Mr. Si and his bellflower lover
Chapter 3 Newlyweds
Newlyweds Extra Long and Long
1. Suits and gowns
After an unknown amount of time, Si Yebai blinked, a little dazed, and couldn't help poking the person in front of him. It was warm and alive, not a photo or a model.
"Yu Feng."
Si Yebai suddenly felt a little annoyed, "I'm not really mentally ill, am I? But it's fine, Yu Feng, it's tiring to live like that." Because I didn't have you when I was awake.He hugged the person in front of him tightly.
Tears drenched the Dahong Xipao in front of her eyes, her shoulders trembled, and her voice was muffled by tears, "Did you see that? I have avenged you."
"Yebai." Zhuang Yufeng hugged him into his arms, and was drowned by Si Yebai's tears.
"Yebai, I'm here to greet you."
"Welcome?" Si Yebai sniffled, "Can two personalities get married?"
Zhuang Yufeng's eyes were full of distress and longing, "I am not a personality."
"I'm a ghost."
Well, it doesn't seem to be much better.
Si Yebai smiled, and said with a smile: "The old expert gave me an assessment, saying that people like me are unlikely to suffer from schizophrenia."
"That's great." Si Yebai looked at his translucent hand, so he was still dead, and suddenly grinned, "So, you are my Yufeng?" It's not my illusion, you are mine Yu Feng.
Zhuang Yufeng stuffed his hand into Si Yebai's, "No one can take yours away."
Si Yebai clenched his hands tightly, and his smile was very sweet at that moment.
The two people next to them squatted tired and said to themselves: "I have never seen someone so happy after death."
"Stupid, didn't you see it now?"
Si Yebai turned a deaf ear, took Zhuang Yufeng's hand and kept talking about his longing for these years.
"Third Master, we still have to follow the rules." The man in white clasped his hands, and the chain on his hand rattled.
He just watched Zhuang Yufeng hide Si Yebai behind him, watching the two of them warily.
The corner of the man in black's mouth twitched, do you think he can hide such a big man?I couldn't help but pressed the twitching forehead, and pushed Xiaobai away who was half-speaking, "We don't want to rob you, we just go to the front of the hall to go through a process."
"Handshackles." Zhuang Yufeng frowned.
"Handshackles?" Xiaobai chuckled, "Isn't this scary?"
Xiao Hei dragged this guy away, scary?Are you the one who intends to scare Mr. Zhuang?
Si Yebai poked Zhuang Yufeng, "Do you miss me?"
Zhuang Yufeng looked at him helplessly, and wrapped his dishonest hands, "Look at the road."
"Don't you know the way? Just know the way." Si Yebai continued to make trouble.
Xiaobai pulled Xiaohe and muttered: "Third Master, what kind of wind is this? When you can't figure it out, you follow him like a ghost every day, but now you see him and become more reserved."
Si Yebai appeared suddenly, put his arm around Xiaobai's shoulder and said, "Really?"
"Ah!" Xiaobai was afraid that Zhuang Yufeng would hear it, and his nerves would collapse. At this moment, a voice suddenly appeared, and he was immediately frightened, "You scared me to death."
"But you are already dead. A person cannot die twice. At best, I am insulting the corpse, but I am also dead now, so I cannot be punished." The logical barrister pointed out his lack of rigor.
Xiaobai: "..." Xiaohei, save me quickly, Mr. Zhuang is so scary, bah, so scary QAQ
With a smile on the corner of Si Yebai's mouth, he turned to look at Zhuang Yufeng, although he hadn't said much, but he refused to let go of his hands. It seemed that he had committed an old problem.
Si Yebai didn't tease him anymore, he held the warmth in his palms, and chatted with Xiaobai, making Xiaobai happy after coming and going, "Come and introduce me, what's going on in the underworld?"
"The emperor judges Mr. Zhuang." Xiaobai snapped his fingers, "The three people who are the most unofficial in the underworld, they should hide away when they see them."
Xiao Hei was ringing the guiding bell, if it wasn't because he couldn't talk or get distracted, he would have wished to gag Xiao Bai's mouth at this moment, why does this child forget to eat and not hit?You don't even look at who you are talking to, don't say that this person belongs to Mr. Zhuang, even if he isn't, how dare you put all the merits and virtues under his nose?
"Why?" Si Yebai is very receptive. He was originally an atheist. After seeing Zhuang Yufeng and the difference between black and white ghosts, he no longer entangled in the science and unscientific nature of this world. He could figure it out in a few words. Zhuang Yufeng It may be that he has suspended his job in the underworld.
"Emperor Fengdu's mana is much more powerful than any of us. He reaches up to the heavens, governs the underworld, and controls the balance of yin and yang in the human world. Dandan holds the judge's pen, holds the book of life and death, and watches Yangshou. Naturally, he is also powerful. Mr. Zhuang..." Xiao Bai secretly glanced at Zhuang Yufeng.
Si Yebai didn't quite understand, "Master Zhuang is Yu Feng? Yu Feng is also very gentle."
Xiaobai shuddered, "Master Zhuang is in charge of the money, as well as the wages of our ghost servants."
Si Yebai couldn't help laughing, sure enough his man can get along anywhere.
"Isn't the Underworld still has the Ten Palaces of Hades?" Si Yebai recalled the various ghost novels he had read before.
"Yes, there are, but the ten kings of Hades are in charge of Purgatory, and except for a few, they all live in seclusion."
"When you come here for the first time, you have to go through the process, and then you don't have to worry about it."
Si Yebai thought to himself, the underworld should indeed provide language training for the staff, if others heard it, they would probably faint from fright.It's just that he is different, he tilted his head to glance at the man beside him, and then fell into boundless tenderness.
In front of him is the gate of Fengdu City. Unlike the underworld in the picture, Si Yebai's eyes are full of red.
"This is……"
When others saw them, they all cupped their hands, "Congratulations, Third Master."
"I thought you would pick me up in a black suit." Si Yebai laughed and burst into tears.
In the next second, it was wiped away by warm fingers, "Don't cry."
Xiaobai interjected, "Isn't it just a coincidence, the third master? The top suit designer was abducted by a demon king in the western hell, and the other one waited for someone and ran to reincarnate."
Zhuang Yufeng clasped Si Yebai's hand, and the two of them clasped their fingers together, "Red, festive." He couldn't stand the way his Yebai was chatting and laughing in front of his grave, his eyes were clearly full of despair, and he wanted to force himself to pretend Freer than anyone else.He couldn't stand Si Yebai's bedroom being nothing but white.Zhuang Yufeng even hated himself, why did he make so many promises to him in the first place, why did he make so many promises.
The reason why accidents are accidents is because everyone in the world thinks that they can easily grow old.
"it is good."
2. Merits and demerits and wedding invitations
Xiaobai's head is getting bigger, and Si Yebai pestered him with questions, which almost got him out of the way. Si Yebai looked at the street like a huge ancient city, and there were people from all walks of life, " Hey, Xiaobai, are you short of lawyers?"
"Legator?" Xiaobai shook his head, "The emperor can tell right from wrong at a glance."
Si Yebai sighed in disappointment.
"Master Zhuang, please stop." Xiao Hei finally finished ringing the bell and stopped Zhuang Yufeng.Si Yebai looked at Yan Luo Hall in front of him, and let go of Zhuang Yufeng's hand, "Waiting for me here?"
Zhuang Yufeng branded a kiss on his lips, and tied a red thread on his wrist, "I'll wait for you."
Si Yebai touched his lips and smiled a little silly. How long has it been since he smelled him?
Xiaobai consciously didn't see it, and thought to himself, can the emperor still break his promise?This soul-locking thread is actually used in this kind of place.
As soon as he entered the hall, Si Yebai's white suit turned into a sackcloth, with a crime written on the front and a crime written on the back, and merit notes were hung all over his body.
"Who is in the hall?" As soon as Emperor Fengdu tapped the soul-relief paper, Si Yebai returned to the court in a daze.
He is familiar with the court, so he is not afraid.
"Si Yebai."
"You committed suicide, disregarding the kindness of your parents, you should have been sent to the hell of death in vain."
Si Yebai listened quietly, and suddenly felt a sense of wonder. Maybe the world will be deceived by appearances and various reasons, but one day, everything you do will be liquidated.
"However, our hall has found out that your father and mother were unkind first, and there are many cases, grievances and resentments, and kinship is severed, so you will not be held accountable for committing suicide."
Si Yebai listened to him counting his sins and merits, and suddenly understood why Zhuang Yufeng acquiesced in his going through this.
"... After investigation, you are a litigator. You have committed verbal disputes, defended people's rights and cleared grievances, and added and subtracted merits and demerits. You argue with clever words, lying and deceiving others. It is a crime. The merits and demerits of the incident are due to the merits and demerits. You handed over your enemy Give the law, return the truth and take the truth as a piece of merit. This hall pity your blood and deep hatred, but did not hurt innocent lives, and record one merit...a total of five feet of merit, entering the human way."
"Judge Lu."
The white-faced young man at the bottom quietly rolled his eyes, this man...
"I can sentence you to be reborn into a wealthy family with loving parents, loving brothers, and no worries about food and clothing..."
"My lords, I have something to say."
Lu Juan couldn't help laughing, he really couldn't hold back.
However, Si Yebai took a step forward, and smilingly took out two red wedding invitations, which he just took out from Zhuang Yufeng's sleeve, and they were much more beautiful than the invitations he sent to those people from Liang Muqin.
"My lords, please do me a favor. My wife and I are getting married today, and we will have a wedding banquet tonight. If we don't get drunk, we won't return home."
Lu Juan couldn't hold back his laughter for a while, Emperor Fengdu gave him a look, and finally stopped him, "You should also know that there are eighteen levels of hell, and the ten halls of Hades control the eighteen hells, but nowadays people die more often. Resentment, the Eighteen Hells can hardly contain it. Si Yebai, I lack a person who can speak eloquently and has a mirror in his heart, who can reduce the evil spirits' resentment and evil in their hearts, would you like it?"
……
The words "crime" and "criminal" on Si Yebai's body disappeared, and the merit note was also included in Lu Pan's judge's pen.
When he walked out of the hall, he was covered by a big red dress.
"Yebai, I'm waiting for you."
……
"My lord." There are very few people on the Naihe Bridge today, and they will be lined up in a short time, but the two men in red are really eye-catching.
"I don't drink Mengpo soup." Si Yebai glanced at the milky white soup and seriously looked for a reason, "I'm lactose intolerant."
Granny Meng laughed, the wrinkles at the end of her eyes crinkled together.
"The young master has not passed the magistrate's pen in the palace of hell, how can he drink Mengpo soup? I have a glass of wedding wine, and I will respect the two young masters for a long time, and they will never leave."
Si Yebai thanked him, took the wine cup, Zhuang Yufeng took it over, and drank it down in one gulp.In the next second, lips with a mellow wine smell stuck to her.
"Young master is very lucky. The third master is a man who loves people." Meng Po smiled and continued to boil his Meng Po soup. The glass of wine was made from the water of the Nai River. When the yang falls and the yin falls, you will be a person in the underworld in the future.Reincarnation and reincarnation have nothing to do with him.It's just that this naihe wine is too overbearing, if Si Yebai drank it directly, he might feel uncomfortable.
"Naturally." Si Yebai chased after him and gnawed on the man's mouth. Although his Yufeng was taciturn, he was always the one who loved him the most.
Xiao Hei covered Xiao Bai's eyes, could this couple be okay?He glanced at the bull's head and horse face again, and dragged them away together, not knowing how to care for small animals.Anyway, their mission accomplished, welcome new colleagues?Another day, anyway, they have boundless and long years.
Zhuang Yufeng took Si Yebai's hand, entered a big house, and pushed open the door covered with wedding silk.
"Yebai, I miss you very much."
The two of them were attached to each other with lips and teeth, and they both wanted to tear each other to pieces, and stumbled and fell on the red quilt.The longing in Si Yebai's bones gushed out in an instant.
"I'm sorry." Zhuang Yufeng pressed his lips against Si Ye's blushing eyelids, "It was my fault that I left you behind."
"I avenged you." Si Yebai laughed and cried, but this time the smile completely swept away the haze, just like the proud smile on a child's face when the two first met.
"I saw it." That's because Zhuang Yufeng didn't say a word about his suicide after seeing how he had lived the past nine years. Even if he hoped that Si Yebai would live and come to him after his death, he didn't want to reprimand him at all. Why doesn't he love himself.It was as if they were blaspheming Si Yebai's feelings for him.
"Thank you, I miss you very much." Zhuang Yufeng bit his lips, swallowing all his forbearance, grievances and longing for these years.In the days to come, he will not let go of the person in his arms. No matter where he wants to go in Yebai, whether he goes to the poor or falls to the underworld, he will be with him.
At this time, it seems that too many words are no longer needed.
The corners of Si Yebai's eyes were red as he endured the collisions of the man on his body again and again.I don't know if it's because I haven't had love|love for too long, or my body is not the same anymore, Si Yebai suddenly remembered the first time they were messing around a long, long time ago.
It hurts, but it's reassuring.
Si Yebai hooked the man's neck, "Yu Feng, I love you."
It's a good thing you're waiting for me, and it's a good thing I'm here.
The wind blew gently, and the platycodon flowers in the courtyard bloomed one after another.
On the soft leaves, some playful kid tied a red ribbon that can be seen everywhere in the underworld these days.
It seems to be reporting the good news of the master.
3. Past life and present life
Another tombstone in the cemetery has a name, and no one will come to visit the grave with snacks at dawn, sometimes just say a few words, and sometimes sit for a whole day.
The old man guarding the tomb sighed for a long time, folded two platycodon flowers and put them in front of the tomb.
On the day the verdict came down, Liang Muqin brought a copy and burned it in a brazier for them. "Asi, I know you probably don't care about the result. In your heart, maybe nine lives can't be exchanged for a Zhuang Yufeng." He choked back his embarrassing sobs, "But, you have done your best. What if I probably will never be able to be like you..."
An old woman received a judgment nine years overdue, a passbook and a clean shawl.She suddenly remembered what her eldest son said many years ago when he gave her a shawl, "Mom, this is Yebai who picked him. His vision is better than mine. If you can accept it, I will bring him back to see you."
"Mom..." Chen Yuqing had tears in his eyes, looking at the crying old woman, he could only hope, brother, you must be happy in your next life.
"Yebai."
"kindness?"
"It's all over." Zhuang Yufeng hugged his lover in his arms, "I'll carry you?"
"Okay." Si Yebai sniffed, climbed onto his back, and said with a smile, "Why are you so active today?"
Because you don't have to take care of everything by yourself in the future, I will be here.
Behind him, the verdict was swallowed up by tongues of flame.But it has nothing to do with them anymore.
4. Karma and retribution
"This way!"
"Look at what!"
The ghost messenger is very rude, because this is a death row prisoner, and the merit strips on his body are all black.
"Brother, this is... are you still married?"
The ghost guard took a look at him, "Master Zhuang and Fourth Master Si got married, 99 days of flowing water banquet, you have caught up with the last day."
"Two men?" The man frowned.
The ghost messenger snorted, "You'd better care about you first, how many layers of hell are you going to go to?"
"This, can you accommodate me a little bit." The man made a gesture, "When my family burns money for me, I will make it up, I will make it up!"
Guichai's attitude became even worse, "We have a high salary, and we also have social security."
……
"Who is the offender?"
"Small...little man...Si...Si Mingruan." Si Mingruan knelt down trembling.
"...You have committed a lot of crimes in your life, committing crimes, committing crimes, discord with brothers, disfilial parents, collecting ill-gotten wealth..."
……
"The judge asked if you were going to work?"
"Go to work?" Si Yebai glanced at Zhuang Yufeng's face, took the letter and looked at it, and immediately understood.Alleviate resentment and guilt?He wished that Siming Ruan could stay in the eighteenth floor of hell.The toe slid onto Zhuang Yufeng's thigh, rubbed it on the suit pants, and gently teased the man in the office.
"I'm on my wedding leave, it's the last day..."
Zhuang Yufeng's Adam's apple moved, and pressed Si Yebai who was half in red on the bed under him.
Live up to the good spring.
……
"Sentence!"
Lu Juan picked up the judge's pen——
"The prisoner, Siming Ruan, has a lot of grievances and ten feet of evil. He will go to the Tongue Hell, Iron Tree Hell, Copper Pillar Hell, Oil Pot Hell, and Knife Saw Hell. He will enter the human reincarnation."
Siming Ruan Yixi, he thought he would definitely enter the animal realm, but then he heard Lu Juan go on to say: "Sentencing you for nine lifetimes, you have suffered from unkind parents, disharmony between brothers, unrighteous friends, unfaithful lovers, unfilial children, and idiots." , weak, lonely, widowed, sick, in pain, and dead.”
"Why?" Siming Ruan sat on the ground paralyzed.
When Emperor Fengdu slapped the soul town paper, all the merit strips turned into heavy iron fetters, making him unable to breathe.
"take away."
When the ghost messenger also left, Emperor Fengdu looked at Lu Pan helplessly, "Is it a sigh of relief?"
"Of course." Lu Juan smiled and said, "Don't be jealous, Yebai belongs to Zhuang San, what are you worried about?"
Emperor Fengdu snorted, "You really make people call you affectionate."
Lu Pan rubbed his chin and finally figured out where the crux lies, "I called you by your name, didn't you still slap me?"
"Humph."
"Luo Qing." Lu Juan chased after him.
"Qingqing?"
"Yan, don't be angry." Shaking his sleeves is a good way, and finally he no longer has a dark face.
"Husband?" Lu Juan decided to imitate Si Yebai's thick skin and coax his twisted man.
The door of Yan Luo Hall babbled shut.
Granny Meng stirred the pot, looked up and smiled, Fourth Master Si came, and the gloomy underworld seemed to begin to exude the breath of spring.
"Xiao Hei, wait for me, listen to my explanation, I really did not agree to that female ghost's confession!!!"
5. Sin and redemption
……
Wang Ruyue—entered the copper pillar hell, and entered the human realm as a prostitute.
Si Yebai wrote the last stroke.
Siming Ruan's death sentence was executed immediately, and he was convicted by Emperor Fengdu, and he didn't know how many years he would spend in purgatory.
Zhuang Meier's death sentence was executed immediately because she was pregnant and her sentence was commuted to life. Later, she died of illness in prison. The fetus that was aborted after being used by her still made her suffer in the ice hell.
Zhang Min was sentenced to life imprisonment, but the person who hated homosexuality the most was reduced to the plaything of the cell boss and the bully in prison. His body was ruined, but he found that he could not do without men.
Wang Ming went crazy and was locked up in a mental hospital. When Si Yebai happened to pass by on a business trip, Wang Ming said to everyone, let me go, okay?Later, Si Yebai heard that his secondary personality had murdered his main personality.
Wang Ruyue's father and brother also fell from power, and Jiao Didi's young lady was bullied in prison. When she died, it was Zhuang Yufeng who took Xiaobai's class. When Wang Ruyue saw him, her whole body trembled until she saw him in the palace. When it came to Si Yebai, Si Yebai acted as if he didn't know her. When counting her crimes, she finally knew that this person had never seen her in his eyes.
Lu Qian committed suicide in prison, and later Si Yebai met him, and Lu Qian was sent to Hell of Unjust Death, Stone Mill Hell.
Zhang Xin's wife and children were separated, and after he was released from prison, he was chased by loan sharks and had nowhere to go.
Si's father and Si's mother were released after being imprisoned for several years because they concealed and destroyed the evidence. They lingered on the hospital bed, and the two of them were paralyzed on the bed and had no one to take care of them, abusing each other...
Indefinite, with a fixed term, and those who were sentenced but not sentenced.Everyone has to die, and the end of the mortal world is not the end of sin, but the beginning of redemption.
Or maybe it was because of Lu Pan's bad intentions that everyone more or less knew the current situation of Si Yebai and Zhuang Yufeng.
From time to time, he reminded the ghost messenger of what Third Master Zhuang and Fourth Master Si had done recently to benefit the development of the underworld, and how inhumanly they showed their affection in front of them.
"what happened?"
Si Yebai lit the book, and the writing on it turned black and turned into ashes.
"I love you." He raised his head and kissed the man's chin.
6. Freshmen and the future
"A Si, should I call you sister-in-law instead?" Liang Muqin said with a smile: "You said so much at the time, and then I pushed back the blind date after I went back. You are right, it is rare to find a bosom friend in this world. "
"Later..." Liang Muqin was rarely shy, "Don't worry, I will treat my sister well."
wedding,
Zhuang Yufeng led Si Yebai quietly watching the couple behind the crowd.
Si Yebai said with emotion: "I really didn't expect that they would be together."
"Your friend is nice."
"Is it time for you to call someone brother-in-law?" Si Yebai teased him.
Zhuang Yufeng glanced at him, "I also admit that you are sister-in-law, so I recognize this brother-in-law."
"Who is the sister-in-law?" Si Yebai poked his waist, "En? Who do you think is the sister-in-law?!"
Zhuang Yufeng's Adam's apple twitched. Si Yebai had just returned from studying in Hell in the West, so he dragged him to the wedding. Now that the wedding is over, shouldn't it be time to do something serious?
"Muqin!"
"What's wrong?" Liang Muqin embraced his wife.
Chen Yuqing was a little excited, "I think I saw Big Brother and Big Brother Si?"
"What did you say?" Liang Muqin opened his eyes wide.
Chen Yuqing's eyes were a little red, "When I was young, the fortune teller said that I tended to see things that I shouldn't see, and I don't know if it's true."
In fact, the two of them already had a conclusion in their minds, probably an illusion caused by excessive missing.
Liang Muqin stole a sweet kiss on the cheek of his sweet wife, "I will treat you well."
"kindness."
But when the two received a red envelope signed by Zhuang San and Si Si in the pile of red envelopes, there were only two pieces of paper in it. On one piece of paper, Si Yebai wrote: "Don't dare to call sister-in-law again, be careful, I will go to you to play at night." ’” On another piece of paper, Zhuang Yufeng wrote: “You will grow old together, and your children and grandchildren will be full.”
The two newcomers both laughed and burst into tears, which is great.
Several years later, when the crime had been buried and the person who knew the truth was old, an outstanding young lawyer stood on the podium of a university.
"Lawyer Si, why did you enter this industry in the first place?"
"Because of my little uncle, he is a very respectable lawyer." Si Ruofeng said seriously and solemnly: "He taught me a lot, the first is love, the second is courage, as a legal worker , You have to see its imperfection, you can promote its development and perfection, but you must abide by the law that can restore the truth and make it clear, and it is the law that can punish crimes, not justice or revenge after the fact The flag is a sinful crime."
"Fourth Master, there is a successor." Lu Juan said with emotion.
"Do you want me to call you Second Master? Lu Second Master." Si Yebai teased him.
"roll."
"Don't push me, let it go."
"I don't believe you, you've made it all the way with just a few pastries."
"Who made it impossible for the underworld to buy wormwood." There is another person in the family who loves dim sum.
"Then what." Lu Pan touched his nose, "You wait a little longer for me."
"Why?" Si Yebai asked knowingly.
Lu Juan became annoyed and said, "I'll go back and tease the cat."
Si Yebai shivered, "Be careful of being scratched by your cat."
"He is not willing to part with it. Besides, your family is not bad, your face turns cold, and you have caught up with the iceberg in the ice hell."
"Who said, Yu Feng is very gentle."
The two people who went out on a short errand were very happy, but the residents of Fengdu City are not happy today, woo woo woo, how long are these two masters going to be pestered?
Tomb-sweeping Day is coming, and we also want to visit our old friends, but we dare not go out of the city gate. QQ
The author has something to say: Sweet!No!sweet!
The correspondence of the eighteen layers of hell is taken from Baidu, and those who are interested can look it up. =v=
It will be clearer if you see the cover of the wedding invitation that Mr. Si Liang Muqin handed over to those people or poke Weibo.
According to the usual practice, there should be nine extra episodes, and six are filled out so far. I know you want to see Mr. Zhuang's perspective. Besides this, there are two extra episodes available, so you can click them.Do you want to leave a message on the sidelines?
I really like this pair =v= ask for comments every day.
1. Suits and gowns
After an unknown amount of time, Si Yebai blinked, a little dazed, and couldn't help poking the person in front of him. It was warm and alive, not a photo or a model.
"Yu Feng."
Si Yebai suddenly felt a little annoyed, "I'm not really mentally ill, am I? But it's fine, Yu Feng, it's tiring to live like that." Because I didn't have you when I was awake.He hugged the person in front of him tightly.
Tears drenched the Dahong Xipao in front of her eyes, her shoulders trembled, and her voice was muffled by tears, "Did you see that? I have avenged you."
"Yebai." Zhuang Yufeng hugged him into his arms, and was drowned by Si Yebai's tears.
"Yebai, I'm here to greet you."
"Welcome?" Si Yebai sniffled, "Can two personalities get married?"
Zhuang Yufeng's eyes were full of distress and longing, "I am not a personality."
"I'm a ghost."
Well, it doesn't seem to be much better.
Si Yebai smiled, and said with a smile: "The old expert gave me an assessment, saying that people like me are unlikely to suffer from schizophrenia."
"That's great." Si Yebai looked at his translucent hand, so he was still dead, and suddenly grinned, "So, you are my Yufeng?" It's not my illusion, you are mine Yu Feng.
Zhuang Yufeng stuffed his hand into Si Yebai's, "No one can take yours away."
Si Yebai clenched his hands tightly, and his smile was very sweet at that moment.
The two people next to them squatted tired and said to themselves: "I have never seen someone so happy after death."
"Stupid, didn't you see it now?"
Si Yebai turned a deaf ear, took Zhuang Yufeng's hand and kept talking about his longing for these years.
"Third Master, we still have to follow the rules." The man in white clasped his hands, and the chain on his hand rattled.
He just watched Zhuang Yufeng hide Si Yebai behind him, watching the two of them warily.
The corner of the man in black's mouth twitched, do you think he can hide such a big man?I couldn't help but pressed the twitching forehead, and pushed Xiaobai away who was half-speaking, "We don't want to rob you, we just go to the front of the hall to go through a process."
"Handshackles." Zhuang Yufeng frowned.
"Handshackles?" Xiaobai chuckled, "Isn't this scary?"
Xiao Hei dragged this guy away, scary?Are you the one who intends to scare Mr. Zhuang?
Si Yebai poked Zhuang Yufeng, "Do you miss me?"
Zhuang Yufeng looked at him helplessly, and wrapped his dishonest hands, "Look at the road."
"Don't you know the way? Just know the way." Si Yebai continued to make trouble.
Xiaobai pulled Xiaohe and muttered: "Third Master, what kind of wind is this? When you can't figure it out, you follow him like a ghost every day, but now you see him and become more reserved."
Si Yebai appeared suddenly, put his arm around Xiaobai's shoulder and said, "Really?"
"Ah!" Xiaobai was afraid that Zhuang Yufeng would hear it, and his nerves would collapse. At this moment, a voice suddenly appeared, and he was immediately frightened, "You scared me to death."
"But you are already dead. A person cannot die twice. At best, I am insulting the corpse, but I am also dead now, so I cannot be punished." The logical barrister pointed out his lack of rigor.
Xiaobai: "..." Xiaohei, save me quickly, Mr. Zhuang is so scary, bah, so scary QAQ
With a smile on the corner of Si Yebai's mouth, he turned to look at Zhuang Yufeng, although he hadn't said much, but he refused to let go of his hands. It seemed that he had committed an old problem.
Si Yebai didn't tease him anymore, he held the warmth in his palms, and chatted with Xiaobai, making Xiaobai happy after coming and going, "Come and introduce me, what's going on in the underworld?"
"The emperor judges Mr. Zhuang." Xiaobai snapped his fingers, "The three people who are the most unofficial in the underworld, they should hide away when they see them."
Xiao Hei was ringing the guiding bell, if it wasn't because he couldn't talk or get distracted, he would have wished to gag Xiao Bai's mouth at this moment, why does this child forget to eat and not hit?You don't even look at who you are talking to, don't say that this person belongs to Mr. Zhuang, even if he isn't, how dare you put all the merits and virtues under his nose?
"Why?" Si Yebai is very receptive. He was originally an atheist. After seeing Zhuang Yufeng and the difference between black and white ghosts, he no longer entangled in the science and unscientific nature of this world. He could figure it out in a few words. Zhuang Yufeng It may be that he has suspended his job in the underworld.
"Emperor Fengdu's mana is much more powerful than any of us. He reaches up to the heavens, governs the underworld, and controls the balance of yin and yang in the human world. Dandan holds the judge's pen, holds the book of life and death, and watches Yangshou. Naturally, he is also powerful. Mr. Zhuang..." Xiao Bai secretly glanced at Zhuang Yufeng.
Si Yebai didn't quite understand, "Master Zhuang is Yu Feng? Yu Feng is also very gentle."
Xiaobai shuddered, "Master Zhuang is in charge of the money, as well as the wages of our ghost servants."
Si Yebai couldn't help laughing, sure enough his man can get along anywhere.
"Isn't the Underworld still has the Ten Palaces of Hades?" Si Yebai recalled the various ghost novels he had read before.
"Yes, there are, but the ten kings of Hades are in charge of Purgatory, and except for a few, they all live in seclusion."
"When you come here for the first time, you have to go through the process, and then you don't have to worry about it."
Si Yebai thought to himself, the underworld should indeed provide language training for the staff, if others heard it, they would probably faint from fright.It's just that he is different, he tilted his head to glance at the man beside him, and then fell into boundless tenderness.
In front of him is the gate of Fengdu City. Unlike the underworld in the picture, Si Yebai's eyes are full of red.
"This is……"
When others saw them, they all cupped their hands, "Congratulations, Third Master."
"I thought you would pick me up in a black suit." Si Yebai laughed and burst into tears.
In the next second, it was wiped away by warm fingers, "Don't cry."
Xiaobai interjected, "Isn't it just a coincidence, the third master? The top suit designer was abducted by a demon king in the western hell, and the other one waited for someone and ran to reincarnate."
Zhuang Yufeng clasped Si Yebai's hand, and the two of them clasped their fingers together, "Red, festive." He couldn't stand the way his Yebai was chatting and laughing in front of his grave, his eyes were clearly full of despair, and he wanted to force himself to pretend Freer than anyone else.He couldn't stand Si Yebai's bedroom being nothing but white.Zhuang Yufeng even hated himself, why did he make so many promises to him in the first place, why did he make so many promises.
The reason why accidents are accidents is because everyone in the world thinks that they can easily grow old.
"it is good."
2. Merits and demerits and wedding invitations
Xiaobai's head is getting bigger, and Si Yebai pestered him with questions, which almost got him out of the way. Si Yebai looked at the street like a huge ancient city, and there were people from all walks of life, " Hey, Xiaobai, are you short of lawyers?"
"Legator?" Xiaobai shook his head, "The emperor can tell right from wrong at a glance."
Si Yebai sighed in disappointment.
"Master Zhuang, please stop." Xiao Hei finally finished ringing the bell and stopped Zhuang Yufeng.Si Yebai looked at Yan Luo Hall in front of him, and let go of Zhuang Yufeng's hand, "Waiting for me here?"
Zhuang Yufeng branded a kiss on his lips, and tied a red thread on his wrist, "I'll wait for you."
Si Yebai touched his lips and smiled a little silly. How long has it been since he smelled him?
Xiaobai consciously didn't see it, and thought to himself, can the emperor still break his promise?This soul-locking thread is actually used in this kind of place.
As soon as he entered the hall, Si Yebai's white suit turned into a sackcloth, with a crime written on the front and a crime written on the back, and merit notes were hung all over his body.
"Who is in the hall?" As soon as Emperor Fengdu tapped the soul-relief paper, Si Yebai returned to the court in a daze.
He is familiar with the court, so he is not afraid.
"Si Yebai."
"You committed suicide, disregarding the kindness of your parents, you should have been sent to the hell of death in vain."
Si Yebai listened quietly, and suddenly felt a sense of wonder. Maybe the world will be deceived by appearances and various reasons, but one day, everything you do will be liquidated.
"However, our hall has found out that your father and mother were unkind first, and there are many cases, grievances and resentments, and kinship is severed, so you will not be held accountable for committing suicide."
Si Yebai listened to him counting his sins and merits, and suddenly understood why Zhuang Yufeng acquiesced in his going through this.
"... After investigation, you are a litigator. You have committed verbal disputes, defended people's rights and cleared grievances, and added and subtracted merits and demerits. You argue with clever words, lying and deceiving others. It is a crime. The merits and demerits of the incident are due to the merits and demerits. You handed over your enemy Give the law, return the truth and take the truth as a piece of merit. This hall pity your blood and deep hatred, but did not hurt innocent lives, and record one merit...a total of five feet of merit, entering the human way."
"Judge Lu."
The white-faced young man at the bottom quietly rolled his eyes, this man...
"I can sentence you to be reborn into a wealthy family with loving parents, loving brothers, and no worries about food and clothing..."
"My lords, I have something to say."
Lu Juan couldn't help laughing, he really couldn't hold back.
However, Si Yebai took a step forward, and smilingly took out two red wedding invitations, which he just took out from Zhuang Yufeng's sleeve, and they were much more beautiful than the invitations he sent to those people from Liang Muqin.
"My lords, please do me a favor. My wife and I are getting married today, and we will have a wedding banquet tonight. If we don't get drunk, we won't return home."
Lu Juan couldn't hold back his laughter for a while, Emperor Fengdu gave him a look, and finally stopped him, "You should also know that there are eighteen levels of hell, and the ten halls of Hades control the eighteen hells, but nowadays people die more often. Resentment, the Eighteen Hells can hardly contain it. Si Yebai, I lack a person who can speak eloquently and has a mirror in his heart, who can reduce the evil spirits' resentment and evil in their hearts, would you like it?"
……
The words "crime" and "criminal" on Si Yebai's body disappeared, and the merit note was also included in Lu Pan's judge's pen.
When he walked out of the hall, he was covered by a big red dress.
"Yebai, I'm waiting for you."
……
"My lord." There are very few people on the Naihe Bridge today, and they will be lined up in a short time, but the two men in red are really eye-catching.
"I don't drink Mengpo soup." Si Yebai glanced at the milky white soup and seriously looked for a reason, "I'm lactose intolerant."
Granny Meng laughed, the wrinkles at the end of her eyes crinkled together.
"The young master has not passed the magistrate's pen in the palace of hell, how can he drink Mengpo soup? I have a glass of wedding wine, and I will respect the two young masters for a long time, and they will never leave."
Si Yebai thanked him, took the wine cup, Zhuang Yufeng took it over, and drank it down in one gulp.In the next second, lips with a mellow wine smell stuck to her.
"Young master is very lucky. The third master is a man who loves people." Meng Po smiled and continued to boil his Meng Po soup. The glass of wine was made from the water of the Nai River. When the yang falls and the yin falls, you will be a person in the underworld in the future.Reincarnation and reincarnation have nothing to do with him.It's just that this naihe wine is too overbearing, if Si Yebai drank it directly, he might feel uncomfortable.
"Naturally." Si Yebai chased after him and gnawed on the man's mouth. Although his Yufeng was taciturn, he was always the one who loved him the most.
Xiao Hei covered Xiao Bai's eyes, could this couple be okay?He glanced at the bull's head and horse face again, and dragged them away together, not knowing how to care for small animals.Anyway, their mission accomplished, welcome new colleagues?Another day, anyway, they have boundless and long years.
Zhuang Yufeng took Si Yebai's hand, entered a big house, and pushed open the door covered with wedding silk.
"Yebai, I miss you very much."
The two of them were attached to each other with lips and teeth, and they both wanted to tear each other to pieces, and stumbled and fell on the red quilt.The longing in Si Yebai's bones gushed out in an instant.
"I'm sorry." Zhuang Yufeng pressed his lips against Si Ye's blushing eyelids, "It was my fault that I left you behind."
"I avenged you." Si Yebai laughed and cried, but this time the smile completely swept away the haze, just like the proud smile on a child's face when the two first met.
"I saw it." That's because Zhuang Yufeng didn't say a word about his suicide after seeing how he had lived the past nine years. Even if he hoped that Si Yebai would live and come to him after his death, he didn't want to reprimand him at all. Why doesn't he love himself.It was as if they were blaspheming Si Yebai's feelings for him.
"Thank you, I miss you very much." Zhuang Yufeng bit his lips, swallowing all his forbearance, grievances and longing for these years.In the days to come, he will not let go of the person in his arms. No matter where he wants to go in Yebai, whether he goes to the poor or falls to the underworld, he will be with him.
At this time, it seems that too many words are no longer needed.
The corners of Si Yebai's eyes were red as he endured the collisions of the man on his body again and again.I don't know if it's because I haven't had love|love for too long, or my body is not the same anymore, Si Yebai suddenly remembered the first time they were messing around a long, long time ago.
It hurts, but it's reassuring.
Si Yebai hooked the man's neck, "Yu Feng, I love you."
It's a good thing you're waiting for me, and it's a good thing I'm here.
The wind blew gently, and the platycodon flowers in the courtyard bloomed one after another.
On the soft leaves, some playful kid tied a red ribbon that can be seen everywhere in the underworld these days.
It seems to be reporting the good news of the master.
3. Past life and present life
Another tombstone in the cemetery has a name, and no one will come to visit the grave with snacks at dawn, sometimes just say a few words, and sometimes sit for a whole day.
The old man guarding the tomb sighed for a long time, folded two platycodon flowers and put them in front of the tomb.
On the day the verdict came down, Liang Muqin brought a copy and burned it in a brazier for them. "Asi, I know you probably don't care about the result. In your heart, maybe nine lives can't be exchanged for a Zhuang Yufeng." He choked back his embarrassing sobs, "But, you have done your best. What if I probably will never be able to be like you..."
An old woman received a judgment nine years overdue, a passbook and a clean shawl.She suddenly remembered what her eldest son said many years ago when he gave her a shawl, "Mom, this is Yebai who picked him. His vision is better than mine. If you can accept it, I will bring him back to see you."
"Mom..." Chen Yuqing had tears in his eyes, looking at the crying old woman, he could only hope, brother, you must be happy in your next life.
"Yebai."
"kindness?"
"It's all over." Zhuang Yufeng hugged his lover in his arms, "I'll carry you?"
"Okay." Si Yebai sniffed, climbed onto his back, and said with a smile, "Why are you so active today?"
Because you don't have to take care of everything by yourself in the future, I will be here.
Behind him, the verdict was swallowed up by tongues of flame.But it has nothing to do with them anymore.
4. Karma and retribution
"This way!"
"Look at what!"
The ghost messenger is very rude, because this is a death row prisoner, and the merit strips on his body are all black.
"Brother, this is... are you still married?"
The ghost guard took a look at him, "Master Zhuang and Fourth Master Si got married, 99 days of flowing water banquet, you have caught up with the last day."
"Two men?" The man frowned.
The ghost messenger snorted, "You'd better care about you first, how many layers of hell are you going to go to?"
"This, can you accommodate me a little bit." The man made a gesture, "When my family burns money for me, I will make it up, I will make it up!"
Guichai's attitude became even worse, "We have a high salary, and we also have social security."
……
"Who is the offender?"
"Small...little man...Si...Si Mingruan." Si Mingruan knelt down trembling.
"...You have committed a lot of crimes in your life, committing crimes, committing crimes, discord with brothers, disfilial parents, collecting ill-gotten wealth..."
……
"The judge asked if you were going to work?"
"Go to work?" Si Yebai glanced at Zhuang Yufeng's face, took the letter and looked at it, and immediately understood.Alleviate resentment and guilt?He wished that Siming Ruan could stay in the eighteenth floor of hell.The toe slid onto Zhuang Yufeng's thigh, rubbed it on the suit pants, and gently teased the man in the office.
"I'm on my wedding leave, it's the last day..."
Zhuang Yufeng's Adam's apple moved, and pressed Si Yebai who was half in red on the bed under him.
Live up to the good spring.
……
"Sentence!"
Lu Juan picked up the judge's pen——
"The prisoner, Siming Ruan, has a lot of grievances and ten feet of evil. He will go to the Tongue Hell, Iron Tree Hell, Copper Pillar Hell, Oil Pot Hell, and Knife Saw Hell. He will enter the human reincarnation."
Siming Ruan Yixi, he thought he would definitely enter the animal realm, but then he heard Lu Juan go on to say: "Sentencing you for nine lifetimes, you have suffered from unkind parents, disharmony between brothers, unrighteous friends, unfaithful lovers, unfilial children, and idiots." , weak, lonely, widowed, sick, in pain, and dead.”
"Why?" Siming Ruan sat on the ground paralyzed.
When Emperor Fengdu slapped the soul town paper, all the merit strips turned into heavy iron fetters, making him unable to breathe.
"take away."
When the ghost messenger also left, Emperor Fengdu looked at Lu Pan helplessly, "Is it a sigh of relief?"
"Of course." Lu Juan smiled and said, "Don't be jealous, Yebai belongs to Zhuang San, what are you worried about?"
Emperor Fengdu snorted, "You really make people call you affectionate."
Lu Pan rubbed his chin and finally figured out where the crux lies, "I called you by your name, didn't you still slap me?"
"Humph."
"Luo Qing." Lu Juan chased after him.
"Qingqing?"
"Yan, don't be angry." Shaking his sleeves is a good way, and finally he no longer has a dark face.
"Husband?" Lu Juan decided to imitate Si Yebai's thick skin and coax his twisted man.
The door of Yan Luo Hall babbled shut.
Granny Meng stirred the pot, looked up and smiled, Fourth Master Si came, and the gloomy underworld seemed to begin to exude the breath of spring.
"Xiao Hei, wait for me, listen to my explanation, I really did not agree to that female ghost's confession!!!"
5. Sin and redemption
……
Wang Ruyue—entered the copper pillar hell, and entered the human realm as a prostitute.
Si Yebai wrote the last stroke.
Siming Ruan's death sentence was executed immediately, and he was convicted by Emperor Fengdu, and he didn't know how many years he would spend in purgatory.
Zhuang Meier's death sentence was executed immediately because she was pregnant and her sentence was commuted to life. Later, she died of illness in prison. The fetus that was aborted after being used by her still made her suffer in the ice hell.
Zhang Min was sentenced to life imprisonment, but the person who hated homosexuality the most was reduced to the plaything of the cell boss and the bully in prison. His body was ruined, but he found that he could not do without men.
Wang Ming went crazy and was locked up in a mental hospital. When Si Yebai happened to pass by on a business trip, Wang Ming said to everyone, let me go, okay?Later, Si Yebai heard that his secondary personality had murdered his main personality.
Wang Ruyue's father and brother also fell from power, and Jiao Didi's young lady was bullied in prison. When she died, it was Zhuang Yufeng who took Xiaobai's class. When Wang Ruyue saw him, her whole body trembled until she saw him in the palace. When it came to Si Yebai, Si Yebai acted as if he didn't know her. When counting her crimes, she finally knew that this person had never seen her in his eyes.
Lu Qian committed suicide in prison, and later Si Yebai met him, and Lu Qian was sent to Hell of Unjust Death, Stone Mill Hell.
Zhang Xin's wife and children were separated, and after he was released from prison, he was chased by loan sharks and had nowhere to go.
Si's father and Si's mother were released after being imprisoned for several years because they concealed and destroyed the evidence. They lingered on the hospital bed, and the two of them were paralyzed on the bed and had no one to take care of them, abusing each other...
Indefinite, with a fixed term, and those who were sentenced but not sentenced.Everyone has to die, and the end of the mortal world is not the end of sin, but the beginning of redemption.
Or maybe it was because of Lu Pan's bad intentions that everyone more or less knew the current situation of Si Yebai and Zhuang Yufeng.
From time to time, he reminded the ghost messenger of what Third Master Zhuang and Fourth Master Si had done recently to benefit the development of the underworld, and how inhumanly they showed their affection in front of them.
"what happened?"
Si Yebai lit the book, and the writing on it turned black and turned into ashes.
"I love you." He raised his head and kissed the man's chin.
6. Freshmen and the future
"A Si, should I call you sister-in-law instead?" Liang Muqin said with a smile: "You said so much at the time, and then I pushed back the blind date after I went back. You are right, it is rare to find a bosom friend in this world. "
"Later..." Liang Muqin was rarely shy, "Don't worry, I will treat my sister well."
wedding,
Zhuang Yufeng led Si Yebai quietly watching the couple behind the crowd.
Si Yebai said with emotion: "I really didn't expect that they would be together."
"Your friend is nice."
"Is it time for you to call someone brother-in-law?" Si Yebai teased him.
Zhuang Yufeng glanced at him, "I also admit that you are sister-in-law, so I recognize this brother-in-law."
"Who is the sister-in-law?" Si Yebai poked his waist, "En? Who do you think is the sister-in-law?!"
Zhuang Yufeng's Adam's apple twitched. Si Yebai had just returned from studying in Hell in the West, so he dragged him to the wedding. Now that the wedding is over, shouldn't it be time to do something serious?
"Muqin!"
"What's wrong?" Liang Muqin embraced his wife.
Chen Yuqing was a little excited, "I think I saw Big Brother and Big Brother Si?"
"What did you say?" Liang Muqin opened his eyes wide.
Chen Yuqing's eyes were a little red, "When I was young, the fortune teller said that I tended to see things that I shouldn't see, and I don't know if it's true."
In fact, the two of them already had a conclusion in their minds, probably an illusion caused by excessive missing.
Liang Muqin stole a sweet kiss on the cheek of his sweet wife, "I will treat you well."
"kindness."
But when the two received a red envelope signed by Zhuang San and Si Si in the pile of red envelopes, there were only two pieces of paper in it. On one piece of paper, Si Yebai wrote: "Don't dare to call sister-in-law again, be careful, I will go to you to play at night." ’” On another piece of paper, Zhuang Yufeng wrote: “You will grow old together, and your children and grandchildren will be full.”
The two newcomers both laughed and burst into tears, which is great.
Several years later, when the crime had been buried and the person who knew the truth was old, an outstanding young lawyer stood on the podium of a university.
"Lawyer Si, why did you enter this industry in the first place?"
"Because of my little uncle, he is a very respectable lawyer." Si Ruofeng said seriously and solemnly: "He taught me a lot, the first is love, the second is courage, as a legal worker , You have to see its imperfection, you can promote its development and perfection, but you must abide by the law that can restore the truth and make it clear, and it is the law that can punish crimes, not justice or revenge after the fact The flag is a sinful crime."
"Fourth Master, there is a successor." Lu Juan said with emotion.
"Do you want me to call you Second Master? Lu Second Master." Si Yebai teased him.
"roll."
"Don't push me, let it go."
"I don't believe you, you've made it all the way with just a few pastries."
"Who made it impossible for the underworld to buy wormwood." There is another person in the family who loves dim sum.
"Then what." Lu Pan touched his nose, "You wait a little longer for me."
"Why?" Si Yebai asked knowingly.
Lu Juan became annoyed and said, "I'll go back and tease the cat."
Si Yebai shivered, "Be careful of being scratched by your cat."
"He is not willing to part with it. Besides, your family is not bad, your face turns cold, and you have caught up with the iceberg in the ice hell."
"Who said, Yu Feng is very gentle."
The two people who went out on a short errand were very happy, but the residents of Fengdu City are not happy today, woo woo woo, how long are these two masters going to be pestered?
Tomb-sweeping Day is coming, and we also want to visit our old friends, but we dare not go out of the city gate. QQ
The author has something to say: Sweet!No!sweet!
The correspondence of the eighteen layers of hell is taken from Baidu, and those who are interested can look it up. =v=
It will be clearer if you see the cover of the wedding invitation that Mr. Si Liang Muqin handed over to those people or poke Weibo.
According to the usual practice, there should be nine extra episodes, and six are filled out so far. I know you want to see Mr. Zhuang's perspective. Besides this, there are two extra episodes available, so you can click them.Do you want to leave a message on the sidelines?
I really like this pair =v= ask for comments every day.
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