Speaking of teaching Xiaomo to speak, he might as well kill him!Originally, Xiao Ye thought it was a very simple matter, after all, Xiao Mo was willing to learn it, but IQ is really a delicate thing.

When Xiao Mo promised to learn the language the night before, Xiao Ye even dreamed about how to teach it to reflect the profoundness of Chinese culture.However, when it came time to implement it, Xiao Ye was dumbfounded.Depend on!

Isn't it just a confession, isn't it just three words "I love you"!Why did he teach for a long time, but Xiaomo could only say "I" and "you", and couldn't pronounce the sound of "love".

"Follow me, ai, love!"

"Ah (fourth tone)."

"No, it's love! Love!" Xiao Ye rubbed his forehead, is Chinese really that difficult to learn?

Inhale, exhale, must be calm, Xiao Ye scratched his hair, recalled the pronunciation skills of pinyin, his eyes lit up, and said to Xiaomo: "You look at the shape of my mouth, the mouth is half opened, and the corners of the mouth are grinning to both sides , and then move the tongue down a little bit, exhale out, and make the fourth sound, and you can make the sound of love. Try it.”

Xiao Ye blinked his eyes and waited expectantly for Xiao Mo to speak. He felt that he had spoken in detail enough, but when Xiao Mo spoke, he almost knelt down.

"two!"

"Second you uncle!" Even the difficult sound of er can be pronounced, why can't even ai be pronounced, this is simply anti-human and abnormal! shit!

Xiao Mo felt that his pronunciation was correct, and stared at Xiao Ye with bulingbuling eyes, waiting for a reward, just like a dog.

Fuck!You are a snake, a cold-blooded animal, hello!Don't stare at him like this, okay?Previously, Xiao Ye had already sacrificed a lot of looks for a "you" and an "I". This time the post was fucking wrong, do you still want a reward?piss off!no way.

"Let me tell you, don't look at me like this, it's useless to look at me, what you posted is wrong! Wrong! Do you understand?"

Xiao Mo shook his head.

"Forget it, I don't know how to get it, labor and management will find something delicious." The teacher has starved to death now, it's another boring day!Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!God, come and take him in, why is he suffering here, wow!

While Xiao Ye was busy solving his own food and clothing problems, he was thinking about how to make Xiao Mo confess his love to him smoothly.Hmm... When it comes to confessing, it seems that besides "I love you", there is also "I like you", yes √, and this!

Xiao Ye patted his head and hurried to find Xiao Mo.

"Xiaomo, let me tell you, I thought of another confession!"

Why?man!Depend on!Could it be that he went out to look for food by himself?It's too unreliable!

Xiao Ye rolled his eyes silently, he can't argue with a snake, he is a high-level animal, he is a human being, you stupid scum.

At night, when the dirty little Mo finally came home, Xiao Ye put on a dark face, without saying a word, directly kicked him into the brook with his clothes, and took a bath.

"Giggle cluck..."

Hei Xian, it is necessary to laugh so happily!It was just using a wooden basin to pour water from the head down, Xiao Ye seemed to have forgotten that this is a snake, and snakes love water, so they are naturally very happy.

With a dark face, Xiao Ye directly put the wooden basin on Xiao Mo's head, angrily found a smooth stone and sat on it, the stream water was just up to his waist.

With some doubts, Xiao Mo took down the wooden basin that Xiao Ye knocked on his head, and looked at Xiao Ye.

"Come here." Xiao Ye waved to him.

Xiao Mo obediently drenched in the water, and sat beside Xiao Ye.

"Well, tonight, I won't teach you about love. I'll teach you another word."

"Huh?" Xiao Mo turned his head to look at Xiao Ye.

"You follow me, xihuan, I like it."

"Wedding meal."

"like!"

"Wedding meal."

"It's not Huan, it's rice! Pooh! It's not rice, it's joy!" Well, there is no distinction between hf and f, but it seems to be better than the word love.There is still room for rescue.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" Before Xiao Ye could correct Xiao Mo's pronunciation, he was pushed into the water with a thump, and then Xiao Mo gagged his mouth and pushed him into the stream.

wtf?Was he forced?Or the kind that gets pushed into the water?I can't breathe!Also, can you not stick your tongue in?Can you hold his ass with your claws?

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"Wow, if you kiss again, you will drown to death.Thinking of his fame throughout his life, he was crushed to death in a small ditch in the end?

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