Love Diary of a Spiritual Boy

Sunny September 5

What did the master say?Feelings are like the predecessors planting trees and the descendants enjoying the shade. Is this implying that I have finally waited?

I couldn't control the upturned corners of my mouth, and I bent down to hug Mao Mao from my brother's lap.However, this silly dog ​​didn't know what happened today. Not only did it keep clinging to my brother's lap, but she even attacked me when I got close to her.

My brother watched the silent fight between us, one person and one dog, and said a little speechlessly: "Is it really yours?"

"I really don't think so..." I was a little annoyed by Mao Mao, but I could only squat down and persuade, "Maomao, baby, let's go home, okay?"

"Wow wow wow wow!"

"Okay, I'll buy you your favorite food when I go home, and I promise I won't steal it from you!"

"Wow woof woof woof woof woof!"

"Jiang Maomao, my patience is limited, don't toast and eat fine wine!"

My brother seemed to be unable to listen anymore, he stood up on his own initiative, and I watched Mao Mao obediently jumped off his knees, then wagged his tail and twirled around his feet.

"I mistook the dog. He really doesn't belong to my family."

When I went to school the next day, I put the box of chocolates in my schoolbag. Before going to bed last night, I planned the usage of this box of chocolates: There are 11 chocolates in this box, representing a lifetime, and each chocolate is about one yuan coin Size, I take out 6 pieces and divide them into quarters, and then eat one every year, so that I can eat 6 pieces for 24 years; the remaining 5 pieces divide them into eighths, then eat 40 years, and eat the whole box of chocolates I'm almost ready for a coffin too.

As for why I use this way of eating, it is because my brother’s love is limited. In the first few decades, I was still young, and I might miss him often, so I need 1/4 chocolate to continue my life; in the next few decades, I will be older My brain is not working well, and maybe I will only think of him when I can't sleep late at night, so only 1/8 of the love is enough.

I entered the classroom and sat down in front of my seat. Zhao Hengyi looked at my smug expression and asked me if I had any happy event.

"Come here, I'll show you a treasure." Mysteriously, I hid my hand in my schoolbag and touched the iron box.

"What what! What baby!"

I placed the box on the desk very cautiously and said, "Do you know what this is?"

"what is this?"

"This is—baby! Babe!"

"Wow——" Zhao Hengyi's eyes widened, "Is there a secret book of martial arts that has been lost for many years? After practicing, you can punch the head teacher and kick stinky mud?"

I slowly clasped my hands on the lid of the box, and said in a contemptuous tone, "Superficial! How can this be compared with martial arts cheats! It's very cheap!"

"Isn't it a panacea? Can you live forever if you take it?!"

"That's right, boy, I still have some eyesight."

Zhao Hengyi was in a hurry, and urged me to open it quickly for him to admire. I lifted the lid of the box vigorously with my fingers, and 11 pink-wrapped chocolates lay quietly inside.

"Huh? What is this?"

I buried my head and took a deep breath of the aroma in the box lid, and said intoxicated, "Can't you see it? Chocolate."

"That's it? Isn't this the online celebrity blockbuster chocolate for nine yuan and nine free shipping?"

I have long known that a vulgar person like Zhao Hengyi would never understand the special meaning of these chocolates. When Boss Xu came to patrol our class, I closed the lid of the box again and beckoned him over.

"Do you know what this is?"

"what is this?"

"This is—baby! Babe!"

"Wow——" Xu Xiaofeng opened his eyes wide. "Is there a secret book of martial arts that has been lost for many years? After practicing, you can punch Zhao Hengyi and kick Pan Yingying?"

I slowly clasped my hands on the lid of the box, and said in a contemptuous tone, "Superficial! How can this be compared with martial arts cheats! It's very cheap!"

Boss Xu slapped me directly on the forehead, and said impatiently: "Don't play tricks on me, open it quickly and see what's inside."

I carefully lifted the lid of the box, Boss Xu looked at the contents and asked me: "What is this?"

"Someone gave Jiangtong brand chocolates. If you eat one, you can go to class without sleeping. If you eat two, you can get the first place in the grade test. If you eat three, you can directly become a fairy and no longer have to be troubled by ordinary things."

Boss Xu was silent for a long time, then asked, "Is he sick?"

"Yes." Zhao Hengyi replied firmly.

"I'm warning you," I closed the lid and put the tin box into the desk, "I'm going to the bathroom, so don't steal it."

However, when I came back from the toilet, I saw a group of people eating chocolate around my desk.

The eldest sister saw me and waved to me and complained: "The chocolate you bought? I said that I lost weight recently, and Zhao Hengyi insisted that I eat it, saying that it was your wish. This chocolate is so sweet, but thank you for your kindness. "

I don’t know how many people have had the same experience as me. Anyway, my mind was blank at the time, and I rushed up without saying a word, and then the desk was overturned, and I threw Zhao Hengyi down on the ground and beat him wildly.

"Ah—ah—don't hit, don't hit, it hurts—"

His screams attracted many people to watch, and the boss of Taimei was so anxious that he kept hitting Boss Xu: "What's going on! Why did they suddenly start fighting! Go and fight!"

"I-I-I-He looks so fierce! I-I-I'm a little scared..."

"Why are you so timid to be the boss?!"

"Then you go!"

"I'm a girl! Hey! Tongtong! Tongtong! Don't hit him! Doesn't your hand hurt when you hit him!"

"Ah—Tongtong—it hurts—don't beat me—I won't eat anymore—"

There were more and more people watching, and the scene became more and more chaotic. In such a chaotic situation, a voice sounded out of nowhere.

"What are you doing?"

The boss of the Taimei saw him as if he saw a savior: "You, you, you are here! Hurry up! Tongtong and Zhao Hengyi are fighting!"

"Jiang Tong?" My brother called me, and seeing that I ignored him at all, he stepped on the messy ground and walked over.He walked up to us, bent down, grabbed the back collar of my school uniform and lifted me up: "Stop beating, what's the matter with you?"

My eyes were red with blood, and I heard his voice wipe away a tear that soared out.I shook my sore wrist, picked up the pink candy wrapper on the ground and stuck it around my neck and complained to him: "They just ate up the chocolate you gave me yesterday while I was away."

"Gone?"

My brother's tone when he said these two words was too calm, of course I knew he wouldn't know the importance of this box of chocolates to me, but I still couldn't help it, and my eyes turned red again because of grievance: "I have been I didn't eat any of them."

"Can't I buy it for you again?"

This unexpected answer made my nose sore, and the lost and recovered love made tears rush out of my eyes in an instant. I grabbed his school uniform with my backhand and began to wipe away tears: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo .How can they be so bad... I can't bear to eat one myself..."

My brother looked around and glanced at the bad guys who had eaten chocolate, then he raised his hand, rubbed my head and echoed me: "Well, it's too bad."

"Woooooooooooo I don't want to play with them again..."

"Well, stop playing with them."

"Woooooooo..."

"I'll buy a few more boxes for you later, okay?"

"......it is good."