The whole world has my vest

Anyone who plays games knows that the excitement and anticipation when the card face is turned over with bated breath when drawing a card, and the ecstasy dance when the dream card face finally appears, cannot be expressed clearly in a few words.

Just like those games that Joshua played before crossing, such as what food language, what FGO, what Onmyoji, the card faces were released faster than the other, and after draining Joshua's liver, he was eager to attack his wallet .

And every time a new event starts, Joshua will say this sentence to the new card face: "GKD, take my wallet, I want to bring my wife home!"

By the way, the "wife" he refers to includes all kinds of roles, male, female, and asexual, and he is quite a philanthropic player.

After experiencing the previous card draws, Joshua trusted his European spirit very much. This time, he prepared the usual card draw posture and clicked the button for ten consecutive cards.

The familiar white light flashed, but when Joshua clearly saw the ten cards that appeared, the expectant smile froze on his face.

[N card Edogawa Conan's anesthesia watch]

Explanation: One of the props of Shinigami primary school students. Once shot, it will fall asleep within three seconds and assume the pose of a 'meditator'.

Skills: Watch time, anesthetize people.

Remarks: There is only one anesthesia needle, and it will not be replenished when it is used up.

[N card Xingping Chuangzhen's innovative cuisine]

Explanation: Dishes that are so unpalatable that people doubt life!Obviously Xing Pingchuang can really make delicious food, but he just made it bad on purpose!

Skill: Of course, this kind of thing only has the ability to be unpalatable!

Remarks: Although it is unpalatable, it will not kill people.

This time, most of the cards drawn by the tenth company were N cards, and they were all useless N cards, which made Joshua frown.

Anesthesia watches may still be useful in times of crisis, but isn’t an anesthesia watch that can only be used once a one-time product?After use, it is just an ordinary watch. No wonder it is the lowest-level N card.

And this kind of innovative cuisine such as Xingping Chuangzhen is even more rubbish. At least the anesthesia watch can tell the time. This kind of card face has no other use except throwing it into the trash can.

Skipping other N cards that were also useless, Joshua looked at the remaining three R cards.

【R Card Hair Tonic】

Description: A very powerful hair restorer!Whether it is Mediterranean or bald, it is good to use it!

Skills: Hair growth of course!Three 10 minutes can make you grow a head of smooth and beautiful long hair!

Remarks: Bald people must use it!But it doesn't work on a "I'm bald and stronger" hero - unless he's weaker!

Looking at this R card, Joshua felt offended, and also felt aggrieved by the bald and caped man Saitama.

The remaining R card is the scp-871 regeneration cake.

[R card scp-871 regeneration cake]

Explanation: It must be eaten by humans, otherwise it will return to its original state every 24 hours, and a new piece of cake will appear, and so on.

Skills: infinite regeneration, infinite split.

Remarks: The split cakes will be of different varieties - if you open a cake cafeteria, you will definitely make a profit without losing money.But be careful, if you are not careful, the world will be overwhelmed with cakes and destroyed as a result. ps: If all of them are eaten, this card cannot be used again.

It seems that this kind of card that has the danger of destroying the world is rated as R-level, which is the reason for the last PS.

Reminiscent of the terrible food intake of the residents of this world, Joshua decided that even if he wanted to use it, he had to be careful, lest a good card be invalid because it was eaten up.

【R Card Doraemon's Momotaro Onigiri】

Description: One of Fatty Blue's props, 6 in a bag.It is a must for traveling!The effect depends on the size of the target subject.

Skills: Taming beasts.

Remarks: It tastes good when you are hungry!

This R card was very useful, and Joshua immediately thought of what to use it for next.

But no matter what, the long-awaited card draw did not have an ssr card, not even an sr card, which still made the self-proclaimed European Emperor Joshua very silent.

He was so silent that he even clicked on the card drawing interface again and pressed the button.

Europeans will never admit defeat! !

The same familiar white light, the same familiar N card and R card, but the names are different.

But fortunately, the golden light that emerged at the end made Joshua stop in satisfaction, confirming that he was still the Ou Huang.

【SSR card Bai Ze (Hanfu ver)】

Explanation: Bai Ze, the referee during the Hanhe Conference, wore a high crown, wide sleeves, and possessed great strength.

Skills: making medicine, seeing a doctor, picking up girls, bringing auspiciousness, and suppressing disasters.

Remarks: Under this skin version, you can transform into a beast and fly in the sky. It is a well-deserved auspicious holy beast.

"...Wow, as expected of the dog planner, I thought it would be treacherous enough to separate the characters and items, but now they are divided into different skins? Different skins are fine, but the card face levels are not the same."

Joshua was amazed by the treachery and cunning of the card draw system, and he could only say that no matter which world he was in, dog schemes were the same rubbish!

However, although the characters are repeated, at least the skills are still different. Bai Ze on the ssr card has a few more skills.

Although I can't think of where it can be used to bring auspiciousness, suppress disasters, and transform into a beast, but at least it is an ssr, so keep it for now.

As for the other useless N-cards and R-cards, Joshua fed him the most-used cards on hand without blinking an eye, and upgraded them again.

SR Phantom Thief Kidd, SR Gao Yuanyaoyi, and sSR Ye Gucheng are currently his key cultivation objects for earning popularity points. When the experience points are fed to a certain level, these card faces will have corresponding intelligence, and Qiao Shu may not be needed. Ya always stare at the operation.

In short, the function of "automatic game" will be activated, and the displayed intelligence will be infinitely close to the original shape of the card.

The only problem is that every card face has the opportunity to activate this function, because the experience value of the card face required for activation is so high that Joshua subconsciously covers his liver, and he scolds the dog for not being human for a while.

After tossing around for a while, Joshua reckoned that the time was almost up, so he launched Gao Yuanyaoyi's card.

The 'Professor' stood on the bounty hunter's island of Whiskey Peak, still wearing the elegant and fitting dress and top hat, this time with an owl's cane hanging in his arm.

Gao Yuanyao is a natural high-functioning anti-social personality, and Joshua's perspective on the world and human beings is completely different when he enters his shell.

It cannot be said that Joshua's personality was eroded by Gao Yuanyaoyi, but that he saw Gao Yuanyaoyi's perspective in a completely immersed way.

The world is so simple, human beings live numbly for a mediocre and ordinary life, and it only takes a few words or even a glance to manipulate their emotions to make these human beings work for themselves.

This kind of aloofness that plays with other people's emotions and souls on the palm of your hand is really addictive.

"Calculate the time, Roger and the others are about to enter the great channel."

Joshua muttered to himself.

His plan was aimed at Roger and the others from the very beginning. The other rookie pirates who fell into the trap during this period were just bait to feed these bounty hunters and make them more obedient to him .

All pirates who come to this great waterway will pass through the upside-down mountain, and Joshua let those bounty hunters pretend to be merchants who have been shipwrecked, or pretend to be singles who want to escape from the great waterway. Pirates, lure the rookie pirates who just came here and don't know anything about it to their old lair, where they will lay a net to wipe out this group of fat sheep.

And this trap and conspiracy of Bailing will soon be repeated on Roger and his party.

Next to the Upside Down Mountain is the Twin Gorges Lighthouse. At the entrance of the Upside Down Mountain, there is an island whale named 'Rab' and a tower keeper named Kulokas.

As the name suggests, this island whale is as big as an island in adulthood. If someone with deep-sea phobia sees it, he will probably faint with goosebumps on the spot.

No matter how huge the ship is, it is just a mustard seed in its eyes. Just floating there makes people tremble—whether they are afraid of this huge monster, or they are shocked by the wonder of nature.

This is the benefit of knowing the plot. Joshua knows that the lighthouseman named Kulokas is also a very skilled doctor. Pirates board Roger's ship.

What's more, Joshua knows how to use Kulocas to lead Roger and Rayleigh to the route he wants.

In the strange and dangerous sea area of ​​the Great Channel, it is not the common compass or compass that guides the way, but a thing called "recording pointer", which will record the islands that ships pass by on the Great Channel. After recording the magnetic field, it will point out the next island to go to.

In this way, Roger's route is completely under Joshua's control.

Counting the time, under Joshua's intentional guidance and connivance, the bounty hunter gang, which has expanded to hundreds of people, should have already noticed the lack of food, right?

——The island whale, although it hasn't grown to its full size, but if it is used as food, it can be enough for bounty hunters to eat for several years.

Coupled with the fact that Roger's name is still on the bounty order, the bounty hunters who have grown their appetites under Joshua's intentional connivance will definitely attack them.

For Kurokas, this whale named 'Rab' is his partner, so he will never let others take it away as food, and Roger and others who accepted the doctor, And they will never watch Raab being hunted and killed by bounty hunters-they will actively enter the trap of bounty hunters.

And Joshua only needs to use his status as a 'professor' to provide these lambs who believe in him with a precise and accurate plan.