I went to cp variety show with my idol
Chapter 7 We Didn't Know Well Enough To Share About Your Farting
"Please Vote for Support" is a male-male cp-oriented variety show, which is much larger than male-female scale. When they sleep at night, they sleep on the same bed, and the night camera is also working diligently.
Fu Yan looked at Jiang Mianshu who was lying beside him, and felt that he was the luckiest star-chaser in the whole world. He didn't expect to fall asleep to an idol so soon, Shufujia was indeed real!
Jiang Mianshu: "What are you looking at me for?"
Fu Yan: "I'm wondering if the camera can record the sound."
Jiang Mianshu: "Yes."
Fu Yan: "Okay."
Jiang Mianshu didn't sleep well, and would be woken up when she snored. She was a little worried: "What? Are you snoring?"
Fu Yan: "Of course not."
Jiang Mianshu breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that he can sleep well tonight: "Go to sleep, it's getting late."
Fu Yan: "Yes."
Within 2 minutes, Fu Yan got up and went to the toilet, and went to the toilet again about 5 minutes after lying down. After a while, he went to the toilet intermittently three times. When Jiang Mianshu saw Fu Yan lying back on the bed again, he expressed concern: " What’s wrong with you?"
Fu Yan leaned close to Jiang Mianshu's ear and whispered, "Didn't I say that my stomach has been uncomfortable for the past few days?"
Jiang Mianshu thought that Fu Yan was constipated before, but now he has diarrhea again, but he went to the bathroom for a short time, so he was a little puzzled: "Diarrhea?"
Fu Yan still whispered: "No, I'm going to fart. When I have a bad stomach, I will fart before going to bed at night."
Jiang Mianshu: ...
Fu Yan explained in a low voice: "You see, we don't know each other well enough to fart in person, and this is recording a show again, so I still want to show some face."
Jiang Mianshu silently turned to the other side, leaving the back to Fu Yan: Should I praise you for finally being conscious of recording a show?Also, I don't think we're close enough to share about your farts.
Fu Yan looked at Jiang Mianshu's back and felt aggrieved: I'm afraid I was rejected by the idol again, and the idol also left the back to me. Don't you idol know that it is very dangerous to leave the back to gay? !Fortunately, I am 0 and can hold on.
Fu Yan looked at Jiang Mianshu's back: "Brother Shu, I'm used to sleeping alone. I usually wake up leaning on the bed in the morning. If you move too much at night, don't dislike me."
Jiang Mianshu: "Don't worry, I don't find it strange what you do now."
When the first ray of sunlight in the morning poured into the window through the curtains, Jiang Mianshu's body occupied a quarter of the bed upright, her eyes were slightly black and blue, and she looked at the roof, while Fu Yan beside her occupied three quarters of the bed Sleep in large print.
There is actually no big problem with Fu Yan's sleeping, but the bed is not enough for him to use. As long as Fu Yan touches someone, he will stretch his legs and kick him. Jiang Mianshu has been kicked awake countless times.
Jiang Mianshu turned to look at Fu Yan who was sleeping soundly: You were the one who touched me first, why did you kick me!
Perhaps infected by Jiang Mianshu's resentment, Fu Yan woke up leisurely. He was in a daze for a moment when he opened his eyes. Then he realized that he was recording a program. He turned his head and looked at Jiang Mianshu who was looking at himself with his eyes open. Fu Yan showed his big white teeth: "Morning, Brother Shu."
Jiang Mianshu: "Do you know that you like to kick people when you sleep?"
Fu Yan: "Is there such a thing?"
Jiang Mianshu looked at Fu Yan expressionlessly: ...
Seeing that his body almost straddled a bed, Fu Yan quickly withdrew his legs, got up and gave Jiang Mianshu a big gift on the bed, and said with a squeeze of his voice: "The emperor, please spare this servant. The servant knows that he sleeps very poorly. Disturbing the emperor's dream, the slave deserves to die, the slave deserves to die!" As he spoke, he pretended to slap himself on the cheek.
Jiang Mianshu straightened up, looking at Fu Yan, who was possessed by a showman in front of him, and had nothing to do with him: "Stop acting, I don't blame you."
Fu Yan kowtowed again: "The emperor is benevolent."
Jiang Mianshu: ...
Fu Yan changed the kneeling position to a sitting position: "I have never slept with others before, so I really don't know that I have the habit of kicking people when I sleep. But my mother told me that when I was a child, I would stretch my legs and kick people when I slept with them." Man, I thought after all these years, I should have changed somewhat."
Jiang Mianshu: "It hasn't changed." IQ also hasn't changed.
Fu Yan looked at Fu Yan's legs tightly covered by pajamas, and said carefully, "I didn't kick you, did I?"
Jiang Mianshu: "Not yet."
Fu Yan felt relieved: "That's good, otherwise I'll hurt two people if I come to record the show for two days."
Jiang Mianshu was puzzled: "Huh?"
Fu Yan was mysterious: "Have you seen the gauze on the bridge of the director's nose?"
Jiang Mianshu asked tentatively, "You... beat me?"
Fu Yan nodded, feeling extremely guilty: "Didn't the director wake us up one by one yesterday morning? I was dreaming at that time, and the conditioned reflex was..."
Jiang Mianshu felt that it was a miracle that she was still alive after sleeping next to Fu Yan all night.
Jiang Mianshu laughed dryly: "Then I'm lucky I wasn't injured?"
Fu Yan: "Well..."
Fu Yan: If you get hurt, I can turn into a snail girl to take care of you. After all, we are all in the same city. If you come and go again and again, maybe you will be really captured by me!
Jiang Mianshu: "Why are you disappointed that I wasn't injured?"
Fu Yan refused to admit it, and Dou E possessed herself: "Your Majesty, you are wronged!!!"
Jiang Mianshu: Well, it's on stage again, so I shouldn't talk about it.
Fu Yan looked at Jiang Mianshu who was lying beside him, and felt that he was the luckiest star-chaser in the whole world. He didn't expect to fall asleep to an idol so soon, Shufujia was indeed real!
Jiang Mianshu: "What are you looking at me for?"
Fu Yan: "I'm wondering if the camera can record the sound."
Jiang Mianshu: "Yes."
Fu Yan: "Okay."
Jiang Mianshu didn't sleep well, and would be woken up when she snored. She was a little worried: "What? Are you snoring?"
Fu Yan: "Of course not."
Jiang Mianshu breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that he can sleep well tonight: "Go to sleep, it's getting late."
Fu Yan: "Yes."
Within 2 minutes, Fu Yan got up and went to the toilet, and went to the toilet again about 5 minutes after lying down. After a while, he went to the toilet intermittently three times. When Jiang Mianshu saw Fu Yan lying back on the bed again, he expressed concern: " What’s wrong with you?"
Fu Yan leaned close to Jiang Mianshu's ear and whispered, "Didn't I say that my stomach has been uncomfortable for the past few days?"
Jiang Mianshu thought that Fu Yan was constipated before, but now he has diarrhea again, but he went to the bathroom for a short time, so he was a little puzzled: "Diarrhea?"
Fu Yan still whispered: "No, I'm going to fart. When I have a bad stomach, I will fart before going to bed at night."
Jiang Mianshu: ...
Fu Yan explained in a low voice: "You see, we don't know each other well enough to fart in person, and this is recording a show again, so I still want to show some face."
Jiang Mianshu silently turned to the other side, leaving the back to Fu Yan: Should I praise you for finally being conscious of recording a show?Also, I don't think we're close enough to share about your farts.
Fu Yan looked at Jiang Mianshu's back and felt aggrieved: I'm afraid I was rejected by the idol again, and the idol also left the back to me. Don't you idol know that it is very dangerous to leave the back to gay? !Fortunately, I am 0 and can hold on.
Fu Yan looked at Jiang Mianshu's back: "Brother Shu, I'm used to sleeping alone. I usually wake up leaning on the bed in the morning. If you move too much at night, don't dislike me."
Jiang Mianshu: "Don't worry, I don't find it strange what you do now."
When the first ray of sunlight in the morning poured into the window through the curtains, Jiang Mianshu's body occupied a quarter of the bed upright, her eyes were slightly black and blue, and she looked at the roof, while Fu Yan beside her occupied three quarters of the bed Sleep in large print.
There is actually no big problem with Fu Yan's sleeping, but the bed is not enough for him to use. As long as Fu Yan touches someone, he will stretch his legs and kick him. Jiang Mianshu has been kicked awake countless times.
Jiang Mianshu turned to look at Fu Yan who was sleeping soundly: You were the one who touched me first, why did you kick me!
Perhaps infected by Jiang Mianshu's resentment, Fu Yan woke up leisurely. He was in a daze for a moment when he opened his eyes. Then he realized that he was recording a program. He turned his head and looked at Jiang Mianshu who was looking at himself with his eyes open. Fu Yan showed his big white teeth: "Morning, Brother Shu."
Jiang Mianshu: "Do you know that you like to kick people when you sleep?"
Fu Yan: "Is there such a thing?"
Jiang Mianshu looked at Fu Yan expressionlessly: ...
Seeing that his body almost straddled a bed, Fu Yan quickly withdrew his legs, got up and gave Jiang Mianshu a big gift on the bed, and said with a squeeze of his voice: "The emperor, please spare this servant. The servant knows that he sleeps very poorly. Disturbing the emperor's dream, the slave deserves to die, the slave deserves to die!" As he spoke, he pretended to slap himself on the cheek.
Jiang Mianshu straightened up, looking at Fu Yan, who was possessed by a showman in front of him, and had nothing to do with him: "Stop acting, I don't blame you."
Fu Yan kowtowed again: "The emperor is benevolent."
Jiang Mianshu: ...
Fu Yan changed the kneeling position to a sitting position: "I have never slept with others before, so I really don't know that I have the habit of kicking people when I sleep. But my mother told me that when I was a child, I would stretch my legs and kick people when I slept with them." Man, I thought after all these years, I should have changed somewhat."
Jiang Mianshu: "It hasn't changed." IQ also hasn't changed.
Fu Yan looked at Fu Yan's legs tightly covered by pajamas, and said carefully, "I didn't kick you, did I?"
Jiang Mianshu: "Not yet."
Fu Yan felt relieved: "That's good, otherwise I'll hurt two people if I come to record the show for two days."
Jiang Mianshu was puzzled: "Huh?"
Fu Yan was mysterious: "Have you seen the gauze on the bridge of the director's nose?"
Jiang Mianshu asked tentatively, "You... beat me?"
Fu Yan nodded, feeling extremely guilty: "Didn't the director wake us up one by one yesterday morning? I was dreaming at that time, and the conditioned reflex was..."
Jiang Mianshu felt that it was a miracle that she was still alive after sleeping next to Fu Yan all night.
Jiang Mianshu laughed dryly: "Then I'm lucky I wasn't injured?"
Fu Yan: "Well..."
Fu Yan: If you get hurt, I can turn into a snail girl to take care of you. After all, we are all in the same city. If you come and go again and again, maybe you will be really captured by me!
Jiang Mianshu: "Why are you disappointed that I wasn't injured?"
Fu Yan refused to admit it, and Dou E possessed herself: "Your Majesty, you are wronged!!!"
Jiang Mianshu: Well, it's on stage again, so I shouldn't talk about it.
You'll Also Like
-
Silicon Invasion
Chapter 278 1 hours ago -
Endless Winter: My Camp Upgrades Infinitely
Chapter 232 1 hours ago -
In the end of the world, I become an immortal alone
Chapter 514 5 hours ago -
Immortal Emperor, you dare to steal the bride? Backhand dig your supreme bone
Chapter 653 5 hours ago -
Hogwarts: Wizards of Eternity
Chapter 168 9 hours ago -
Mystery: I Married the Queen of Mystery
Chapter 361 9 hours ago -
I am terminally ill, but I am healing the world with my songs
Chapter 212 9 hours ago -
The Witcher: Elemental Lords
Chapter 1288 9 hours ago -
I am farming in the real world
Chapter 271 9 hours ago -
Raising a concubine under her nose, the reborn mistress marries the prince
Chapter 1367 10 hours ago