I went to cp variety show with my idol

Fu Yan was half lying on the sofa at night, logged on "Happy Chasing You" and watched Weibo. The program was broadcast at 12 noon. The fruit platform is also a website with a prosperous barrage culture, and the users are also very tolerant.

Ke Zhen bought a hot search on Weibo, and the fruit platform pushed it on the homepage. In half a day, the broadcast volume has exceeded 6000 million. Although it is incomparable with other popular programs, this result is a surprise to Fu Yan. Words are not enough to describe it, it's like a concubine who has been out of favor for a long time is suddenly favored by the emperor.

[Happy Chasing You] has also gained a lot of fans, including pure fans and CP fans, and the comments have become a mess. Fu Yan was afraid that there would be a lot of fans in the future, so he took the opportunity to post a Weibo to the top.

[@快乐追追你: New top blog, follow me must see!

I am Jiang Mianshu Fu Yan Shuangdan fan, and also a CP fan. I am still very fickle, with countless walls, and occasionally crave other CP, such as Jinluandian (it seems that CP fans call them long and short CP now?). I'm fine too.

If you have CP cleanliness, and the CP I am a fan of is the opposite, or Chunwei, it is recommended not to follow me, otherwise you will watch me use Safeguard all day long, and sooner or later you will get angry. I am not worthy of being the reason for your anger.

Dear CP fans, remember to enclose the land and be cute. How do you swipe your CP on your own Weibo? Whether your CP is real or mine is fake is your business, but if you come to my place to swipe, don’t Blame me. (Highlight Note: Everyone be harmonious, don’t be too hostile, I will scold me myself, I don’t need you to help me spray it back)

And my Weibo is up to me, don’t stand on the moral high ground and point fingers at me, or the same sentence, I don’t care how you scold me or my idol on your Weibo, because it’s your territory, You are free to express your opinion, but if you yell at my Weibo, then I will not be polite.

If you follow me because of star chasing, duck doesn't have to praise me, I'm just an ordinary fan, you have to remember, you like them two, don't put the cart before the horse.

I really bother to talk about this, chasing stars is chasing light, chasing happiness, isn’t chasing stars with like-minded people very happy?If one day chasing stars makes you unhappy and makes you look ugly, it is better not to chase stars.

In the end, it’s true that I’m gay, but I won’t trick girls into getting married, I don’t hate women, I don’t fear men, I don’t support surrogacy, don’t try to attack me from this aspect. 】

【@可爱爱没有头: The last sentence hahahaha chasing after me is because I was scared by the scumbag]

【@开tractorgoing to a blind date: I’ve been following ZhuiZhui for a long time, and I’ve been chasing stars who were brought up by ZhuiZhui. I’m so happy that I’m chasing the same star as ZhuiZhuiFan, and I’m chasing the same cp[heart]]

【@来了一杯82年的珠珠奶茶: Chasing you think too much, we won’t scold you back, just come by yourself, we’re very busy [doge]]

[@小金小金黑恐是金: If you want to trick a girl into getting married, lie to me!Chase is so cute!I can do it upside down! (Don't criticize me for being stupid, it's just playing tricks, I don't really mean to be a same-wife, cheating into a gaybiss marriage)]

[@今日真很快乐啊: I don’t chase stars, and it’s not because of Kuaizi’s chasing stars, I just like Kuaizi, so get out of here!Kuaizi is as silly as a two hundred and five every day, I don't want Kuaizi to become silent one day.If you come to scold me, you'd better be prepared to win, if you scold Kuaizi, then I'll pretend I didn't see [Happy]]

[@紧沟染流出出不: I read a lot of Weibo bloggers, and I feel that the blogger prefers another one. Every time I repost another person’s material, rainbow farts come out frequently, and when reposting small perfunctory materials, it’s like a ruthless reposting machine 】

[@我When will I not be lazy: I watched the show today and fell in love with five people, and I fumbled to follow you, and after reading your Weibo, I like Shufujia even more]

[@一秘束糖: I saw a sister say that the blogger likes my brother more, but I think he likes your brother more. Although he blows a lot of rainbow farts, he has so many fans, he has everyone, you How do you know he didn't blow rainbow farts to attract more firepower?I think he did this to protect your family】

[@朱肉佳走花路吧吧：The one who should come is still here, why does Wei Fan always feel that cp fans love each other more?Fantastic CP fans who have had countless CP fans showed up and said, I really love both of them!I don't say it is absolutely fair, but I will try my best to keep a bowl of water level, and I will never secretly protect one party and let the other party bear the damage.Although I just became a fan of Safeguard today, I bought their albums for basically the same amount.If there is one that is particularly preferred, then he is not worthy of being a CP fan, and the threshold for our CP fans is also very high]

[@你睡话？ I'm bored: I've looked through more than 200 comments, but I didn't find any particularly awesome ones?It's completely different from the previous comment area, I don't know how long it can last]

Fu Yan saw that the wind direction in the comment section was finally getting better, so he stopped reading the comments and concentrated on watching the evaluation of the show. A variety show cannot be successful without the post-mortem stage, and an excellent post-stage can add a lot to the show. "Please Vote The late teacher of "Support" is undoubtedly a fairy late stage.

There are tens of thousands of comments below the first video, and many of the hot comments in the front row are the remarks of passers-by who came in to eat sugar, while the comments of only fans fell behind.

Fu Yan saw that there were basically four points for eating Safeguard Candy in this issue: whispering before going to bed, Jiang Mianshu, who is allergic to lobster, caught the most crayfish for him, two people riding electric cars, and killing their heads in the sunset.

Of course, there are still many strange nibbling points. In short, the audience used their imaginations and never let go of those who can be related to sugar.

Fu Yan saw all kinds of ambiguity described by the audience in the "whisper before going to bed". If the audience knew that they were talking about farting at that time, would the audience feel that they had paid the wrong price?