After marrying a cold-blooded male lead, I became a European [Transmigration Book]

The rainy June day was terribly hot, Xu Yiden turned on the small electric fan as soon as he entered the door, and fell into the sofa like a broken bone.

The spring cushion that had been in disrepair for a long time immediately "creaked", echoing the crisp sound of the small electric fan twisting its neck.

The wind in the high temperature is full of flames, and a thin bead of sweat was set off on Xu Yiden's forehead, adding a layer of moisture to his slightly pale skin, like a freshly peeled lychee.

Xu Yiden raised his hand to wipe off the sweat on his cheeks, and took out his mobile phone, "Are you going to be liberated today?"

Just in time for Valentine's Day, he sold hundreds of roses and made a lot of money on WeChat.

He transferred the money to the card, looked at the string of numbers, and smiled with his watery lips, "Finally, I have to pay off the old bastard's debt."

The old bastard was Xu Yiden's mother's second marriage partner, and the three of them had a poor but peaceful life for a year or two.

But Xu Yiden's mother lived a good life, and it was difficult to go from extravagance to frugality, and she felt that Xu Yiden's life was bad, which made her tired.

It can't be all her fault, Xu Yiden is obviously unluckier than ordinary children, it's not uncommon for him to step on dog poop when he eats and goes out with stones.

Later, she had poetry and distant places with her wealthy third-marriage partner, leaving the teenage Xu Yiden and the old bastard who had no blood relationship staring at each other.

The old bastard was hauling goods on the highway to support his family, he couldn't talk to Xu Yiden all year round, and he often brought women with him when he went home.

There are only three rooms in the rental house, and the thin paper walls can't block those unpleasant movements, so Xu Yiden is really relieved to be admitted to university.

As a result, on the day of receiving the admission notice, the old bastard ran away after bumping into someone. In the middle of the night, he and his car turned into the river, leaving Xu Yiden a "rich" legacy: on his student loan, there was another He was fined tens of thousands of dollars, which was the result of mediation by the court on the grounds that he was still a student.

At that time, Xu Yiden wasn't even very surprised, because he never thought that he would be able to live his life smoothly.

That's the good thing about being an African chief, and you can adapt quickly to whatever misfortunes you face.

But the more life is like this, the more Xu Yiden refuses to show a bit of bitterness, what should he do, he has not failed to pay off his debts, and refuses to let fate see his jokes.

From freshman to senior year, in addition to the courses taught in school, Xu Yiden also mastered a series of physical strength for quick money skills such as Taobao shopping, spreading pancakes, and quickly sewing eyes for dolls.

Some people thought it was unseemly for a college student to do such things, but being decent could not be eaten, and starving to death was even more undignified.

He is willing to be a money string with copper skin and iron bones, as long as he can eat enough.

After transferring the money, Xu Yiden breathed a sigh of relief, and carefully placed the old Nokia on the coffee table.

There was a little movement outside the window, and it was raining.

The rain in midsummer was very urgent. At first, it just dropped in twos and threes, and then blisters bulged on the window sills.

Xu Yiden used to go out to sell pancakes every night.

Three years as one day, rain or shine.

But today is different, he finally scraped together enough money to pay off the debt.

Even if the days to come are not bright, but after being bored in the water for a long time, it is inevitable to want to take a breather.

"One day off for three years, isn't it too much? Just treat it as a reward for clearing accounts." Xu Yiden has no relatives or friends, so he can only discuss things with himself.

He touched his phone again, and opened the online novel "Captain Hell" that he was chasing recently.

This is a typical commercial novel. The male protagonist Lin Xun has gone from being the second son of a wealthy family who has not been paid much attention to counterattacking all the way to an invincible top-level killer, blocking gods and Buddhas.

When I started chasing the book, Xu Yiden was very happy, because the character design of the hero Lin Xun is really heart-pounding, beautiful, strong and tragic, and he is a top match.

Ruthless and wearing blindfolds, it is very suitable for the image of a deadly captain who rides the wind and waves amidst the karmic fire.

At that time, the only thing that made Xu Yiden a little unhappy was that Lin Xun was actually married, and the object was a cannon fodder villain in the Shuangshang Basin, who unfortunately also called Xu Yiden.

Fortunately, this villain got his lunch in less than ten chapters, so it didn't get in the way for too long.

Then Xu Yiden was upset for a while, because he was distracted by a cool article.

In order to be a character, the author really killed Lin Xun: he killed his mother at birth, was hated and neglected by his father and brother, was isolated by all kinds of people because of his unpleasant personality since he was a child, and did not get married for a year The little husband went to bed, and as a result, the little husband became pregnant amidst the readers' shouts of "Is the captain not lifting?"

The unscrupulous author's stepmother is a real hammer.

Although Lin Xun was relatively withdrawn and indifferent at the beginning of the chapter, he was limited by his status and could not be said to be too strong, and sometimes he was even looked down upon by others.

When Xu Yiden waited for the update, he had to scroll through the beginning twice. When he saw Lin Xun being bullied, it was as if he was being bullied. He often went berserk in the comment area.

But the death of the little husband was a turning point, and Lin Xun has been completely blackened since then.As the golden finger opened higher and higher, the murderous side of other people's designs became more and more prominent.

Lin Xun has a list, do one and cross out the other.None of the people who offended him ran away.

He would rub his temples from time to time, as long as he rubbed it, someone must be in trouble.

It's not just the problem of Tianliang Wang Po, but by the time of more than 100 chapters, Lin Xun is basically no different from the tyrant who has never been in harmony with the nine clans.

The problem is that he really has this ability.

But what Xu Yiden saw in his eyes was not his abilities, but the price he paid for these abilities.The more powerful Lin Xun was, the more distressed he was.

Seeing Lin Xun climb to the top step by step, he couldn't feel happy at all, and even hated the author a bit: Can you be a human being?

This kind of hatred reached its peak in today's final chapter, because this funny author actually put Lin Xun in prison, putting a perfect question mark on the full text? ? ?

There was a melee in the comment area:

——Is the author poisonous?The hero of Shuangwen's ending is to enter oranges?

——Fuck, hello?

——Why did Lin Xun go to prison?This is a novel?Isn't it just for fun?He didn't kill and set fire, did he?It's just a bit hard to suppress business opponents...

——Ahem, upstairs is indeed a little too tactful, but it's not just a little ruthless. Even if the author didn't specify those who lack arms and legs, you and I know what's going on.

——But Lin Xun is just like this person, he likes to be gentle and affectionate, you and I go to Lujiji to watch, what sense of existence do you come to our Shuangwen channel?

……

In the end, the author couldn't help but speak out: "Everyone knows the current environment, we have to promote humanitarianism. Even if the hero makes a mistake, he has to follow the laws and regulations. It's not easy to rely on a pen to make a living, everyone forgive me."

Xu Yiden couldn't bear it, "Bang Dang" threw the old Nokia on the coffee table, "Didn't you shape him like this by yourself? Why did you let him go to jail in the end?!"

There was a faint thunder outside the window, rumbling, depressing and dull.

After walking around the palm-sized room twice, Xu Yiden sat down and wrote a [-]-word long review of "Captain Hell", which is almost as long as the chapter of the author of garbage, and listed it with reason The crime of the villain in the article and the evidence that Lin Xun should not be punished.

Talking to himself while passionate|passionately coding words, Xu Yiden couldn't help feeling dry after writing, and was about to stand up to fetch water, "Crash" a big thunder and white lightning struck down, and all around blacken.

...Um, is it a power outage or... a violent attack?

Xu Yiden was at a loss in his heart, but he said three words out of his mouth: "I am willing."

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The black mist in front of him gradually dissipated, and the overwhelming white roses emerged from the edge of vision as if they were still dipped in sticky pulp.

Xu Yiden blinked, met a cold pool-like eye, and was immediately froze.

He had never seen such a gaze before, as if the owner of the eyes had no sorrow or joy, and all emotions were sucked in by the black hole-like pupils, unable to reflect a single ray of light.

But even if one eye is frighteningly cold and the other eye is covered with a blindfold, it doesn't affect the person's good looks at all.

Xu Yiden subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and secretly exclaimed in his heart: This man is simply the son of the Creator, right?Thick eyebrows, big eyes and single eyelids, beautiful skin, white and high nose bridge, abstinence and exquisiteness, a heavenly dish tailored for me, but... where is this? !

Yan control Xu Yiden came back to his senses for a second, he looked around as small as possible, and listened to the old man next to him: "Neither disease nor death can separate you..."

I understand, at this very moment, he, Xu Yiden, is marrying someone else.

A clear smile appeared on Xu Yiden's face: he must be dreaming now, dreaming of marrying Tiancai.

It may be that he fell asleep halfway through watching "Captain Hell", so he took over the description of Lin Xun in the book: a blindfolded fairy with wide shoulders, narrow waist and long legs.

On rainy days, people are prone to sleepiness.

Xu Yiden unscrupulously used his eyes to take advantage of Tiancai, while optimistically thinking: It is rare to have a good dream, of course it comes from being happy.Anyway, it's his dream, he can always make it happen.

Action is worse than heartbeat, Xu Yiden immediately started to touch Tiancai's face.

Tsk, it's smooth and delicate, fully in line with the "marble-like touch" in the novel.

Just touching it is not enough, Xu Yiden thinks that Tiancai's lips are also beautiful, the color and shape are perfect, but they look a bit dry and need to be moisturized.

When he kissed him, all the people watching the ceremony gasped, but Xu Yiden didn't pay attention to the npc's feelings at all, and pushed Tiancai's slightly cold lips away with the tip of his tongue.

At the age when it was time to fall in love, Xu Yiden was busy setting up a stall to pay off his debts, and he had never opened a pile of love letters, but he never thought that his first kiss would be in a dream.

He imagined the aggressive domineering boss kiss in the novel, imagining that he was unstoppable in conquering the city from Tiancai's mouth.

"Buzz—" After a slight beep, there was the "crack" sound of an old-fashioned typewriter.

Although no one spoke, the information was entered into Xu Yiden's mind word by word.

[Welcome to the "I kill the dog author" book-transmitting system!You have officially replaced the original character "Xu Yiden" in the text. 】

???

As if sensing the question in Xu Yiden's mind, the typewriter started again: [Why did you choose to wear books?Because the system has detected that you have genuine doubts about the original work, and are extremely dissatisfied with the fate of the main characters in the text, we will give you a chance to rewrite the fate of the characters by yourself. 】

The scene of the tragic death of the cannon fodder of the same name became real in an instant.

No, no, no, Xu Yiden has just paid off a large debt, so he doesn't think he can be such a chosen child.

He had the right to think that this was just a part of his dream, and forced himself to immerse himself in Lin Xun's slightly sweet mouth.

Such a cool guy with a sweet mouth.

etc?sweetness?Slightly cool to the touch?

Isn't this dream too conscientious, with all five senses?

Xu Yiden felt a layer of sweat gradually forming on his back, and the heavenly vegetables in his mouth suddenly didn't smell good to him.

Wake up quickly, he is going home.

The system is still dutifully outputting: [Your body in the original timeline is suffering a cerebral infarction at this time.Your current recovery value is insufficient, and going back directly will cause you to get sick and cannot save yourself and cannot be discovered in time, until a week later when you are discovered, you will have a giant view, and an explosion may occur during the transportation...]

stop stop stop!

Xu Yiden suffocated for a while, desperately grabbing some less negative information: What is the value of rejuvenation?

[Since you believe that the fate of the hero is caused by character, every time you modify the character of the hero, you will get the corresponding recovery value. 】

Modify the character of the hero?

Is Lin Xun's level of killer just waiting for mortals to fix it?

Thinking of the cannon fodder in the text who was always missing arms and legs and the whole family was missing, Xu Yiden felt that the price of this kiss was a bit too high, and the tip of his tiptoe was flattened, and the tip of his curled tongue obediently returned to his mouth.

Xu Yiden stiffly took his mouth away from Tiancai's mouth, trying to distance the two of them indiscriminately.

As long as he pretends to be a passer-by fast enough, Bloody Rain won't be able to catch up with him.

Lin Xun lowered his head slightly, his eyes were dim and hard to see.

The boy in front of him was as white and clean as if he had been cut out of a whole piece of suet jade, but the light pink was along the soft ear edges, gradually blurring into a hibiscus color.

Lin Xun rubbed his red lips with his thumb, and his cold eyes never moved away from Xu Yiden's face, "Why, enough kisses?"