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MIKEN: Help me!We've lost ten games in a row!

DL: So...

MIKeven: If I lose this game again, I will be hanged up by the captain and beaten!

DL: It's not your fault that you lost.

MIKeven: If the captain said this sentence, I would definitely be moved and agree with him.

"What are you doing, hurry up and jump on the team voice." Lili went back and forth on the voice channel, "Keven don't type."

"Okay, okay." Ke Jia quickly switched the voice channel.

When Yun Yun came to the team voice, Lili was already planning the opening strategy. His voice was rough and recognizable, and he said, "I will rush to the front with 76, and the rest will stay with the team, protect Anna, and don't be alone."

For passers-by, lili's words were like a command, which could condense an inexplicable confidence, but for Yun Yun, lili's words were of no use.

But passers-by are not so particular about it. It is quite rare for someone to stand up and activate the voice channel. Most of the time, the earphones are silent.

After the hero selection interface is over, the configuration of the team is clear at a glance. Sombra, Soldier 76, Ana, Reinhardt, Lucio, Dva, at least one round of double milk and double support configuration, and teammates did not open fire on Sombra.

"You are the MI team!" said the player using Lucio.

It is not so easy for Ke Jia and Lili's IDs to have duplicate names. After all, the two letters MI hang in front, and it is difficult to admit mistakes.

Ke Jia's excited voice came from the voice channel, "That's right, hahaha."

I got an affirmative answer, and the teammates who were shocked by lili’s voice just now suddenly talked more, talking about your Genji is very good, I watched a lot of games, Tracer carried in the IOP, although I didn’t win the Korean team, but the image of Soldier 76 The heroic splendor shone brightly.The teammates who didn't fill the seats very much at first became happy. After all, they are professional players. If they meet them, they hug their thighs and beg to fly. Who would worry about whether there is a shadow or not.

The gleaming Ke Jia couldn't help laughing in such small chats, and Kai Mic responded: "No, no, it's because the captain taught us well. The most powerful MI is the captain. Let me tell you, this black shadow is simply— —Hey, let’s play competitively, the game is the most important thing, the game is the most important thing.”

His voice was deliberate and exaggerated, as if he was reading a textbook aloud, before he started bragging about Lili's brilliance, he suddenly fell silent, changed the subject with a weird silly smile, and even his tone was dying, obviously under some kind of unspeakable threat.

MIKeven: QAQ, look at my captain, praise him and kill me with his eyes.

DL: ...stop typing, it feels like you're going to get spanked.

With the tone of the storytelling just now, Yun Yun felt that anyone who changed the protagonist would have to cover Ke Jia's mouth to make him stop talking. This kind of flattery in a passerby bureau would make people collapse and choose to die. It's as shameful as it is, Ke Jia actually spoke fluently and without any burden, which shows how many times Lili has suffered such ruthless blows before he developed the deterrence to shut him up.

Yun Yun looked at Lili in the rebirth room who was clad in black and purple trench coat, and immediately felt the tall and stalwart image of Captain MI, and felt awe in his heart.

At the beginning of the first game, everyone rushed forward under the acceleration of Lucio, fulfilling Lili's request.

The environment of the Lijiang Tower Night Market is not very suitable for Sombra to play. The blood packs outside the target point are scattered, and Sombra’s invasion blood pack function can only be used after unlocking the target point. One round of fighting.

Lili's black shadow directly sneaked into the enemy's formation, and chose to form crossfire with Ke Jia, pinning down the enemy's rear like Tracer. This tactic was dangerous but very effective. As a healer, Yun Yun could clearly see that the black shadow was choosing While attacking the enemy, he brings the opponent into Soldier 76's attack vision. He is not only attacking with a gun, but also raises his hand to invade from time to time.

What came out of the voice was Lili's cooperation. When she said "Anna" easily, Ke Jia's aim would turn to the top of Anna's head without hesitation.

"Resist from the front, Reinhardt rushes forward, I will go to the black blood bag." After harvesting the opponent's support, the frontal firepower was significantly reduced, and Lili finally started to do his job after taking advantage of the number of people.

The direction of his stealth running was completely different from Yun Yun's expectation. Lili directly bypassed the enemy and chose to invade the blood bag belonging to the enemy.This kind of behavior was full of provocation, but fortunately, the rest of the opponents focused on Reinhard who was swinging the hammer, and did not pay attention to the movements of Sombra.

On the playing field, this is absolutely impossible. Even an auxiliary attack can easily interrupt the invasion of Sombra.There are not many large blood packs in Lijiang Tower, and there are fewer positions that are crucial to the enemy outside the target point. After Lili successfully invaded the two blood packs belonging to the enemy, he even leisurely walked around to the back of the target point, and put the insignificant little blood pack In the bag.

The first round of the battle was easily won, Lili simply reported the location of the blood bag, and asked Yun Yun to reduce the treatment.After Reinhardt drove the enemy back to the offensive line, he used the invaded blood pack by the way, helping Lili accumulate a lot of energy.

"It's impossible for you to play like this in the game, right?" After all, Sombra doesn't have an advantage. Judging by the firepower of a match like the night market, unless the strength crushes the game, it is still difficult for Lili to seize the opponent's blood points.

Lili answered as a matter of course, saying: "If it's a competition, Sombra will go head-to-head. It doesn't make any difference if he loses against Hei's own team and wins against Hei's opponent."

If you win, use your opponent's blood packs to accumulate energy, and if you lose, use your own blood packs to accumulate energy. The information revealed in Lili's words shows that MI may also take Sombra in Lijiang Tower.

The atmosphere of the team occupying the target point became obviously relaxed, and passers-by suddenly asked: "This voice sounds familiar, is it the DL of Kang Ming's family?"

Yun Yun has heard many rumors, such as AM's DL, Hanzo's DL, live broadcast DL, and it was the first time he was named Kang Ming's attribute.Before he could speak, Ke Jia's storytelling-style praise rang out, "Yes, yes, this DL is that DL. Let me tell you, he is strong like Anna. He shoots a child. Does it feel like his whole body is full of emotions from him?" Chicken mother's love is full of vigor when fighting."

"Then did you start the live broadcast? I'm on TV?" However, passersby's attention was not on Ke Jia, and they were thinking about the army of 30 girls. Take you to fly!"

"Okay, where is the cute girl in Overwatch?"

"Yes, yes, they are all gay!" Ke Jia firmly agreed with the captain's words as the direction of life.

Yun Yun felt that Ke Jia had entered the realm of part-time crosstalk contestant, and responded to Lili's words without hesitation.He said: "I don't have a live broadcast today, I'm sorry."

"Hey, I missed out on an army of 30 girls." The passer-by was quite regretful.

Ke Jia was quite unprincipled, "Although there are no cute girls, but there are eleven big men accompanying you, don't be sad."

As soon as he finished speaking, another teammate said, "I don't believe it."

Before everyone realized what he didn't believe, his speech message appeared in the chat box in the lower left corner.

[Competition] Wonder: Is there a girl on the opposite side? Courteously ask for friendship.

[Competition] Kuuu: Yes.Let's have a game.

"The opponent really wants to win the morals!" Ke Jia was shocked by the enemy's reply, and immediately raised her hand to type and join the conversation.

[Competition] MIKeven: In order to win, what about your integrity!

[Competition] Kuuu: She is really a girl qwq, if you don’t believe me, let me win and add you as a friend qaq “Such a cute girl must be a boy.” The teammate who first put forward the idea of ​​a cute girl has experienced many battles and is not confused. More than 99% of the people who used kaomoji in the competition were men!"

The tone is sad, as if there is a story behind it.

Before Ke Jia could open his mouth to have an in-depth exchange with him, Lili's words rang out first, and he said, "Stop playing, go face to face."

The invisible black shadow came back from outside the target point, and the teammates who were chatting just now instantly entered a state of preparation.Overwatch's leisure is temporary, and fighting is the eternal theme. The moment the enemy chooses to rush into the target point from the side, he is directly attacked by the black shadow that jumps out. The offensive in the second round should have the same result as the first round.

"Keven!" Before Lili could say a word, Ke Jia's cry of falling from the high platform resounded softly, and instantly became the first victim of Lucio's sonic attack.

"I, I, my feet are slippery!" Ke Jia couldn't explain her careless move just now. She thought she would go out and crush the enemy, but was pushed out by Lucio who was hiding in the enemy group. "This cute girl is very scheming!"

Lucio who killed him was the same Kuuu just now.

[Competition] MIKeven: Wow, you Kuuu is not sympathetic at all, I am so cute and you still want to kill me.

However, the two sides were in a fierce battle for the target point, and no one responded to his dialogue.After losing Soldier 76, the attacking power of the team was extremely weak. It was still difficult to face Tracer and Genji rushing into the target point with Sombra alone.

Yun Yun's biological grenade had already been handed over, and Genji, who was barely asleep, was woken up by his teammates accidentally, and it was difficult for the chaotic passers-by to cooperate with Anna's strength in the competition for the target point.

He opened the mirror and harvested the residual blood of Lucio in an instant, quickly jumped away from the target point of battle, and found the blood bag marked by lili at the nearest position. The recovered blood was not much, but it was enough for him to return to the battlefield.

As soon as Yun Yun walked into the target point, he heard Lili's loud voice.

At this time, Anna's energy had just reached 70%, and the entire battlefield had entered the rhythm of shadows. Even Dva with full skills could not open the shield, and was directly sent back to the respawn room by teammates.Sombra with EMP is the invincible king of battle, invading all enemies at the same time, turning them into easy-to-shoot targets.

Even Yun Yun could quickly throw out the biological grenade to harvest the last head.

[Competition] Kuuu: Wow, you lili are not sympathetic at all, I am so beautiful and you still want to kill me.

Kuuu's cute girl is set to never collapse, and after she died in battle, she followed Ke Jia's words and sent the latest news.

Then, the chat channel got out of control, and the big men present all said that I am so cocky and you still want to kill me. This world is so violent that it can no longer tolerate the figure of a cute girl.

"How dare they!" Ke Jia was indignant, raised her hand and tapped the keyboard loudly, "It's obvious that we are cuter than ID!"

[Competition] MIKeven: With all due respect, you guys are not as cute as lili compared to ID, how dare you pretend to be a girl.

As soon as this sentence came out, Yun Yun couldn't help laughing. Lili's ID is really cute, but when you listen to the voice channel, you can find that Lili's big guy style is very rough. I don't know what he was thinking when he first entered the ID.

"Keven, are you free?" Lili's voice was cold, and it was not gentle enough compared to ID, "I compete with a group of men every day, what are you thinking?"

"No, no, no!" Ke Jia never gave in on this point, "I can't even compare cuteness, so what's the difference between me and Xianyu!"

[Competition] Yesterday: ... you are so stealing the spotlight with the ID of a professional team, are you afraid of being seen by fans and think you are mentally retarded?

[Competition] MIKeven: In fact, we are fans of MI~ ID deliberately imitated~ I really like Keven, he is so cute!

"Hurry up! Captain, it's your turn, you can't lose at the critical moment!" Ke Jia was bound to make a suggestion, "You just say yes, yes, I like Lili very much, she is cute and cute hahaha."

[Competition] MIlili: I hate Keven, he is stupid and retarded.

Seeing this sentence refreshed in the chat channel, Yun Yun recalled Lili's rough voice and strong physique, and suddenly felt that mental retardation is contagious. Ke Jia ran away.

"I seem to be in a fake car." Yun Yun said calmly. 5 minutes ago, it was obviously a serious tricycle, but now there are two fake teammates in the team, he feels very sad.

"I seem to have encountered a fake MI." Teammates agreed and broke out endless sadness, "You will definitely be screenshotted and posted on the forum. MI's reputation will be lost, and it will be reduced to a cute team from then on."

Yun Yun was inspired, and suddenly said: "I have 12 fans on Weibo, and I suddenly want to take a screenshot."

"No!" Ke Jia yelled as if she was about to jump over and grab Yun Yun's arm and shake it vigorously, "Give me some face!"

"Then don't keep making trouble." Lili's voice sounded from the voice channel, "If you get killed by Lucio again, your salary will be deducted."

The power of money is huge, and Ke Jia's crying was accurately transmitted to Yun Yun's side from the secret chat channel.He looked at those conversations cutely and grieved, and kept refreshing the chat channel, so he raised his hand to comfort him: Your captain has a knife mouth and a bean curd heart, stop typing, I feel like you are going to be scolded.

As always, I was disgusted by Lili, "Don't keep typing, the enemy is coming!"

In the first round of Lijiang Tower, the enemy's strength was vulnerable, and the coordination was quite rusty, allowing Lili's shadow to do whatever he wanted.

In a battlefield with huge differences in strength, any hero can play 100% of the effect.Sombra's harvesting ability is not strong when fighting in a group, but as long as the invasion skill is successful, it is a huge threat to support and heavy equipment.The Ana used by Yun Yun is the most suitable for observing the situation in the field. If you count it casually, you can find that Lili's invasion success rate is particularly high.

He really wanted to ask some questions, but felt that talking about such topics between different teams was more like scouting out the enemy. After all, we were all competitors of IOP. He and Ke Jia did have a good relationship, but from the standpoint of the team, Lili had no obligation to ask Tell him what you think about Sombra for free.

When the map of the second round entered the Temple of Anubis, Ke Jia found a familiar name among his teammates.

"Cute girl! Hey, cute girl!" Ke Jia's teasing sounded from the voice channel, causing the teammates to be surprised, and they all asked who the cute girl was and where the cute girl was.

"Hi fanboy." Kuuu's voice is indeed quite gentle, but no amount of gentleness can be erased as a male attribute, "I just feel like I can meet, I didn't expect it to be so soon."

Ke Jia seemed to have met someone with similar interests, and she couldn't stop talking, "I said you don't have girls there, so you still have to pretend."

"Yes, me." Kuuu's voice was suddenly pinched by him, it was sharp and sweet, and sounded like a little girl, "I told you I'm cute, so it's true that I didn't do it in a round Hate."

Yun Yun was already despairing of this magical world of Overwatch, and it turned out that Ke Jia had a human physique with strange attributes, and even such malicious flirtatious people could be ranked.

"...Be serious, Keven chose the hero." Lili said in the silence, and immediately rescued Ke Jia who was in panic and shock.

Selecting soldier 76, Ke Jia, who was stunned, suddenly said, "Are you a voice changer? Excuse me, are you male or female?"

"Men." Lili asserted directly in a rough voice, "You were so easily deceived, aren't you... well, ready to attack."

Even Yun Yun can hear the word "stupid" omitted by Lili. Ke Jia's silly and sweet setting is not broken. Even he knows that there are guys who can fake voices active in various voice channels everywhere. During Beling's live broadcast, I saw many men and women who can easily switch between male and female voices.

Ke Jia would actually feel the shock, which shocked Yun Yun instead.

After Kuuu discovered that the false voice can tease Ke Jia, he became more keen to use his thin female voice to deliberately speak by his name, "Keven, I am actually your fan girl, do you want to consider adding a friend to date?"

"No!" Ke Jia resolutely refused, but her voice was weak, "I don't like big cute girls, it's super dangerous when I hear it."

"No way, I'm a girl." Kuuu ignored Lili's ruthless dismantling just now, "The male voice just now is my voice changer."

Ke Jia had no sense of being deceived, and asked with interest: "Really?"

"Keven shut up and start fighting." Lili couldn't control Kuuu, but it was easy to control Ke Jia.

If the others were still hesitating, Yun Yun would definitely think that he was pretending, but Ke Jia probably had such a vacillating, stupid and cute character, he believed everything others said.Yun Yun thought about it, probably this is the reason why Ke Jia's sense of crisis is overwhelming every time Lili threatens him to deduct his salary.

If it was Liu Sanping, he would have laughed three times and said: You are not the boss, so buckle it up, it doesn't matter.

Yun Yun was suddenly worried about Ke Jia's current situation. Fortunately, Lili didn't think he was hopeless, and still maintained a good attitude to command this guy who was tricked by his false voice teammates to go forward and be tough.

And Kuuu is not afraid of lili, they are not familiar with each other, so they have no deterrent effect at all. Kuuu's soft and sweet voice sounded on the team channel, and said: "Add a friend, many of my little sisters like MI very much, even if you don't like me, I will introduce you to my best friend another day, she is cute and good at technology, There is no problem in ranking the top [-] solo."

E-sports is full of creatures who "wait for their sisters". As soon as Kuuu's words came out, many teammates politely asked for friends.

Ke Jia actually didn't speak, and kept staring straight ahead to attack.

The formation of the defensive side is kept on the second floor, and their tactical configuration can be seen at a glance. After invading the blood bag at the door, Lili's black shadow decisively disappeared from the small room and rushed in. As soon as he appeared on the side, he shouted: "Go directly!"

As soon as these words came out, all the team members launched an attack from the small room, and Lili instantly returned to the blood bag at the door, and followed the footsteps of the large team in stealth again.

The attack in the first round was not smooth. Yun Yun felt too much pressure from the treatment while standing in the back row, and throwing biological grenades still didn't help. When Lili arrived, he accelerated the generation of blood packs in the small room, which temporarily alleviated this dilemma.

The only good thing is that the Dva taken out by passers-by is not too bad, and it can block a few more times when the defense matrix is ​​turned on.