Love Diary of a Spiritual Boy

Thunderstorm on June 6

There were so many people in the cafeteria, everyone was watching a tall boy in the uniform of No. [-] Middle School walking out with a skinny boy who had no strength to restrain himself.I used to be thick-skinned, and when this kind of thing happened, it would happen. As long as I bowed my head, I would not be the one who loses face; but now I am different. A few days ago, I heard my sister next door call me the four big bullies How can I tolerate this kind of thing when I can finally feel proud?

So I shrunk my body and pouted my buttocks. I was about to catapult to start but was accidentally noticed by PI. He changed it to grab and immediately locked my throat.

"Uh uh uh! Pi! What a scumbag you are!"

"Don't call."

"Aren't you very attractive! Let me tell you! I also have friends!"

"Your friends are sitting in their seats and eager to eat, who cares about you?"

"You lied! I don't believe it!"

My head was caught in his arms, and to verify whether what he said was true, I risked my head being twisted and turned my head, but what appeared in my sight was the scene of a group of them gobbling up— ——Zhao Hengyi had the audacity to snatch the chicken leg from Boss Xu's bowl, and the boss Taimei pressed his brother's hand to snatch the chicken popcorn from Zhao Hengyi's chopsticks.At this moment, PI still wants to touch my head and give me a knowing blow: "Look, Tongtong, some things are enough to look at the surface, don't think too much about yourself."

I have said before that people are greedy animals, just like before I met my brother, I thought about when I could meet my brother, and after I met my brother, I thought about when he would like me; and friendship seems to be the same reason, no friends When I was a child, I thought about when I can have a friend, anyone, as long as I can walk around the campus without letting others say "Hey, that person is as lonely as a dog", but after I really know them I started to be greedy again, and hoped that the friends I found would treat me sincerely.

However, things in the world always pay attention to fairness and fairness. They have always taken care of me unconditionally during this time together, and what Jiang Tong is most unqualified to do is to blindly ask for it, so now it is time for me to pay back.

"They're just hungry," I whispered over my shoulder.

The voiceover was too loud, and PI couldn't hear what I said: "What?"

"I said they were just hungry so they left me alone."

PI should have smiled, but because of my serious expression, he didn't laugh exaggeratedly.He carried me and sneaked me from the cafeteria to the playground. I tried to negotiate with him on the way, but he ruthlessly refused.

"What do you want to do? Are you sick too?"

"I'm bored."

"Brother, I really don't like you, can you stop being sentimental?"

"Tongtong, I'm really annoying."

"I'll say pi again for the last time! I have someone I like! Can you stop thinking about me!"

The two of us chatted cross-channel for nearly half an hour, and finally the wrinkled face of Pi finally confided in his heart: "Tongtong, if someone likes you, what will you do?"

This question is so broad that it can be compared to the fact that you think cilantro is delicious but I think cilantro is not. I frown and answer solemnly: "I only like people who don't like me. I hate people who like me the most."

"Usually he likes to talk. I didn't know what he was thinking before and I wouldn't feel anything... But now that I know it, I suddenly feel panicked..."

"Why are you panicking?"

"He talks so much that it annoys me!"

Although PI concealed the names of the characters, Jiang Tong, a love expert, immediately understood who he was talking about.We were sitting on the plastic track in the playground. I recalled the story that my eldest brother told me that he was rejected by a straight man in the Internet cafe that day, and analyzed it step by step for him: "I usually talk a lot, how do you feel?"

"I don't think so. I think you are a talkative person. If one day you talk less, I will worry about what happened to you."

"So it's not that you don't like people who talk a lot, you don't like people who talk a lot." I narrowed my eyes and said slowly, "Pi, you just like me, right?"

"Tongtong, I'm really a straight man."

"Then what should I do around? It's very pitiful for him to like a straight man, can't you force yourself for him?"

"I can't do anything with circles now..." PI was taken aback by what I said, and asked in amazement, "You know?!"

I nodded and said naturally, "I know."

"Why do you know?!"

"You don't think there will be any secrets between us, do you?" I shrugged and said, "I was with him on the day when he fell in love, oh...to be precise, I also fell in love that day."

Pi was even more surprised: "You lost love? What kind of love did you lose? Who dumped you?!"

"That's not important—" I strung together all the previous fragments of clues into a thread, and began to ask the person involved, "What happened to the marriage talisman you gave me the day I went to the temple?"

"It should be given to you by the surrounding area, and then you will pass it on to me? Pi, I look like a broken shoe?"

"No! No! Here's the thing...First of all, Quanquan went to charity again that day, and then someone called me and asked me to send money, so I went to rescue him with two bricks , the result was naturally that I was beaten black and blue. We finally escaped from the hands of those big brothers, and on the way to escape, Huanquan put this marriage talisman into my hand."

I waited for a long time but didn't get to the second half of the story. PI wrote all his entanglement and embarrassment on his face: "He said that since I saved him, he will promise him with his body..."

To be honest, if I put this matter on the head of other people, I will definitely feel that that person has a problem with his thinking; but if you tell me that this matter was done by the elder brother, then I will think that this matter is not outrageous enough.

"That's all he said? Nothing else?"

"He also said..." Pi's expression gradually became frightened, "He also said that if I don't have money, I can consider getting married."

"Tongtong, it's not the first time I rescued him, nor was it the first time I was beaten for him, but he never said such nonsensical things before. Are you saying it's my problem or that homosexuality is so confusing? mind?"

I laughed too loudly, and PI, who was full of teenage concerns, was gradually annoyed by my laughter: "Is it a pleasure to watch brother's jokes?"

"What a big deal..." I said inarticulately, "Then why don't you go when he calls you to save him next time?"

"Does it work?"

"Whether it works or not, don't you know if you try it?" Tired of laughing, I patted my buttocks and stood up, "My friend, I would like to advise you, straight men please don't give any hope to homosexuals."