I'm a doll at my ex-boyfriend's house

Facts have proved that Chi Du is a real man straighter than a steel ruler!

Suka's silver-white long hair was tied into twin ponytails with powder blue ribbons.

Because Chi Du's technique is rather weird, with one high and one low, it is particularly touching.

He was wearing a navy collar shirt, short and loose, and his belly button could be exposed when he raised his arms. What was different was that the sleeves were made of seersucker, which faintly revealed the warm color of his skin.

Fortunately, Uncle Chi had a special liking for Suka's big fish tail, and he was not willing to spoil it, keeping the original appearance.

Barbie Yuyu silently recited "I can't beat him" a hundred times, and suppressed her tail with all her strength, only then did she not slap Chidu [-] times.

And Chi Du took out his phone lightly, "clicked" all of Su Ka's bewildered little expressions into the phone, and looked at it again and again with great satisfaction.

Suka desperately comforted himself, taking pictures is probably the last part of the boring game, and the fierce fish lives under the fence, regardless of the details!

In a blink of an eye, Chi Du put down his phone, picked up the fringed T-shirt in the gift box with his thumb and index finger, and slowly moved it in front of him.

"Xiao Mi, try this one again, put it on and show Dad." Chi Du's voice was rare and gentle.

Suka crossed eyes in fright.

Your uncle, is this over yet?

Meng Yu boldly lifted up his small shirt, revealing his porcelain-white flat chest, hit his chest with his palms, boldly swearing his masculinity.

Although Dad can give birth to small fish, Dad is also a serious male fish!

Chi Du was stunned holding the pocket T-shirt, and after a long time, his ears suddenly turned red.

His fingers accurately touched the black velvet box in the corner, flicked it open, and pushed it silently in front of Suka.

"Xiao Mi, even though you're a boy... Dad won't dislike you for having special hobbies." Chi Du's voice was a little awkward, and his language logic was rarely confused.

ha?

Suka looked down and saw the contents of the gift box, his mind seemed to be ransacked by zombies.

It was a violet pocket bikini with rhinestones...

Even if you can prepare this kind of thing, I can only praise you as "perverted".

Seeing that he was indifferent, Chi Du was a little surprised, "What's the matter? Is it the style or the color that I don't like? We can change to other ones."

As he spoke, he searched among the piles of gift boxes scattered like pebbles on the river beach.

Suka was so shocked that his eyes became dizzy, and he jumped back a few steps while clutching his chest, sticking the vase on his back.

Damn...they are both male, brother Taiwan University doesn't have to be like this!

Chidu's brain has a very solid memory structure and nimble fingers.

They cut their bows left and right, and quickly sorted out a very small number of bikinis, most of which are dresses and custom-made bonus items.

Suka shook his Nezha-like head, terrified, and crawled into the shell bed.

After a long night, it is clear that everything has just begun...

Suka didn't get out of the shameful nightmare that night until he got home safely.

This may be the most bizarre scene in his life.

He was extremely worried that the next time he turned back into a fish body, he would see a wall of photos when he opened his eyes, in which he was like a drag queen.

Chi Du, an extremely perverted and dangerous person who likes to be a fish father!

At this time, there was another person who was as depressed as Su Ka—Xu Di.

When he learned that Su Ka was actually hanging out with Huo Tong, he started a salted fish turnaround plan, and excitedly rubbed his hands in his dream.

But the reality is too cruel. In the huge entertainment gossip circle, after such a long time, there is no leaked news?

It was obviously a shortcut for someone behind them to kill them alive.

After Xu Di finished smoking, he wiped off his sad face, and quickly contacted the MV work a few days ago.

I don't stay here, I'm in the small shop!

Come on man, it's been a long road, at worst, start all over again.

Before Suka healed the wound in his heart, he was kicked out to work by the agent who got into the money hole.

What Xu Di picked up was not a serious MV at all, to be precise, it was a MV advertisement for a new laundry detergent.

The advertising MV is designed in a fast-food style, simple and cheerful, with a hint of stupidity.

The scene is set at the college graduation carnival, where cool and sexy fashion men and women celebrate by splashing paint on their teachers.

The poor male teacher in white shirt and glasses had a dull expression on his face, and the students were suddenly anxious.

Suddenly, the male teacher smiled evilly and took out a large bucket of laundry detergent from behind.

It doesn't matter!stand up hi!

Although there are no lines, but this time Suka, as the actor of the male teacher, is in the role of A and C!

Xu Di fooled people like this until Su Ka stood in front of the green screen, splashing red, orange, red, green, blue, blue and purple paint towards him from all directions.

When Suka was still a mermaid, he was able to work dedicatedly as a test subject, and worked hard to cooperate with various seemingly unreliable experiments.

This kind of job that has to maintain its image after being splashed with paint all over its face, even though it's fucked up, at least it won't make fish cross time, right?

Throughout the filming process, Suka can be regarded as a model of dedication.

But what he didn't expect was that such a simple MV had extremely high requirements from the director.

The color was uneven for a while, the lens was adjusted for a while, and I took three shots back and forth, but I was still not satisfied.

The pigment used in the MV is an environmentally friendly liquid that can be washed with light water, but it also needs to be washed in the backstage.

The fourth round of filming was about to start, and the young actor who played the guest role of a college student couldn't stand it any longer, so he sneaked to the entrance of the studio.

"Brother Xiao Su, should you ask the director?" He reminded vaguely, "This kind of shot, whoever does it once, will do it almost once, and this is the fourth time."

Su Ka is at the bottom of the entertainment industry based on intuition. There are many things that children can understand, but he may not understand.

But he was not simply easy to bully, he nodded with a smile, and thanked the children earnestly.

The kid blushed instantly. Everyone said that Brother Xiao Su was a fool and a loser, but he looked really good when he smiled.

The director notified everyone to be in position, but Suka did not go to the position, but went straight to the surveillance camera position.

"Director, I want to ask you for advice. What else can I do wrong?" Suka bowed and put his hands on his knees, "Well, I will prepare well in this way, and I hope it will be done once in a while. It's a waste of everyone's time."

The director held on to the headset that had slid down, and smiled mischievously, "There's nothing wrong with you, you're fine. It's all minor accidents, unavoidable. Take a few more shots, and you'll have a backup when you cut it, or if it's not good when you find it later, isn't it? And call you back to make up? Isn't that more wasteful?"

"Oh, that's it, then I understand." An unexpected expression flashed across Suka's face, he was not a fool.

The other party's words, to put it bluntly, are aimed at blaming the person, and talking more will only make things worse.

Seeing that he turned to leave, the director said in a tone again, "Suka, you are not what you used to be. Since you chose to make a low-key comeback, at least show some sincerity?"

Suka thought with his toes, and everyone knew that this person was probably also the stinky fish and rotten shrimp that the original body offended when the evildoer was rampant.

Now, he is not as good as a phoenix without feathers, he is so angry!

Thinking about the painful liquidated damages, Suka clenched the fish scales in his hand.

Originally, he wanted to save these hard-won fish scales to see if he could summon the "fish body".

But it is too difficult to be a human being, and you can only fight magic with magic.

Suka walked back to the shooting location in silence, and the director's face hidden behind the monitor smiled even more sinisterly.

Another smooth shooting process, the participants were so engrossed that they didn't notice that there were two more people in the studio.

Huo Tong has pink hair on his head today, half of his face is covered by huge sunglasses, he is dressed in a rare and serious manner, but the accessories on his body are extremely punk, and there is a dangerous feeling of tearing.

Standing behind the director's monitor, he seemed upset, opened a can of beer, and drank silently.

The assistant hesitated to speak behind him, Huo Tong smelled strongly of alcohol, he was already deeply drunk, drinking beer was just a deception.

Sure enough, when the colorful colors drew graceful arcs in the air, they hadn't landed on Suka yet.

The director has casually called "ka"!

Huo Tong was young and experienced, he had never seen what kind of dog he looked down upon.

Even if he was drunk like a crab, it didn't prevent him from using his feet to pull away the obstacles, and slid behind the director in an S shape.

He is tall and slender, holding a beer can high, aiming high at the center of the director's bald head...

The ice-cold, milky-white beer flowed straight down, splashing a splash on the director's shiny bald gourd.

The director threw away the headset, covered his head and flew up, "What's going on! Why is the water still leaking?!"

When he turned around and saw Huo Tong, and smelled alcohol all over his body, he realized that he was slapped.

"Who are you? Who let you in? Security? Where's the security?" Being teased brutally, the director jumped up and down, shouting passionately.

The people around were also confused by this episode. Except for someone handing the director a tissue, no one responded, like more than 200 frozen penguins.

Su Ka was facing the direction of the director, with a panoramic view of everything, he was frightened to death, "Huhohohoho..."

He has only been in the entertainment industry for a short time, but he also knows about such outrageous things. Even if Huo Tong is a king crab that walks sideways, he still has to drop his tongue.

Huo Tong shook his pink hair, and took off his sunglasses like a movie in slow motion, revealing a delicate and evil face, written all over the place to kill you.

He became famous at a young age and was quite popular, the circle of onlookers "huh" shrank a little.

Suka could hear in his mind, the hoarse "Fuck" in their hearts, which was as rough as the waves.

The director recognized Huo Tong, and immediately turned into a fat chameleon, with a fleshy face full of smiles, squeezing the five senses together.

Huo Tong put his hands in his pockets, looked angry and didn't speak, and overlapped with Chi Du for a moment.

A nephew looks like an uncle, that's right!

Like rubbish, he poked his fingers away from the director who came up to him, "Who are you greeting with your dirty tricks?"

"I, I didn't...I, I wasn't..." The director was at a loss with a mournful face.

Huo Tong's background is like a mountain, and everyone knows that if he offends this ancestor, he may lose his job.

It's normal for people in this industry to hold the high and step down the low. If it's not a godfather, who will stand up for whom?

A goblin like Suka is not a goddamn fuel-efficient lamp!

Suka managed to squeeze in through the crowd, and ran away before pulling Huo Tong up.

The regretful director grabbed him first, "Su Ka, no, Mr. Su! Look, this is all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!"

Suka barely wiped off the paint on his face, but his body was still gaudy.

The director rubbed against his body, and hugged his arm without any fear.

"Tsk!" Huo Tong looked at him in an abstract painting, curled his lips in disgust, took two steps back, and pointed his chin in the director's direction, "Su Ka, there will be no shop here after passing this village."

"Huh?" Suka struggled to pull out his arm, at first he was confused, and suddenly understood what he meant.

Huo Tong is sending him backstage, and they can be regarded as a verbal agreement.

At first, Suka refused.

He just wanted to be an ordinary little actor, earn some money to pay off his debts, and prevent Xu Di from living a difficult life with a huge guarantee.

But it turns out that he was too naive.

The original body has drawn the hatred of the entire entertainment circle with his own strength, and is a monster who dances wantonly in the bloody storm.

Think time is quiet now?There are no doors.

You are weak, you will suffer backlash!

Su Ka raised his head and smiled, but his eyes were cold, "Director, can we pass this time?"

"Pass it! You must pass it!" The director nodded like pecking rice.

Suka rubbed the paint casually, "Don't force yourself. You are the director and I am an actor, so I have to listen to your opinion, right? I'm not good at acting, it's hard to learn, why don't you show me?"

director:"……"

The circle of people "huh" and spread out again. No one wants to eat melons and become melons.

Huo Tong was also a little embarrassed, he brought an assistant, he couldn't give orders to the director's staff, could he?

Suka gave him a "waste snack" blank stare, went straight to the props, filled a paper cup with paint and returned.

Then, I handed it to the director, "How about you, mean, and me, learn with humility. How about it?"

Huo Tong was drunk and respectful: "Old Onmyoji!"Awesome!

After being splashed with paint four times, the director knew that he still wanted to hang out in the circle, so he had to do it himself.

So, he closed his eyes and raised his paper cup...

"Pa" was held by Suka's wrist and stopped in mid-air.

Suka was still so friendly, calm and unhurried, "Remember, a centipede is dead but not stiff."

After finishing speaking, he handsomely grabbed Huo Tong who was dangling, and ran away without looking back.

Huo Tong, who had experienced a lot of wind and waves at first glance, was left behind to help with the aftermath.

Huo Tong was half-floating and half-running, and was taken into his own nanny car. He lost his ruthless pretense, let out his drunkenness, and completely lost his brain.

Suka looked at the twisting and twisting creatures in the seat, and felt very tired.