remedial plan

Cheat strategy

Every time the final exam is due, there are absolutely endless cheating methods in major colleges and universities. It is said that a girl took advantage of the gender difference to hide the cheating note on her chest in front of two male invigilators in the final exam, and successfully passed the male exam. The teacher has not successfully completed the paper within the coping method.

The 303 dormitory who heard the news expressed contempt for the girl's behavior. This kind of behavior is simply a provocation to the dignity of men. At the same time, they also expressed envy. Why are they not girls? , but the male teacher can't look at the girls' breasts?

The day before the final exam, Cheng Chen came back from the coffee shop early and was alone, because A Wu had asked for leave a few days earlier and stayed in the dormitory to gather collective wisdom to discuss cheating strategies, and at the same time promised that cheating would never forget his part.

Cheng Chen pushed open the door, and there were several basins of water neatly placed in the dormitory. There were still many small pieces of white paper floating on the water, and there were densely packed small characters on them. Several people were anxiously counting the time.

"Is it time yet?" Fang Yong, an impatient Northeast man, picked up a piece of paper and rubbed it twice from time to time.

He Chaojie crossed his legs and glanced at Jianren who was eating potato chips, and counted with his fingers, "A pack of potato chips, two duck necks that were eaten so that there was no meat residue, and a cup of hot milk tea, it should take about an hour, you can pick it up and watch it." Look."

So everyone who was waiting at the side, ready to go, immediately rushed to the washbasin to pick up the note. Cheng Chen put down his bag and squatted down to look at it. The key points before the exam plus a few answers to the question were miniatured and cut into a small piece of sticky paper. Soak it in water on the scotch tape, rub it hard, the wet white paper is rubbed into small balls and fall to the ground, and the small black ink characters are firmly stuck to the scotch tape.

Sheets of scotch tape with white paper rubbed off were glued to the door to dry. Cheng Chen took off the scotch tape in a novelty. The scotch tape was densely covered with small black characters, which was very sticky.

"what is this?"

Ah Wu was rubbing happily, "Didn't you see? This is the latest cheating method. Tomorrow, just stick these scotch tapes on the inside of your clothes, and after you sit down, stick this scotch tape on the table, and use the roll to block it." OK."

"...Did you come up with this method?" Cheng Chen looked at A Wu in disbelief. It turns out that people who are usually stupid can also hope to have a great IQ explosion. This accumulation of character seems to be useful.

A Wu was taken aback, then shook his head.

"Who thought of that." Cheng Chen looked around, only Jianren stared at him with his mouth full of snacks. Could it be that Jianren thought of it? "Jianren? Did you come up with it?"

Jian Ren, who was named, turned from bright to confused, "Ah? What did you say?"

"You came up with this cheating method?"

"no."

"Then what do you see me doing?"

Jian Ren was confused, "I didn't look at you, I was looking at the bag of spicy strips and pig's trotters behind you, what's so interesting about you?"

"..."

Cheng Chen moved his body so that the snacks behind him were unobstructed in Jianren's line of sight, and Jianren's line of sight changed from bewildered to bright, but he can guarantee that Jianren is definitely planning what he should eat first. become so spiritual.

He Chaojie glared at Cheng Chen dissatisfied, "Don't ask who thought it up, come here and help rub it quickly."

The head of the dormitory glared at him approvingly, so Cheng Chen rolled up his sleeves and squatted down to fish out the zona pellucida from the water basin with countless small balls of paper floating in the four staring eyes. Get rid of it?"

Fang Yong bumped his shoulder with his shoulder, and said impatiently, "Yes, yes, do it quickly, or the lights should be turned off later."

So Cheng Chen knelt down and joined the army of rubbing paper. The whole dormitory was silent, except for the small sound of rubbing paper.

An hour and a half later, all the scotch tapes were rubbed clean and glued to the door neatly, divided into six parts. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Everyone raised their index finger, thumb and middle finger with red fingertips, feeling the burning pain. Slumped in a chair to drink water.

As the head of the dormitory, Li Shenghao got up to check without any complaints, and stretched out his hands to scoop up and scoop in the washbasin, "Are you sure you picked it up? Did you miss anything? It will be a disaster if you happen to miss it in the exam tomorrow."

As the Northeast Dahan, Fang Yong was the second to count the number of zona pellucida, "According to the number, there should be no shortage."

"What if there is a shortage?" Jianren asked absent-mindedly, gnawing on the pig's trotter that he coveted an hour and a half ago.

Ah Wu patted his thigh, "It's easy, I'll give that to Cheng Chen." Anyway, he is usually so serious in class, it doesn't make much difference whether he cheats or not.

"..." Cheng Chen, who was limp on the bed, raised his head innocently, why was he shot while lying down.

The next day, Dormitory 303 went out with great vigor and ambition.

"Ah, by the way, I still need to buy a bottle of Coke." How can I forget this legendary weapon used to monitor the invigilator? A Wu ran into the canteen and brought out six bottles of Coke. , pick whatever you want, count me as a treat."

The six bottles of music were divided up, all factors were expected, and everyone went to the examination room full of confidence.

Two hours later, Dormitory 303 walked out of the examination room dejectedly. Everyone still had an unopened bottle of Coke in their hands. Paste it up, the small black characters are densely packed and extremely eye-catching, and they die before they leave the teacher.

It happened like this. Jianren, who was full of snacks all day long, entered the examination room with milk tea in his hands at the last moment of the exam. The exam was full of people and only the front seat was left. Take out the tape hidden in the clothes and carefully paste it, cover it with your student ID card and ID card, everything is ready, just waiting for the paper to be issued.

The teacher walked in, and two retired teachers with white hair wore reading glasses on the bridge of their noses. The sunlight reflected by the lenses flashed, and the cloudy eyes flashed a piercing light at the moment they entered.

"It's time to hand out the papers. Hurry up and put all the things related to the exam on it, leaving only the ID card, student ID card and pen. I heard that there is no hurry."

"If you need to go to the toilet, go to the toilet quickly."

There was a lot of noise in the classroom, some went out to go to the toilet, some went to put things up, all in all a mess, after half a minute, those who went to the toilet came back one after another, so the papers began to be handed out.

Jianren took the papers and passed them on. After everyone got the papers, the invigilator checked the ID card and student ID card. The busy Jianren didn't have time to change the place for the scotch tape. Down.

"What is this?" the invigilator asked, pointing to the scotch tape.

"...I don't know." Jianren bit his teeth and refused to admit it, and sat up straight with his back, "Big, probably left behind by the classmate who took the exam yesterday."

The wrinkled teacher narrowed his eyes, "Since it's not yours, it doesn't matter if I tear it off?"

"No, no, it doesn't matter." Jianren watched the teacher tear off the fruits of his hard work all night with a heartbroken expression, the pain on his expression was like tearing his own skin.

He died before leaving the teacher, and Ah Wu shook his head sadly.

The invigilator held the scotch tape curiously, "Look, there is a new cheating method, which is quite novel."

The two teachers chatted for 10 minutes, patrolling very conscientiously, focusing on checking any notes in the drawer, and at the same time focusing on checking any handwriting on the desktop, so that they can use their residual energy after retirement, and do their best to do their best not to miss a note. Cheating slippery fish.

"Student, tear off the things on your desk."

The teacher stood behind Ah Wu calmly. He seemed to have seen through the vicissitudes of life after he had passed the age of knowing the destiny. All attempts to cheat and cheat were invisible.

"Look, caught another one."

The teacher held a stack of scotch tape to show off to another teacher across two tables.

"Snapped"

Ah Wu quietly broke the 2B pencil in his hand.

Go back to dorms.

"No, I must make a better cheating strategy tomorrow." Ah Wu slapped the table and vowed.

In the afternoon of the same day, Dormitory 303 opened the second round of cheating strategy conference.

"What to do, this method has been discovered, if you want to use it to cheat again, it is unlikely to be successful." Li Shenghao touched his chin and thought, "It seems that he has to find a new method."

"Ah, what do you guys think of this?" He Chaojie played with the pencil in his hand, "We can go over early to occupy a place, and then use a pencil to write the answer on the table, write it lightly, as long as it can be seen, and use an eraser after copying. Wipe it off, the best choice for cheating, simple and no trace."

The upright Fang Yong patted his thigh and agreed very much, "Good idea."

"However, what if the teacher changes positions?" Jianren, who rarely put down his snacks, objected, feeling the unkind eyes of the whole dormitory, and explained weakly, "There will always be some perverted teachers who like to change positions, and once they change positions, they will copy for nothing. Yes, it’s even cheaper for people who come later.”

Ah Wu nodded, "That's right, this is indeed a defect, so let's make a cheat sheet!"

Jianren replied again, "What if it is confiscated?" Feeling the unfriendly eyes of the whole dormitory for the second time in a day, he shrunk his neck weakly. Sure enough, his mouth began to be more suitable for the original function of eating and talking. It's free.

Fang Yong scratched his head, "Then make the cheat sheet, and then grab the seat early."

"That's right, you have to be prepared for everything, this is the complete strategy," A Wu concluded, "Then start making cheat sheets."

In the cuboid dormitory, six people sat at the desk and bowed their heads to make a cheat sheet. It was as serious as a collective evil. If the dormitory manager checked the hygiene at this moment, he would definitely award a five-star study dormitory award.

On the second day of the exam, I bumped into the same two invigilators again. The old teacher with white hair smiled like a spring flower, "Oh, what a coincidence, I came to invigilate this class again. There were a lot of people who cheated yesterday."

The children in dormitory 303 silently took out the newly bought erasers and wiped off half an hour's hard work on the table bit by bit, and then took the exam.

On the third day of the exam, Ah Wu was basically in the naked state of the exam. In fact, since he knew that the same invigilator was used for the three-day exam, he had already prepared himself for the make-up exam in the next semester. The Coke he bought was taken into the examination room by him to prepare for the examination and he killed it in one gulp.

The third exam, college Chinese.

"'You are not me, how do you know that I don't know the joy of fish' is what you said when you swim on Haoliang?" Ah Wu was ecstatic, he knew this, it was Zhuangzi and Huizi, and so on, how did the word "Hui" come from? Right, his eyes drifted away, by the way, the Coke bottle is on.

He opened the Coke slowly and complacently, took a light sip first, just this refreshing, returned the gaze cast by the invigilating teacher with disdain, and glanced at the bottle cap.

"one more bottle."

He froze, could it be that the character he had accumulated for so long exploded at this moment?He had never hated this so much for another bottle.

After the exam, he poured Coke and scolded, "Don't you usually thank you for your patronage? Why did you give him another bottle at the critical moment? It's going crazy." These are not the point, the point is that the other five bottles are all Thank you for your patronage. As long as his bottle is from tnn, I will add another bottle. He has saved too much character. He wants to reflect, he wants to protest...

Cheng Chen patted him on the shoulder, "Don't think about it, let's continue next semester, Brother Wen just said that he will work overtime tomorrow!"

This world is dark.

The author has something to say:

Today is Christmas Eve, everyone wants to eat apples!It is said that the final exam is coming soon, and the scotch tape cheating in the article has been verified by all of our dormitory to be effective. Although it was indeed caught by the teacher in the end, you are welcome to try, as long as the table is not light-colored, the success rate is still quite high! !