The villain leader always likes to die

I have to complain, the current liars are also quite brainless, and they will use any old-fashioned tricks.

It was getting late, so I went back to the restaurant and asked the servant to prepare a bowl of hangover soup.This look was exactly as I expected, Shang Wu Prison's kid was lying on the table in a daze, with two rows of blushes on his face, and the wine glass and jug were rolling sideways.

I took the hangover soup and asked the servant to straighten him so that I could feed him the soup.Unexpectedly, when he was drunk, this boy still didn't change his noisy personality, he suddenly opened his eyes and threw himself on me, which really shocked the boy.

The bowl of soup almost spilled on me, and the servant exclaimed: "Your honor!"

Fortunately, I was steady, and before the soup spilled a drop, I said to the boy: "No problem, you can go down."

The servant bowed, took down all the crooked jugs and glasses, and leaned over to exit the door.

Shang Wujuan leaned against my arms, his eyes were clearly open, but his eyes were dull, he didn't know what he was thinking.

I put one hand through the back of his neck, helped him up, and poured the soup into his mouth. He cooperated tacitly without making a fuss, and quickly drank the big bowl of hangover soup.

I put the bowl on the side of the table, it was obvious that I had drunk too much and my mind was not clear.He pointed at the center of my eyebrows and said, tilting his head and smiling a little silly.

It's rare to see this side of him, before he wouldn't be too drunk, but now he's like a child again.

"Lo..."

I wanted to put him on the bed, but he clung to my clothes and refused to move, his half-opened eyes seemed to be half asleep.

This time I actually patted his head patiently: "Hey, go to bed and sleep."

Shang Wuyu hugged my waist: "No...I...I want to sleep with Luo..."

"If you catch me like this again, we'll have to sleep on the ground tonight."

He couldn't hear what I was saying at all, he kept yelling that he wanted to sleep with me, the smell of alcohol sprayed all over his face, I decisively slapped him on the face: "Be quiet."

Shang Wuqian sobbed: "Luo..."

oh!O my Virgin Mary!My three views are about to be destroyed!

He clung to me, and said aggrievedly: "Luo...don't hurt me anymore...Luo doesn't love me...Luo..."

"You fucking shut up!" I pulled him away, "I'll force you to knock me out and throw you out!"

"No no no no..."

I:"……"

Seeing his pitiful appearance of being abandoned by others, Ben Shuicong successfully softened his heart and surrendered: "Hey, come here."

Shang Wujuan smiled so much that he showed two rows of teeth, rushed over with a bear hug, and rubbed on my face: "Luo is the best!"

Tsk tsk, this guy also said that he can drink a lot, and now his relatives don't recognize him because he drank it. It is estimated that within ten meters there is no distinction between men and women.

I finally dragged him to the bed and took off his coat, he jumped up and grabbed my hand and said, "I want to kiss you!"

You are paralyzed! shi aside!

I kicked him down and lay down, took off the complicated layer of clothes two or three times, and covered him tightly with the quilt. He began to resist the quilt in dissatisfaction: "I don't want it! I don't want it!"

Why does that brat make so much noise... I'm an honest and good citizen!

He lifted the quilt and I covered him again, and he lifted me and covered it again. Repeatedly, I yelled: "Sleep for me!"

He was so frightened that he trembled, and stared at me blankly with big innocent eyes.

Then, he said: "Hey, hey, hey!"

My sister! (——ε(#——)☆╰╮o (——皮——///)

He hugged my thigh: "Xiao Prison, don't sleep! Don't sleep!"

I said evilly: "Then you can't sleep with me!"

"Hey! Luo is bullying people!"

"So obedient people have already fallen asleep at this time, and only bad people will make trouble here!"

Shang Wuyu was immediately quieted by me, he lay back under the quilt again, looked at me sideways, afraid that I would take the opportunity to slip away, I patted his head: "Don't worry, I'm right beside you."

He hooked my sleeve: "Really...really..."

I nodded: "Of course."

When I said that, he felt a little relieved, closed his eyes, but still held the corner of my sleeve with his hand.

I sat by the bed and watched him gradually fall asleep, leaving only the floating breath in my chest, so I got up quietly and walked down the steps beside the bed carefully, keeping the curtain behind.Looking back to confirm whether he was really in a deep sleep, he walked to the window with confidence, and then disappeared in front of the window in an instant.

I jumped onto the roof, the full moon hanging in the sky was reflected in the eyes of the snake, the marks on my face turned dark red under the moonlight, and the two black spots between my eyebrows also slowly turned red.There are looming white scales in the corners of the eyes, and the shimmer is very strange.

The moonlight was very bright, unobstructed by clouds and mist, as if it could be touched with one hand, the atmosphere was too quiet, and a random bird song would startle the entire sky.

At this time, on the other side of the room, a golden light flashed, and a monk in white cassock appeared.I saw the monk with two handsome eyebrows, eyes like the sea, and a vigorous figure, with a string of large Buddha beads hanging around his neck.

I just don't understand, this monk named Qu Bai, I didn't offend him, did I?If it happened in the past, he also said that he doesn't care about it, but since I came to Lingcheng, he has been following me, and I'm not a monster, so he looks like a perverted stalker!

Does he still want to learn from Fahai and accept me?Fuck!Such a stroke is very possible!The plot doesn't collapse like this!Even if he wants to learn from Fahai, I am not a white lady!

Helping the amount... Please guide!

Yah!I don't want to be a monster and be defeated by a monk!It's so embarrassing!

Qu Bai found out strangely that the devil in front of him actually lost his mind in front of him...

Nima!You used to call me "noble person" or "donor" but now you call me a devil!How am I like a devil!Where does he look like a devil!You are repetitious!You gossip, you gossip!

Qu Bai took a standard Buddhist posture, put one hand on his chest, and said: "Amitabha, the benefactor, please turn back and be right."

I didn't realize that he wanted to express his magic at all. I went out for a trip, brought my own children's paper, and lost Xiaohua.In the end, I was stalked by this monk for no reason, and told me to turn around for no reason. I looked at him for no reason, but he gave me a look that I understood.

It's just... mo, name, its, wonderful!

Qu Bai looked at me burningly: "The benefactor shouldn't take anything for fun, is this unwilling to admit it?"

With all due respect... you are paralyzed!Let the labor and management admit what!Did I not do anything well!

Qu Bai said: "Today's weather is really weird. According to the weather, there must be monsters who get the aura of heaven and earth to be promoted. That monster swallowed many innocent people. Let alone, the rain came because of it, and the flood Who is to blame for the rain that brings misery to many people?"

I'm a bit stupid, don't you... blame me...

Qu Bai unbuttoned the bag at his waist, and opened the corner of Chansi, a silver snake's head poked out, sticking out its tongue.

"Fizz!"

The master is so cool, save the prostitute!This monk is not human!Trapping it in a bag so it doesn't breathe!It's having a hard time breathing!Bad air in the bag!Die!Die!

I seem to hear the sad groan of that stupid snake, tsk tsk, let you mess around, you must be in trouble now!Light monks can read you to death!Let you pretend everywhere!

The silver snake sheds two rivers of tears, master!It's nothing to do with prostitutes!The prostitutes just eat and eat people, and use rainwater to soak their baths, and this monk ran over to bully the prostitutes out of nowhere!Also bullying the little snake raised by the prostitute!Wow!Well!There's nothing wrong with prostitutes!

Qu Bai tied the bag again and said to me: "Benefactor, is this yours?"

"What if it is? What if it isn't?"

"The benefactor is kind in nature, but because of his wrong mind in practice, he strayed into the devil and practiced Taoism. The poor monk reminded him again and again, and please don't make mistakes again and again."

This monk looks like he wants to save the world, save the people, and defend world peace. As a villain, I naturally want to carry out the essence to the end!Thinking about it, I was a little excited!

I sneered: "It's just a monk who has only met me a few times, and I don't care about it!"

"If there is a cause, there must be an effect, and if there is an effect, there must be a cause. I am afraid that the donor must be responsible for his own cause and effect."

I said impatiently: "Where are there so many nonsense! The strong are worthy to stand in front of me and speak! The weak only have one word, "death"!"

The little flower trapped in the bag is always excited!Oh my goodness!Master is so domineering!Fortunately, it is its master!Aww!

A long sword inlaid with rubies appeared in my hand. The pattern on the sword slowly squirmed with the light floating up and down. The red light of the ruby ​​shone, and the pattern climbed up my arm along my wrist.

The light became more and more intense, until the whole arm was covered by floating patterns, and thin patterns also appeared in the demon marks on the face. The moonlight shone down, exuding an evil spirit.

I unhurriedly jumped onto the roof of another house, leaped over one big tree after another, my long hair raised, and there was a smile on my lips that I must win.

Qu Bai just stared at me like that, not knowing what was so interesting about that monk, so I swung the dark sword and chopped off half of his body.The sword only cut off the bag tied around his waist, and he turned into a burst of golden light and disappeared under the moonlight.

I fell to the ground and felt bored, but fortunately I had played out my feelings to the fullest just now.Shouldn't the two sides be fighting back and forth in the night sky, with the situation evenly matched, and then the other side would shout: "Devil! Today must be your death day!"

Then he released his big move and wanted to take me in, but who am I!I'm a villain!It's so easy to lose and play a dick!So this is this!After that and that!I win!

But such a plot is actually not rough!Could it be edited by the system?

The free silver snake crawled out of the bag and climbed onto me excitedly.

master!master!The prostitute misses you!

I choked it: "You rotten snake, you are useless at the critical moment! You are still causing me trouble! What use is there for you! I will give you to Shang Wu He to drink wine tomorrow!"

The silver snake burst into tears, I provoked the master by mistake!That smelly monk shouldn't have found out!Otherwise, I can eat a few more people!Soak for hours!

I pinch it, damn it!Labor and management will crush you to death with one hand, you idiot!Soak in the bath to create a flood!You are also pretty dick!

Squeeze you to death!Squeeze you to death!Squeeze you to death!

Xiao Hua: (′╥ω╥——)