The Hermit Project [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 36 The Almighty
Xie Shixuan was in charge of the mobile phone, so after hearing the host's question, he took out the mobile phone from his pocket and handed it to Pei Fengran.
Standing beside Pei Fengran, Xiao Hei stretched out his hand and asked with a smile, "I don't know, can I read this phone?"
Since I didn't pass the breath before, everyone knows that the address book in the current mobile phone must be the most authentic, and there is no situation where someone recorded the phone number on the spot.
Pei Fengran glanced at him, and signaled him to take it with his eyes: "Yes."
Xiao Hei immediately smiled like a flower, and took the phone: "Thank you! Come on, let's take a look at the address book~"
Xiaobai: "This is the first time and maybe the last time, please watch carefully~"
"Hey, wait!" Xiao Hei who opened the screen suddenly stopped and looked at Pei Fengran, "...There is no privacy that cannot be made public, right? What if..."
Bai Xiu waved his hand: "Oh, no, don't worry!"
"Hey, then we're welcome~" Xiao Hei smiled and brought the phone close to the camera, and showed it on TV.
Sitting in front of the TV, Shen Jimei couldn't help stretching her head out. She was also curious about what would be in the idol's mobile phone.
"Open the desktop, it's a group photo of the three of you! You're handsome!"
Shen Jimei stared wide-eyed at the magnified mobile phone screen on the TV, quickly took out her mobile phone, clicked ten consecutive shots, and hugged the mobile phone with a happy face.
"Okay, next is the address book... Everyone, look out~"
"The first one is—huh? What's this?"
Xiao Hei looked at the words and sentences on it with a question mark on his face, he didn't know whether they were lyrics or poems, and then turned his head to look at the three of them.
After receiving the signal, Bai Xiu explained: "This is to prevent people from picking up our mobile phones after they are lost, and then using them to do bad things, so we modified the remarks a little bit."
"Is this slightly? I can't understand any of your changes! By the way, won't you make the wrong person when you call?" Xiao Hei was super curious.
Pei Fengran gestured to himself, and said, "This represents my first impression when I saw them, and I can't make a mistake."
"Oh~~~ That's how it is!" The two hosts thought this trick was wonderful.
"Let me take a look. I really have to admire it. This is the first time I know that notes can be written so long." Xiao Hei looked at the densely packed notes on the screen, most of which were words he didn't know, and couldn't help but tease .
Then he swiped the screen and finally saw one that could read.
"This [Bang Zhi Jie Xi]... I should have read it correctly, right?"
"That's right, that's right, poof." Bai Xiu covered his mouth and smiled.
Hearing his laughter, Xiao Hei raised his head and glanced at him: "Isn't it just a note, why are you so educated?"
Bai Xiu looked aggrieved, this was not set by him!
Xiaobai took the opportunity to ask, "Is this a fan?"
"No. This is our president." Pei Fengran glanced at the note and replied calmly.
"Well, yes, this is Mr. Shen's phone number." Bai Xiu also looked over and nodded.
"Uh, oh, oh!" Xiaobai was almost at a loss for words, and quickly patted Baixiu, "You guys have a good relationship with your boss!"
Xiao Hei frowned and read these four words: "Then what does this mean? Captain, your first impression of people is so strange!"
Pei Fengran recalled the scene when he met Shen Boxi for the first time that day, facing two kidnappers with guns alone, and smiled: "Bo Xi, Bang Zhijie. It is such a classic song in the Book of Songs, you should not know it. Don't you know?"
"Uh, well, of course we..." The two hosts stammered, looking around, and then replied, "Of course we know this! The Book of Songs, we still know, ahem!"
Bai Xiu smoothed things over by the side: "Because our President Shen is called Shen Boxi, so his first reaction was this poem, you must understand, right?"
"Hehe, yes, we understand."
The two hosts thought to themselves, are you trying to smooth things over?You are obviously making up the knife, okay!
"Hahahahahahaha! How miserable!" Looking at the awkward yet polite smiles of the two hosts, Shen Jimei almost laughed so hard that her stomach ached. This was the first time she saw these two hosts with sharp words on the show. It was made like this by the guests!
Then, she realized belatedly: "Hey?! Boxi Shen, why does this name sound so familiar?"
Shen Jimei secretly turned her head and glanced at the gate, thinking that the last time she was here, she seemed to have overheard a clip about "Shen Boxi", but she didn't remember it very clearly.
"Forget it, I'll say hello when Mom and Dad come back." Unable to remember for a while, Shen Jimei temporarily put this matter behind her and continued to watch TV obsessively.
Xiao Hei just picked out a president at random, and he was a little afraid to speak. If he offended some leader again, would he still have his job?
He and Xiaobai looked at each other, and decided whether to let go of this topic for now and change it?
Xiaobai immediately gave him a look back.
Xiao Hei Miao understood, so the two of them tacitly decided to change the topic.
"Ahem, look at your handsome outfits, is this your usual style?" Xiao Bai found out that among the three, Bai Xiu was the one who communicated best, so he looked at Bai Xiu.
As expected, Bai Xiu cooperated very well, opened his arms and showed off his handsomeness: "Yes, I have always liked white."
Xiaobai was very happy: "I like white too! I am a fellow!"
The two clapped hands together, as if the embarrassment had never happened before.
"Then you... do you have any unique sayings?" Xiao Bai looked at the tassel-shaped jewelry on Bai Xiu's arm, stretched out his hand to stroke it, and glanced curiously.
"This can be removed!" Bai Xiu tapped the bayonet and took off the tassel, "I only put it on because it looks good."
Pei Fengran raised his eyebrows and glanced at Bai Xiu. This reason was too fake. This guy has maintained this outfit since he was a child. He dares to swear that it's definitely not just because he looks good.
"Huh? Wait a minute, there seems to be something written on it?" Xiao Bai suddenly saw something, and he paused, not letting Bai Xiu take it back.
"There are words? What words?" Bai Xiu was full of doubts.
"It seems to be a name?" Xiao Bai looked at it seriously.
"...Huh?" Bai Xiu instantly understood that he definitely didn't do it by himself, he couldn't embroider names on anything.
He is a dignified retainer of the Xie family, an elite of the human race, not ordinary people like you. For them, names are very sacred and binding. Can they be embroidered casually?
And his current name is not in compliance with the rules, how dare he embroider it on his clothes!It's easy to fall into the taboo of those bosses!He didn't want to court death!
Pei Fengran narrowed his eyes slightly, and he found that the expression of the host who was talking was a bit unnatural.
Xie Shixuan took the opportunity to tug on the sleeves of the two of them, and secretly said: "The matter is coming."
Bai Xiu, who was in the center, naturally felt it too, his expression changed slightly, he knew that he had been tricked by someone, but he didn't know who it was.
Xiao Hei who was standing here also noticed something was wrong, and asked, "What did you find?"
Xiaobai flattened the things in his hand, placed them under the camera, and read out the name word by word: "Shen, Ji, Mei."
"Ah???" Shen Jimei, who was sitting in front of the TV, opened her mouth wide and blinked innocently.
Why is there her name on it?
"Could it be that Xiu Gege has a crush on me~~~ so shy! It seems that his heart has already given Ge Ge, two handsome guys, it's so hard to choose~" Shen Jimei's eyes fluttered, and then he was instantly frustrated and returned to normal.
"Oh, it's impossible! I'm afraid, who is behind the scenes?"
For this kind of intrigue, Shen Jimei can see through it at a glance.
"This kind of low-level method is not as clever as our class's method when we were fighting for the best." Shen Jimei rolled his eyes.
X High School can be called the top high school. The students are all very good and smart. When they make trouble, they are naturally not much worse than adults. Sometimes, these eccentric children have more clever and funny methods than adults, which makes people headache.
However, Shen Jimei was still a little worried: "They won't be tricked, right? Or, I'll call and explain?"
The moment Bai Xiu heard the name, he understood it instantly, and his crow-colored eyelashes drooped, revealing a shadow.
This is to frame him for having a girlfriend, Bai Xiu thought.
Time-space combination is so popular now, the three of them are handsome and young, they sing well and are talented, such an outstanding golden bachelor, which girl would not like it?
Think about when they went to promote the performance before, I heard that [-]% of the girls in the entire X high school came, and the remaining [-]% didn't want to come, but were stopped outside, who made the auditorium not enough.
If you think about it this way, it's really easy to be jealous!
Moreover, fans in this world don't care about whether their idols are married or not, but they have high requirements for the authenticity of their idols, and they hate being deceived very much.
If Bai Xiu obviously has a girlfriend but is hiding it from the public, hehe...
That is definitely a disaster!
The mastermind behind this plan is probably proud of his design, right?
Xiao Hei, the host at the scene, also felt a little troublesome, and subconsciously looked at Pei Fengran: "What do you think, Captain?"
Pei Fengran's face was calm, showing a smile as light as a spring breeze: "Are you kidding me?"
Bai Xiu also sighed, with a helpless look: "Sign my clothes? Today's kids, where did you learn these tricks?"
Obviously, he also thought of the girl who confessed to Pei Fengran that day, and the words Shen Jimei were written on the note.
But why would they use that name to frame him?Is this girl special?
Bai Xiu thought to himself.
Xiao Hei asked cautiously: "Is she really not your girlfriend?"
Naturally, he already knew it was a trap, so how could Bai Xiu jump into it.
"Of course not! Let's not say that the girl doesn't like me, and besides, I have no interest in girls." Bai Xiu replied very directly.
"Ah?" Xiaobai was also startled, and passed the microphone to his mouth, "You just said that you are not interested in girls? Is this true?"
Anyway, it is impossible to live in this world for a long time, Bai Xiu went all out: "Yes."
As for the topic of whether the name "Shen Jimei" might be male, Xiaobai felt that it was not as exciting as Baixiu's self-explosive sexual orientation, and he didn't intend to completely offend this group, so let's just let it go.
So, Xiaobai asked the last question: "Since this is the case, if you were asked to choose one of your two teammates to be your lifelong partner, who would you choose?"
Bai Xiu: "???!"
Your problem is that you want him to die!
The author has something to say: Pei Fengran: stare——
Xie Shixuan: Downcast eyes.
Bai Xiu: ...I choose death! (Hey, just because I'm not interested in girls doesn't mean I'm interested in boys! Am I not celibate?)
------------
Celibacy, everyone understands, right? (squinting smile)
Very suitable for no CP~
Standing beside Pei Fengran, Xiao Hei stretched out his hand and asked with a smile, "I don't know, can I read this phone?"
Since I didn't pass the breath before, everyone knows that the address book in the current mobile phone must be the most authentic, and there is no situation where someone recorded the phone number on the spot.
Pei Fengran glanced at him, and signaled him to take it with his eyes: "Yes."
Xiao Hei immediately smiled like a flower, and took the phone: "Thank you! Come on, let's take a look at the address book~"
Xiaobai: "This is the first time and maybe the last time, please watch carefully~"
"Hey, wait!" Xiao Hei who opened the screen suddenly stopped and looked at Pei Fengran, "...There is no privacy that cannot be made public, right? What if..."
Bai Xiu waved his hand: "Oh, no, don't worry!"
"Hey, then we're welcome~" Xiao Hei smiled and brought the phone close to the camera, and showed it on TV.
Sitting in front of the TV, Shen Jimei couldn't help stretching her head out. She was also curious about what would be in the idol's mobile phone.
"Open the desktop, it's a group photo of the three of you! You're handsome!"
Shen Jimei stared wide-eyed at the magnified mobile phone screen on the TV, quickly took out her mobile phone, clicked ten consecutive shots, and hugged the mobile phone with a happy face.
"Okay, next is the address book... Everyone, look out~"
"The first one is—huh? What's this?"
Xiao Hei looked at the words and sentences on it with a question mark on his face, he didn't know whether they were lyrics or poems, and then turned his head to look at the three of them.
After receiving the signal, Bai Xiu explained: "This is to prevent people from picking up our mobile phones after they are lost, and then using them to do bad things, so we modified the remarks a little bit."
"Is this slightly? I can't understand any of your changes! By the way, won't you make the wrong person when you call?" Xiao Hei was super curious.
Pei Fengran gestured to himself, and said, "This represents my first impression when I saw them, and I can't make a mistake."
"Oh~~~ That's how it is!" The two hosts thought this trick was wonderful.
"Let me take a look. I really have to admire it. This is the first time I know that notes can be written so long." Xiao Hei looked at the densely packed notes on the screen, most of which were words he didn't know, and couldn't help but tease .
Then he swiped the screen and finally saw one that could read.
"This [Bang Zhi Jie Xi]... I should have read it correctly, right?"
"That's right, that's right, poof." Bai Xiu covered his mouth and smiled.
Hearing his laughter, Xiao Hei raised his head and glanced at him: "Isn't it just a note, why are you so educated?"
Bai Xiu looked aggrieved, this was not set by him!
Xiaobai took the opportunity to ask, "Is this a fan?"
"No. This is our president." Pei Fengran glanced at the note and replied calmly.
"Well, yes, this is Mr. Shen's phone number." Bai Xiu also looked over and nodded.
"Uh, oh, oh!" Xiaobai was almost at a loss for words, and quickly patted Baixiu, "You guys have a good relationship with your boss!"
Xiao Hei frowned and read these four words: "Then what does this mean? Captain, your first impression of people is so strange!"
Pei Fengran recalled the scene when he met Shen Boxi for the first time that day, facing two kidnappers with guns alone, and smiled: "Bo Xi, Bang Zhijie. It is such a classic song in the Book of Songs, you should not know it. Don't you know?"
"Uh, well, of course we..." The two hosts stammered, looking around, and then replied, "Of course we know this! The Book of Songs, we still know, ahem!"
Bai Xiu smoothed things over by the side: "Because our President Shen is called Shen Boxi, so his first reaction was this poem, you must understand, right?"
"Hehe, yes, we understand."
The two hosts thought to themselves, are you trying to smooth things over?You are obviously making up the knife, okay!
"Hahahahahahaha! How miserable!" Looking at the awkward yet polite smiles of the two hosts, Shen Jimei almost laughed so hard that her stomach ached. This was the first time she saw these two hosts with sharp words on the show. It was made like this by the guests!
Then, she realized belatedly: "Hey?! Boxi Shen, why does this name sound so familiar?"
Shen Jimei secretly turned her head and glanced at the gate, thinking that the last time she was here, she seemed to have overheard a clip about "Shen Boxi", but she didn't remember it very clearly.
"Forget it, I'll say hello when Mom and Dad come back." Unable to remember for a while, Shen Jimei temporarily put this matter behind her and continued to watch TV obsessively.
Xiao Hei just picked out a president at random, and he was a little afraid to speak. If he offended some leader again, would he still have his job?
He and Xiaobai looked at each other, and decided whether to let go of this topic for now and change it?
Xiaobai immediately gave him a look back.
Xiao Hei Miao understood, so the two of them tacitly decided to change the topic.
"Ahem, look at your handsome outfits, is this your usual style?" Xiao Bai found out that among the three, Bai Xiu was the one who communicated best, so he looked at Bai Xiu.
As expected, Bai Xiu cooperated very well, opened his arms and showed off his handsomeness: "Yes, I have always liked white."
Xiaobai was very happy: "I like white too! I am a fellow!"
The two clapped hands together, as if the embarrassment had never happened before.
"Then you... do you have any unique sayings?" Xiao Bai looked at the tassel-shaped jewelry on Bai Xiu's arm, stretched out his hand to stroke it, and glanced curiously.
"This can be removed!" Bai Xiu tapped the bayonet and took off the tassel, "I only put it on because it looks good."
Pei Fengran raised his eyebrows and glanced at Bai Xiu. This reason was too fake. This guy has maintained this outfit since he was a child. He dares to swear that it's definitely not just because he looks good.
"Huh? Wait a minute, there seems to be something written on it?" Xiao Bai suddenly saw something, and he paused, not letting Bai Xiu take it back.
"There are words? What words?" Bai Xiu was full of doubts.
"It seems to be a name?" Xiao Bai looked at it seriously.
"...Huh?" Bai Xiu instantly understood that he definitely didn't do it by himself, he couldn't embroider names on anything.
He is a dignified retainer of the Xie family, an elite of the human race, not ordinary people like you. For them, names are very sacred and binding. Can they be embroidered casually?
And his current name is not in compliance with the rules, how dare he embroider it on his clothes!It's easy to fall into the taboo of those bosses!He didn't want to court death!
Pei Fengran narrowed his eyes slightly, and he found that the expression of the host who was talking was a bit unnatural.
Xie Shixuan took the opportunity to tug on the sleeves of the two of them, and secretly said: "The matter is coming."
Bai Xiu, who was in the center, naturally felt it too, his expression changed slightly, he knew that he had been tricked by someone, but he didn't know who it was.
Xiao Hei who was standing here also noticed something was wrong, and asked, "What did you find?"
Xiaobai flattened the things in his hand, placed them under the camera, and read out the name word by word: "Shen, Ji, Mei."
"Ah???" Shen Jimei, who was sitting in front of the TV, opened her mouth wide and blinked innocently.
Why is there her name on it?
"Could it be that Xiu Gege has a crush on me~~~ so shy! It seems that his heart has already given Ge Ge, two handsome guys, it's so hard to choose~" Shen Jimei's eyes fluttered, and then he was instantly frustrated and returned to normal.
"Oh, it's impossible! I'm afraid, who is behind the scenes?"
For this kind of intrigue, Shen Jimei can see through it at a glance.
"This kind of low-level method is not as clever as our class's method when we were fighting for the best." Shen Jimei rolled his eyes.
X High School can be called the top high school. The students are all very good and smart. When they make trouble, they are naturally not much worse than adults. Sometimes, these eccentric children have more clever and funny methods than adults, which makes people headache.
However, Shen Jimei was still a little worried: "They won't be tricked, right? Or, I'll call and explain?"
The moment Bai Xiu heard the name, he understood it instantly, and his crow-colored eyelashes drooped, revealing a shadow.
This is to frame him for having a girlfriend, Bai Xiu thought.
Time-space combination is so popular now, the three of them are handsome and young, they sing well and are talented, such an outstanding golden bachelor, which girl would not like it?
Think about when they went to promote the performance before, I heard that [-]% of the girls in the entire X high school came, and the remaining [-]% didn't want to come, but were stopped outside, who made the auditorium not enough.
If you think about it this way, it's really easy to be jealous!
Moreover, fans in this world don't care about whether their idols are married or not, but they have high requirements for the authenticity of their idols, and they hate being deceived very much.
If Bai Xiu obviously has a girlfriend but is hiding it from the public, hehe...
That is definitely a disaster!
The mastermind behind this plan is probably proud of his design, right?
Xiao Hei, the host at the scene, also felt a little troublesome, and subconsciously looked at Pei Fengran: "What do you think, Captain?"
Pei Fengran's face was calm, showing a smile as light as a spring breeze: "Are you kidding me?"
Bai Xiu also sighed, with a helpless look: "Sign my clothes? Today's kids, where did you learn these tricks?"
Obviously, he also thought of the girl who confessed to Pei Fengran that day, and the words Shen Jimei were written on the note.
But why would they use that name to frame him?Is this girl special?
Bai Xiu thought to himself.
Xiao Hei asked cautiously: "Is she really not your girlfriend?"
Naturally, he already knew it was a trap, so how could Bai Xiu jump into it.
"Of course not! Let's not say that the girl doesn't like me, and besides, I have no interest in girls." Bai Xiu replied very directly.
"Ah?" Xiaobai was also startled, and passed the microphone to his mouth, "You just said that you are not interested in girls? Is this true?"
Anyway, it is impossible to live in this world for a long time, Bai Xiu went all out: "Yes."
As for the topic of whether the name "Shen Jimei" might be male, Xiaobai felt that it was not as exciting as Baixiu's self-explosive sexual orientation, and he didn't intend to completely offend this group, so let's just let it go.
So, Xiaobai asked the last question: "Since this is the case, if you were asked to choose one of your two teammates to be your lifelong partner, who would you choose?"
Bai Xiu: "???!"
Your problem is that you want him to die!
The author has something to say: Pei Fengran: stare——
Xie Shixuan: Downcast eyes.
Bai Xiu: ...I choose death! (Hey, just because I'm not interested in girls doesn't mean I'm interested in boys! Am I not celibate?)
------------
Celibacy, everyone understands, right? (squinting smile)
Very suitable for no CP~
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