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035 The so-called dark cuisine!

I don't know if it was caused by Gu Ri and Huo Xiyang, but the recording scene, which was originally a clear sky, suddenly became cloudy.

The wild wind that rose out of nowhere blew away the Scottish-style table curtains that were pressed under the food and food bowls. Gu Ri felt that the hairstyle he had just made was messed up, and he was so choked that he couldn't open his eyes or breathe. Son.

He peeped to see that Huo Xiyang's assistant, Xiao Qiang, had already rushed in front of him regardless of the cameras that were working around him, and sincerely defended the Lord.

While Gu Ri was in a daze, the torrential rain came pouring down without warning and at a bizarre speed.

Xu was used to being a gentleman before others, but Gu Ri subconsciously blended into the crowd, braving the rain to help the staff move those disgusting dark dishes on the table.

Four or 10 minutes later, the chief director arranged everything, and the "Honey, It's Dinner" unit was changed from outdoor recording to indoor recording.

The staff of the program team came over again and again to greet Gu Ri, make-up artists and stylists busy around him, while Huo Xiyang watched coldly.

After everything was ready, the recording started.In fact, they were surrounded by people, so it felt like a quack show.

Today's variety shows are all seeking to "seek the truth", that is, the more bugs the star guests have on the show recording site, the more they earn ratings, and the level of jokes has also been greatly improved. In the past, those taboos that had to be said behind the back of the audience are now all It became a joke of the entertainment station leader to grandstand.

The rules of the game in the "Honey, I've Eaten" unit are simple and easy to understand. The red and blue teams will serve ten dishes of the same dark dish, which will be eaten by the four members of each team in a relay race. Of course, if any fierce player can eat it from the beginning It is OK to save all sentient beings in the end, whichever team can persist until the end eats all of them, and whichever team wins.

The winning team will earn one point each and get a treasure hunt map. There are ten treasures, all of which are real gold and silver amnesty from the sponsor, and whoever gets it will get it.

Everyone is eager to try, thinking of entertaining the public and challenging themselves, the more exciting the more they want to try.

As a result, as soon as the ten dark dishes were served, the actresses in the team immediately peed in fright. There was no most perverted, only more perverted.

The first course is Master Wang’s instant noodle popsicles.

As the name suggests, it is the old sauerkraut-flavored ice cream frozen out of instant noodles, which is so refreshing that you don't want it.

It is estimated that the sponsor, Master Wang, gave a lot of money to let the director of the program group ruthlessly cheat these big stars who are usually pampered and pampered, to satisfy the common people's evil tastes.

The second course is Italian fire maggot cheese.

Goat milk is fermented as the raw material, but the disgusting thing is that it contains fly larvae, so when the loaf is made, you break it open, and the small maggots inside have already broken out of the shell, which is said to have a special taste ,hehe.

Don't guess at the heart of a foreigner, don't guess, just come and fight if you have the guts!

The third course is Indonesian fruit bat soup.

It's unimaginable how disgusting it is, and it's impossible to describe it in words. This dish looks like a stillborn boiled in your bowl. The show crew started to come up with a big move.

The fourth way is Vietnamese duck eggs, which are stillborn babies in eggs, baby chickens that have formed but have not hatched.

In fact, it is also common in the Northeast of China. This game is not a problem for Northeast people, and they just open their mouths.

The fifth way is the "preserved egg" of the country.Duck eggs marinated in lime mud and rice bran.

I can't understand the reason why foreigners can't control it. Preserved egg dipped in vinegar is simply delicious in the world.

Sixth way, the Japanese "Shirako" is actually the seminal vesicle of fish, which is white, slippery and has a strange smell of raw seafood, eaten raw!

The seventh way is "Beondegi" in Korea, which is called dry-fried silkworm chrysalis in China. It is the baby of silkworm, and it grows up to become a silkworm moth.

Gu Ri's favorite, his whole family loves to eat silkworm chrysalis, which is rich in protein, and one silkworm chrysalis is as nutritious as three eggs.

The eighth course is a big dish, the wasp senbei from Nagano Prefecture, Japan, which is actually walnut crisp and bumblebee!

The ninth divine dish is the Japanese "tuna eyeball stew", which is stewed tuna eyes. On a wooden tray, six bloody eyeballs the size of glass balls are placed, soaked in milky white sticky juice. It's disgusting to watch.

The tenth course is quite refreshing, candied haws with meat!God's creativity, candied haws with meat pieces, just thinking about it makes me feel like I'm pregnant-I always want to vomit.It echoes the instant noodle popsicles from beginning to end.

Although all the big guys are also people who have gone up the mountain of swords and down the sea of ​​fire and are used to seeing big scenes, but the pots and bowls in front of them are also killing them.

Gu Ri took a look, there were only two or three things he could control, the red and blue teams began to discuss who would be the first to eat, and who would take over behind the other.

In fact, whether you eat or not depends on whether you are forced to do so. During the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea, you could drink urine and eat human flesh, so there is nothing in this world that humans cannot do.

For the effect of the program, the program group must allow everyone to complete the scene, the more exaggerated the better.

Daoer Huo of the red team is the smartest, he can't control any of the dark dishes on the table, the main reason is his heart, not to mention that he never eats uncooked food, even overnight meals and fruits, he won't touch it .

But he couldn't act in front of thousands of audiences, so he rolled up his arms and sleeves and yelled "Don't touch those dishes, he will come", then ran over and looked down, his eyes rolled and he fainted up.

Everyone thought he was pretending, but in fact he was pretending, but Huo Daoer was so good at acting that no one could see that he was pretending. Daoer Huo performed artificial respiration, which made everyone laugh out loud, joking that Daoer Huo was too slow, so this is what he is capable of.

The male guest teased the female guest in front of the camera, and threw ordinary bread over to scare her that there were maggots. The scared female guest turned pale and ran shaking all over the venue, with a high-pitched voice, making everyone lean forward and back together with joy.

In the end, the woman ran into her arms, and was comforted by actor Gu's tender protection. It was simply too brilliant, and a prime-time dog-blood drama was born.

Then, during the entire recording of the first episode of the second season of "ManGo", the female guests and Gu Ri tacitly formed a CP.

The second game unit is called "Entangling", which puts parallel bars on the water. Every time the red team and the blue team send one person to the bar, no hands are allowed, only the parts other than the hands are allowed. As long as they can push the opponent into the water, they win.

Best of three games.

At the beginning of the game, Huo Xiyang met the actress who had been clingy with Gu Ri before. It has to be said that she is responsible for her appearance, her figure is graceful, and the twin peaks are ready to come out.

It's a pity, Huo Xiyang doesn't like women's beauty, he loves blue women's. He can't see the beauty of women in his eyes at all, and he must get revenge. He ran up the bar and went to the woman. He kicked his long legs against the woman's belly, Looking at the woman, she said that she couldn't move forward, so she had to hang on the bar to keep her balance.

Huo Xiyang didn't know how to pity her, so she bumped her hard with her shoulder. The actress screamed and fell into the water, and landed near Gu Ri. Cooperating with the protective personnel in the water, she pulled the actress ashore, put on a blanket and sent her to her assistant to dry off.

Huo Xiyang, who saw all this in his eyes, was invincible all the way through, and Gu Ri's eyes on the stage were tearing apart.

In order to facilitate wrestling on the bars, both male and female guests wore tights and sports pants, Huo Xiyang said.eight.Jiu's height, long legs and long arms, coiled around the bar like a snake, I don't know if they let him or he has some tricks, anyway, Gu Ri's teammates were kicked into the water by him.

In fact, it wasn't that Daoer Huo was so good, or that everyone let him go. For the ratings of the show, everyone must have thought of one place, so Gu Ri confronted Huo Xiyang and broke up.

The two of them sat on the parallel bars with one end each. Neither of them moved forward rashly. Instead, they chatted with each other with hidden swords in their faces.

Gu Ri said with a smile: "Director Huo has to be merciful later, I'm a little afraid of water."

I don't know where the ordinary words to adjust the atmosphere are not pleasant. Anyway, it made Huo Xiyang unhappy, and stared at him with a long face, invisible to the smoke.

Gu Ri was neither slow nor ill, and then said: "What? Director Huo is just sitting there doing his exercises? Thinking about killing me with one move later?"

Before he finished speaking, Huo Xiyang slid over at lightning speed.

Yes, Gu Ri read it right, Huo Xiyang really slid over the bar, and his movements were quicker than a monkey's mother, a baboon.

Gu Ri also reacted in a daze. In the blink of an eye, Gu Yingdi and Huo Daoer were already like two male snakes fighting for territory, with their arms on the bar and their legs tightly entwined. , They all tried their best to kick each other into the water.

It's tangled up!

I go……

So exciting! !

It's just mind-boggling.

Just thinking about the scene in front of him makes me bloody. Huo Xiyang's legs are sandwiching Gu Ri's thigh, and Gu Ri's legs are sandwiching Huo Xiyang's long leg. His waist is twisted into a twist, and he clutches the horizontal bar tightly looking for an opportunity to attack.

The two of them were distracted at the same time, their knees pressed against their stomachs, and the soles of their feet kicked their hips. The wonderful feeling exploded in their hearts, making people want to move.

There was fire in Gu Ri's eyes, and so did Huo Xiyang.Whether it's jealousy or lust.Fire, fake or real, true or false, actor vs. director, at worst, both losers.

The camera flipped, and Huo Xiyang had successfully pinned Gu Ri under him, and came up with a "blossom on the bar", saying that they were not allowed to use their hands. Why are the two people's arms crossed? ? ?

Gu Ri was out of breath, he was about to fall into the water, but he was not willing to let Huo Xiyang ride on his chest like this, he gritted his back molars fiercely, and flipped up from below in a daze, there was nothing he could do He arrived, and coincidentally put Huo Xiyang on the parallel bars, facing the swimming pool below.

Everyone sighed, it was Huo Daoer "Guanyin sitting on the lotus" just now, but now it's Gu Ri's "back door stick"? ? ?

Can you continue to evolve the postures that are not suitable for children under the eighteen ban?

So shy, so looking forward to it, hehehe.

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