[Comprehensive] Tosheng God
Chapter 22
Hua Manlou coughed lightly: "There are no outsiders now, so you can tell the whole story."
Lu Xiaofeng glanced at Hua Manting, who sighed and said, "Okay, Qitong."
Things are like this.
Two months ago, Hua Manting was invited by Zhu's family to play, but when he arrived at Zhu's house, he was told that there were flower pickers infested nearby.
The master of the Zhu family sighed when he saw Hua Manting coming: "Nephew, the flower pickers are making a fuss recently, people are panicking, and the hospitality is not good, I hope you can forgive me."
Hua Manting's expression was slightly startled: "Uncle Zhu, why didn't you send someone to wipe out the flower pickers."
Uncle Zhu beat his chest and stomped his feet: "Everyone thinks too, but the flower pickers are so strong in martial arts, the people they sent were all killed, and more girls were ruined. Sooner or later, it will be my girl's turn. What should I do?"
Hua Manting said: "Liu Tong is willing to share his worries for uncle. Although Liu Tong is not talented, his martial arts are still good."
Uncle Zhu still sighed: "I know my nephew's martial arts, but if you show up, then the flower pickers will not dare to show up."
Hua Manting thought for a while and made a decision: "Hey, Uncle, Liu Tong is willing to pretend to be a girl and lead out the flower pickers to solve everyone's problems."
Uncle Zhu was very surprised: "This is too difficult for a good nephew."
"It's okay, uncle just needs to send some people to me."
Uncle Zhu stroked his slightly white beard: "Thank you, nephew."
The room was filled with all kinds of clothes and makeup props. Hua Manting used the disguise technique to cover her Adam's apple, and then carefully looked at her own face. Her face was originally handsome and delicate, but if she was pretending to be a woman, she had to Make up well, make eyebrows slender, eyes rounder, and then make various decorations and make a bun, insert red hairpins, and put on a lotus-colored clothes made of soft smoke, what a beautiful woman.
Hua Manting looked at it: "The chest is so flat, stuff it in."
After a long time of tinkering, I finally got it done.
Hua Manting opened the door, and the guard outside was stunned when he saw it, and stammered, "Young man, you, you."
Hua Manting coughed, "Take me to see Uncle Zhu."
Uncle Zhu was very surprised when he saw it: "Nephew, is it really you? With such an appearance, such a figure, no little girl can compare."
Hua Manting bowed to Uncle Zhu, then changed his voice again: "The little girl has seen Daddy."
"Nephew, this is you."
Hua Manting whispered the plan in his ear, and Uncle Zhu said excitedly, "The flower picker will definitely be caught."
Hua Manting sat on the sedan chair, there were several guards outside the sedan chair, and the bearers were carrying the sedan chair on the street, when suddenly a child rushed over, the child fell down in fright, the guard said, "You actually disturbed Miss Zhu."
Hua Manting opened the curtain and poked his head out and whispered softly, "What happened?"
The guard reported: "Miss, a child has barged in."
Hua Manting got off the sedan chair and went to the child, wiped the child's face with a handkerchief, checked to see if the child was injured, and said, "Fortunately, he was not injured."
The child said in a childlike voice, "Sister, you are so beautiful."
Hua Manting smiled and patted the child's head: "Be careful in the future."
The child nodded abruptly and then left. Hua Manting sat on the sedan chair again. In the sedan chair, he smiled in his heart: "Flower picker, I just felt your gaze. Don't let me down, but there is still a gaze." Whose is it?
To go to the temple in the mountain to offer incense, one had to pass through a forest, suddenly a puff of smoke blew in, everyone outside fell down, Hua Manting came out and saw everyone fell down and pushed: "What's wrong with you."
A lewd laughter came from the side: "Little lady, they won't be able to wake up after six hours after being drugged by me."
Hua Manting pointed at him in panic: "You, you are a flower picker!" Then he ran quickly, he wanted to cry but had no tears in his heart, pretending to be a weak woman who doesn't know martial arts is more difficult than going to thousands of troops to save people.
That figure came in front of him: "Little lady, why are you running away? Come on, uncle will teach you the most ecstasy in the world." Then he grabbed Hua Manting and bullied him and began to tear at his clothes.Hua Manting was about to catch the flower picker, when suddenly a figure came and knocked the flower picker into the air and hugged Hua Manting, and the flower picker ran away immediately.
When Hua Manting saw this person, it turned out to be Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaofeng asked softly: "Girl, are you okay?"
Hua Manting patted his head: Oh my god, Lu Xiaofeng, are you trying to strike up a conversation with me?
Lu Xiaofeng looked at the girl for a long time without replying, thinking that she must have been frightened just now: "Girl, don't be afraid, I'm here." Hua Manting was so angry that he couldn't say anything and pushed Lu Xiaofeng away, but maybe It was because he didn't use martial arts, so he accidentally lost his footing and almost fell down. Lu Xiaofeng grabbed him too hard and Hua Manting's lips brushed Lu Xiaofeng's face lightly.
Hua Manting was stunned for a moment and then blew up: "Lu Xiaofeng, you bastard, you didn't say anything about breaking me, unexpectedly, unexpectedly."
When Lu Xiaofeng heard the voice, wasn't it a man's voice, and why was it so familiar: "You, you are Huamanting!" this kind of thing.
Lu Xiaofeng instantly felt something was wrong: "Liutong, why are you pretending to be like this?"
Hua Manting regained his composure and told the whole story, Lu Xiaofeng stroked his beard: "Cough, Liu Tong, I'm sorry, I don't know, I just passed by here, saw it, and then, don't worry, I will help you Catch the flower picker."
Hua Manting sneered and said: "Hehe, you injured the flower picker, he might come out when he may come out, but fortunately I saved a hand, the smell on his body won't dissipate in a few days, Lu Xiaofeng, I don't know what happened. You can handle it yourself, as long as you don't cause trouble for me again."
Lu Xiaofeng said helplessly: "Okay, okay."
Hua Manting went back and changed his clothes, followed the smell, and finally found the flower picker in a room. Just as the flower picker was about to escape, Hua Manting strangled the flower picker with a gold thread and stuffed him down for a while. Then he stripped off his clothes and threw him directly at the gate of the city. On the back of the flower picker was written "I am a flower picker" in big characters.
Seeing that Hua Manting was really angry this time, Lu Xiaofeng took the opportunity to run away and hide.
Afterwards, Hua Manting wanted to find Lu Xiaofeng and couldn't find it. He actually wanted to say that he forgave him, but he was angry because he hid himself and refused to let him find it. Then he could only tell Hua Manlou that he couldn't find Lu Xiaofeng and asked him to help one time.
After hearing this, Hua Manlou burst out laughing: "Sixth Brother, it's a pity that I'm blind, so I can't see Sixth Brother's peerless beauty, but if Lu Xiaofeng can take a fancy to it, he must be very beautiful."
Lu Xiaofeng also laughed, and Hua Manting helped his forehead: "Qitong, don't laugh at Sixth Brother." Then he said fiercely to Lu Xiaofeng: "Lu Xiaofeng, it's all your fault, otherwise this This matter is just rotten in my stomach, and Qitong will not know about it."
Lu Xiaofeng quickly waved his hand: "Liu Tong, I was wrong, don't blame me anymore."
"Qitong, Lu Xiaofeng, don't tell me about this matter."
Hua Manlou smiled and said, "Okay."
Hua Manting glared at Lu Xiaofeng, and Lu Xiaofeng quickly said, "I will never say anything."
The author has something to say:
Beauty, beauty, I absolutely do not admit that this is my bad taste, I have made a decision, I will not write some things in the original book, I will omit it directly, and I may intersperse it later, and omit it. . .
I'm going to start breaking the plot later, it's good that Huahua doesn't have to be sad, male god, Huahua male god
I'm going to Zha Jisan immediately, I want to see Zhuang Hua, Zhuang Hua!
Lu Xiaofeng glanced at Hua Manting, who sighed and said, "Okay, Qitong."
Things are like this.
Two months ago, Hua Manting was invited by Zhu's family to play, but when he arrived at Zhu's house, he was told that there were flower pickers infested nearby.
The master of the Zhu family sighed when he saw Hua Manting coming: "Nephew, the flower pickers are making a fuss recently, people are panicking, and the hospitality is not good, I hope you can forgive me."
Hua Manting's expression was slightly startled: "Uncle Zhu, why didn't you send someone to wipe out the flower pickers."
Uncle Zhu beat his chest and stomped his feet: "Everyone thinks too, but the flower pickers are so strong in martial arts, the people they sent were all killed, and more girls were ruined. Sooner or later, it will be my girl's turn. What should I do?"
Hua Manting said: "Liu Tong is willing to share his worries for uncle. Although Liu Tong is not talented, his martial arts are still good."
Uncle Zhu still sighed: "I know my nephew's martial arts, but if you show up, then the flower pickers will not dare to show up."
Hua Manting thought for a while and made a decision: "Hey, Uncle, Liu Tong is willing to pretend to be a girl and lead out the flower pickers to solve everyone's problems."
Uncle Zhu was very surprised: "This is too difficult for a good nephew."
"It's okay, uncle just needs to send some people to me."
Uncle Zhu stroked his slightly white beard: "Thank you, nephew."
The room was filled with all kinds of clothes and makeup props. Hua Manting used the disguise technique to cover her Adam's apple, and then carefully looked at her own face. Her face was originally handsome and delicate, but if she was pretending to be a woman, she had to Make up well, make eyebrows slender, eyes rounder, and then make various decorations and make a bun, insert red hairpins, and put on a lotus-colored clothes made of soft smoke, what a beautiful woman.
Hua Manting looked at it: "The chest is so flat, stuff it in."
After a long time of tinkering, I finally got it done.
Hua Manting opened the door, and the guard outside was stunned when he saw it, and stammered, "Young man, you, you."
Hua Manting coughed, "Take me to see Uncle Zhu."
Uncle Zhu was very surprised when he saw it: "Nephew, is it really you? With such an appearance, such a figure, no little girl can compare."
Hua Manting bowed to Uncle Zhu, then changed his voice again: "The little girl has seen Daddy."
"Nephew, this is you."
Hua Manting whispered the plan in his ear, and Uncle Zhu said excitedly, "The flower picker will definitely be caught."
Hua Manting sat on the sedan chair, there were several guards outside the sedan chair, and the bearers were carrying the sedan chair on the street, when suddenly a child rushed over, the child fell down in fright, the guard said, "You actually disturbed Miss Zhu."
Hua Manting opened the curtain and poked his head out and whispered softly, "What happened?"
The guard reported: "Miss, a child has barged in."
Hua Manting got off the sedan chair and went to the child, wiped the child's face with a handkerchief, checked to see if the child was injured, and said, "Fortunately, he was not injured."
The child said in a childlike voice, "Sister, you are so beautiful."
Hua Manting smiled and patted the child's head: "Be careful in the future."
The child nodded abruptly and then left. Hua Manting sat on the sedan chair again. In the sedan chair, he smiled in his heart: "Flower picker, I just felt your gaze. Don't let me down, but there is still a gaze." Whose is it?
To go to the temple in the mountain to offer incense, one had to pass through a forest, suddenly a puff of smoke blew in, everyone outside fell down, Hua Manting came out and saw everyone fell down and pushed: "What's wrong with you."
A lewd laughter came from the side: "Little lady, they won't be able to wake up after six hours after being drugged by me."
Hua Manting pointed at him in panic: "You, you are a flower picker!" Then he ran quickly, he wanted to cry but had no tears in his heart, pretending to be a weak woman who doesn't know martial arts is more difficult than going to thousands of troops to save people.
That figure came in front of him: "Little lady, why are you running away? Come on, uncle will teach you the most ecstasy in the world." Then he grabbed Hua Manting and bullied him and began to tear at his clothes.Hua Manting was about to catch the flower picker, when suddenly a figure came and knocked the flower picker into the air and hugged Hua Manting, and the flower picker ran away immediately.
When Hua Manting saw this person, it turned out to be Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaofeng asked softly: "Girl, are you okay?"
Hua Manting patted his head: Oh my god, Lu Xiaofeng, are you trying to strike up a conversation with me?
Lu Xiaofeng looked at the girl for a long time without replying, thinking that she must have been frightened just now: "Girl, don't be afraid, I'm here." Hua Manting was so angry that he couldn't say anything and pushed Lu Xiaofeng away, but maybe It was because he didn't use martial arts, so he accidentally lost his footing and almost fell down. Lu Xiaofeng grabbed him too hard and Hua Manting's lips brushed Lu Xiaofeng's face lightly.
Hua Manting was stunned for a moment and then blew up: "Lu Xiaofeng, you bastard, you didn't say anything about breaking me, unexpectedly, unexpectedly."
When Lu Xiaofeng heard the voice, wasn't it a man's voice, and why was it so familiar: "You, you are Huamanting!" this kind of thing.
Lu Xiaofeng instantly felt something was wrong: "Liutong, why are you pretending to be like this?"
Hua Manting regained his composure and told the whole story, Lu Xiaofeng stroked his beard: "Cough, Liu Tong, I'm sorry, I don't know, I just passed by here, saw it, and then, don't worry, I will help you Catch the flower picker."
Hua Manting sneered and said: "Hehe, you injured the flower picker, he might come out when he may come out, but fortunately I saved a hand, the smell on his body won't dissipate in a few days, Lu Xiaofeng, I don't know what happened. You can handle it yourself, as long as you don't cause trouble for me again."
Lu Xiaofeng said helplessly: "Okay, okay."
Hua Manting went back and changed his clothes, followed the smell, and finally found the flower picker in a room. Just as the flower picker was about to escape, Hua Manting strangled the flower picker with a gold thread and stuffed him down for a while. Then he stripped off his clothes and threw him directly at the gate of the city. On the back of the flower picker was written "I am a flower picker" in big characters.
Seeing that Hua Manting was really angry this time, Lu Xiaofeng took the opportunity to run away and hide.
Afterwards, Hua Manting wanted to find Lu Xiaofeng and couldn't find it. He actually wanted to say that he forgave him, but he was angry because he hid himself and refused to let him find it. Then he could only tell Hua Manlou that he couldn't find Lu Xiaofeng and asked him to help one time.
After hearing this, Hua Manlou burst out laughing: "Sixth Brother, it's a pity that I'm blind, so I can't see Sixth Brother's peerless beauty, but if Lu Xiaofeng can take a fancy to it, he must be very beautiful."
Lu Xiaofeng also laughed, and Hua Manting helped his forehead: "Qitong, don't laugh at Sixth Brother." Then he said fiercely to Lu Xiaofeng: "Lu Xiaofeng, it's all your fault, otherwise this This matter is just rotten in my stomach, and Qitong will not know about it."
Lu Xiaofeng quickly waved his hand: "Liu Tong, I was wrong, don't blame me anymore."
"Qitong, Lu Xiaofeng, don't tell me about this matter."
Hua Manlou smiled and said, "Okay."
Hua Manting glared at Lu Xiaofeng, and Lu Xiaofeng quickly said, "I will never say anything."
The author has something to say:
Beauty, beauty, I absolutely do not admit that this is my bad taste, I have made a decision, I will not write some things in the original book, I will omit it directly, and I may intersperse it later, and omit it. . .
I'm going to start breaking the plot later, it's good that Huahua doesn't have to be sad, male god, Huahua male god
I'm going to Zha Jisan immediately, I want to see Zhuang Hua, Zhuang Hua!
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