I have a background [Quick Transmigration]

"I said on Weibo a few days ago that I bought some cat toys and clothes for Daju, but due to time constraints, I haven't had time to unpack these boxes, so I just unbox them while live broadcasting~" Yu Miaocheng Scratching Qiu Ling's chin, he said.

Just as Zhuang Xiaorou expected, the audience was very excited when they heard that the unboxing was going to be broadcast live, and they all posted barrage saying that it would be better to do so.

Yu Miaocheng started to unpack the box closest to her first.Cleanly cutting the tape with a utility knife, Yu Miaocheng took out a scratching post from the box. "Hey, Daju, do you like this one? You can sharpen your claws~" Yu Miaocheng said, and put Qiu Ling in her arms on the scratching board.

To cooperate, to cooperate!Qiuling repeated silently, then symbolically raised a small claw and scratched it twice on the cat scratching board, and then lay down to rest.Sigh... Ever since I became a cat, I feel even more lazy than before.

Zhuang Xiaorou hurriedly held up her phone and asked Qiu Ling to take a close-up.

【Ha ha ha ha!I feel that Daju's attitude is easy to deal with! 】

【Yeah, this is the first time I know the function of a cat scratching board is to touch it twice with the meat pad~】

Yu Miaocheng was also amused by Qiu Ling, hugged Qiu Ling and smiled at the camera and said: "It seems that Daju doesn't like this cat scratcher...it doesn't matter, I bought it from an online store. The toy package that cats absolutely love, the store promises that if the cats don’t like it, you will get a ten-fold refund~”

As soon as Yu Miaocheng finished saying these words, the bullet screen frantically swiped up.

[I know I know that store!Is it called ***Cat*** House?I also bought that toy set, and my Fat Yuan really likes it! 】

[Don't run away from the front, don't mosaic the store name!I also want to buy a set for my Mimi. 】

【No no no!Everyone calm down, with Daju's attitude towards the cat scratcher just now, I feel that this toy set is going to be yellow! 】

Yu Miaocheng put Qiu Ling aside first, checked the boxes one by one, and found the so-called set meal that cats absolutely love.After opening the box, Yu Miaocheng first took out a cat teasing stick.There are a few feathers on the front of the cat teaser, some fancy flowers, and a few small bells that ring.

Trying to shake the cat teasing stick in front of Qiu Ling, Qiu Ling stared at Yu Miaocheng with the mentally retarded eyes of Yun V Shang V Xiao V Zhu.No matter how cooperative I am, I don't want to play with this mentally handicapped toy!So Yu Miaocheng played with the cat teaser alone for a long time, no matter how lively the dance was, she couldn't see her big orange interacting with her, so she forced a smile and said: "Everyone help Let me prove it, my big orange doesn't like this cat teaser...you can ask the boss for a ten-fold refund, haha..."

Yu Miaocheng was dying of embarrassment, but the audience on the other side had a lot of fun watching.

[Hahahahaha!I'm about to laugh out loud, okay?It’s so silly to dance alone with a cat teasing stick...]

[Look and see!I said Daju might not like it! 】

[Ouch, Daju's little eyes are so cute!Please stare at me so hard! 】

Giving up on the cat teaser, Yu Miaocheng took out the laser pointer from the box again.She said to the camera: "Actually, I personally don't like the laser pointer very much, because it will hurt the eyes. But this is a fixed match in the toy package, and I can't help it. Try it first, I will be very careful Shot in Big Orange's eye."

Yu Miaocheng casually shot the laser on the ground very close to Daju, but Qiu Ling didn't even look at the laser this time, and still stared at Yu Miaocheng with mentally retarded eyes.Qiu Ling felt that her IQ was seriously insulted!What kind of broken toys did the female partner buy here!

"Hey, Daju, don't look at me, look at this red dot." Yu Miaocheng saw Qiuling staring at her with round eyes, and after saying a few words, she finally couldn't help throwing away the laser pointer , grabbed Qiu Ling and hugged her in her arms and rubbed it for a while. "Ahhh why does Daju keep staring at me, does he like me too much? So cute!"

【Jealousy makes me unrecognizable! ! ! 】

[Big!The character design is about to collapse!Be steady, be steady! 】

[Bengren's design or something, if I also raise a cat as cute as Daju, I will become as idiot as Daju now...]

Here Qiu Ling reluctantly endured it for a while, and finally couldn't stand Yu Miaocheng's more and more excessive movements, and turned back hard.Where are you going, bastard!Is the butt a place you can touch casually!After escaping from Yu Miaocheng's embrace, Qiu Ling slapped her wildly in the face again, but unfortunately Yu Miaocheng was wearing a mask, so Qiu Ling had no choice but to attack other places.

At this time, the barrage also cheerfully dubbed Qiu Ling.

[Idiot!Look at my invincible meow meow fist! 】

[Tell you to grope!Is this king someone you, a mere mortal, can touch casually! 】

Of course, there were also those who were sweating for Yu Miaocheng, for fear that Yu Miaocheng's arm would be scratched and bloody.

【Be careful!Kittens can't control their playfulness with people, so be careful not to get scratched! 】

[I was as worried as the previous one, but after watching it for a long time, I didn't get hurt at all!Everyone, look carefully, Daju didn't stick out his nails at all! 】

[Why aren't you injured?He must have suffered serious internal injuries!Da Da has already been bleeding! 】

[I also want a gentle kitty like Daju!The cat I raised in the past was too easy to scratch and hurt people, and then my mother gave it away...]

After playing around for a while, Zhuang Xiaorou was so jealous that she couldn't stand it any longer, and reminded Yu Miaocheng twice with "cough cough".Damn it!I also want to rub big oranges like this!

After being reminded by Zhuang Xiaorou, Yu Miaocheng realized that it was still in the live broadcast! "I'm sorry everyone, Daju is so cute, I forgot that I was live broadcasting..." Then Yu Miaocheng hugged Qiu Ling directly and dragged the big box, "It seems that Daju doesn't like the laser pointer either. , there is another toy for refund, Daju, are you helping me make money?" Saying that, Yu Miaocheng reached into the box and took out a toy mouse and a small remote control. in a box.

Yu Miaocheng opened the box, took out the mouse, shook Qiu Ling, and asked, "Does Daju like this?"

Qiu Ling slapped the mouse away, it's so ugly!

"It seems that Daju doesn't like this mouse very much... It's okay, let Daju play with it and see if he likes it." Yu Miaocheng put the batteries in the remote control, and then tried to press two buttons, one One forward, one backward.Under Yu Miaocheng's control, the toy mouse really started to move. "Come on, Big Ju, give it a try."

No... Sister Miao Cheng... I don't think it's for Daju to play like this.Zhuang Xiaorou stretched out her hand before she could stop it, and watched Yu Miaocheng hand the small remote control to Qiu Ling, and she could only continue to give the real feedback of this scene to the audience watching the live broadcast.

Qiu Ling looked at the remote control in front of her, tried to press a red button on the left, the toy mouse would move forward, and pressed the button on the right, and the mouse would go backwards.After going forward and back like this several times, Qiu Ling felt bored.Really mentally handicapped, don't even turn left and right!Slapping the remote control in front of her with a slap, Qiu Ling expressed her dissatisfaction like Yu Miaocheng: "Meow meow meow meow meow!" What a trick to a three-year-old child!

Yu Miaocheng shook her head helplessly again, and said to the camera: "Another big orange doesn't like it, this toy is too simple, I think it's better to change to a remote control car..."

At this time, the barrage has filled the entire screen.

[Big!That's not how this toy works!Hahahahaha I almost burst out laughing! 】

[I saw Erkang's hand stretched out by the camera girl, oh my god, I'm so funny! 】

【Wow ha ha ha ha! Get the new way to play the remote control mouse, I will teach my oolong tea to play right away~]

Now there is only one lonely fish-shaped pillow left in the box. Yu Miaocheng thought of what the owner said about the pillow stuffed with catnip. I hope Daju likes to suck this catnip...

"Daju, come and see this, do you like it..."

Before Yu Miaocheng finished speaking, Qiuling slapped the pillow away in disgust.Who made this pillow!The aesthetic sucks!Choose such a live fish as a pillow, I can feel the smell of fish without getting close!How can you hold it on your body!Can't you change it to something a little more cute and Q!

"So... the current situation is that the entire toy package has been thrown into the street?" Yu Miaocheng spread her hands at the camera, "Should I go to the buyer to return the product now?"

Zhuang Xiaorou also laughed so that the camera couldn't keep up with her. She took a close-up of Qiu Ling's disgusted face, and she couldn't help rubbing Qiu Ling's small hairy forehead.

[I also have this fish-shaped pillow!It's stuffed with catnip, my cat feels like taking drugs! 】

【Ouch!There really are cats who don't like catnip!It's amazing! 】

[I also want to touch Big Orange's round and disgusted face!That photography girl let go of Daju and let me come! 】

And when Yu Miaocheng asked whether to ask the store to return the goods, all the people below agreed, and hoped to watch how Yu Miaocheng slapped the store owner in the face.

"Miao...Miao Da, the audience hopes that you can ask the shopkeeper for a refund now, and hope to be able to watch." Zhuang Xiaorou looked at the barrage and said.

Yu Miaocheng thinks it's okay, although Zhuang Xiaorou is holding her mobile phone to live broadcast now, but this is also her new mobile phone, her old mobile phone is still in good condition.After going to the bedroom and digging out the old mobile phone, Yu Miaocheng logged into her account after a series of operations, and started chatting with the shopkeeper.The chat box will not display your account number, but only the name of the store at the top, and your avatar is Big Orange, so you don't have to worry about revealing your identity.

Yu Miaocheng carefully covered the store's name with a tissue, and then signaled to Zhuang Xiaorou that it was time to shoot.Zhuang Xiaorou hastily pointed the camera at the phone screen.

"Hello, I bought a toy set in your store a few days ago that guarantees that cats will like it, but my big orange doesn't like it at all."

"Hello, I'm here. May I ask what help you need?" The store replied immediately, and after a while, the other party sent another message: "Kiss, don't you like our cat toy package including cats? Including fish Shaped pillow?"

"Yes."

"Kiss, our boss promises that as long as one of your cats doesn't like it, we will refund you ten times. But before that, can you please take a short video to prove it to us?"

"Of course, please wait."

The author has something to say: the second update is achieved~