[Zhongyingmei] Love Diary of the Prince of Hell

"Of course not!" The tall man retorted immediately.

"That's it." Bruce Wayne waved his hand and said with a smile: "John has a good eye, he won't hurt me. Come on, you have to take care of it, my bodyguard can't be so sloppy look."

With that said, Bruce Wayne grabbed the man's arm and pulled it.

Did not move.

"It's quite powerful." Bruce Wayne said in a somewhat amazed tone, but where the man didn't pay attention, his eyes were full of scrutiny.

Beria and Constantine saw all this in their eyes, and mourned for that man for three seconds in their hearts.

The simple character of the two of them can be seen through with just a few words, how could Batman not be able to see it by himself.There is also his special power, which he knows how to cover up, but it is a bit too clumsy, and he can see the clues by pulling and pulling casually.

And this character, so innocent and simple, probably because of his ability and good luck, that's why he was not sold.

In a way, Constantine and Beria got the truth.

Constantine looked at the man who sat in the passenger seat of the Ferrari Enzo with a confused face, and when the other party looked over, he suddenly smiled, showing an extremely friendly smile, and said: "Since we are all colleagues, I'll just call you Clark, okay?"

Clark Kent, this is the name he confessed after a few tentative sentences.

"Ah, no problem." The simple and polite town boy in the tall body replied honestly with his blue eyes open.

"Good luck, Clark." Constantine's smile was tinged with ambiguity, "And, Happy Halloween."

Later, when Superman, who was newly promoted to Chaoying and was awarded the position of chairman of the organization, recalled this scene, he only felt that he was full of emotion and guilt for suspecting that the other party had bad intentions for three seconds.

To his friendliness and kindness, it was clearly a tacit exchange between the two sides, a scene immersed in complex emotions for Clark Kent.What came from the concern of colleagues and the care of the boss, anyway, he even confessed his own background.Although I don't regret it afterwards, I am always a little bit reconciled.

Oh, by the way, Little Krypton is a dog, a Kryptonian dog.

"I seem to have seen the fate of the Sun Family that was clearly arranged by the bats." Beria looked at the red Ferrari going away, and said with emotion.

"Isn't it good?" Constantine raised his eyebrows, "The sun family who is in a period of confusion meets the dark knight who has been guarding Gotham for ten years. Wow, this is a good opportunity to steal the teacher openly."

"That town boy will thank me in years to come."

Constantine said firmly.

Not to mention how Clark Kent was clearly arranged by Batman who showed the face of Brucey Baby, anyway, it was a surprise for Batman, given that he was looking for this supernatural person, he didn't expect him to turn his head and bump into him. In his hands.

Of course, he did not forget the credit of Constantine and Beria, and he decided to give them a big red envelope at the end of the month.

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The time is fast approaching for Halloween night at the end of the month.

On this festival where there is a high probability of demons dancing, Constantine stayed at home with Beria resolutely.On this point, Beria, whose otaku attributes are far better than Constantine, expressed his support.

Beria gave the room the most ordinary and most luxurious decoration.He plucked a rose branch from the garden, and with his dark glory he beckoned it to grow in the first-floor hall of the villa.Flower branches climb on the ceiling, wrap around the crystal lamps, and hang down on the window lattices. Mysterious and beautiful black flowers are dotted on them, which is extremely beautiful.

"Not bad." Konstantin, who locked himself in the kitchen all afternoon, patted his flour-stained hands in appreciation.

This is not a compliment.Beria made every leaf of the flower branch and every black rose appear in the right position, which can not only highlight the beauty of the black rose, but also not take away the elegance of the hall's own decoration, complementing each other.

Lord of Hell Aesthetics Online.

Konstantin turned and went back to the kitchen, and after a while came out with two caramel apples coated in sugar and dipped in nut popcorn.He handed one of the caramel apples to Beria, and said calmly: "The pumpkin pie will be out of the oven soon, let's eat a caramel apple first."

Beria took the caramel apple obediently, without emphasizing that he didn't need to eat at all, and earnestly "clicked" on the caramel apple.A little too sweet, but that's a minor problem, and the lack of bitterness in the icing is a testament to success.

It is rare for his human beings to challenge the kitchen that is a big threshold in his life today. As a beneficiary, he only needs to accept the delicacies cooked by Constantine with joy.Even if the delicacies are not good, Beria can still eat them with a smile.

... So, Johnny really doesn't have to take the lead, taste what he made first, and keep busy tasting and discarding, then busy tasting and discarding for a whole afternoon.

He is more distressed about the taste buds of his family's human beings.

Although in Beria's eyes, his human beings are wonderful, but in terms of cooking...

There is a toaster for toasting, and you only need to cut off the burnt part of the fried egg. The rest is definitely cooked no matter how it tastes. You can buy peanut butter directly in the supermarket.No matter how bad it is, are you afraid that you won't be able to buy three meals if you have money?

Thanks to the 24-hour fast food restaurants and Chinese restaurants, oh, the roadside stalls also contributed a lot, which made his human grow to 185cm.

Beria doesn't need to eat, and he doesn't have any obsession with appetite, but after getting to know Constantine, he thought about it and found that he was too skinny. the human mind.

Under his meticulous care, the better Constantine's complexion and health, the more satisfied and happy Beria felt.

Beria's culinary talent is much better than Constantine's. Follow the recipe, even if the result is not perfect the first time, it will not affect the entrance.On the other hand, Constantine... Well, it doesn't matter if you know him well or not.

Of course, as long as you don't want to annoy Constantine, you can't say this sentence.

The two leaned together and ate caramel apples. When the oven in the kitchen made a "ding" sound, Constantine sat up straight in a jerk.

All afternoon, for this oven of pumpkin pie, he heard too many "ding" sounds, and he was a little nervous.

After a while, Constantine calmly put down the half-eaten caramel apple in his hand, walked through the hall with steady steps, and walked into the kitchen.A short while later, wearing oven mitts, he brought out an eight-inch pumpkin pie.

Beria smiled and looked at the patterns that were deliberately cut out around the pumpkin pie. Beria could tell where the leftovers were.

Just for this pumpkin pie, his Jonny is really hard.

"Please use." Constantine cut a large piece of pumpkin pie for Beria.

Beria was full of praise and ate the pumpkin pie earnestly. On the way, Constantine brought out a roast turkey with incomplete limbs.Needless to say, the missing piece was definitely burnt.

Most of Constantine's results from the afternoon and evening went into Beria's stomach.He knew that his Johnny had tried his best, and after an afternoon of trial and error, Constantine inevitably ate half full, unable to taste too much of the excellent results he finally made today.

After dinner, the retro gramophone in the hall began to play "The Blue Danube".

Beria reached out to Constantine: "May I?"

Constantine put his hand on it: "Of course."

The two waltzed in the hall, and although there was a moment of stalemate on the beat at the beginning because neither of them was willing to dance women's steps, some beats were missed, but after that, they reached a good agreement, exchanging steps from time to time. , and the Lord of Hell wasted his energy on starlight special effects, the atmosphere is great.

At the end of the song, Beria and Constantine stood in the center of the hall, staring into each other's eyes.

"Bella."

Constantine felt that he was bewitched by the pair of eyes in front of him with a clear river flowing under the night, and he couldn't help calling the other person's name softly, muttering: "I love you."

Beria's eyes widened slightly. After a while, he smiled, tightened his arms around the human's shoulders, and replied softly, "I love you too."

It may have been a few hours, or it may have only been a few minutes. Constantine first broke the atmosphere of staring at the other party without speaking, and said dryly: "Halloween, ha, Halloween."

Halloween has brought out the atmosphere of Valentine's Day, which always feels a little weird.However, considering the, um, customs and habits of hell, the Christmas that humans love is exactly what they hate, so why not please the creatures of hell this Halloween.

"I'm very happy." Beria pursed her lips and chuckled, "This is the best holiday I've ever had."

Constantine's heart softened, and his tone softened a lot. He whispered, "Then what's next? I eat too much, and I don't want to go to bed too early."

"Make a jack-o-lantern?" Beria suggested, "We can carve a nice pattern."

"This is..."

"Jingle Bell--!!!"

The rapid ringtone of the cell phone rang.

That phone, that number, and the only person who knew it was their boss, Bruce Batman Wayne.

"Okay." Constantine blinked, "It seems that Gotham is too lively tonight, and our boss can't bear it anymore."

Beria let go of his senses, ranged around the old city, raised his eyebrows immediately, and said, "Tonight's dark magic power in Gotham is twice as high as usual. Today is Ghost Festival, so it should still be within the standard, right?"

Beria was a little uncertain.

***

"This scale is definitely not within the standard." The corner of Constantine's mouth twitched, "It's beyond the standard, definitely beyond the standard!"

After receiving Batman's call for help, Beria and Constantine drove to the designated location.Along the way, they killed a mischievous goblin who masqueraded as an ordinary child, a dozen giant jack-o-lanterns with bloodthirsty ghosts attached to them, and a man dragged a giant sack asking for candy and ripped out his intestines Evil spirits who take candy from their victims, oh, and a group of werewolves disguised as Snow White, Little Red Riding Hood and other cute characters...

Compared with the ghosts and ghosts with some backgrounds, those ghosts who briefly gain the ability to contact strangers to take revenge on this day are not uncommon.

"Is it because the customs and habits of this world are different, or is Gotham exceptionally good?" While speaking, Constantine crushed an ugly half-human doll holding a fruit knife, and a hellfire The dark souls inside were burnt clean together.

"It's really a bit lively." Beria replied.

Because they were in a hurry, Beria and Constantine finally arrived at the aid location designated by Batman through violent demolition all the way.

There was the central square of Gotham. A Halloween carnival was going on at the venue, but now the carnival has been interrupted by chaos.In the square, citizens in different costumes scattered and fled, screaming one after another.In the middle of the venue, a young woman was pierced through the heart by a broken flagpole and died on the spot.Not far away, there was only half of a corpse left. His body was cut in half by a fallen billboard.

The chaos didn't end with the dead.

The square maintained by the relevant departments of the Gotham City Government, which has always been very reliable, has been missed again and again today-the well-trained celebration horses were frightened by the fireworks that exploded one after another, broke free from the rein and ran rampant among the crowd, and a certain person caught by the rein The heavy object almost hit a person's head when the steed turned suddenly-fortunately, it was blocked by Batman who rushed over.

The large LED screen in the square suddenly collapsed and was about to fall down. Among the panicked crowd, a figure wearing a big dog mask flashed out very quickly and pushed them to a relatively safe place. However, the muzzle of the firework salute shifted due to the sudden collapse of the bracket below, facing the few people who had just narrowly escaped death.

Similar serial accidents were staged crazily in the square, and there seemed to be a kind of power in the dark, which would not give up until it harvested the lives it wanted.

When Konstantin and Beria arrived, they saw the electric poles falling, and the electric sparks flickering on the high-voltage lines were thrown into the crowd.What makes people speechless is that there is a beer barrel where those people are located.

The big dog mask who had escaped from several people before ran hard, trying to transport the few people who stepped in the water to another place before the pole fell down. However, to make matters worse, the big dog mask was selected as On the safe high ground, the tall billboard made a "creaking" sound, and it was about to fall down.

"Damn." Constantine couldn't help complaining, how many "accidental coincidences" collided together to have such an effect.He raised his hands, chanted a spell, and an invisible force spread out, causing the fallen utility poles and billboards to stagnate in mid-air. In this gap, the big dog mask had already led the people on both sides to another place. Seems like a safe place.

This time, he was smarter.Like a hen guarding its cubs, he firmly guarded the seven or eight lucky ones whose legs had weakened.

Compared to the almost tyrannical guardian method of the dog mask, Batman's performance is much more skillful.He seems to have the ability to predict, almost predicting the fatal problems that may occur in every public facility around him, and nipping them in the bud in advance.It's just that the citizens protected by him were a little more turbulent, and a few of them had already passed out with their eyes open.

The author has something to say:

#818 An Extraordinarily Excellent Gotham City#

Constantine: I almost thought this was the gate of hell, is Gotham finally going crazy?

Batman: Pass me first if you want to be crazy (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

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Halloween horror legends + Grim Reaper is coming, this is Gotham tonight.

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Talk about the hell setting of this article~

There is no Beria in this world. The seven kings of hell in Hebrew legend correspond to the seven deadly sins, but the hell in the DC world is obviously not like this. Lucifer used to be the boss. After he escaped from hell, the three kings of hell re- take power.As for the seven deadly sins, think about Shazam, the seven deadly sins in the DC world are the demons who manifested the original sin.

The messenger of death in the Death Comes series can be regarded as a life in another dimension, not in the same world as the earth.Heaven and hell are also in other dimensions, and alien planets and the earth are in the same dimension.Life in this dimension of the earth has the opportunity to become a high-dimensional god. The first method is to successfully analyze and master the laws of the universe. For example, Darkseid has mastered the anti-life equation, which is the law of destruction of the universe. He is an evil god, but he also condenses God of Godhead.

——The above is the author's serious nonsense