The whole world has my vest

Captain Flying Squirrel seemed to realize something. If Kaito Kidd is a devil fruit capable user, then it is understandable that he can escape smoothly.

In this case, before receiving the notice letter next time, you must first prepare the Hailoushi handcuffs for devil fruit ability users. Touch the target!

Flying Squirrel was trying to think of preventive measures in his head, but he heard his subordinates knocking on his office door: "Captain Flying Squirrel, there is your package."

"My package?" He recovered from his thoughts and frowned, thinking that he didn't seem to have bought anything recently. Could it be that the weapon application report sent to the headquarters was approved?

But the flying squirrel knew that according to the efficiency of the headquarters, it was impossible to be so fast.

It was useless to think too much, and the flying squirrel signaled the subordinate to come in: "Put the things here."

The package looked exquisitely wrapped, even affixed with a blue bow, and the card on it said "From Captain Flying Squirrel".

But this puzzled the flying squirrel.

Obviously it wasn't a package from headquarters, but a gift from his fans.

But as a navy captain, how can he have fans?

The flying squirrel raised its vigilance and opened the bow carefully.

It's not a bomb, and it's not a dangerous item. It contains a necklace of moon gemstones and purple diamonds filled with protective foam. At the same time, there is a card with a white rose on it: "Is the show last night interesting enough? If the captain's It would be great if you put a smile on your face. These two jewels are not the Pandora's Stone I was looking for, so I will return them to you, Captain."

"ps: As an apology last night, please accept this rose, it can bring good luck to the owner."

The inscription below is "Phantom Thief Kidd", and next to it is a picture of a smirking villain wearing monocle glasses and a top hat.

The naval corporal who delivered the package to the flying squirrel's office heard the roar from the captain's room: "Who wants your gift!! You bastard phantom thief!! Are you underestimating me?!"

"The captain is really energetic." The navy corporal sighed with emotion. Before the words fell, he saw the flying squirrel rushing out of the office like a gust of wind, and tightened his collar: "Hurry up! This package is Who gave it to you!?"

"Yes, it was a man in a white suit outside just now. He said there was your package, Captain, so I brought it in..."

The marine corporal said tremblingly, as if he was completely frightened by the flying squirrel.

Hearing this, the flying squirrel let go of the collar of the naval corporal, and rushed out again, looking for the man described by the naval corporal.

"That expression really doesn't look like me. It's really interesting to change clothes and come here."

Hai Hai's expression, which was still somewhat timid, changed, and the curvature of the corners of his lips was exactly the same as the smile of the Q-version villain drawn on the package card just now.

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha It’s really funny!This emoji made me laugh all day! 】

[Worthy of being an anchor!He was able to come up with such a method! 】

[The anchor's acting skills are really good, if I didn't see the anchor wearing a cross-dressing mask in the live broadcast room, I probably would have thought the anchor was innocent hahahahaha]

[Hahahaha, you can imagine the expression of this navy captain looking for suspicious people everywhere in the street, but he found nothing! 】

[Come on, let's guess when the flying squirrel will realize that he has been cheated?I bet two hours! 】

【One hour?You underestimate the anchor's acting skills too!I bet three hours! 】

【However, it is also an elite of the Navy Headquarters. I think it should be found out that something is wrong in an hour. 】

Joshua walked out of the naval base without hindrance, and greeted the sailors passing by along the way.

[Didn't these navies find something wrong? 】

[Lord Kidd's cross-dressing skills are top-notch, and his voice, body shape and appearance can be changed, how could these simple-minded sailors find out hahahaha]

[Doesn't that mean that if you marry the anchor, you can get double the happiness? 】

[It stands to reason that men, women, and children can cross-dress. This should be four times more fun? 】

Ignoring the tiger and wolf words of the barrage, after walking a certain distance and confirming that there is no one around, Joshua said to the audience: "In that case, let me participate in the guessing game."

"If everyone loses, please recommend this live broadcast room to more relatives and friends ~ Of course, if you can, please give me more gifts."

A lot of words such as [no problem], [guess it], [seems very interesting] floated on the bullet screen, Joshua showed a pleasant smirk, moved his fingers, and his empty hands appeared I took a big bag of things.

"I bet in 10 minutes Captain Flying Squirrel will find out he was duped and rush back to the naval base."

He walked slowly on the street, still using the face of the previous naval corporal, but slightly changed the details of his clothing.

Joshua walked towards the place where the noise came from, and as expected, he found Captain Flying Squirrel.

Joshua made a surprised look, stepped forward and saluted, and then asked curiously, "What is Captain Flying Squirrel doing? Isn't the morning patrol already over?"

Of course the flying squirrel recognized the face of this naval corporal, his expression changed, and he asked fiercely, "Why are you here?!"

His eyes flicked to the slightly differently dressed marine corporal and the large belt he was holding.

"Ah? Today is my day off, so I'm going out to buy things for my family. I've called the report, Captain Flying Squirrel, don't you know?"

Joshua showed a perplexed look. Seeing the flying squirrel's face turn blue, he added another sentence: "Is there something wrong? Or do you need me to return to the team now?"

"No! You continue to buy!" Flying Squirrel almost squeezed out the words, and he rushed back to the garrison like a gust of wind.

"What a man like wind."

Joshua sighed with emotion, and he continued to walk forward until he came to the crowded commercial street. While walking, he took off his distinctive navy white uniform, released the air in the inflatable bag under the clothes, and recovered. Changing his original tall and slender figure, he put on a less conspicuous windbreaker, and casually put the navy uniform on the trash can at the entrance of an alley.

Then he stroked his wrist, and a watch appeared on the originally empty wrist.

"Well, exactly 10 minutes, it seems that I, the banker, took it all."

Joshua flashed a bright smile.

[Hahahaha the flying squirrel was really played with by the anchor and applauded! 】

[Go back to the naval base!This time the expression of the flying squirrel should be more exciting, right? 】

[It's really the banker who takes all, the anchor is too cunning www]

【Audience sends gift X100】

【Audience sends out fireworks X500】

[I didn't expect it to be like this!Hahaha the anchor is so interesting! ! 】

Of course, Joshua did not go back to the naval base, after all, it was too troublesome to go back and forth like this.

However, when the flying squirrel rushed out of the room, he took the opportunity to leave bugs and monitors behind, and now he only needs to use these electronic tools to enjoy the next scene.

As Joshua expected, when the flying squirrel returned to the base of the naval garrison, it almost dug three feet into the ground, trying to find out the daring thief who sneaked into the naval base. On the contrary, after being tricked again, the sullen look made the people in the naval base tremble for several days.

After returning to the team, the naval corporal who was really on vacation was stared at by the flying squirrel for a long time, and he almost didn't stare out of his psychological shadow.

Of course, the flying squirrel's reaction made the live broadcast room laugh from ear to ear, the gifts kept swiping the screen, and the popularity rose again and again.

However, Joshua keenly noticed that although the rising popularity value this time is much higher than before, the speed of the rise has slowed down a lot. Considering that the audience may be a little fatigued, it is time to put on a new vest.

But before that, you have to draw a card first!

Originally, Joshua planned to draw cards live - anyway, even the smallest mosquito meat is meat, and this novel card drawing system may also attract viewers to watch.

It was only when he found out that the competitor next door seemed to be playing the same routine as himself, and as a result, the audience guessed the card face he wanted to use in the live broadcast, the scene was very embarrassing for a while, which made Joshua suddenly alert.

After thinking about it, in order to leave a little suspense for the audience, so as not to guess the routine that I want to play in the future, I gave up the plan to draw cards live.

Joshua exchanged his popularity points for ten consecutive draw cards, and then looked at the face of the card emerging from the white light expectantly, looking forward to the arrival of ssr.

【R Karelia】

Explanation: The longitude is the passing of the sun and the moon, and the latitude is the livelihood of people.The most beautiful woman of the people of Ioruf who lived in a land far away from the hustle and bustle and lived quietly while weaving what happened into a cloth called Hibiol.

Skills: Beauty, Weaving, Communication.

Remarks: Although she is a beauty, she has a crazy girl with a cruel personality that no one can match.

【R card seam heart bear】

Explanation: scp2295 of the scp foundation will spit out needles, thread and cloth from its mouth, and make various organs for replacement and treatment.

Skills: Sewing, Healing, Healing.

Remarks: May all pain and sorrow be far away from you - the grandma who loves you the most.

【SR Harry Hart】

Explanation: "MannersMkethMan." Without etiquette, there is no way to stand.The ace agent code-named Galahad in the Gentlemen of the World Protection Organization.

Skills: Good at all kinds of martial arts, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Chinese martial arts, proficient in firearms, killing hundreds of people, etc.

Note: The suit is the modern gentleman's armor - do we stand around all day, or fight?

【R Kawili Wonka】

Description: Genius Dessert Master!Amazing chocolatier!Nobody can compare to Willy Wonka!nobody!

Skills: As long as it is related to desserts, it is his field, laymen should not point fingers at random!

Remarks: I repeat the important thing again, Willy Wonka is a genius dessert master!Be the amazing chocolate maker!Laymen don't point fingers casually!

【SR Baize】

Explanation: The mythical beast Bai Ze in China, a pharmacist living in the Paradise of Paradise, has existed since the age of dinosaurs.

Skills: pharmacy, seeing a doctor, picking up girls.

Remarks: The cat is the cutest in the world! !Objections are not accepted! !

Joshua skipped the instructions on SR card macrophages and killer T cells, and focused on the N card Colonel KFC and R card Javen, as well as the only shining golden SSR card Ye Gucheng.

The author has something to say: Modified Bai Ze's skills