable to buy pets from me. Wait until you really have a strong desire, then come to me."

Joshua snapped his fingers, let the sofa where the bandage placer was sitting in the childhood slide to the door, and then pushed him out.

Osamu Dazai fell down on the ground, touched the sore spot, looked at the still shaking "out of business today" sign on the closed door in front of him, and said with some distress: "It's so easy to do business as you like, Joshua, can you really make money?"

Of course they could earn money, but rather, many people begged Joshua to accept their money just to buy pets from him.

There were also people who tried to snatch it hard when they saw that it was not good enough, but in the end they were directly kicked out of the pet store, struggling in a nightmare for a month in a row.

Joshua didn't hide his specialness at all. After selling a few special 'pets', the Supernatural Secret Service Division followed him.

However, it is a pity that the immediate superior of the Supernatural Secret Service Section, as well as the head of the appropriation agency, have become Joshua's guests. In this hierarchical society with strict distinctions between superiors and subordinates, a word from the superior is more effective than any trick.

Of course, the pets he sold were not all special pets, there were also many ordinary animals, but Joshua found that after experiencing the last world, he seemed to have acquired some strange abilities. ground use.

One of them is to listen to the voice of all things. This ability can not only communicate with animals, but sometimes with plants and even cultural relics.

With this ability, it is very convenient whether it is breeding animals, training animals, or doing other things.

Although Joshua just used Earl D’s avatar on a whim at the beginning, it’s quite interesting to make it now, especially those furry creatures wagging their tails obediently and lying on his feet, which healed him even more. Joshua's heart.

As for the other abilities, they will be kept secret for the time being. Anyway, the only thing Joshua can use is listening to the voice of all things.

Mori Ogai has secured his position as the leader of the port mafia, while the armed detective agency quietly opened as a supernatural organization that wanders in the gray area between government officials and the military and police.

On the opening day, Joshua was actually there.

He didn't come here uninvited, but as a person who also has a "power permit", he came to watch the ceremony with the special agents, and got to know Fukuzawa Yukichi, the president of the detective agency.

Joshua knew Fukuzawa Yukichi, and in his hometown, he was the man who would appear on the [-]-dollar bill.

At the detective agency, Joshua also saw Ranpo Edogawa who told him to be careful in the live broadcast room. However, this famous detective only stayed at the detective agency for a while, and probably felt that the atmosphere of the official conversation was too depressing, so he quietly slip away.

【It's Fukuzawa Yukichi! !I smell the fragrance of money! 】

[He is a famous educator, okay?Don't get the smell of copper! 】

【Ah, my random steps!don't go! 】

[I was actually relieved to see that Luanbu slipped away. What if he used super reasoning to uncover Qiaoqiao's vest if he got along with Qiaoqiao for a long time and made trouble later? 】

[It’s not that magical. Edogawa Ranpo’s super reasoning needs clues and clues. If Qiao Qiao is careful enough to destroy all the clues and evidence, Ranpo can’t reason.]

【After all, in the original work, he failed to deduce the layout of the kind Russians】

【Grass, by the way, isn’t Qiao Qiao going to meet the kind Russians? 】

[And then sell him a dragon that can destroy the world? 】

[...Tuosi might really buy it! 】

With a polite smile on his face, Joshua listened to the courteous remarks of government officials and confidential personnel, and after a few polite words, he walked towards today's absolute protagonist, Fukuzawa Yukichi who founded the armed detective agency.

This tall, dignified silver-haired man with a solemn face, dressed in a kimono, chatted with the people who came to congratulate him one by one.

Joshua's footsteps paused, and he smelled the scent of a powerful swordsman from Fukuzawa Yukichi.

According to the spoiler information from the viewers in the live broadcast room, Fukuzawa Yukichi's supernatural ability "human beings are not created" is able to adjust the supernatural abilities of his subordinates, although it seems to be a useless one Auxiliary ability, but if combined with his own powerful swordsmanship, combat power and leadership, this seemingly useless auxiliary ability can be used in the most powerful and practical way.

Fukuzawa Yukichi saw Joshua, he nodded towards Joshua, and made a toast with tea instead of wine, probably because he already knew that Joshua was the first one in Yokohama to obtain the permission of the black power Proof' people.

——Although strictly speaking, what Joshua used was not a supernatural ability, but since he can have an official license, there is an extra guarantee, so why not do it.

Joshua suddenly felt a little bored. After reading the script, everything went according to the established destiny, which inevitably made him feel bored.

After bidding farewell to the banquet of the detective agency, it was rare for Joshua not to enter the moving castle to lie down, but began to think about how he should do things.

Alas, as expected, people can't be idle, and when they are idle, they feel that something is wrong with them.

Joshua tilted his head, then turned on his cell phone, and asked the Red Queen who had settled in his cell phone to search for the locations of 'Atsushi Nakajima' and 'Ryunosuke Akutagawa'.

He is good at raising children!Guaranteed to raise those two children for nothing!

Joshua selectively left behind Doflamingo, the sea rogue he raised.

The trace of Atsushi Nakajima is easy to find, just search the orphanages in the towns near Yokohama, but when Joshua went to adopt Atsushi Nakajima, he got stuck with the director of the orphanage.

"Sir, your documents and procedures are indeed complete, but your age is a bit too young, right? Theoretically speaking, it does not meet the adoption procedures."

This seemingly mean man stared at Joshua sharply, as if he suspected that he was a human trafficker with ulterior motives, or a powerful person with a special background and special hobbies.

Joshua seriously thought about his own age. If he simply counted his age before time travel, he was indeed very young, but if he counted the decades of Pirate King, he might be enough to be a grandfather to Atsushi Nakajima. .

"The dean's responsibility and care are admirable." Joshua said with a smile, "My procedures and certificates are all in line with the law and procedural justice. Please rest assured."

"I am probably the only one who can adopt this child."

"After all...your orphanage can't afford a precious white tiger."

When Joshua said the word "tiger", the dean of the orphanage's face suddenly changed, his chest heaved rapidly, and the chair behind him fell to the ground with a loud noise, and he couldn't care less.

"You, what are you..."

Joshua laughed, as the orange sunset behind him pouring into the house enveloped him in bloody amber in this fading hour.

"How do I know? Ah, you guys did a good job of hiding it, even that kid didn't know his true identity."

"But, people with supernatural powers are attractive. You can't give Dunjun a good living environment, or even make him full, but I'm different."

"It's the best choice to let that child go with me."

The dean of the orphanage was pale and sweaty, but Joshua was calm and sure of winning.

In the end, the director of the orphanage stamped the adoption form, and Joshua also left a sum of money, which is enough to make the conditions of the orphanage better.

Although the dean of this orphanage has some shortcomings, he is not a bad person, and this orphanage is not hiding any dirt, even if it is only for these children, Joshua should keep the money.

But in the future, Atsushi Nakajima's guardian will be Joshua, and the recognition and approval that Atsushi Nakajima craves has nothing to do with the director of the orphanage in Qingqing.

……

…………

When Atsushi Nakajima woke up, he found himself lying on an impossibly soft cloud.

Are you still dreaming?Obviously he should be locked in the basement.

The white-haired child blinked in a daze, then fell back on the bed again, wanting to continue to relive this sweet dream.

"The child is lying down again, is he in good health?"

The gem man Dia was lying on the door frame, poking his head out and asking.

"That's right, he can sleep better than me."

Farth's head popped out from under Dia.

"The general said, let him take a good rest, and prepare the easy-to-digest meat porridge first, and he can eat it directly when he wakes up."

Yaken Toshiro, wearing a white coat and wearing glasses on the bridge of his nose, is persuading the curious jewelers to leave, so as not to disturb the rest of the new residents.

"Is there any meat porridge!?"

Who knew that the child who had been buried back in the quilt and pillow suddenly stood up again, looking at Yaken Toshiro with sparkling eyes.

Fu Sangshen, the dagger in purple eyes, was stunned for a moment, then laughed: "Of course, I'll let the kitchen bring it here."

It really is a dream. Not only is there a big bed that is so soft that you can roll on it, but you can also eat all-you-can-eat hot, soft and delicious meat porridge. Atsushi Nakajima has not eaten so full for a long time, and he even feels so happy that he is about to melt up.

But when he was finally full, he realized with embarrassment that he seemed to have drank the whole pot of porridge and there were many more people beside the bed.

"Well, even if it's a dream, thank you very much for your hospitality!"

Atsushi Nakajima made a gesture of gratitude directly on the bed, with his butt raised high and his head lowered heavily.

Fass tilted his head and said, "Hey, haven't you woken up yet? This is not a dream."

"But, but, if it wasn't a dream, how could I sleep on such a soft bed, how could I drink meat porridge to my full, and...how could there be people with shiny hair in this world?"

Atsushi Nakajima asked in bewilderment.

"Get out of the way, look at me." Boltz squeezed out from the crowd watching Atsushi Nakajima, and then mercilessly pinched Atsushi Nakajima's cheeks that didn't have much flesh.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The pain caused Atsushi Nakajima, who was even more dizzy from eating, to return to the ground from the clouds in the sky, and then the colorful brilliance that he thought was a dream was actually reflected by the light reflected from the hair of these jewel men.

"I called the lord~—Poltz, are you bullying him?"

Dia appeared in this room holding Joshua's hand, and Boltz, who had simply shattered Atsushi Nakajima's dream, let go of his hand.

Atsushi Nakajima was still in a daze. When Boltz pinched his cheek just now, he could clearly feel that it was not the softness and warmth that humans can have, but a harder and colder touch.

"I didn't bully him, I just let him understand that this is not a dream."

Boltz crossed his arms and snorted arrogantly.

"Really, Boltz, you."

Joshua sat by the bed and said to Atsushi Nakajima, "Hello, Dun-jun. My name is Joshua. From today onwards, I will be your father."

"Eh?!"

Atsushi Nakajima's eyes were wide open, and his appearance was a bit like a cat and a tiger.

"But, but you, I..."

Atsushi Nakajima's mind was in a mess, and he was hesitating.

"You do not want it?"

Joshua lowered his head slightly in frustration.

"But it's no wonder, my appearance does look a bit young, I don't look like a reliable person..."

"not like this!"

Atsushi Nakajima shouted fiercely.

"It's me! I don't know if I'm worthy of Mr. Joshua's kindness to me! I, I'm timid and useless, and I eat too much, and I'm easy to be annoying..."

Atsushi Nakajima recalled his life in the orphanage, his nose became sore as he spoke, and tears were about to flow out of his eyes.

But he was afraid that Joshua would see his useless appearance, so he forced back the tears.

"Don't care about those, I just ask you, are you willing to be my adopted son?"

Atsushi Nakajima felt a hand gently stroking his hair. It was a comfort and warmth that he had rarely felt, and the tears he had been holding back poured out like a broken dam in an instant.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

The young Baihu is really too cute. It was Joshua who was asking for his opinion, but Atsushi Nakajima asked him instead. This kind of character is really... makes people want to bully.

"Of course."

While stroking the child's soft white hair, Joshua patted Atsushi Nakajima's back lightly. He hiccupped from crying, coupled with the intermittent choking sound, and finally fell asleep unconsciously past.

"Children need enough sleep to grow well."

Joshua put Atsushi Nakajima, who was tired from crying and fell asleep, back on the bed, and covered him with the quilt.

"Tomorrow I have to go shopping, buy children's clothes and daily necessities... Ah, and I have to trim Dunjun's hair."

Joshua narrowed his eyes, planning to postpone the adoption of another troubled dog for a while.

If the first child is immature and makes him feel safe, he wants to pick up the second one. There will definitely be scenes of the eldest and second child fighting and arguing. For the sake of family harmony, it is better to bring the second child back later. .