I'm a doll at my ex-boyfriend's house

The room was brightly lit, and Suka's curious heart was itching. He let his eyes climb up the man's jawline, from the thin lips, the straight bridge of the nose, to the eyebrows and eyes under the gold-rimmed glasses, all the way.

He was so handsome that he couldn't find a single flaw, and he was a bit unattainable.

Suka's admiring eyes fell back to the original place, landed on the pale fish tail protruding from the quilt, and stepped back in embarrassment.

When he first split up, his mother still had a glimmer of hope that even if he couldn't marry a nobleman, at least he could live in a well-to-do family.

However, the water polo's aesthetic for mermaids is a healthy, colorful and shiny tail.

Suka is an albino species, white from head to tail, like a pot of vermicelli with clear soup and little water.

From hoarding to being ignored, my mother said viciously more than once that he was as pale as a fish that had been dead for half a month.

Suka has always had low self-esteem. Even when the laboratory was on holiday, he rarely went to Mermaid Park.

In those golden, red, and sapphire blue tulle tails, he is like a dazzling plaster sculpture.

Chi Du was still dizzy from the sound of "Mi", when he saw the little mermaid slowly shrunk into a ball, trying to hide the big white tail under the sheets, feeling aggrieved.

The language barrier baffles the hero, and Uncle Chi, who calls the wind and rain, is also at a loss what to do.

In order to comfort the little mermaid who was depressed for some reason, he took off his glasses and squeezed the space between his eyebrows.

Then, with all his concentration, he put on a straight face and said with a straight voice, "Mi."

Su Ka was so frightened by the powerful "Mi", he looked straight at this handsome face with a dull expression.

That taste...

It's like, in Kempinski's afternoon tea, I accidentally ate a piece of Sachima!

The scariest thing in this world is that if you don't believe a lie, the other party will!

Suka opened her mouth, embarrassed and polite, "Mimimi."

Chi Du nodded solemnly, accepted it like a mother tongue, tapped the edge of the table with his finger, "You're hungry!"

Suka's face was completely meowing, and his soul was thrown into the ground in the 720-degree Thomas spiral in the air.

He raised his fish tail, gestured like in the air, and nodded fiercely, "Mi!"

This situation is like two idiots who speak the Nebula dialect of M78 meeting a bosom friend in a foreign land on the earth.

In Chi Du's eyes, the little mermaid is between small animals and children. The common feature of these two species is that they have no resistance to food, and they will generally sink quickly.

"Then I'll get you something to eat, can you wait here?" He picked up the remote control and lowered the window locks and curtains.

Suka was overjoyed, and the fish tail slapped the table with a "slap", excitedly, "Mimi Mimi Mimi!"

Run, run, run!The most beautiful boy in the water is me!

The small calculation in Suka's heart was crackling.

Chi Du narrowed his eyes and swept his excited little tail.

It was an ensuite study, with extremely simple furniture, and the door to the small bedroom inside was also locked.

The little mermaid, which is less than half a meter tall, has very limited hiding places, but it is not afraid of him running around.

Chi Du left the room calmly.

The moment the door was closed, another serious question troubled him.

Mermaids... what do they eat?

Chi Du stood in front of the refrigerator and sorted out the logic.

It is known that mermaids live in the sea, and the easiest thing to catch is fish.

Therefore, the mermaid eats fish is established.

He quickly found a piece of neatly packaged and exquisite top-quality salmon from the cold fresh area.

In the middle of the night, Uncle Chi only turned on the wall lamp in the kitchen. In the dim light, he held a knife in his hand and fish in the other, with a serious expression and a scary shadow.

In the study, Suka is making a big fuss in the heavenly palace.

He twisted his tail, jumped up and down, turned around the whole room, and there was nowhere to run.

This man named Chidu has a handsome face, a dark heart, and a dog! !

Now, only the bathroom is left, and there seems to be no other way except to jump into the toilet and go down the sewer.

Suka put on a small T-shirt, tied her long hair as soft as moonlight into a ponytail, and was ready to fight for her life!

He struggled to open the bathroom door, and was almost bounced off the wall, making a fish cake.

It's easy to squeeze into the bathroom, and the simple porcelain white toilet is right in front of you.

But why is it an electronic cover! !

Suka Crazy Ball!

The infrared sensor was embedded in the wall, and Suka climbed to the edge of the toilet seat, but still couldn't reach it.

He flicked his tail, twirled and jumped, turned and flipped, and was as flexible as a flea with double eyelids, completely forgetting the time.

Chi Du was holding the small disk, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw the bright white light of the voice control light flickering in the crack of the bathroom door.

He poked open the door cautiously... Boy, what a thrill!

His little mermaid flicked his big flexible tail, accompanied by the flickering lights, jumping on the toilet!

Su Ka, who was bouncing high with all his heart, felt a chill on his back, turned his head sharply, and saw Chi Du leaning on the door frame, watching him convulse playfully.

What a shame!

Suka was shivering with shame, and snapped the fish's tail vigorously, the whole fish bounced like a cannonball, just reaching the sensor.

It's a pity that his landing point was shifted, and he was swept by the popped toilet lid, biu~!

The silver-white flying fish drew an arc and flew towards Chi Du, without leaving a "beep" sound in time.

Fortunately, Uncle Chi, who was watching the excitement, still had a conscience, and he firmly caught the little mermaid who was "throwing himself into his arms".

Suka scratched the collar of Chidu's shirt, not daring to lift his head, ashamed like a smoking grilled fish.

Chi Du is obsessed with cleanliness and doesn't like to be close to people.

He looked at the little thing hanging on his chest, hesitated, and finally stretched out his hand and patted it gently.

Then, he turned on the headlights in the bathroom, walked to the toilet, pulled Suka off, and carefully placed it next to the toilet.

Even though Chidu is well-read, knows astronomy and geography, even with a language barrier, it is impossible for him to think that the scene just now was a scene of running away, and he only thinks that the other party is a fierce fish in a hurry to urinate.

Suka seemed to understand what he meant, the whole fish was frightened, and could only turn its head and stare blankly at him.

This man named Chidu has a handsome face, a dark heart, a dog, and a pervert!

After a long time, the air condensed into cement.

Stared at by the little mermaid's big emerald eyes, Chi Du frowned, as if he felt something was wrong.

He picked up Suka silently and placed it on the soft and fragrant towel on the sink.

He quickly flashed out of the bathroom, and then returned quickly, with a clean crystal cup in his hand.

Then, under the disintegrating gaze of the little mermaid, Chi Du pushed the cup in front of him, and the gentleman signaled: "It doesn't matter, I have plenty of this kind of toilet."

Suka was trembling all over, every fish scale was trembling, and he tried his best, "Me (get out)——"

In the end, it was the delicious pan-fried salmon with rose sea salt that saved the collapsed Suka.

After supper, heavy drowsiness hit.

Su Ka was so tired that he ran around with Xu Di during the day, meeting the director and the crew.

In the evening, memorize the lines of the nonsensical mentally handicapped script.

Finally, I have to play disco on other people's toilet lids.

Fish life is difficult, huh.

Unknowingly, the little mermaid snuggled up to the handsome human being and finally fell asleep.

Suka started dreaming again.

In his dream, there is the mermaid park that he has always wanted to go to, with colorful big fish tails, and...

A very handsome and handsome person said to himself: "Mi."

"Ancestor, wake up! Mi, what is it? Do you want to drink milk?" Xu Di looked at his watch while shaking Suka up from the bed, "I don't reply to messages, I don't answer calls, do you still know that today is filming? ah?"

Su Ka wiped off his saliva, and the hair on the top of his head was shaking, looking at Xu Di who was busy helping him with the clothes, he was a little dazed.

Why am I back again?

"Chidu..." He whispered the name in a low voice.

Everything about last night was like a dream.

Xu Di has dog ears, and his subordinates are constantly working, so he interrupted cheaply, "What's the matter, are you cuckolding Uncle Chi in your dreams?"

Suka:? ? ?

"You, it's best to hide from Mr. Chi in your dreams, maybe he can lift your butt high, and let you go as a fart regardless of previous suspicions." Xu Di refused to let go, and hurriedly chattered.

As if being struck by lightning, Su Ka finally remembered that the reason why the original body was so downcast was because he had cheated on the fiance of the giant!

Chi Du is the original body's cuckold fiancé?Don't play like this!

Suka was dizzy, rolled his eyes, and fell softly on the bed.

"Hey! What's going on, you? Suka? Suka?" Xu Di was confused and helped him to pat his cheek.

Suka breathed a sigh of relief, wanting to cry, "I'm really a fish, please let me go."

Emperor Xu: ...